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I got a cooked cob of corn 🌽 yesterday evening from a friend. However, I decided to take it home cos it was too cold. Then I developed another plan.

I roasted it then snapped it into two to make two baits! 🧠 Sharp!

I strategically set the traps with experience, lest they eat my bait and still run away as they do sometimes-which used to be quite frustrating 😤

U sha don succeed in making their children an unexpected Orphan 😃😃😃

Chilipepper:
Medical Doctor Sparks Debate with a Theory about Men

I Dey go 2 in the space of just 2 to 3 hours 😃

Af0nja2:


https://www.timesng.com/regional/south-south-regional/791545-how-fubara-visited-wike-begged-for-reconciliation.html

E don be for ham😀

LifeNot4DWeak:
If I fart inside a room, especially in the evening, everybody will run away. In fact, stay outside for a few minutes before you come inside again.


I mostly pity my girlfriend because she's is the one enduring it. Chai, that girl don suffer for my hand.

The other day, i was on a date with a girl and it came. I couldnt control so i had to release and the whole place was smelling so bad. She knew i was the one and i had to apologize. Since after that day, that girl is not picking my calls again. Could that be the issue?

Abeg, could something be wrong inside me that makes my fart smell so bad? Like a rotten dead body. I'm serious. That is how bad it's.

What can I do to end this?

Well, just make sure u drink plenty of water first thing when u wake up, then enter the rest room to offload. After this if u mess lasan, na Vanilla mess e go be🤓

GistMedia0:


https://m.lindaikejisblog.com/2025/5/nigerian-nurse-reportedly-found-de-at-d-in-her-uk-apartment-after-returning-from-her-wedding-introduction-in-nigeria.html

So sad the Ponmo has to waste just like that…Awnyways Rip Nurse Mirian 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Firebox123:
trust women at your risk

Reason why seun is still single

And Ola too😃😃

Chimex002:
Lady lays cūrse on the man who made her leave her boyfriend of two years, promised her marriage, got her pregnant, and then blocked her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMsTbCN826c

Dem carry her Handicap 1😂😂

Infoguy666:


https://news360ng.com/atbu-governing-council-dismisses-senior-lecturer-over-sexual-harassment-case/

Konji don land this one to Kanji Dam….E don be for rham😃

Conestone:
I'm not too sure of this question 😂, but what were the things people complained about their government that is still unsolved till this very day? Or what was the one thing you missed about their government?

We don dey since the time of Sheu Shagari😃

[quote author=Morbeta11 post=135061872][/quote] It’s good though, buh na her kpekus go suffer rham😂

muhammaduyusufu:

https://x.com/renoomokri/status/1912496812264681530

The name Agbotikuyor gat me cracking up 😂 😂😂

[quote author=Odewaleadesoye post=134985821][/quote] With what I’ve experienced from Mmm, Omegapro, Kala, River Ranch Etc…..God knows I won’t give a bleep. I feel una pains fellas, just say Cheese 😃😃

dertty04:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiJUZhKVMVA?si=ZmitM0PArYzL4Pwx

If Jesus truly hates the poor, why did he now say that the poor are the set of people we’ll always find in our midst 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[quote author=Morbeta11 post=134915444][/quote] Na to scroll my phone for the nearby available babe…We all already know it’s a weather for two😄

ExAngel007:


A woman has been called out on X for damaging
the Airbnb property she rented in Lekki.

The X who called the woman out explained
that the renter did the damage because her
complaint about the AC not cooling properly was not resolved to her satisfaction.


As a result, she wrote on the furniture, tore the
bed frame and destroyed the artwork in the
house before she left.


See below.


















https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2025/4/woman-shows-damage-a-renter-intentionally-caused-in-an-airbnb-in-lekki-2.html

Maybe she get Wacko for head😀

Quarterpast:
This is weird.
Ghana must go😃

GistMedia0:
A dramatic altercation between a man and a woman in what appears to be a hotel suite has surfaced online, sparking intense conversation. The CCTV footage captures the tense moment a woman, in a fit of rage, attempts to stab the man during a heated confrontation in a hotel corridor.

While the cause of the conflict remains unclear, the video shows the man forcefully dragging the woman out of the room. As tensions escalated, she is seen pulling out what appears to be a knife. The man quickly overpowers her, disarms her, and throws the weapon far away to prevent further danger.

Despite being disarmed, the woman kept struggling to re-enter the room, pushing and wrestling with the man as he tried to keep her out. The corridor scuffle continued for several intense moments until the man finally managed to push her out completely and slammed the door shut behind her.

The woman was later seen walking away from the room, but her intentions and the nature of their relationship remain unknown. Some online s speculate they might be lovers in a toxic entanglement, while others suspect it could be a business deal gone wrong.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2o5YWVYrQU

Pelsin wey u go don find 2x2 for….Mtcheeew, I hate nonsense 😃

NwekeUG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVPOuplMEco

Bitter Obi just been disgracing himself, his wife and all his ers everywhere 😀😀

Aonkuuse:


Source: https://wikigists.com/wife-stbs-okada-husband-to-death-for-bringing-less-money-home/

Devil incarnate 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

LegendHero:

Can you imagine, and some so called flat head leaders are begging for his immortality, so that his Cowardice legacy can lives on….Ekpensu 😃😃

zero8zero:
The Army has been killing these ragtags since Tinubu came to power.

Yes ooo, na Bubu dey give Bokoharam and Bandit amnesty 😃

Islie:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/03/efcc-warns-public-about-58-illegal-ponzi-scheme-operators/

I gave up since the day Omegapro which happens to be the best and the biggest of all duped us of our hard earned money. Nigeria as a country is so porous talking about the successful activities of MMM, KALA, RIVER RACNCH ETC…🙈🙈

DyshApp:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv_VmbacSbA

The man is a Simp 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

naptu2:
Chimezie (@jack_ng01) was a key member of Peter Obi's campaign team.

Jack The Builder™️ @jack_ng01



https://x.com/Jack_ng01/status/1897990077654933860?t=LAUnzZH7rppx5XkjD5vJPw&s=19

Death is something all man is going to taste💯

GistMedia0:
Amidst the ongoing controversy surrounding suspended Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan’s allegations against Senate President Godswill Akpabio, female legislative aides of the 10th Senate have publicly expressed their appreciation for Akpabio’s leadership, describing him as gender-friendly, inclusive, and fair.

The aides emphasized Akpabio’s commitment to women’s empowerment within the legislative arm of government. They highlighted his efforts in ensuring female aides and lawmakers receive equal opportunities, adding that his leadership has fostered a more inclusive working environment in the National Assembly.

“We acknowledge and appreciate the Senate President’s unwavering for women in politics and governance. His tenure has seen increased inclusivity, and we stand by his efforts in promoting fairness and equity,” the statement read.

This comes as Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan faces suspension over what the Senate described as gross misconduct. While her allegations against Akpabio have stirred political tension, the show of from female legislative aides suggests a divided perspective on the matter within the Senate.

See arrangee….Shior😄😄😄

GistMedia0:
"Burna Boy promised me a Lamborghini just to sleep with me!" – Socialite Sophie Egbueje cries out in a leaked voice recording.

A leaked voice recording has set social media on fire as socialite Sophie Egbueje accuses Burna Boy of deception. According to Sophie, she was allegedly convinced by Ama Reginald, a close associate of Burna Boy, to sleep with the singer in exchange for a Lamborghini. However, after the encounter, Burna Boy reportedly failed to deliver on his promise, leaving her feeling betrayed.

The leaked conversation, where Sophie painfully narrates her ordeal to an unknown person, has sparked widespread reactions. While some criticize transactional relationships, others are praising Burna Boy for dashing her gold-digging hopes.

As the controversy rages on, Burna Boy and his team have yet to respond, while Ama Reginald has remained silent on the matter.


LEAKED AUDIO HERE:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJno2mlac-s



https://www.pulse.ng/articles/entertainment/celebrities/burna-boy-trends-over-sex-for-lambo-allegations-2025022810020346625#google_vignette

Lambo Gini🤷‍♂️ with what some born thug dey collect with two Indomie and one Egg😃😃😃

TimeManager:


https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/farmers-lament-drop-in-food-prices-amid-fgs-move-to-reduce-inflation

And we all hoping that this Cowntry will be better…We are the problem of ourselves as corruption has eaten deep into all of us 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

fergie001:


SOURCE

Hell Rufai😃😃

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgq5x45he8E

Social media , Askia Nuh, says he found a stray lion around his house and decided to keep it as a pet alongside his dog.

He wrote:



https://x.com/askia_nuh/status/1893590841161101674?t=uwKqE7cO18EdyBYN8yU53w&s=19


Replying to someone calling for his arrest, he wrote:

It’s just a matter of time, everything will become history 😃😃

Kuginzi:


https://punchng.com/im-not-desperate-for-2027-presidential-ticket-obi/

And u are busy sharing 5,5 meter from one state to the other and even going as far as attending some people’s naming ceremonies….Dey Play😃😃

Yourprick:
It’s Not Too Late To Punish Babangida For June 12 Election Annulment, Other Crimes—Even If It’s One Day Before His Death –Sowore



https://saharareporters.com/2025/02/21/its-not-too-late-punish-babangida-june-12-election-annulment-other-crimes-even-if-its

IBB Ole😀