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If I fart inside a room, especially in the evening, everybody will run away. In fact, stay outside for a few minutes before you come inside again.


I mostly pity my girlfriend because she's is the one enduring it. Chai, that girl don suffer for my hand.

The other day, i was on a date with a girl and it came. I couldnt control so i had to release and the whole place was smelling so bad. She knew i was the one and i had to apologize. Since after that day, that girl is not picking my calls again. Could that be the issue?

Abeg, could something be wrong inside me that makes my fart smell so bad? Like a rotten dead body. I'm serious. That is how bad it's.

What can I do to end this?

LifeNot4DWeak:
If I fart inside a room, especially in the evening, everybody will run away. In fact, stay outside for a few minutes before you come inside again.


I most pity my girlfriend because she's is the one enduring it. Chai, that girl don suffer for my hand.

The other day, i was on a date with a girl and it came. I couldnt control so i had to release and the whole place was smelling so bad. She knew i was the one and i had to apologize.

Abeg, could something be wrong insider that makes my fart smell so bad? Like a rotten dead body. I'm serious. That is how bad it's.

What can I do to end this?

use herbal drink to flush your system

Or did you smoke weed

Fetula4u:
use herbal drink to flush your system

Or did you smoke weed

I don't smoke at all.

LifeNot4DWeak:
If I fart inside a room, especially in the evening, everybody will run away. In fact, stay outside for a few minutes before you come inside again.


I mostly pity my girlfriend because she's is the one enduring it. Chai, that girl don suffer for my hand.

The other day, i was on a date with a girl and it came. I couldnt control so i had to release and the whole place was smelling so bad. She knew i was the one and i had to apologize. Since after that day, that girl is not picking my calls again. Could that be the issue?

Abeg, could something be wrong inside me that makes my fart smell so bad? Like a rotten dead body. I'm serious. That is how bad it's.

What can I do to end this?

Oga nor fear, nothing dey wrong with you, na because you dey eat better food, it must smell..
Just go buy harbal cleanser or make the agbo by yourself.
Las Las you go dey alright.

I'm even perceiving fowl smell in this comment section, have you done your thing again?

I hardly fart,but one thing I know is.once I eat food that easnt cooked properly,I'd toilet that day,or my poo becomes purge and smelly.trust me,I go smoke cigar for toilet. But I hardly fart.

Go and buy gbefun sachet bitters,200 per sachet,u go toilet the following morning.at least 5 times.na that time the gbefun bitters dey work be that. If after 12 to 24hrs u no toilet.visit hospital ASAP.something is coming..

That means your phlatus is good

I have read things on this nairaland. Many many things meenhhh😂

TheWolfen:
I have read things on this nairaland. Many many things meenhhh😂

My brother, many things dey happen.

You could be constipated. Full of shii. 💩

Go and eat a big bowl of vegetable soup with Small Amala and thank me later.

Clairvoyancy:
I'm even perceiving fowl smell in this comment section, have you done your thing again?

Oga!
If you feel like going to the john, go.
Holding poo for too long is a recipe for horrible fart.

Do you drink water?
If not, please start drinking water before and after meal.

LifeNot4DWeak:
If I fart inside a room, especially in the evening, everybody will run away. In fact, stay outside for a few minutes before you come inside again.


I mostly pity my girlfriend because she's is the one enduring it. Chai, that girl don suffer for my hand.

The other day, i was on a date with a girl and it came. I couldnt control so i had to release and the whole place was smelling so bad. She knew i was the one and i had to apologize. Since after that day, that girl is not picking my calls again. Could that be the issue?

Abeg, could something be wrong inside me that makes my fart smell so bad? Like a rotten dead body. I'm serious. That is how bad it's.

What can I do to end this?

They're likely to be two causes.

either the food you eat doesn't digest properly or there are too many warms in your bowel

2mch:
Go and eat a big bowl of vegetable soup with Small Amala and thank me later.

Veg soup b like shitting pills
If u no dey see shit shit just chop one bowl of veg and toilet go b ur friend

Change your name 1st.

Your stomach is Rotten

Too many combinations this regime

The mods should organize a May get-together for NLers and send a special invite to OP. I want to confirm something.

Clairvoyancy:
I'm even perceiving fowl smell in this comment section, have you done your thing again?

Inu e buuuu

Verily, life's not for weak.

LifeNot4DWeak:


I don't smoke at all.

How often do u use the toilet?
Some of u don't use the toilet for two to three days while u eat all sorts of concoctions. Why ur fart no go smell?

Are you related to jelili oba oniso

Buy muru for aboki wey dey sell sokudaye.
Drink am make you take purge your system...

Hahaha what?

Abi your name na jelili??

Change ur intestine