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U didn't mention, "toy"
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Gloriagee: u try wella...mowa thoroughly impressedGloria, i'm beginning to like you. which state are u from? and where are you residing presently? |
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They get Mohammed Alli, we get Bash Alli. They get T. pain, we get T.maya. They get T.I, we get M.I. They get 2-pac, we get 2-face. They get Beyonce, we get Tiwa Savage They get Lil wayne, We get Terry G. They get Timberland, We get DON JAZZY! They get wiz khalifa, we get wiz kid. They get Hollywood,we get nollywood They get Silicon valley, we get Computer village. They get Mac Donnalds, we get Mr.Biggs. They get Las Vegas, we get Lasgidi. They get Miami Beach, we get Lekki Beach. They get Al Paccino, we get Peter Edochie. They get Pirate of d Caribbean, weget Pirate of Aba. They get beauty and the beast we get Bianca and Ojukwu, They get Mr Bean, we get Mr Ibu, They get American Lotto, we get Baba Ijebu. They get obama nd we get olama. They get luggage,we get ghana must go. They get air craft, we get witch craft. They get Bill Gate we get Aliko Dangote They get obama nd we get olama. They fear Al Qaeda, we fear Boko Haram ABEG NAIRALANDERS, ADD YOUR OWN JARE..... |
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Gloriagee: Silas Marnergood, i'm sure u do read novels alot |
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toygod2: hahaha,i wil like try the firstdat means u are anticipating ur death, na tiger, u wan play wit ! |
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Mynd_44: Dying to read this heap of garbage? Nigger pleasethen why did u view the topic, talk more of commenting on it. You just prove that you are really a saddist..... |
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dominique: lets see. . .God bless u ma! U are damn brillant, kudos to u! But there are 27 novels in dis piece 1 Like |
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Ishilove:hahahaha! Dear, u are damn funny, but are u sure all girls will attest to this facts? |
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Mynd_44: Did you just type hate? Dude I don't even know you so why should I hate you?i don't mean "personality" most of your comments i do read on NL are always unappreciative. Some people are dying to read a post like this, if u have seen it before; then no need to comment, just ignore it. I'm sure you are older than me, just be mature and don't always stick your nose in others people's business. Ok |
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Mynd_44:what's the beef all about ? If it annoys you, you can also copy and paste. Did i post it for you to be satisfied? Or do you own nairaland ? If you don't have anything beneficial to contribute, please ignore my posts and get on with your life. What's the hate all about ? |
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sexkillz: Yes paragraph is my problem. . . And i received this on BB and on Facebook 2 months ago. . . Someone must have "stolen" your "work".yeah, i saw it also on my Facebook wall too, i wrote it as one of my notes in facebook, check my profile u will see some of my literary posts. |
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sexkillz: No paragraphs. . . Disadvantage of "copy and paste".is paragraph ur problem, for d record, i wrote d piece on my own |
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GIRLS need to realize this: Guys don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we'restill there. We don't care if a guy calls>OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. That it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. Let us pay for you! dont 'feel bad' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you. Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word"handsome'/ 'beautiful' i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/sexy' or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand i'm not sayin i wouldn't like it ether. Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!!!! Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smilewhen you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say 'i love you' ..and actually mean it. Give the nice guys a chance. Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you thinkit's cute.. Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this. Life is too short to complain about everything that comes your way so stop and smell the roses in life because you might never have another time to take it, so take your time because they are all different in every way, so take chances in life, if it doesn't work out then fine, there are always more roses to smell. ♥ from JOHN OVIE 5 Likes |
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1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. There is nothing worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. Really, how ARE you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going todo anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignorewhatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection ... again. 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. 14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever. 15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Shoot!), but when I immediately call back, it rings ninetimes and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? 16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeinganyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. 17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay. 20. I wish Google Maps had an"Avoid Ghetto" routing option. 21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it. 22. I would rather try to carry ten over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take two trips to bring my groceries in. 23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text. 24. I have a hard time decipheringthe fine line between boredom and hunger. 25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? 26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters! 27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. 28. Is it just me, or do high schoolkids get dumber and dumber every year? 29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back alittle too far. 30. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 31. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in apocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'll bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from three feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time! |
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There is something more important than certificate...it is character. There is something more important than education...it is ethics There is something more important than money...it is moral There is something more important than greatness...godliness There is something more important than gay clothing...it is good conscience There is something more important than appearance...it is attitude There is something more important than vision...it is virtue There is something more important than ability...it is accomplishment There is something more important than ability...it isaccuracy There is something more important than idea...it is ideal There is something more important than behaviour...it is belief There is something more important than hair combing...it isheart cleansing There is something more important than method...it is motive There is something more important than religion...it is righteousness. There is something always more important. TAKE HEED !!! |
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Man: Lord can I ask you a question? »GOD: Sure! »Man: Promise you won't get mad »GOD: (smiles) I promise »Man: Why did you let so much annoying stuff happen to me during the week? »God: What and how do you mean? »Man: On Monday that I had a board meeting at work...I woke up late, then My car took forever to start! A car that was in good condition a night before.. Got to work late and was given a query! »GOD: Okay.. »Man: On Wednesday, I was on site, a job that was already late and scheduled to have been through even a week before! RAIN fell all through that day and we couldn't do anything!!! »GOD: Hmmm... »Man: On the way home on Thursday, my phone went DEAD without notice, just as I picked upan important call.....A New phone for that matter! Had to make use of public phone to wish Mum Happy birthday. »GOD: All right »Man: And above it all off, when I got home on friday...I just wanted to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right this week! Why did you do that? »GOD: Let me see, the death Angel was at your bed that Monday morning...You were to walk to theBathroom, slip, knock your head on the ceramic of the bathroom tub and bleed to death!! I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for ur life. I let you sleep through that! »Man (humbled): OH »GOD: I didn't let ur car start because there was a drunk driver on ur route that would have hit u if u were on the road...and u would Die Instantly!!! »Man: (ashamed)... »GOD: On Wednesday, u were to fall from the 4th floor of that building and die...It has been pre-arranged by the Angel of death. Had to make a counter plan, u didn't even reach the 3rd floor talk less of the 4th. »Man: (embarrassed) wow! Ok »GOD: Ur phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said to her on that call, I didn't even let you talk to her so you would be covered. »Man: (softly) I see Lord. ALWAYS PRAY, COS HE ALWAYS HAS A REASON! 1 Like |
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tobechi20:don't worry, she will still come to her senses, she will be the one begging later |
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wansky: @posteru av to find dem, read d topic again |
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kennedy olunuga: that quiet impressivethankz a million! View my profile, u will see some of my literary piece. |
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I was walking around in a supermarket when i saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back, the boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said,'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.''The little boy turned to the old woman next to him,''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''She replied,''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'His eyes were so sad while saying this,'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said,'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'Then he showed me a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.''I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy.'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll!''OK'he said,'I hope I do have enough.'I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said,'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'Then he looked at me and added,'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'''I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'''My mommy loves white roses.'A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state of mind from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I ed a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life- sustaining machine because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy I read in the newspaper that the young woman had ed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed , feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine, and in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all of these away from him. Now you have two choices: > Copy and save it. Or > Just ignore it. |
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I was born without a silver spoon, in the village of owu, my parents taught me to be a drummer boy, i went to the village to look for a wife as my mother's choice, i married the beautiful adanma. We went to new york for our wedding, unfortunately it was during the winter, so we were told the winter's tale. It was as sweet as the marriage of anesewa. We went for an africa night entertainment; where i met a lady known by people as dizzy angel. Things fall apart when I was advised by a friend macbeth who was a man for all season to take her as my 2nd wife. It was the wedlock of the gods, sponsored by hamlet and friends which toy brought with them a valuable prize necklace. My two wife lived like women at war. My 1st wife told me that i just married a concubine that i should go and tell it to the mountains where the arrow of god will pierce my heart. My 2nd wife gave birth to a stillborn child which she didn't enjoy her joys of motherhood. One day, silas marner told me that sizwe banzi is dead, he said weep not my child, we don't know who will be the bearer of tomorrow's death bell, that this is our chance to comfort the sons and daughters left behind since the beautiful are not yet born...... 1 Like |
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Mr..Cork:bro, y will i use dis lyrics to get a punny, haba i mumu lyk dat. Dis is one of my literary piece |
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tobechi74:d answer is apposite |
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My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was ing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function. Yours ever loving, JØHÑ_JØVÎ3.CØM... ![]() MATHEMATICS FACT>>> 1) THINK of a number. 2) DOUBLE it. 3) ADD six then HALF it. 4) TAKE AWAY the number you STARTED with. Your Answer must be = THREE (3)! 3 Likes |
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3 WAYS To CATCH A TIGER. . . 1- Newton's Method = Allow the tiger to catch you & catch the Tiger. 2- Einstein's Method = Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it. 3- The Nigeria Police Method = Catch a cat and beat it until it accepts its a tiger....... 1 Like |
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ndu_chucks: 10,000 people homelessi pray so, d figure is damn much!! |
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CALABAR – A heavy down pour, which resulted in mudslide and flooding in Boki Local Government Area of Cross River State, has destroyed about six villages swept away three thousand farm lands and rendered 10,000 people homeless and economically incapacitated. The flood also left tourists away to Buanchor Canopy Walk Way and the Drill Ranch in Boki council stranded as it swept away the bridges and culverts leading to the sites. Over eight culverts and two bridges were completely overwhelmed by the flood and mudslide rendering the only accessible dirt road imible. The Buanchor Canopy Walk Way of about 30m high, located in the heart of the virgin forest of Boki is the longest in Africa, while the Drill Ranch is for the protection of Drill Monkeys, an endangered animal speciewhich attracts’ hundreds of tourists monthly. The flood also cut of Boje, the council headquarters from other parts of the area, as one of the major bridges was completely swept away, while the stream which is the only source of drinking water in Katabang community with a population of over nine hundred people was flooded. The development had led to women and children trekking long distances to fetch water with Jeri cans and basins for domestic use. Substantial parts of the Afi Mountain Range also slide the valleys bringing down rubles, rocks, and heavy boulders which tore vegetation, houses, bridges and other structures along it’s paths covering over two kilometre radius. Assessing the disaster, Director General, Cross River State Emergency Management Agency, SEMA, Mr. Vincent Aquah, describedthe magnitude of devastation as unprecedented. Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/07/flood-sacks-6-villages-renders-10000-homeless-in-c-river/ |
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MOGUL.O:so pls tell me d section, u suggest it to be. |
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SOMEONE ASK THIS QUESTION, AND IT KEPT US WONDERING!!!! Is Nigeria A Cemetary? >When NIGERIANS steal money, they keep it in SWISS BANKS, >When they’re sick they go to INDIA or , >When they want to invest they go to AMERICA, >When they want to buy mansions they buy in LONDON/CANADA. >They go to DUBAI for shopping, >PARIS for holidays. >When they want to repent- ISREAL OR SAUDI ARABIA. *But when they DIE they all want to be BURIED in NIGERIA. So I ask this question ” Is NIGERIA a CEMETARY? |
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Manchester United is the most valuable franchise in sports at$2.23 billion US, according to Forbes magazine’s annual survey. The English Premier League team, owned by the same American family that owns the NFL’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers, is ranked on top thanks to lucrative global sponsorship deals. Second is another soccer team, Real Madrid, at $1.88 billion. The New York Yankees and Dallas Cowboys are tied for third at$1.85 billion. Rounding out the top five are the Washington Redskins at $1.56 billion. The Los Angeles Dodgers and New England Patriots are tied for sixth at $1.40 billion, followed by FC Barcelona at $1.31 billion, the New York Giants at $1.30 billion, and Arsenal at $1.29 billion. The Dodgers recently were sold for $2 billion, the most for any professional sports team. All 32 NFL teams make the list of 50 most valuable franchises, with the Jacksonville Jaguars last among the pro football clubs at$725 million. Seven major league baseball teams earned spots, with the Texas Rangers the lowest at $674 million, No. 50 overall. The highest value for an NBA team belongs to the Los Angeles Lakers at $900 million, 35th overall. Only one other NBA franchise, the New York Knicks, make the list with $780 million, No. 43. No NHL clubs made the survey, but two from Formula One racing were included: Ferrari at $1.1 billion to rank 15th, and McLaren at $800 million. Source: http://m.?u=http%3A%2F%2Fcompletesportsnigeria.com%2Fnews%2F2012%2F07%2Fforbes-united-worlds-most-valuable-team&h=DAQEmTJbs&enc=AZO_m0FSlsQonV6qSeP-hyp0hjSFN8YTbiubt2jqLpBdz84yOSVwbqfpF0ii-H6nQxEczikRgwoFKAsq8Hw44cKaQPClRmSdpDe1ScdTTCL_hF9s2CF5pwZ9R6C_9csaZeTKFwxXcnYPQ4d1c460RvHk |
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