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WORDS YOU CAN ONLY HEAR FROM AN AVERAGE NIGERIAN !! 1. Insult upon injury 2. Nonsense and Ingredient 3. If I sound u ehh, I will soonslap you 4. How Far? 5. Can I see your particulars? 6. Anything for me sir? 7. Are you mad? 8. Half-caste 9. Next tomorrow 10. Make I come block you dia 11. Lie, Lie 12. See me see trouble oh 13. Shift small for me lemme sit 14. Abeg vamus / Abeg commot 15. Nonsense say wetin happen 16. Abomination 17. Over my dead body 18. God forbid bad thing 19. I need to retouch my (h)air 20. Any word with 'bloody' e.g. bloody fool, bloody liar, bloody idiot 21. Na wa oooo 22. Tell me something 23. Why do you want to knowmy name? 24. Abeg joo 25. Can u imagine..... 26. Wonders shall never end/cease 27. Tofiakwa (and some people feeling janded will sayTUFI!!!!) 28. Chei, Kai 29. Oya me we dey go 30. Hold on lemme branch somewhere 31. Come and Escort Me 32. Stop at that junction overthere 33. Borrow me your pen/biro 34. Still yet 35. Me and you will enter the same tro 36. You are so annoying 37. Why? Because Y has a long tailand branches 38. What is the time? Quarterto buy your own 39. Effico 40. ITK- I too know 41. Muumu 42. How are you? 'We're managing' 43. And so what? 44. I want some assorted biscuits e.g. Rich tea, Digestive 45. Your face look familiar or similiar 46. You are so daft 47. NFA- No future ambition 48. Are you already ready? 49. That is so dry! 50. My belly is full 51. Did they sack you? 52. I trekked all the way here 53. Where is the toilet, I wantto piss 54. I want to drink cold mineral 55. Which ones now? 56. Can u imagine, he was trying to toast me 57. Jacker 58. Your head is not correct 59. Have you seen that film before? 60. Just imagine! 61. My school fees money 62. No wahala! 63. Revise back small 64. Oya, shake body 65. Shine your eye 66. Carry go 67. Don't try me o 68. Enough effizzy 69. Nna, You chop? 70. Ashewo bastard! 71. What happen? 72. We must wash am! Add your's, Keep it rolling..... |
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WAM?:yeah! mi lady |
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cindyrella:contagious!! Hmmm..... Cindyrella. |
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fluid26: True, I concur. It is indeed difficult @ first attempt. However, a little discipline and/or distraction can work some magic.guy, u're right on point. |
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Mynd_44:nope, i concur. |
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Mynd_44: Another heart broken OP. This is getting scary ooooohahaha mynd, u're funny! |
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THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WALK AWAY FROM U. When people walk away from u let them walk. Don’t talk another person into staying with u,don’t talk another person into loving u, don’t talk another person into calling ,caring about u, coming to see u, don’t talk another person into staying wth u, attach to u, let it go. When people walk away from u let them walk, ur destin is never tie 2 anybody that laughed. People leave u because they are not to u, and if they are not to u, u can’t make them 2 stay, let them go. It doesn’t mean they are bad people, it just mean that their part in the story is over, and u gotto know when the people’s part in the story is over so dat u don’t keep trying to raise the dead, u got to knw when is dead, let it go u got to knw when is over let it go. Stop begging people to stay let them go! If u are holding unto something that doesn’t belongs to u and was never intended 4 ur life then u need to let it go! If u are holding unto past hurts n pains let it go! If sum1 can’t love u back, if sum1 can’t treat u right, if sum1 can’t see ur worth let it go. If sum1 has angered u let it go. If u are holding unto some thought of evil and revenge let it go. If u are involve in a wrong relationship or addiction let it go! If u are holding unto a job dat doesn’t meet ur needs and talent let it go. If u have a bad attitude let it go! If u keep judging others to make urself feel better let it go. If u are struggling wth the healing of a broken relationship let it go. If u keep trying to help sm1 who won’t help themselves let it go! If u are feeling depressed and stressed let it go! Let the past be the past, forget the formal things let it go. Let the past be the past. People leave u because they are not attracted to u, and if they are not attracted to u, u can’t make them stay, let them go. It doesn’t mean they are bad people, it just mean that their part in the story in ur story is over, and u got to know when the people’s part in the story in ur story particular is over so dat u don’t keep trying to raise the dead, u have to let it go and possibly deal with the memory that comes with the heart, the memory that go with that. LET IT GO!!!!!!!!!! 1 Like |
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This is my advice for all Ladies: I'm sorry If it will annoy you but it's the Truth, you really have to take correction now. Dear ladies, Firstly, if you are still struggling to find a husband at an old age because you are looking for a perfect man, Something is wrong with you, Sorry to say that but it's true. Your propaganda magazine tells you that 'All men are liars, cheats and useless, but let’s be honest here, which is more likely?. Is it that there’s something wrong with about 70million African men, OR there is something wrong with one African Woman?. Ladies, you certainly will not get into a blissful matrimony if you are always hanging out with your so called girlfriends every night at a beer palour or bar and waiting for a guy to buy you a drink and take you home. Drinking yourself to stupor every Friday and Saturday nights does not exactly make you look like a marriage material. You want a man?. Invest in a good wardrobe, and dress responsibly. When a man comes to you, smile and be polite, even if he does not fit your mental image of your kind of man. Ladies please and please, stop going into a relationship with a chip on your shoulder. If you believe all men are bad and all men are Dogs, then it will become a self fulfilling prophesy. No man is perfect!. Even you!. You say you can't marry a blue collar guy like a mechanic or carpenter. If a carpenter was good enough to marry you, jst go ahead with it if u forsee any good future prospect in him. why isn't one good enough for you?. Do not focus on where a man is now, but look and see where he has the potentials to be. What’s the point of being beaten to a pulp every night by some rich, good looking and non caring man?. Do you want a future where you will sit in a traffic in your car with sunglasses covering your swollen eyes, you look out of the window and see a happy couple in a Tuk Tuk holding hands and laughing like newly wedded couple even after 12 years of marriage. Please don’t fake pregnancy or get pregnant to trap him. Your perfect man is out there, believe, work and pray and you will get him. THINK ABOUT IT! |
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okeyxyz: These are not facts. They are Truths. There's a difference. Something can be a fact and yet a lie. I hope you learn how to make your arguments correctly.ok sir, i will modify it. Thankz bro. |
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The Perfect Man..” • Gives Her One of His T-Shirts to Sleep In, • Give Her One of His Hoodies; To Wear so everyone knows ‘She’s Him’s..’ • Leaves Her Cute Text/Notes..♥ • Tells Her; She Looks Beautiful..♥ • Looks Into Her Eyes; When He Talks to Her..♥ • Lets Her Mess with His Hair.. • Touches Her Hair.. • Just walks around with Her.. • FORGIVES Her for Her MISTAKES.. • Looks at Her Like; She’s the Only Girl He Sees..♥ • Tickles Her, even when She Says; Stop..=) • When She Starts Swearing at Him, He Tells Her; He Loves Her..♥ • Lets Her fall Asleep in His Arms..♥ • Gets Her Mad, then Kisses Her..:** • Stays on the Phone With Her; Even If She’s not Saying anything..♥ • Teases Her and lets Her Tease Him back..=) • Stays up all Night with Her When She’s Sick..♥ • Watches Her favorite Movie with Her..♥ • Lets Her Wear His Clothes..=) • When She’s Sad, Hangs Out with Her..♥ • Lets Her know; She’s Important..♥ • Kisses Her in the Pouring Rain..:** • When Falls in Love with Her, Tells Her..♥ • & When He Tells Her, Loves Her Like He has Never Loved Someone Before..♥ =) |
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He is the First and Last, the Beginning and the End! He is the keeper of Creation and the Creator of all! He is the Architect of the universe and The Manager of all times. He always was, He always is, and He always will be....Unmoved, Unchanged, Undefeated, and never Undone! He was bruised and brought healing! He was pierced and eased pain! He was persecuted and brought freedom! He was dead and brought life! He is risen and brings power! He reigns and brings Peace! The world can't understand him, The armies can't defeat Him, The schools can't explain Him, and the leaders can't ignore Him. Herod couldn't kill Him, The Pharisees couldn't confuse Him, and The people couldn't hold Him! Nero couldn't crush Him, Hitler couldn't silence Him, The New Age can't replace Him, and Donahue can't explain Him away! He is light, love, longevity, and Lord. He is goodness, Kindness, Gentleness, and God. He is Holy, Righteous, mighty, powerful, and pure. His ways are right, His word is eternal, His will is unchanging, and His mind is on me. He is my Redeemer, He is my Saviour, He is my guide, and He is my peace! He is my Joy, He is my comfort, He is my Lord, and He rules my life! I serve Him because His bond is love, His burden is light, and His goal for me is abundant life. I follow Him because He is the wisdom of the wise, The power of the powerful, The ancient of days, the ruler of rulers, The leader of leaders, the overseer of the overcomers, and The sovereign Lord of all that was and is and is to come. And if that seems impressive to you, try this for size. His goal is a relationship with ME! He will never leave me, Never forsake me, Never mislead me, Never forget me, Never overlook me, and Ever cancel my appointment in His appointment book! When I fall, He lifts me up! When I fail, He forgives! When I am weak, He is strong! When I am lost, He is the way! When I am afraid, He is my courage! When I stumble, He steadies me! When I am hurt, He heals me! When I am broken, He mends me! When I am blind, He leads me! When I am hungry, He feeds me! When I face trials, He is with me! When I face persecution, He shields me! When I face problems, He comforts me! When I face loss, He provides for me! When I face Death, He carries me Home! He is everything for everybody, everywhere, Every time, and every way. He is God, He is faithful. I am His, and He is mine! My Father in heaven can whip the father of this world. So, if you're wondering why I feel so secure, understand this... He said it and that settles it. God is in control, I am on His side, and That means all is well with my soul. Hit Like if you Love Jesus, if You mean it, write, Thank You Jesus for Your Loving kindness! 1 Like |
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"Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. Here are some men and women who mocked God : John Lennon (Singer): Some years before, during an interview with an American Magazine, he said: "Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple. Today we are more famous than Him" (1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times. Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ): During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died. Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet): During A show in Canecio (Rio de Janeiro), while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: "God, that's for you." He died at the age of 32 of AIDS ina horrible manner. The man who built the Titanic: After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said: "Not even God can sink it" The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic Marilyn Monroe (Actress): She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: "I don't need your Jesus". A week later, she was found dead in her apartment . Bon Scott (Singer): The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang: "Don't stop me, I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell". On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit. Campinas (IN 2005) In Campinas, Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend. The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car: "My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You." She responded: "Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here....It's Already Full " Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact. The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken. Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written. In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle. Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus. Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive. "JESUS" NOTE: If it was a joke, you would have sent it to everyone. So are you going to have courage to send this? I have done my part, Jesus said "If you are embarrassed about me, I will also be embarrassed about you before my father." If you know that God is not to be mocked, press LIKE and write,"AMEN" to receive him. GOD BLESS YOU. |
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When a women loves, She loves with care, When a women loves, She's always there, When a women loves, She never compares, When a women loves, She loves with a dare, When a women loves, She gives her all, When a women loves, She takes the fall, When a women loves, She carries your seed, When a women loves, She's there to help lead, When a women loves, She loves with peace, When a women loves, She uplifts your feet, When a women loves, She loves with no reason, When a women loves, She brings in a new season, When a women love, she loves with all her being. Pls Respect Her.... |
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Nicki is still a virgin! She is quoted to have said: ”I never gave up my box, I put that on my life”. Nicki Minaj has carved a niche for herself as being the rap game and really has come far. According to her, she is yet to popher cherry. She says this on being a virgin: “Yes, and I encourage all my young Barbies to do the same. I just don’t have time.” source: http://212breakingnews..com/2012/09/im-virgin-nicki-minaj.html Nairalanders!! What's your say on this? |
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Gabriel_sylar: i cried......FOR U!!!!!!!hahaha! gabriel, u funny die! |
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Mynd_44: How about where you saw it. Mumuso now, the link is your problem! Pls i'm sorry! Let this conversation be over! |
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Mynd_44:didn't u see the heading of the story that says,"I SAW THIS SOMEWHERE" or do u see me claiming any credit!! 1 Like |
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nikkyshyne:don't fall a victim of that part o! |
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Mynd_44:aya! I pity ur sori face, u saw dis 3 yearz ago and u stil commented! Then u must be a fool!! |
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val_dee: Op, you no fit lull me to sleep.hahaha!! but i fit make u cry! |
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I saw this somewhere: "A touching love story that might make you cry" 10th Grade : As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called 'best friend'. I stared at her long, silky hair,and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before. I handed them to her. She said 'thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. 11th grade : The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, So I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go home. She looked at me, said 'thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek.. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends,I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. Senior year : One fine day she walked to my locker. "My date is sick" she said, "he's not gonna go" well, I didn't have adate, and in 7th grade, we made apromise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as 'best friends'. So we did. That night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as She smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. Then she said- "I had the best time,thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. Iwant to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. Graduation : A day ed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it wasgraduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine-but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said- 'you're my best friend, thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek. Iwant to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. Marriage : Now I sit in the pews of the church.That girl is getting marriednow. and drive off to her new life,married to another man. I wantedher to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said 'you came!'. She said 'thanks' and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends,I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. Death : Years ed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to bemy 'best friend'. At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: 'I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that Idon't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me !. ........'I wish I did too'........ I thought to my self, and I cried. Hit LIKE and write, "I WISH I DID" |
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PapaBrowne: Wait. Whats his name again?? I thought Jim Yong and Kim is the name of the president of North Korea who died last year. Like, really who cares!!God bless u sir!!!! |
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Proverb 10:22 "THE BLESSINGS OF THE LORD, MAKETH ONE RICH AND ADDS NO SORROWS WITH IT" |
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1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later. 16. Sex is dirty only if it's done right. 17. It is always the wrong time of month. 18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms. 19. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful. 20. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either. 21. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure. 22. The younger the better. 23. The game of love is never called off on of darkness. 24. It was not the apple on thetree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden. 25. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly. 26. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs. 27. There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it. 28. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught. 29. Love is a hole in the heart. 30. If the effort that went in research on the female bosomhad gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon. 31. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics. 32. Do it only with the best. 33. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning. 34. One good turn gets most of the blankets. 35. You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women. 36. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. 37. It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. 38. Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood. 39. Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you. 40. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song. 41. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested. 42. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; aman, the women he couldn't. Comment, if u loved this..... |
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Who get med biochem? Cos i , but mine is not showing
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If you are SINGLE and keep on saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN!" ... your mates are getting married every Saturday. Let me ask you, are they marrying spirits or ghosts? Wise up! If you are MARRIED and keep saying "I HATE THIS MARRIAGE!" OK! Is it not married people like you that are celebrating Gold, Silver and even Platinum jubilee? If you keep on ranting, ''I'M LEAVING MY MAN, HE CHEATED ON ME!" Please, go to town and see all the fine, cute, sexy, hot, hungry and desperate chicks waiting to snatch your man's money and property, they don't even mind sharing. Make it work. My friend! Stop saying "I HATE MY JOB!" Look! 20 million people are jobless and can't even find any not to talk of keeping it! Do you want to them? You keep saying "I HATE WHERE I LIVE!" Oh please! *tears* Try visiting those locations that are flooding now, people leaving in tin/zinc shacks in winter or people living/ sleeping under the bridge at night and you will be grateful to God that you even have a place to stay! Some say "I AM TIRED OF THIS LIFE!" Well, go to the hospital and see people fighting for their lives! Go to the mortuary and take a look then tell me what you feel after that! My point is, be positive and believe in God, that's all that matters. AS FAR AS THERE IS LIFE, THERE IS HOPE. JUST KEEP TRUSTING IN GOD, EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT.. GOD'S GRACE IS SUFFICIENT!!! |
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dominique:i saw just d front n back cover of d novel in a bookshop, i avn't read it |
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jennyty: There is this guy i have been dating for quite a while now, Tell me the best way i can dump him,just drink poison!! U will dump him |
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Gloriagee: ok, thot it was a movie title. Still new on NL and tryin 2 find my feet...tnx for being a sportok dear, no grudges. I'm still around |
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U didn't mention, "toy" no problem with me having ur ID |
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