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Am sure it waz hiz wife dat gave him that stupid idea•
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Someone should please arrest this guy.....
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After enjoying her for years•
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Boko haram have kidnap the money
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Guy, watz wrung wif yhu?
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There is still no execuse to have a smelly mouth and ugly lookin set of teeth
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Maybe this guy is a Spirit or a Ghost!
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Lol. The tin don pain the guy. Don't cry yhu hear. Don't take it personal
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When will I become the Richest man in the world? When will I become the president of Nigeria? 1 Like |
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Omo na to go Olympics committe sure !
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2.3 bn for olympics and nuttin to show for it. Yet people are dying of hunger everday, no light,Boko Haram issue etc. Nigeria has its priority misplaced. |
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If to say na yoruba woman, she 4 don poison the guy food tey tey. Nyce stori shaaaa.... |
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Amen to dat bro. Some people cannot just comprehend some things.......
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Thou oh poster. Tis thy poem is too Bitter-sweet• Iz this thy Poem composed to make a girl fall in love or to make her run mad? |
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Go ahead and move• If they ask yhu why yhu want to move to Ghana, tell them yhu are afraid of Boko~Haram• |
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Why don't yhu fight with the two of them and tell us the answer?
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Omo, na Nollywood tinz oooooh
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plaetton: Guy, don't tell me yhu are planning to go to Heaven cause yhu obviously sound lyke an unbeliever ...... even if yhu plan to go, dey will not take yhu. Why do barren women pray to God for the fruit of the womb? BECAUSE GOD CAN GRANT THEIR REQUEST. Why do people pray for promotion at their places of work? BECAUSE GOD CAN GRANT THEIR REQUEST Why do people pray to God for Money? BECAUSE GOD CAN GRANT THEIR REQUEST Why do “YOU” pray to God to grant yhu long life? BECAUSE GOD CAN GRANT YHUR REQUEST Infact, “WHY DO PEOPLE PRAY”? BECAUSE GOD CAN GRANT ALL OUR REQUESTS! Itz a matter of tyme and when its right for yhu. It can take minutes,days,months,years. So Gods tyme iz the best. No doubt bout that. Secondly,there are Real things,there are Fake things. There are also Real pastors and Fake pastors. Naw tell me, btw a pastors that mendles into the dirty world of politics and the pastor who maintains his stand with God by leaving his life for him, who sounds lyke a Fakey? Did Jesus turn himself into a politician even though that's what people wanted? So think about it Ni*ger, God is not a person yhu should joke with at all. He can kill yhu naw. I've learnt my lesson a long tyme ago. |
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My friends, its not how long that matters, its the message that matters. Itz obvious that Nigeria isn't where it should be, instead its where it shouldn't be. But let's get something straight, we cannot impose our will on God. Gods tyme is the best. And by the way, The President has his job,which is Overseeing the affairs of Nigeria. The Pastor too has his job. His own affairs has to do with God. The pastor cannot do the work of the President,Govenor,Local gov. Head etc |
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I had the opportunity to experience one of the wonderful and powerful ways money worked miracles. This incident happened recently. On a Friday nyte, me & my goonz were on our way to a Club in Ikeja for a show and heavy jiration to follow later• The journey was going smoothly lyke it should. Anticipation mounting, Loud muzik playing, Boiz drinkin, dancing and doing crazy stuffs ..... generally happy it waz a Friday night when some police officers asked us to stop. They came to the window and were lyke we shud all get down. I waz driving becauze I waz sober. My goons on the oda hand were a little tipsy but boiz still dey kampe. But I no wan take chance, na so I tell dem say make I do the talking before them go talk rubbish. POLICE=» WHERE IS YHUR DRIVER'S LICENSE ME=» I FORGOT IT HOME POLICE=» ARE YHU MAD? AND YHU ARE DRIVING BY THIS TYME ME=»OGA,DO YHU WANT ME TO BE FLYING BY THIS TYME ![]() Omo, na so the guy veeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxx no be small. Chai. I see say the guy body start to dey shake because of the kind anger whey my answer provoke.To make matters worse,the guy na Aboki police mahn. Na so me ask dem.... ME=»SO WAT DO YHU WANT TO DO TO US NAW? POLICE=»ALL OF UNA GO FOLLOW US GO STATION ME=» I HAVE A SHOW TONIGHT. I NEED TO BE THERE POLICE=»WHICH SHOW? I kon start to they explain. I spend lyke 10minutes telling the guy wat the show waz all about, where itz at, who iz organizing it.... POLICE=»SO WETIN BE YHUR OWN? Duh! I kon spend lyke anoder 20minutes dey explain matter to the guy. As I check watch, na there I know say time no they wait for anybody.Tyme don go no be small & i needed to leave that place fast. ME=»AM AN ARTIST. I HAVE A DEMO CD. I'VE WORKED WITH SUSPECT,PHYNO,MODIZ.... blah blah blah I guess itz due to so much anger in me and because the guy sabi waste time.... I know no when I go talk Fela• POLICE=»SO YHU DON DO SONG WITH FELA HABI? ME=»YES SIR! POLICE=»WHICH SONG? ME=»HE DIED BEFORE WE COULD RELEASE THE SONG SIR. I dey think say as I dey talk SIR, the matter go dey less. I look tyme again and I had only 50 minutes more. SH*T. I begin think wetin I fit do as tyme dey go. Next tin I know, HOLY SPIRT tell me say make I drop sumthing for them. I waz dumbfolded. All this while I dey waste Energy, Tyme & Resources, i 4 don drop sumtin 4 dem tey tey. I be wan drop 50Naira 4 each of dem{ they were lyke 5 } as 50Naira na the normal package ..... but i kon reason am say haba, this one wey I don talk say I be artist, dem go dey do longer throat. Na so my Humble self commot 5GRAND give the group of Police men. Omoooooooooooooooo, see as I turn SUPER~STAR for their eye over Minute. Within, a short tyme, me and my Goonz were back on the road with the Muzik playing LOUDER than before. If yhu have a similar experience, Please drop them. |
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“It is over between us ”. That shud do the trick. But 4 wat itz worth, I fink itz gotz 2 be Deuces =» Chris brown |
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“It is over between us ”. That shud do the trick. But 4 wat itz worth, I fink itz gotz 2 be Dueces =» Chris brown |
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Too tall is when the tallness is making her look akward, lyke 7feet tall while the guy is lyke 4feet.
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Never heard of such before
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Most Igbo men sell spare parts
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The real problem is African women want to be lyke American/European women. This is africa for crying out loud. If yhu demand all this from an african man, he will leave yhu 4 his oda wifes.
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diluminati: please read my signature and sleep over it. Same peeps like you will say God doesnt speak to Pastor Bakare because he speaks on burning and salient issues. So yhu prefare to take sides with Bakare.... The pastor cum POLITICIAN instead of a man of God that doesn't indulge with the vain things of the world. Yhu are obviously not getting yhur priorities right. .. . Miss illuminati. |
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45 tinz? Woooow I alwayz knew deep down that most girls are just Olivers• |
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Lying? Haw dare yhu say dat? Yhu don't know what God showed him sef. Yhur just jealous becus God does not show yhu anything. |
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What a shame. Nigeria forked up big tyme.
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If yhu see me Fly by, holla at yhur boi
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