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A friend here if you need one.

October 2nd. Hello all October Babies.

Etinosajay:
Welcome jaci02.

Thank you Nosa.

Hi, I'm about rounding up my Bsc in Statistics with Computer Science from Uniben. Being a part time student, I had the opportunity of working for 2 years with an NGO in Benin promoting women's reproductive health. After that I did a short consultancy for PPFN in Benin.

Working with NGOs involved in the public health sector is very interesting as you have the opportunity of learning on the job and in the field. With policies and rapid population growth, this is becoming an evolving sector where skilled professionals will be needed in great demand.

There are so many possibilities so I encourage everyone out there, as much as you're concerned in making an impact for a better world, get into the public health sector and see where your impact will be felt the most.

banmee:
Yes she does but i do all the cooking. I always feel sorry for any man that can't cook.

Lucky you.

See as una be. Una nor dey shame.
Later una go shout say na woman like man or say woman no good.
99.9% wey drop their numbers for here na men. No woman at all.
Una dey find woman now abi? See una head.

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How would you feel if a grown up man starts having sexual thoughts towards your own 13 years old daughter?

For those of you advising him to give it a try, you're a big disgrace.

If you're sex starved, or idle then you better start thinking of better things to do and be productive too. An idle mind is usually the devil's workshop. So get busy.

If you go to work in the morning by 8am and get back in the evening by 6pm, tell me, will you have the time to fantasize about sex with a 13 years old girl?

Do the right thing, she is just a kid.

SkinnyDude:
i really want to start hating ladies.. my friendship and relationship with them is useless, fruitless. and don't last.. they always try to cheat, cheat, use me..

What are you looking for?

A lady friend, a girlfriend, a wife material? It depends on you.

If you want the best, don't be in a hurry. She'll surely come around so don't be desperate and over pleasing.

silvertongue:
All my friends are out of town. So I will be spending the rest of my day here. Chatting,flirting,yabbing,bashhing and counter-bashing.

Am all yours for tonight!!!

So let me guess, you thought "I'm so pretty, the girls need to see this" and you decided to give it a try right?

Keep trying.

PaulkillermanAg:
Yes and this is Paul killerman, attending to every needs and always reaching out to lost brothers (lover boys) and deceived ones, I'm here again , as always telling you all what's on ground.... so I have a little story to tell, also help me answer the question ill post.


So I happen to have a stripper, around the area I reside, she happened to be my very spec (fair, sweet skin, tall, slender) , so I had to make her my personal LovePeddler, as she was the only one may spec around there.... so anytime I go to my t to hang out , I always call her to sit out with me, and buy her drinks, weed, and "crack" , she usually gist me too, so anytime I wanna fork her, I usually pay for lodging at the hotel and fork her all night...
Later I started bringing her to my house for all nights, when I need sex, I call her , she comes and fork me well, enters my kitchen, prepares food she wants to eat, also helps me arrange my house the following morning , and afterwards I pay her, for the night, when I also go out to my t, she also comes to hang out with me.... she still run her shows sometimes (short time and daybreak, when she needs cash) ...
Succinctly put, the chick, gives me sex when I need it , for money in return... I pay her for it, and we have a kind of friendship


So now my question to the lover boys and Girls; please what is the difference between me having this girl as my sex machine, and you having a girlfriend , who doesn't add anything to your life, expects you to buy everything for her, and cash rewards and in exchange only offers you sex (seeing it as a huge favour she does for you) , and herself also having other sex partners , she hides from you that pays her more.. so please what is the difference ?

I can even say I'm at advantage :
1) it is more economical for me, I spend less (as she doesn't ask me to buy her rubbish things)
2) I'm fully aware of what she does, she isn't hypocritical ..
3) we are aware of ourselves and get involved in protected sex (while you lover boiz, keep on having unprotected sex, covert prostitute) exposing yourself to diseases more....
So what advantage do you Lover boiz Have?

Answers please ,...

Women are just tools for sex , nothing more, just fork them till you tired and you trash them, shift to the next... They are not worth it...

I'm sure if your Dad thought about your Mum like that you won't have even been born.

Menzy86:
Why cant most Nigerian ladies be straight about their feelings? Often saying one thing and doing the opposite? E.g I recently met a girl whom I really respect n hope to get serious with. Visited me twice after a week we met. She told me after d second visit that she wont be coming to my house as I ought to be doing d chasing (note that I kept my cool the two times she visited. No touching). I accepted n gave her a little space. D next day she called me that she wanted to come see me. Why da heck did she hav to say wat she said d day b4 and break it so soon? Has happened more than 10 times wit different ladies I know. Their words hardly mean much. WHY?

Some girls don't like showing that they're too eager. If she's interested in visiting you again without you asking it means she likes you regardless.

Unconsciously, most girls follow the "GIRLS CODE OF CONDUCT " - (The guy must do the chasing ). All Girls like to be smooched and courted like they were jewels.

Girls were made to be adored and sought after (like in the Bible - He who finds a wife, finds a good thing ) so the faster all you guys accept it the easier your relationship with women.

theDEVILisHERE:


You writeup is what I call
Emotional irrationality



Read to my post before this
if you still need clarification

Emotional Irrationality?

Clearly, you don't seem to be rational at all.

This is beyond a man being humiliated because his wife got raped.

From your myopic point of view, in a case of rape the husband suffers more than the woman. Which is totally absurd.

May I remind you that the woman suffers emotional, psychologically and physically. While the man only suffers humiliation and a blow to his pride.

However, if the husband chooses to abandon his wife because he feels like a loser and can't mentally handle his wounded pride so be it.

But do not tell me that the husband suffers more than the woman in the crime of rape. Or that family suffer more than the victims in other cases.

Finally if you don't know anything about rape, go and research, because there are global statistics that have analysis of rape, it's victims, psychological trauma accompanied with it and the effects of it to society and family .

theDEVILisHERE:


SMH

Look
You are not a man
so you cannot speak on things like this from a mans perspective !

Listen and listen good

Nothing kills a man faster than irredeemable Humiliation

if you don't know this before know it now

what would humiliate a man to this extent might differ from men to men

For some men
This situation is a humiliation beyond redemption!

Once a man is humiliated to this extent
he is half dead already
What you have left is almost a walking corpse

This is not about pride or ego
those are inconsequential here

This is about he's very essence of being
1st a human being, and then a man

To the Man
He has become worthless at this point

This stage of a Mans existence is unpredictable, anything can happen at this point

Your point of reason is totally baseless.

Firstly, let's deal with reality. The violence of rape alone to the victims (women ) is not an issue you can talk about because you're not a woman and you have never experienced rape.

Secondly, you can't justify your reasoning based only on psychological damage to a man. The man is not the victim full stop.

So don't you dare tell me that in the case of a married woman being viciously raped, the husband suffers more. Your bias is mainly centered on the male psychology where a man sees himself as a protector, defender and a warrior.

Howbeit, when he fails to live up to his machismo in protecting his family he becomes disappointed with himself and then according to you, he psychologically troubled.

All over the world, reported cases of rape are becoming more daring, deadly, fatal and dehumanizing. A two year old child being thrust not only with a pen1s but with an iron rod. 33 men violently raping a 16 year old girl.

The list is endless.

You do not understand the pain and torture these victims suffer be married or unmarried.

Therefore, you have no right whatsoever to presume in a matter as delicate as this.

You can speak for yourself only maybe you think you will be more devastated if you were in a man's shoes who's wife was raped.

So don't conclude on a general note, because you know nothing of rape, it's victims and their struggle to overcome and survive.

theDEVILisHERE:


meaning

look I'm just telling you reality here

Situations like this the man might even come out with more psychological damage than the woman

It can make him depressed for life(with or without the woman victim)

That's a serious blow to his esteem!

No man can ever comprehend enough the agonizing pain, the anguish and the emotional trauma a woman goes through when she's forcefully sexed.

So don't ever, I mean ever say that the man will come out more damaged than the woman.

It's the man's pride that's usually damaged.

You don't begin to understand what it means to be used like a rag for someone's sexual pleasure. To have your body opened and ravaged like a plague without your permission.

If you as a man can imagine another man on top of you and other men hitting you and holding you down while the one on top of you is pushing his penis violently into your anal cavity, then you might begin to understand the picture I'm painting.

iLegend:


You're funny! I'm not dumb. I'm the dumbest. I'm always in superlative mode.


Ohhhhh! I feel so hurt! I'm crying. Do you have a handkerchief?


I only have a spanner. Please lend me your screw driver.


Another one again? Now, I'm suspecting you of trying to see how I'm gonna respond.
Darling there's is God o!

I'm not an ordinary sex freak. I'm the freakiest sex freak. Most of you pretend, but I don't. my next freak show is you sister. Just a night with her and she'll come and as the happiest girl alive.


Hahahahahahaha@highligted. I like you already.
You see? The psychology of I go finish dis write-up caught up with you. Humans are gullible to psychic twist, even when they say they can't fall for it.

Yeah! Opening a p0rn site will be great. I'll look into that. I promise you it'll get more views than Nairaland and Linda Ikeji combined.


I love the word assholé. I have fvcked every young lady that has called me an ass.hole.
Ladies (who call me an ass.hole) love me.
(Isn't science wonderful?)


(In Jim Carey's Voice) Permission sir, may I shave my ass.hole first before you shove it? How big is it sir?

Never mind!

It's a pity that your ego is so bloated that you've become what you are now. Should I apologize on behalf of all the ladies that caused you heartbreak? No I won't.

Very soon you'll come to realize that all your sexual prowess is but vanity. It's very obvious that you've never been in love and you're blind to its possibility.

Someday you'll meet someone special and your good sex won't be enough to offer her.

Deep down you're just a lonely soul.

iLegend:


Actually, there's no medical conditional. If you read and practice the content of the book Eja.culation Trainer by Matt Gordon. You'll moved from a 69 seconds guy to a forever guy like I did.

The above book is my secret and nothing else.
Sex is a mental exercise. And if you know how to control your brain you'll be a pro in no time.

We as humans have a sympathetic and a parasympathetic nervous system both from autonomic nervous system. If you know how these two work and do some Kegel exercise for some months you'll understand where I'm coming from.

If I don't cum within the first 15 minutes, then be ready for a marathon. After 15 minutes my d!ck gets bigger and numb, then adapts to the new environment. I love it.

Millions of men would really love to have this skill you're calling a medical condition. I dey laff u. Bye.

Smartass piece of crap. That's what you are. Bone head.

Just trying to save your ass before you start doing guys too.
gay.

And for your big fat info, sex is not just a physical pleasuring act or exercise.

Sex is an emotional communication involving a man and a woman resulting in a consummate totally fulfilling climax.

You're not a robot so use your brains. You got to have some connection with the Lady. Emotional connection, some feelings have to be involved.

Firstly, you're so dumb.

Secondly, you're such a dumb ass that you probably have your brains in your dick.

Thirdly, screw you and screw your ass over and over dumb shit.

And let us know how it feels like you self-mastubating sex freak.

I can't believe I even read what you wrote you psycho, you should open a porn site since you're so addicted to sex.

I guess you think that you're one "Sex Demigod " right? Asshole

You know what you can do with your self acclaimed "I'm so good in bed " psychology? You can shove it up your black ass. gay.

Firstly, you're so dumb.

Secondly, you're such a dumb ass that you probably have your brains in your dick.

Thirdly, screw you and screw your ass over and over dumb shit.

And let us know how it feels like you self-mastubating sex freak.

I can't believe I even read what you wrote you psycho, you should open a porn site since you're so addicted to sex.

I guess you think that you're one "Sex Demigod " right? Asshole

You know what you can do with your self acclaimed "I'm so good in bed " psychology? You can shove it up your black ass.

SurewayBookings:


Trust me I have done it well on different occasions especially when I travel. Its no big deal and like I stated earlier, am not married so if eventually it leads to that sure it's also not a problem but at least we ain't looking towards that direction for now. Trust me no strings attached relationships get to be more fun and less headaches.

I'd prefer you go for a no strings attached relationship, friendship only.

Honestly, friendship gives you the opportunity to gradually fall in love without the distraction of sex, jealousy, early commitment, heartbreak and misjudged feelings.

emitoz:
The truth is when you're single, you see happy couples and when you're engaged, you see happy singles

You're right.

Then you start wondering, should I go back?

And at that very moment you look into the eyes of the one you're giving up everything for and you realize that you want to keep looking into those beautiful eyes for the rest of your life because when you do every other thing becomes irrelevant.
Nothing else matters.

It depends on what you're looking for.

Do you want girls you can have free sex with?

Because those are quite easy to pickup.

However, if what you're after is a lasting committed relationship, then look out for a friend.

Because Friendship at the beginning gives you enough reason to fall in love gradually.

And that is where all you guys get it wrong, because you all go for the quick kill too early.

Let me get this straight.

Friendship? Not love?
A no strings attached kinda relationship?

Come on, who're you kidding?
It will definitely boil down to something intimate at the end of the day, I bet you.

First of all it will start with the chats, exchange of pictures, "can we meet up somewhere ".

Then the big ones "I like your legs", "I think I'm falling in love with you ", "I love the way your eyes light up when you laugh ".

Then the biggest one"You know we're adults so we can take this to another level "sex".

Did I break it down well enough? Or can someone else render a better version?