NewStats: 3,261,781 , 8,175,124 topics. Date: Friday, 30 May 2025 at 01:50 PM 3a6856

mayorall:
Dear all,

As parts of our corporate social responsibility. We will like to share 1 million naira for 50-75 eligible nairalanders.

If we got only 50 people. They will get 20k each.

If it's 75 people: 15k each.

This is to celebrate and buy Christmas chicken.

Thanks

Eligibility criteria:

1. Active hip on nairaland in the last two years.

2. Participation/helping other nairalanders. Like giving advice, directions, opinions from any section of the forum from Agriculture, Romance, Travel, business, health etc.

3. Those that throw tantrums and insult others on the forum won't be eligible. Your political view, tribe or location doesn't matter as a far as you always present opinions in a respective manner.

4. You must have more than 100 posts on nairaland. You do not need to have a thread to qualify.

Application processes:

Just type and explain how you meet and exceed the above eligibility criteria ( Very important please)

We will quote you here on one of your old posts to drop your to receive the payment. Kindly note that we will go half way this week. We will start disbursement on Thursday and complete lists of those that won the first sets on Wednesday.

Please if you qualified and you don't need the fund, please do not apply.

If this isn't the right thread to post this. can move it.

Mr, mayorall, good evening sir. I believe my profile fits in the categories of the people your organization are looking to benefit from this Christmas and even New year giveaways.

1_ I've known the forum since 2021 but officially became a member, 2022!

2_ I've contributed to growth of this wonderful forum by replying posts of people that might need help/advice etc and I've come to this wonderful forum to seek advice concerning some issues bothering me

3_ I've never belittled anyone, neither am I a toxic person, most of the time, I love to ignore people who're quick to insult others than engage in baseless arguments that might lead to saying what would hurt another party.

4_ I have more than 200+ posts combined in different sections of this wonderful forum

I would love to benefit from this your kind gesture sir, as it will go a very long way for me. Thanks and God bless.

Lol

brain54:
But why did you go through all that stress...?


Why didn't you just tell her to leave

She already broke the agreement by staying more than 3 days!

I just believe sometimes you have to be logical in your dealings instead of being straightforward...

yomi007k:
I don't do that anymore. They hardly want to leave.

The last one I did had to be embarrassed before packing out. I dont like that.

BigBlackPreek:
😂 my own be say I accommodated one 22 yo area boy wey smoke weed and Colorado though we take it together but he's doesn't sweep nor washing and started growing wings as well before I remind him that"Oh boy I'm olderthan you with 10 years and please I give 5 days to get another place to stay and that's how we parted ways

Funny thing is when they finally leave, they tend to tell people that you're a bad person

PerfectStranger:


Please mine will be different, I've been selected for a project in Abuja, who'll accommodate me for just 2 month? My feeding isn't an issue, thanks

I hope you're NOT a lazy type? mind you, you must be wiling to sacrifice alot with the person squatting you, and also make sure you help with house chores if need be.. when you leave everything for the person you're squatting at his place to do, it's draining and he'll get tired. You'll then practically look useless to him, become a liability and a burden to him and soonest he will look for a way to kick you out.

Good luck in your search

BigBlackPreek:
E dey happen nau

Has it happened to you? How did you get them to leave? Or you were Squatter?

Hello Nairalanders,

So as the topic implies, have you ever accommodated someone for some period of time and they later Overstayed the time they promised to leave and refused leaving? How did you later get them to leave?

Okay, I'll start by telling mine. There was a time a fellow coursemate of mine begged me to stay at my place for just 3-days (Because she was having some misunderstanding with her roommate) and after that she'd be leaving. I agreed and accommodated her (Coz I was staying alone) entertained her well and made sure she was comfortable for the remainder of the days she'd be staying with me.

So Fast forward to a week after, madam didn't want to go again, 3- days became weeks, and turned into Months. Infact, she was getting more and more relaxed everyday her friends that weren't my friends were now trooping my place 24/7, they'll be playing musics, vibing and rocking themselves most of the time while me, the owner of the room is tryna catch some sleep oo. Imagine

Long story short, I wanted travelling home to spend some weeks, so I had to plan with my Landlord (He doesn't live in our lodge but visits once a while) so I narrated everything to him (He was Laughing all through) and told him my plan of how I wanted to dispose her, I handed a padlock with it's key to him and told him that two days after I travel, he should come and tell her that my house-rent has expired and he'll be coming very early the next day to lock my room, so she should start making arrangements to leave immidiately

After the landlord ed the information to her, she called me and was telling me what the landlord said, me on the other hand was raining curses on the landlord o

My brothers and sisters, that was how I got to make that girl leave my room o Some Squatters don't just get it that we stay alone because we love our space and privacy, like, we enjoy solitude alot.

So, take this 🎤 and tell us how you later made that stubborn Squatter leave?

And a Certain Kogi Governor who stole 84 billion is still smiling freely,

This country.

The moment I saw the meme picture u attached to ur story, I already knew it is fake and u must be one of those jobless boys/men we have in this forum

Please I have a question; why do Nigerian youths love channeling their energies on things that are very very very irrelevant? Why are Nigerian youths and misplaced priorities Bath, Sleep and Eat together?

Nigerian youths are the most senseless and useless sets of people I've ever seen. What's all these nonsense I get to see when I enter the social media?

Nigerian youths insulting themselves, their parents and some even trading blows in reality for these so-called Celebrities who don't even know of their existence! It is a shame!

I so care-less about these celebrities, if they like they should all sh**t themselves, I honestly don't care.

BigCEO:


I wanted to like this comment of yours a hundred times but i couldn't.

BTW i wanted to ask, are you a Man Utd fan?

Yes

Nn

Chelsea and Man-utd are never rivals, no.. Chelsea fans are the ones who love to rival man-u and try so hard to make it look like they and united are on the same level

Auxtan:
I won't even lie, coming here to write this is to get myself distracted. Relationship is so ugly when it is no more!

What do u want actually? U said she is entitled isn't It? So breaking-up with her should've been a decision u thought over and over and over again before u had to take, isn't it?

So why the regrets here? Listen, a broken relationship will always be better than a broken marriage. How did u even know she's now into a new relationship? Obviously, you're stalking her (Either in reality or social media). She should be the one doing that, while u, the man, focuses on building and improving yourself. The worst thing that can happen to you as a man is for a lady u broke-up with to still meet u In that position she left u! (Take it from me as a lady)

If you don't move-on now, it is just a matter of little time before you get to start f**ling yourself around her, texting, calling and telling her how “Life hasn't remained the same for u since u two broke up” and would it make her feel pity for u? NO! It will only make her feel that it was the best decision she made by leaving u.. bye

Lovely

Too bad

Everything is a problem for you black people 🤦

Even me,, It took me a while to be able to be spelling it😂 Whenever I want to write that mod's name, I will be like:

“Nairaland front page mod” in my mind while abbreviating it with my thumbs😂😁

Nigerian men. Shame! Shame!! Shame!!!

Sapasenator:


Thank you. This means a lot to me. My primary motivations for writing are to improve my writing.

Thanks once again.

Welcome!!!! We are waiting 🙂

Sapasenator:


Care to share why the laughs. Just curious?

You write so well. I am equally enjoying the story. Been a while I came across a perfectly written article as this on NL. Ignore the negative comment(s), do not allow them derail your thread

Continue. I am waiting🙂

😂😂

Lol

So what's the difference?😂😂

Nobody should talk about DNA test here

Samueltemi337:
We will drag him like generator if he continues to drop lost games and there's nothing you can do about it

Ok fine. So tell me how that will positively affect your life and make you to STOP begging on this forum for good?

Samueltemi337:
His he above dragging?

You drag people u are only betta than, not after dragging someone, u wil then go back to beg them for help. It is a big disgrace.

The same thing you redpillers do on this forum, insult with main and then send friendly request with alternate

Funny

sketching:


I once packed during the day and my neighbors questions made me forget the mat at the back of the door and gas cylinder.

C