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Nobody is as ruthless, brutal, violent and Blood nasty as a child with a gun.

Who was counting it

And the story is not detailed enough. My segun arinze eyes plugged out as I scanned the whole post for details like:

Is the child a gal or boy? If you look at the second picture were her tongue was out you'd think she's a lesbian.

Reflect7:


NIGERIA ANNUAL BUDGET: 38 BILLION DOLLARS

ITALY ANNUAL BUDGET: 1.2 TRILLION DOLLARS

US ANNUAL BUDGET: 7.2 TRILLION DOLLARS

TRANSLATION: Nigeria is not rich enough to do what you are demanding.

Lol. While her politicians earns way more than every others' country's politicians.

One of the things our government would never copy.

The US, Canada and other progressive nations, takes adequate care of the welfare of her poor and less privileged citizens.

They give them this today, that tomorrow and everything the next day. Stimulus checks when there's economic down turn. In Juxtaposition, Nobody gives a damn if the economic is bitting hard on Nigerians. What the leaders do? Double the tax and make us multiply our midnight cries thereby drawing us closer to soaking garri without sugar or KULIKULI
every other day.

One time during the lockdown, Nigeria copied their style but predictably failed on all fronts.

Palliatives were cornered.

It took pure fire , violence, sweat, blood and fights from the generation they messed with to recover the pandemic reliefs from all ware houses spread across the length and breath of the 36 states.

The pot bellied fools cum politicians cornered vast percentage of monetary funds and gave out peanuts while their followers sang their praises and licked their assholes.

Till this day those looted palliatives are still in warehouses, to be shared during campaigns.

Dreadlock69:



I need your help

Me: oyah talk fast oooo i wan quickly soak this remaining garri

Enter any beer parlour and collect 2 bottles of chilled beer of your choice. Bills on me.

He should go and collect it now... Edo nobe Lagos

virginprincess:
That one concern you.

Ofcourse

virginprincess:
She becomes wet down there .

Lie lie. You're not a virgin princess but a virgin Snake

I don't like it oo. I really don't like it!

Why can't they allow us all to carry our own gun? Why

Imagine if all guys in that train had Ak 47s, bandits wouldn't dare.
Even that young beautiful doc whom before she breathed her last, tweeted to let Nigerian people know she was hit. Most of the zombies mocked her and the same way they're still asking, "where are the bodies of 20-10-20 ?."

If the Igbo doc had her own Ak47 hanging on her neck, she wouldn't have died lying on the black chair of that bombed train. I want my own gun since the government can't guarantee and make my security their top priority.

Trains are resuming and not a strand of the hair of a single kidnapper is at Large.

Chinese, Spanish and french and 900,000 thousands other languages are spoken here on planet Earth.
Fluidity in English is not a Yardstick to measure brilliance. Millions of millionaires right now in China don't know a thingy in English. Does that entail they ain't brilliant?

Firstly, remove neatly the bulk of blame that you've heaped on scary demons, poor witches, and spirit beings. Pack them all in a trash can and dump them all on yourself. Allow the dirt water to matt your hair and stream down your forlorn and flustered face.

When you are done let's discuss.

I'm not your veiny hands, so I don't how long you've been beating your meat to get fleeting pleasure and thrills and feels and sensations.

10 years or decades?

It's doubly possible to stop if you conclude deep down. If you say to yourself "it's enough!" Then it's enough.

You've your two legs deep into the high water levels of masturbation. Gradually it has reached your waist.

Now, I can see you don't want to be submerged. You want to be FREE! You want to get back in control because you've lost it long long ago.

Now, walk slowly away from that dirty water.

You need a tool. You need a tool. You need a tool.

What tool? Did I hear you ask?

Well, the tool is nothing but your mind. MIND.

It's the only tool you need to fight this towering giant. Set it up! Stockpile the arsenal of your mind with the right weapons. Have everything in place. Make sure your gunpowder ain't wet.

Walk with me. Tell yourself you can do it. Give all of you and prepare to fail. And fail and fail and fail. But to stand back up every time.

Prepare to relapse.

Picture this new journey as a newly born baby. You know, a baby doesn't walk firmly on his feet the very first day he breathes the air. It takes months of lying helplessly, crawling, and falling.

That's just how your withdrawal from MASTURBATION would be.

You can't stop a built-up donkey years habit in one day, week, or month.

Take your time. However, you must have a mind made up. You must.

You don't stop that shit by banging a creamy pussy but by clearing the cobwebs woven in your mind. You stop it by draining the floods of masturbation in your You. Make it pristine again.

Mad painting!
There's still something good

She stole the quote from Shakespeare Gimme money let me give him.

Hail boy! Blessed among women.
You're busy rolling with the ladies. What happened to your gees? Plus, why are you posing as though you would grow a massive ass overnight and afterward Risky, and his comrade Brown in their trade?
Do you have meningitis? Because I don't understand why you're bending your neck.
Why do I have that feeling that you're that kind of guy whom washes girls pants, but don't get to remove it from her waist?
Are you effeminate? Why couldn't you give a strong masculinity vibes?

ValCon888:
The saddest lion in the world.
Living its prime in Nigerian captivity.

Israel5:
The Lonely but healthy lion

These men You said the lion is lonely twice. I suggest and endorse you two to go forth and keep him company in the captivity. Sing lullabies and spoon-feed him all his meals and you would make him happy and occupy a nice portion in his heart.

Half of my class couldn't read or speak intelligibly.

That's if you want to gauge brilliance using the English language as a Yardstick.

I needed to help these kids I said. I went out of my way and for the love of humans and humanity, stopped all of them from one thing you and I relished from way back. Which is? Break time.

For months, when I looked into their eyes all I saw were vile, hateful, and unwell wishes cast and gazed at me. In their teenage eyes, a couple of them had clouds of tears, and fountains of perspirations on their Temples, and I could well picture stress in their bones when I drilled them intensely.

Even outside the high school, when I encounter anyone of that select group I inculcated whatever I thought could go a long way. Titians clashed. I cared less and would make sure I drilled you while I haggled prices of yam in the market.

I saw myself as a Titian. And collectively, I saw them as one too. And all together we were a war. Unspoken war. And uncompensated.

These kids from Kaduna progressed and the changes were marked. I was elated in my heart and directed the joy to knacking 3 of their sisters. Call it compensation?

Well, lately I heard some Sad news from that State. Elrufai cut the school days from 5 to 4. Meaning? Kids from public schools stay at home every Friday.

YoungLionken:
They should come and employ my service in that regard..

$1,000,000 per sitting ...

Lion!

F

Olasyke:
These people and hausa muslims are the same.

Ola, what's up? Is it safe to send you a mail?

If half of the total population of nairaland should order their foot wears from you then darling, You're made for life.

Face of port money.
Latest port couple
Queen and King of port money.

You said they fell in love while serving in a command, I think you should be more specific and point out that the lovers met in port office.

FIFA and other governing bodies should dish out 100 years ban to them

Anybody could be in a stampede. Recall immigration recruitment. Paraventure you find yourself in one, don't follow the herd. The trick is to stand firmly on your feet. Because if you trip and fall, my nigga you gonna be so crushed, stamped and trampled on like a cockroach. Plus, hold your hands against your chest the way boxers do and whistle. By whistling, you're staying calm. Because that's all that you NEED. Stay calm. Don't push anyone and stay outta Push's way.

I want catch like 50 of them and tie it around my girlfriend's head Medusa style. I'm darn sure her phobia for snakes would be cured.

ednut1:
Was my junior in primary school, we fought twice . Always was a hustler, happy for him.

E sure me say dey beat you Wella