NewStats: 3,265,443 , 8,186,765 topics. Date: Sunday, 15 June 2025 at 01:39 AM 46e4h

OboOlora:
$6,500

NHS ?

Where's Magu today?

Youngpo413:
Android 10 still remains the best...

In this life everything come and go.

You've said it all

Ballzproblemm:
it Should have been me , anyways on a serious note Nigeria music is going far now ,my chat with a popular Facebook cryp.tocurre.ncy trader ,nigga now plays mostly Nigeria songs in his Facebook stories

Hart?

Lovenorth:
If you are interested to be a slave forever go for Nursing, if you want to be a boss go for MBBS. If you don't have the intellectual and emotional ability to become a medical doctor then you can manage at least with Nursing but you would forever be under the control of a doctor

shit only happen in this shithole. If gee bags his Nursing degree and eventually jets out, he is as important as the doctor

Natbrowny:


Osun state

if I come and show you my nairaland ID card will you giveaway fish to me?

A month to the general elections, all presidential hopefuls should gather with their sports bicycles while adorning their party logos. In the hot January sun, they should be made to round the tracks at the national stadium for 70 sweaty times... The last man standing goes to?

Sleeknigga:
Na fiction abi Na true Life story, the topic says picture attached I see no pictures

Alaye, that's a bait. If you want impressions on your thread make sure to add, "picture attached" or anything along those lines, and watch as folks run in like spermatozoa racing to fertilize the egg inside an ovary.

He finally understood that there's no gain, point or anything beneficial from standing at attention when the national anthem is sang.

Once upon a time, yours humble would stiffly stand whenever he hears the national anthem while walking on the streets, in the market and toilet and virtually anywhere.

Ofcourse, the melodies comes from the radio or anything.

Back then the going was good and Nigeria then was a Paradise. That's if you would love to compare with her current state of today.

I stood. Reverently, patriotically and respectfully and sang along from the deepest part of my heart. Oh, mother Land! How I love you!

Moving forward, Buhari came along and everything changed.

To sing the national anthem these days is a waste of saliva. To stand even is a punishment to one's self. When you try to understand the lyrics soulfully, you end being sorrowful because your heart gonna be torn into sharp shreds.

That solider if you ask me clearly understands that. Since there was so superior to order him, Soulja boy pack face.

Presently, your daughter is like someone addicted to drugs. Most women loss their sense of clear reasoning when they fall in Love. What you gonna do? Let her be. Because you'd make the bond between them way stronger when you try to separate them.

Who's that guy up there saying, "sex is sacred shit?"

My friend, whatever you believe in rules and stirs your purpose and direction in your earthly sojourn. In days of the ancient, Cleopatra, Julius Ceaser, Casanova, and all the kings and queens of the Roman empire had sex recklessly. Nothing happened. The only one thing that happened to them and will one day happen to everyone else is Death.

Sex is overrated. We're way more than seven billion people presently walking the dirty face of this gad damn Earth. They'll all one day bow and sign out! and in comes another different set of people to walk in their trails.

In the year 1207, men and women had sex.
In the year 1809, men and women had sex.
In the year 2022, men and women are having sex.
In the year 3009, provided these bastards don't wipe the human race, people existing then would have sex. From morning to night. Sun up to sun down. And by that time, you saying that sex is sacred, would have long been dead and even your bones would have melted and you go back to being dust.


Have sex. There's nothing sacred about it. This shit talk sounds like an African thing.

The only takeaway that I want you to get into your head is that; with the prevalence of all sorts of viruses, diseases, and infections, it's advisable to protect oneself. Condomize your dick and take extra caution.

Angelfrost:
Satanic Verses and Midnight Children are beautiful reads!

They are part of my all time collection of books that make sense!

Many of you Muslims need to get a grip...

What are the books saying? A line or two could suffice

So men now have v meaning vagina

If the over 200,000,000 million Nigerians in Nigeria should have in videos, the unethical behaviors, atrocious conducts and corrupt lifestyles of the thousands of men and women currently serving in the police force, then at the end of the day, there would barely be 20 Police officers in each States of the country.

2Ways:
Broke the egg into it without frying?

It would have this awful smell....

I'm not alone but I love it that way

Leave him and Chase others

she was saying nooo , and what did you do? I don reach breast oo. . In my opinion, you should have sucked the forsaken breast and let her go. And then think things through or grab a condom.

She laid down so well, I rushed and locked my door.. Egbon, immediately she laid down like a piece of roasted chicken you should have sent her away. That was a Delilah moves.

I made sure I knack he so well, she was smilling and said , I no go come

You are a walking mummy. There's no need coming to you now that she has successfully scooped some of her evil portion into you. You were so cheap and utterly wasteful.

Popping antibiotics might be a little step in the right direction but you've to take her ASAP to
a generall hospital for thorough and in Buhari's voice, a 'top to bottom' test.

PS: the story maybe tales by twilight.

He's 30 but behaving like a 13 year old.

As a reprimand, you should be briefly tied to a Palm tree and mercilessly floged on your bare wet back until the lines are pronounced and blood drips. The villagers watching interestedly should be allowed to hurl rotten eggs, tomatoes and spoiled food at you.

Afterwards, your gadgets should be confiscated and you should be banished from the community, and forced to lead a solitary life confined right in a bat infested cave. Because man you don't exhibit characters of a 21 century traveller.

The dark side would bring a whole police station down and leave fulfilled. Burn and turn it into ruins. Bloodily execute men and women of black and roast them in the surging flames.

And when they struck a military base, the weak whom some months ed out of the Depot gets gunned down, the Generals among shouts stupid orders, and the strong takes off discarding their camouflage and oaths along.

At check points, they force and pump hot leads into their pot bellies and make them all shout, " wayoo Allah!."

When they invaded their defense academy all the men there were turned into crying babies. First, they vehemently denied but days later owned up and said, it was only three soldiers that were killed. Like the number isn't significant.

Even in their Maximum prison they've no CCTV to capture what really went down. "Wayoo Allah" covers everything.

On the land these men don't chase the other men because they've got no fuel in their vehicles.

Why then I ask, should we dream that one-day Nigeria airborne police would circle a crime scene and pursue them till they enter ant holes?

JackWolfskin:


Exactly. I experienced the bolded. Wait for it...

...~10 years ago.

Great writing as always from Pocohantas

it went on a different name and wasn't know as upwork then.

Honestly, I happily belong to the pack that has never I mean since mama gave birth to me and I suckled on her breast, I've never measured my weight. Same thing goes with my height.

When I answer the call of nature, I sit and do my business comfortably and relaxed. And the white toilet WC won't crack and vibrate. That way I know I'm not over-weight.

I do rigorous early morning walkouts that entails carrying my body. When I fucck missionary or go on any style that requires the shawty feeling my body mass index, they never complain. Of all their sluty numbers, none have said, " abeg, do fast and come off me'. You too heavy" No gal has ever said that.

Plus, there's this one gal that lifts her naked body like suspension bridge while I'm on top of her. All this proves quite clearly that I'm not over-weight or under weight.

I still climb trees that bears fruits just like the ones in the Garden of Eden, and their branches don't cry, creak or snap while am on it. I'm okay.

Present 's president towed the very path you're getting reading to place a foot on and you and I knows how it's going.
Don't dwell much on this but rather employ the invaluable advices folks here has so far dropped. And to create a new thread clearly documenting how it went down.

You'll do alright. Just do it

In the distant past, the morning after the first night of the newly wedded couple sleeps together, brings total joy to the man if at the point of penetration he meets restrictions.
The flower hasn't been yanked off. The gate was so close-fisted and the young lady lay stark naked with hairs foresting the vagina.
She's taciturn, clueless in matters of sex but still impulsively responds to every touch in fits of shiver.
Without any cream or oil to pave the entrance, the erected veiny dick slowly and carefully hits again and again until blood, the clear evidence of chastity, purity, and innocence gives way.

Normally, the sheets are white so the blood smears and stays there leaving a towering mark.

The Sweet lovely and immaculate maiden wasn't all quiet as the deeds materialized but all this while was wringing her slender waist like a snake, and finally gave out a piercing shout masked with pain when the dick eventually thrust in.

Her eyes were now dilated. Tears flow down unrestricted down her cheeks. Her... Her... Pride gone. Not actually gone but handed in a platter to the one man who deserves it.

The man now beaming and gleaming with extra joy steps out of the hut with the gait of a champion into the cool morning, and makes haste to send a generous package to the parents who raised a queen.

A big goat, cow, ram, or any one of them would suffice.

I miss the days of our mothers.

This generation sex recklessly as if it's a championship.

Ina kwana hajiya maikiriki

Wake up and smell the coffee! Stand up and look around. Search and find tested solution to your grave problem.
First, refrain completely from masturbation if the life of your dick matters and holds dear to your heart. You've viciously beaten that piece of meat as though it's a stray cow. Now is time to give it some respite.

The name's "Orimili" the great river which strange foreigners searched out and rename the NIGER.

"To relieve the burning throats of her sons and daughters, scattered between Omambala and Iguedo, during worst years of dry weather Mother 'Idemili', disguised as a hunter would snake through parched settlements creating springs and streams all the way to Orimili."

Orimili, has served generations right from the Very moment chineke created the world.

Conversly, if the title of the thread should read, "Bus catches fire on Orimili bridge" Mungo park will stiffly turn deep in the ground where Ani keeps him hostage.

Now you see me
But now you don't

Plantation boys are holding the other half part. Hola Tuface to collect it back

The same river that has London bridge on it ?

With the dry, london bridge Will now rest from too much mamiwater hitting the pillars every now and then.