NewStats: 3,261,734 , 8,174,950 topics. Date: Friday, 30 May 2025 at 10:39 AM 371p5l

Heya! I don't if there's anyone who could buy my Facebook ?

Sweetplum:
Are they through with their war?
God bless Ukraine.
What is Nigeria benefitting from Russia? Someone tell me.
Maybe few of our men marrying their women.
Putin useless no be small.

AK 47 Rifles

They know even without war that we are at war with wide spread hunger.

BTW: I want to sell my Facebook

All of us have fallen one time or the other. When is nairaland giving us a statistics?



BTW: I want to sell my Facebook

Hunger wan shift my womb.

I no fit shit better shit anymore because most of what goes into me are quite low on nutrients.

Help me feed well again.

Buy my Facebook .

Let me add more.

My eyes can't focus and function the way God wired them. They're shaking like small yansh and vibrating as though Nokia 3310 logged in there.

I had to call upon, and lean on the young shoulders of a high school student for when I went out to search for breakfast.

My head too. You God annointed it with oil but presently it's leaking and dripping condemned black oil.


Who would help make things right?

Buy my Facebook.

Verifried:
If you no fear women,I go fear you!


Get your Google voice from me today jare.. no Dulling

How much?

Gvguy:
Who cares? Buy Google voice jare

How much?

Prisons for poor men. Broke people prison

Everything in this bleep-up country is engineered against the common people with no wherewithal to sort, extricate and save themselves from an agonized system.

The odds are never in their favor. The winds were never in their sails. There's a gang up from all rounds. They're smitten, trashed, and kicked.

Two drunk men poor and rich were arrested for absolutely nothing.

Maybe that same hour the rich one quickly put a call and his clique of merry men in the speed of lightning comes through and pulls out him from the dungeon.

The policemen would beg and plead for mercy when they realize the man isn't an ordinary man in the streets.

On other hand, our friend the poor man is dealt with and beaten and tossed and turned like Hausa Masa when it's on fire.

Nobody to speak for him. No big connection to dial. Only his kind would contribute to help and in most cases, the poor don't help the poor.

Our poor man would last long. Jailed. His eyes were without Life. His body is without energy. His legs are unsure of steps.

Thousands of his kind

Are right now in " Nigerian correctional centers"

So I ask, correction for what?

The sit-up cops do here is sit-up from the chair where they're seated in the check points and collect bribe from motorists and others.


Pls... I've 2015 Facebook for sell.Hunger wan shift my womb

TheChameleon:
Thank God for her life.

You can't possibly imagine the pain of receiving that high amount of volts.

Like lightning coursing through your body.

I watched this small film for way more than 7times

jeromestarks:

She's a wife material.
She's very nice. She doesn't waste my money. In fact, my ATM card with over 600k in the is with her since last month and this babe hasn't spend a dime from it.
She's respectful and she's a woman who hate violence.
She's calm to the people she loves and fierce to those who try to hurt her loved ones.

She's beautiful. Dark. Tall. Intelligent. Smart. And loving.

She's great with sex. Her pvssy is tight and the rhythm it gives me is pleasurable. She usually ask me if I'm satisfied or if I want more.

She can cook. She said the food we bought lack taste (to me, it's fine but she cooks better).

I love her body. It hasn't changed since the first time I met her when she was 16.

My parents love her like their daughter.



Yes, I was the first to mount her. She was just barely 17 then.

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Bro, abegi send me only 3k. I need to eat

TheChameleon:
They cheated you.... sadly.

Once, long ago I led a team of independent monitors and though it was an arduous task....was well paid. Even still cheated then.

Now I am in the position of drafting such budgets. I can easily put 50k per data collector per week = 200k for 4 weeks and then give them 30k after 4 weeks because they are jobless & desperate.


Most do it but I don't. I swear Karma exists. Don't cheat.

Bro. I want to be in line of people asking or going to ask for help. Howfa I need the job Biko

When are they releasing his sextapes,?

Keep your essence bro. Stay real. Do your shit.

mytime24:
Bt that cell gate is too open for her father to escape na

jimmyolasun:


and our big gbola will be shrunken and sober

sadly, but that's reality.

So emotional. Well, that's fact of Life. There'll be a time, a time in the distant future where the goats: Messi and Ronaldo would be no more.

A time where those legs that dribbled and scored classic goals would be deadly stiff and cold.
A time where those hands that received awards would lay side by side and immovable in eternal rest.

A time where those mouth that called and shouted names of team mates would be dumb and silent for ever.

A time that would get to me and you .

Even the fastest runner can't outrun it.

The smartest thinker can't find a way to evade it...

Even the strongest man would succumb reverently when that time comes.

Oh, that time.

That hookup girl in your street whom has serviced hordes of men won't anymore.

Any day manna didn't fall, One of them could generously feed the children of Israelites.

Blame not the gods for instead of incantations bouncing in front of him a Nigerian gal is busy twerking.

Turn it into virtual assistant because 30k is not it.

There's this fat gal always tryna make brother man notice her. And me and myself said no. And when I say notice, you know what I mean. It's notice on entire different level.

Everything about her is formidable, huge and immense.

The stomach protrudes and seems filled with ocean-size water and will take 27 professors of pure anatomy for me to fling the mindset outta window of my mind.

Checking out the breasts, an observer would doubly agree that makers of GEEPEE giant tanks drew inspiration from them. Very massive. Bigger than planet Pluto. And peaceful in a large way.

One warm evening we walked the shadowy streets like two love birds arm in arm at some point, she flung one arm on my shoulders.

Boy! That very moment I felt the weight of the world on me. I almost collapsed like a book in a library.

So, you see. Her limbs when you see it would bring nothing but Iroko tree to mind.

What details am I leaving out?

Think... Think na...

Well, the buttocks!

I won't dwell much here. Largely because of the rumour that made rounds in the streets.

one time, apparently her toilet caved in. Immediately she was done using it. Do you even understand what the term "caved in " entails?


It means: the toilet collapsed because of the heavy pounds of flesh stored therein in her yansh...


I've given you handful details why I won't do it.

However, I must point out that bae has got a kind, good and cheerful heart...

It's a numbers game plus your confidence and ability to keep appearing every day.

Don't dress to kill if you can't afford. Artificial impression don't last. Appear sparkling neat and immaculately clean in fits you got. Tidy your business, organize your dreads, and learn the simple art of sweet talk.

Yes, I'm sure you've talked with a gal in the past. Talk about anything. Be fun if you could and say things without sugar coating.

Reggaemich:
achievement

Yeah! Give me my flowers

Pells1:
Knack hungry dirty Naija coroers wey never chop
To collect std dey hungry u

So STD is for hungry people only,?

Gather here if the 15 things won't even make you rush over to Netflix or anywhere to see it

Sex smelling in the air. Two humans lay in a mosquito net-covered bed. The electric bulb was switched off but my eyes without much pain could still find its way to the standing nipples, sucking the breasts like a pirate, and licking as though honey flowed from them

She rode me cowgirl style. The watermelon-sized breast bounced as she moved up and down with dexterity.

There was something magical about her curvaceous waist for she wiggled like a snake, and twisted acrobatically.



I moaned relished and pleasurably kissed and sucked the abundance of saliva from her mouth when she suddenly motioned me to keep shut and still...my dick completely buried deep inside her like a coffin in a grave.

Apparently, it was a phone call from her LOML.

In secs, they were all lovey-dovey on the call.

Like a lamb obeying a Shepherd's call I remained meekly quiet, still, and silent.

I observed the call was taking eternity and I couldn't wait. The next moment I commenced digging her slowly from that position.

At some point, she started breathing like a girl leaving heaven for hell because the angels chased her away.

Lol.

Looked like the boy on the other end noticed and asked for the reason why she breathed that way. Witch weaved a thread of lies, and boy! Did he swallow Everything hook, link and sinker.

The car

One-time I had a petite lady who is a strong traditional worshipper. She shouts Amadioha when in undiluted ecstasy and approaching the steep hills of orgasm.