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Generalwoodz(m): 9:36am On Feb 16, 2023
Boy! How I wish shit could happen tomorrow so I would pack my luggage and leave! But it's happening after 100, 000,000 years

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Generalwoodz(m): 2:53pm On Feb 14, 2023
I'd welcome the idea of a marine girl fuccking me while sunbathing on the shoreline with the tide rising and breasts jiggling... And the only hard thing around is my dick buried inside her marine vagina.

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Generalwoodz(m): 11:32am On Feb 14, 2023
I've got a Facebook for sell
Generalwoodz(m): 11:31am On Feb 14, 2023
Nigerian army always quick to response whenever a man-hood goes missing but are lacklustre when the real terror reigns supreme.

Plus camera phones don't work when a dick goes missing.

And this Yahoo boys are gaddam stupid. I mean you've got the power to make things disappear, why couldn't you walk into a bank vaults, since naira bills are scare and make 30 billion disappear?

And also if the pastor claims he's powerful he should've prayed for heavenly dick replacement instead of making a fuss about one earthly smelly and unwashed thing

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Generalwoodz(m): 4:06pm On Feb 13, 2023
Simple.

There are parks for heavy duty trucks in every city that's your rendezvous. I said simple right? Sorry, I lied. It'll be an uphill task getting these weed smoking, gin drinking, Ashawo fuccking and reckless money spenders to hear your narration.

Don't be discouraged by the NOs or relent but keep knocking until there's YES...

There're many paths to the stream but the way I'm suggesting you thread would be good because you get paid for it...

But get ready to get dirty, sleepless nights, and stormy weathers, and uncharted Waters.

If any of those drivers take comion and allow you be their "motorboy" keep your essence and heads-up. The temptations to lead their kind of lifestyles would be towering but you've got a wife back home.


Least I forget... Being a motorboy is not a walk in the park. If Tyre Burst on highway in a forest somewhere in kogi the task rest on your shoulder...

There are other things motorboys does that you must do too. My friend, you'd see and learn as time goes.

If after some trips you found you couldn't put up with the driver, you may change and that's it.


There're other ways but this one is surefire way, because it'd mould you with expert hands in record time, with you earning cash and clear understanding of ruggediity attach to it etched into you. It's not a soft work.

Stay sharp.

Xoxo

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Generalwoodz(m): 3:45pm On Feb 13, 2023
They don't want you and folks watching porn, chatting with your olosho team in working hours... grin grin grin

I'll do it if:

There's an internet enabled system right there and the pay is above 500,000k.

That's the price they'd pay for being cavemen in modern age.

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Generalwoodz(m): 6:58am On Feb 13, 2023
I'll buy it for 50k plus cow, goat, bag of rice, 200 tubers of yam, one gallon of cooking oil, one bag of beans, and a bag of corn.

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Generalwoodz(m): 6:45am On Feb 13, 2023
Asgard13:
They’re waiting for the rains and the fresh green plants..

Haba!

This people are so ignorant

Wetin cows dey eat?

You call them herdsmen and yet too foolish to comprehend

One already tag Atiku

Common sense is truly expensive

What’s is the herdsmen that attack Benue? Abi na herdsmen Dey attack southern kaduna?

Majority of eastern nigerians knows nothing about Nigeria .. reason why is too easy to brainwashed them with common hypo

You are bluffing and parading like one who knows what situation on ground is, was, and would be. Fulani and killing is not all about green grass and rainy seasons.

Now you need to be in pot to know because the mainstream media report only when number of victims is staggering, high and many. Like the 46persons kagoro, southern Kaduna painful incidents that happened in December last year.

The problem here is you. You have short memory. The sponsors are presently involved in politics, the foot soliders are waiting for situation reports, the residents are living in utter hopelessness and fear.

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Generalwoodz(m): 3:52pm On Feb 11, 2023
IkeIgboNile:
Generalwoodz

I Know you choose your moniker to mean what it means but now you've become to me Yansh of Igbo nile.

Dusty dust
grin grin na joke.

Na Chinua Achebe use am joke for "there was a country"
Generalwoodz(m): 9:34am On Feb 11, 2023
Do you really mean it ? Drop your WhatsApp pls.
Generalwoodz(m): 6:04am On Feb 11, 2023
IkeIgboNile:
I know you chose the moniker EFULEFU as a joke but now you've become a real EFULEFU!!! Keep it up.

I Know you choose your moniker to mean what it means but now you've become to me Yansh of Igbo nile.

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Generalwoodz(m): 11:28am On Feb 10, 2023
lereinter:


Yellow garri that you will not enjoy the eba when cold

Warm the soup wink wink

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Generalwoodz(m): 11:01am On Feb 10, 2023
Still not fair! Amounts withdrawn should revert back to the old way of charges. 20k before this chaos was 2h. By and large should revert back to the way it used to be.

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Generalwoodz(m): 10:51am On Feb 10, 2023
While everyone is busy fainting some guys would be darn engaged making sure their answer booklets grts filled through any means possible.
Inhuman69:
I’m so glad I left that school, while I was there it was hell now I’m a graduate from ISCG university, it’s just 3 years over there in benin … if you are interested me on [email protected]

Gett the fuçk out!
Generalwoodz(m): 10:48am On Feb 10, 2023
Namkbank:


You wnt to chop slap

There's nothing wrong in what he said
Generalwoodz(m): 3:48pm On Feb 09, 2023
Yesterday fat dog ( name of guy) and I were munching potatoes the second only food left in the room. When I say potatoes, I mean it without oil or ingredients.

While we ate yesterday fat dog and I almost at the same time complimented the sugary taste of the potatoes. Every mouth ful tasted as though it was teaspoon of sugar.

So, for a change since I had no choice I decided to go for other food today. Recall I told you potatoe is second only food in the room?

Now what's the first? Garri.

I soaked it in water and allowed to settle only then did I realize there was no sugar.

This happened barely 5 hours ago. I was astonished because I thought I had some sugar left.

I did the only thing I know is presently going through your mind. I boiled some potatoes since I couldn't trash the garri and slized them in mouthful sizes and sat down to lunch.

It's almost 5 pm and I've been eating the food For at least 6 straight hours. Taking garri without sugar is a Herculean task.

It's very very demotivating...

With your help bro I could purchase food stuffs and fix a good meal to eat.
Generalwoodz(m): 3:41pm On Feb 09, 2023
She's talking to all and nobody.

"All" most especially elected officials I.e governors, Senators and HoR all have penchant for bogus claims. Outrageously Inflated contracts has become a norm in democratic Nigeria.

Nobody: The eagle🦅 that announces it's presence to it's prey is nothing but a duck 🦆
Generalwoodz(m): 12:25pm On Feb 09, 2023
BloomingDale:
It’s more than that. It’s in the hundreds of thousands of people. Media just downplaying it and covering up. I’ve not watched any video of the earthquake though. Just got my info from people there.

Media's like Aljazeera is way more trustworthy than your friends. Just saying
Generalwoodz(m): 11:58am On Feb 09, 2023
Play wise or amma report your channel for misinformation

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Generalwoodz(m): 11:29am On Feb 09, 2023
$5 million deal for the summer season grin
Generalwoodz(m): 4:02pm On Feb 08, 2023
One thing I understand is that you can be "GOAT" in anywhere and anything if you consistently, and persistently give the very skill you posseses all your best.

There's a goat in Football. When you leave that arena and walk right into Basketball you have another tall GOAT starring right at you. Same thing with Boxing, tennis, swimming and so on.

But the world is forgetting some pretty good goats resident in Nigeria.

Nah. They ain't got gold medals, golden boots or golden tray pan...

The world isn't recording their exploits but they are there!

Ladies and gentlemen give it up all as we welcome the 200,000,000 million goats residing in Nigeria.

These goats have been strong for a long long time despite harsh treatments from their governments.

They all deserve a billion phone cameras shinning on their forlon, flustered faces.

They deserve world wide ovation.

The shits these goats survives on a daily is worst than most sever hell treatments.

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Generalwoodz(m): 2:54pm On Feb 08, 2023
This shit is crazy
Generalwoodz(m): 9:24am On Feb 07, 2023
Suya Suya suya!

Lived formative part of my life in Kaduna and when the wind of change blew I found myself wind up in a couch at Onitsha.

I've 80% proficiency in Hausa language.

Just think of anything Hausa sells and I'd tell you how I got them unbelievably cheap and plus the freebies that's comes like the sunrise and sunset.

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Generalwoodz(m): 6:36pm On Feb 06, 2023
Boy! 1 minion Twitter followers!
Generalwoodz(m): 12:50pm On Feb 06, 2023
💦🥒🍑

I just searched for the babe's name on Facebook and there she was... looking so fresh like flower from concrete.

I'll just tell her that I'd love to collect mine in a bush behind Buckingham palace. I'm offering her times 5 of what Harry managed to give her.

I'm so so excited and I'm getting turned on already.

My pre-intimacy is A+ and my BBC is top-notch.

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Generalwoodz(m): 12:37pm On Feb 06, 2023
He would have won if he had changed his name to machine gun undecided

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Generalwoodz(m): 11:51am On Feb 06, 2023
pocom16:


There is no Law that says community with pipelines are oil producing community or state when you look at the larger picture..

Apparently any community where oil pipelines snakes through is an oil producing community. They enjoy same blend of benefits the 'real' oil community from the southern side of the country.

The bill is PIB. Buhari signed it into law in 2021.

Yeah. Southerners wailed but it was in vain

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Generalwoodz(m): 9:18am On Feb 06, 2023
1Alex:
The girl is talented. But in my opinion, her voice is not too wonderful. Ayra star sings better.


Find a pen and scribe down your opinion. Squeeze the piece of paper afterward. Squat and spread your legs, force the paper into your ass cos that's where it rightfully belongs.

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Generalwoodz(m): 9:18am On Feb 06, 2023
9japride:
Why can't they build modern fast railway line from east to Abuja? But Kaduna can have a fast railway track? If they are not mischievous, why is the location from where the gas will come from not included in the post? The kind of wickedness in this country needs to be studied. Very religious but very cunning and wicked. Las Las everyone eyes go clear. The southern politicians and sycophantic masses should continue f@@ling themselves.

You don't expect them to give up fooling around when they're satisfied with crumbs that falls from the table.

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Generalwoodz(m): 9:13am On Feb 06, 2023
The sole fact that pipeline ed through these communities qualifies them as oil producing States. I mean they collect derivation for it.
Generalwoodz(m): 11:59pm On Feb 05, 2023
C
iGod:
Congrats Tems!!

Asake too will bring home the Grammy.

Someday! One-day! In the near future.

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Generalwoodz(m): 11:58pm On Feb 05, 2023
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