NewStats: 3,262,015 , 8,175,885 topics. Date: Saturday, 31 May 2025 at 02:52 PM 5k1s1w

"gunman"
"this is not a terrorist attack" despite explosive being found there. What this means is that the perpetrator is 100% a white man

jazzman7711:


USE YOUR DAMN BRAIN.

WE HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO END FUEL SUBSIDIES.

WE ARE NOW SEEING THE BENEFITS OF THAT PLAY OUT.

THE REFINERIES ARE ROARING BACK TO LIFE AFTER DECADES OF INACTIVITY.

FUEL PRICE IS COMING DOWN, BUT WITHOUT SUBSIDIES, SAVING US OVER 10 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR, WHICH IS BEING CHANNELLED INTO DEVELOPMENT PROGRAMMES.

FEDERAL ALLOCATION TO THE STATES HAS QUADRUPLED.

THAT'S HOW YOU BUILD THE COUNTRY!!!!!!

can you mention one of these development program? Buhari, despite how much of a failure he was at least built roads, bridges, train stations, railway, military helicopters and jets while paying subsidy and also defending the currency. Can you tell me what the people there now are doing? Even ordinary NIN app is no longer working.

Infotubia9ja:


Them go write exam before dem go give them permission to dey practice medicine or treat patientsfor the abroad YES or NO

writing exams and retraining are the same thing? You no just get sense. If you want a job, won't the company set test for you? Does that mean you went back to school? If they don't set exam for the people applying, how do you expect them to know that the person didn't buy the certificate?

Lots of girls don't even know what orgasm is. One girl was even asking me what just happened. Not one sef

watchindelta:
Aha where are you people sinceeee wey fuel is 1200naira 😆 funny comedy series, Nigerians they aee jokers

"where were... " during my NYSC, this was the quickest way to tell a Yoruba from other people. Yorubas don't know the difference between "were" and "are"

We should clap for Dangote though and shame the government. Dangote was selling fuel 970 and NNPC was 1030.

It doesn't matter who first used the term. You know what she's talking about, that she's of the ethnic group.

NelIy:
I he predicted Tinibu will win the election too. In case if you want to judge him

I also predicted that Tinubu will win the election. Maybe I should start calling myself prophet too and start collecting offering and tithes

Any movie that is hyped and promoted on Twitter and Nairaland is almost guaranteed to be 100% rubbish. When producers are paying influencers to hype their movies then you should know that it's pure rubbish

Kaybee14:
There is no need to scare away well meaning Nigerians from using the free train during this yuletide with this statement.
If President Tinubu didn't provide the opportunity of free trains during this festive season. They will still lament that government did nothing to cushion the effect of the harsh economy during this yuletide.

Anyway, it is well.

well meaning Nigerians won't even get seat

Bobby4090:
Na wa ooo. Can anything ever satisfy us in this country.

it's actually true. The one to Warri, you can't even get seat anymore because of this free nonsense.

molas02:

U are definitely one of them. Sorry for the pains madam

I'm a man. How many women dey Nairaland. I have grown unbearably tired of this nonsense "divorced women dating a married man" talk.

Ejehhhh:
Obedients are in pain right now

una just mumu. How does this profit benefit anyone? Also where do you think they got from if not from fleecing citizens

Is the goal of govt funded companies to make profit or serve the people? Dangote, a private citizen is selling fuel 899, NNPC that's funded with people's money is selling fuel 1030. That's the same way barely literate custom people will be bragging about how much they made when all their revenues are basically taken from citizens thereby driving up cost and worsening inflation

Dating is different from marrying. She will not be expected to perform wifely duties. She gets sex from the married man and also get money. Doesn't have to wash his clothes, cook for him, carry his baby inside her womb, feed it with her breast, get scolded for not returning early from the market to come and cook. If you are a married woman and your husband is irresponsible and useless, divorce him and look for a rich married man to date

I have 2:1, I have never applied for a job

Johnson5258:
Waiting for NNPC price.

NNPCL will increase theirs to 1300 bunch of I don't know what to call them

MadamExcellency:
He just wants the conservatives to win the culture war in the West. The right lost all hope until Trump pulled the magic in the nomination and confirmation of three conservative Supreme Court Justices who later overturned draconian Covid 19 protocols and so far became a check to leftist agendas.

Since the left turned Musk's son against him, he has vowed a fight to finish the war against them with a relative known partner in the republican party.

Elon Musk couldn't care less about any of these. He's a billionaire who wants to be an oligarch. He made over 40bn in a day after Trump won the election and he will now be running US space program. The right wingers in America are far less educated and much more gullible that's why he is focused on them just like Trump did. Trump is not even remotely right wing he just collects their money, sell stupid things and tell them immigrants are coming after them and they made him president. Musk likely studied how pathetic they are and decided to follow the same route

Trump is morron who doesn't even seem to know what tarrif is. He is threatening to punish his own citizens if his rivals don't bow to him, how can you possibly be? They will draw his ears and tell him to stop clowning

Same volume. The price increase is from the naira that's almost worthless

EmperorCaesar:
Useless rants of an irrelevant UK citizen

she's like one step away from being Prime Minister of the UK. Do you have any idea what that means? She won't rig herself in or pay people to vote for her, she will talk and people will be impressed and tell her to lead them even though she is from Nigeria. 99% of the people leading here in Nigeria will be laughed off stage and then arrested for fraud and thievery if you put them in her position

Isis vs taliban. Nice

Too much asslicking and praise singing rot the brain. What the fucck is even this "his excellency"? What does it even mean? I don't see people from developed countries calling their politicians his excellency, honorable etc. If that goat weren't consumed with praise singing maybe he would've known the word to use is 'condole'

Botragelad:

Of course. I understand that. It's called self destruct when they do not have kafirs to hunt down and kill!

they have lots of Christians to hunt down, trust me.

rinzaugustine:
Putin had been the one bolstering Assad for more than 15 years but Biden have totally decimated Putin that he is fighting the battle of his life to save his own country and don’t have time for another country

Trump will save Putin. Trump will broker a ceasefire between Ukraine and Russia, Putin pride will be retained, Trump will be hailed as peacemaker

TechCapon:
Tinubu will continue to implement their policies because he needs to be collecting their loans... He knows if he doesn't cooperate with them no loans for him and his goons to collect and share

Buhari didn't listen to them yet he got any loan he wanted. Tinubu has low self esteem in the presence of world leaders it appears

MadamVanessa:



Who would add fresh fish to soup without first seasoning and partially cooking it? The properly cooked fish not only tastes sweeter and better but also reduces the strong odor associated with fresh fish.

If I were to visit your home and witness you adding uncooked, fresh fish directly to your soup, I would immediately infer that you lack culinary expertise and possibly maintain questionable hygiene standards and would never eat that rubbish.

I even fry the fish first before I use it for anything. I absolutely detest the smell of fish. In fact I can't possibly emphasize how much I hate that smell

malaria:

Nothing like that . She needs to get laid , she is human and have feelings . Guess is been long she had sex , if she continues this way she will keep having her funny wet dreams .it's all in her head .

you are not a girl

ExceptionalCool:


Omo, actually I should be worried. Don't mind me, I don't think my mind can create any entity for pleasure.

nothing bad in that. Enjoy your life. Women can have orgasm by fantasizing even without touching themselves.

Warrior99:
Opposition politics is not madness neither is it BLINDNESS.

For discerning minds this bill is a core implementation of the RESTRUCTURING tenet of RESOURCE CONTROL that we have been clamouring for.

That bill will be ed and Nigeria's economy will be better off whether you like it or not.

#RestructureNigeria

Nigerian government are known for engaging Nigerians in a game of hide and seek and the more you look the less you see. Nobody in his right mind will trust this government to do anything that's beneficial to the average man that isn't employed by them as a media aide. By the time they implement the bill now we'll see that it's something else and they will tell you to blame someone else

Trump is a slowpoke that will wreck his own country blabbering about tariff. You are threatening to punish your own citizens with high cost of living if your rivals don't bow to you. USA can't produce anything, a large percentage of their people are obese, alcoholic or drug addicts. The top class in the country are into service industry like law, ing, stock and the rest. They import most of their food, they import their clothes and shoes yet a slowpoke is threatening to impose tariff on import he should go ahead and do it let's see his own vice president will not boot him out through 25th amendment within months after tanking the economy

DomPerignon:
Tinubu is the enemy of the north because he wants to stop you lazy idiots from benefiting from the taxes and VAT revenue from other states in the South.

Zamfara gold is being mined by terrorists backed by powerful northern elements with not an ounce of that gold being paid into the federation or even being used to improve the lives of Zamfara citizens. Instead that same illegal gold mining is what is fueling the crisis in Zamfara that has spread across the entire NW.

anything northerners vehemently oppose is always generally good for the entire country but on the other hand, Tinubu govt have been a game of hide and seek. I genuinely can't trust anyone at the moment.