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Yomit71:

How much does each one cost you please

First one was 200k.
2nd child was 300k.
Now the price is 500k

Yorubas an drug bussiness.
Tilunbu made it to presidency as a drug dealer.

5 out of 6 governors of the West side has one drug charge or the other abroad

Who gave her Gamallin?

They should look no further.

They should catch the Chemistry teacher

NIGERIA COURT ARE THIEVES.

WHY JAIL A MAN FOR HIS OWN GENUINE MONEY.

HE DID NOT STEAL IT. HE DIDNT DO ANY CRIME.

HE WAS UNFORTUNATE THAT ONLY 250$ WAS FOUND TO BE FAKE OUT OF HIS 299K.


AND YOU WANT TO STEAL HIS MONEY JUST LIKE THAT.

I BLAME IGBO POLITICANS FOR ALL THESE RUBBISH. FOR NOT DEFENDING THEIR OWN BROTHERS.

With my money, girls are the ones pressuring me. They throw themselves at me right left and center.

So why exactly would I think of putting pressure on one unknown entity?

Let her wait for her class. Iron condem abokis, mortuary attendants, vulcanizers etc

Dirty ladies are a turn off.
Completely disgusting.
I can't suck their breast.
Their bra will smell like dead rats. Eww

Come and see the Yoruba pigs coming to claim the name now. 1,2,3...

I will not start bragging about Igbo race. They're too intelligent and hardworking.
No wonder Yrribas hates Igbo.

Taaa. Old archaic iPad with broken screen.
I won't even buy that thing for 50k.

Good new ones are not more than 250k

That fellow just came back from Ogun. The Yorubas has infested him with their crime.

No crimes these South Westerners won't commit

These Yorubas have entered South East also with this their skull minning.

Only SW has this license to mine skulls all over the world.

Rubyjade:
JARGON MONOXIDE : The Corporate Cancer That’s Killing Your Business

There’s a silent killer in your company. It’s not competition, bad hires, or even a broken business model. It’s jargon monoxide—a steady stream of meaningless corporate gibberish that seeps into meetings, emails, and strategy decks, suffocating clear thinking and real action.

You’ve heard it before. The executive who insists “We need to leverage cross-functional synergies to enhance stakeholder engagement.” The consultant who claims “Our approach is to drive transformational outcomes via customer-centric innovations.”

Translation: Nobody knows what the hell they’re talking about.

Jargon monoxide is what happens when people prioritize sounding smart over being smart. It’s corporate carbon monoxide—odorless, invisible, and quietly poisoning your company’s ability to think clearly and execute fast.

How Jargon Monoxide Spreads

It starts with one person trying to sound more competent than they are. Instead of saying “We need to sell more,” they say “We must drive topline revenue expansion by leveraging omnichannel opportunities.”

No one wants to be the idiot who asks, “Wait, what?” so they nod along. Before you know it, every meeting is filled with people saying things like, “We need to optimize synergies to unlock value through scalable innovation.”

It’s a linguistic arms race. The minute one person starts talking like a McKinsey PowerPoint, everyone else has to keep up or risk looking uninformed. The result? A workplace where people talk in loops, meetings take twice as long as they should, and nobody actually does anything.

The Four Flavors of Jargon Monoxide

Jargon monoxide isn’t just one thing—it’s a disease with multiple strains, each more toxic than the last.

First, there’s convoluted crap. This is when a simple idea gets buried under unnecessary complexity. A restaurant owner could say, “We need to serve food faster.” Instead, they say, “We’re optimizing throughput via enhanced queue management solutions.” If your sentence could double as the instruction manual for a nuclear reactor, you’ve lost the plot.

Then, we have meaningless bxxxxxxt—sentences that sound impressive but say absolutely nothing. Think of a tech CEO proudly declaring, “We’re driving a paradigm shift in agile methodologies to disrupt legacy frameworks.” What does that even mean? Nothing. But people still nod as if they just heard the wisdom of Socrates.

Next is in-group lingo—words designed to make outsiders feel stupid. A finance executive might say, “We need to enhance our liquidity position through a more favorable capital structure optimization process.” Translation: “We need more cash.” If a smart person outside your industry wouldn’t understand what you’re saying, you’re not communicating—you’re gatekeeping.

Finally, there’s the jargon blender—when someone just throws together every buzzword they can think of and hopes no one notices. Ever read a company’s mission statement and seen something like, “Our mission is to empower scalable, AI-driven, next-gen solutions to revolutionize the digital ecosystem”? That’s not a strategy. That’s a Mad Libs page from a management consultant’s notebook.

Why Jargon Monoxide is Killing Your Company

This isn’t just annoying. It’s actively making your business worse.

First, it wastes time. If every meeting needs an extra 20 minutes to decode what people are actually saying, your company is moving at half speed.

It also leads to bad decisions. When ideas aren’t clearly explained, nobody can tell the good ones from the bad. If you pitch a project as “a disruptive, game-changing initiative leveraging best-in-class technology,” it sounds amazing. But what are you actually doing? Spending millions on an app nobody needs?

Jargon monoxide also destroys morale. Nobody wants to work at a company where leadership speaks in riddles. People don’t quit companies; they quit bosses who can’t communicate.

And it pushes customers away. If your marketing sounds like a legal contract, customers will go somewhere else. Nobody trusts a company that says, “We offer scalable, AI-powered, cloud-native solutions that revolutionize the digital ecosystem.” They trust the company that says, “We make software that helps you run your business faster.”

How to Kill Jargon Monoxide

The antidote? Call it out.

Next time someone in a meeting says, “We need to align cross-functional synergies,” stop them and ask, “What does that actually mean?” If they can’t explain it in simple , they probably don’t understand it themselves.

Set a rule: no buzzwords without definitions. If someone says, “We need to be more customer-centric,” ask them, “Okay, what does that look like in practice?”

Write like a human. If your emails read like a corporate memo from 1987, rewrite them. Cut the fat—if a sentence can be five words instead of fifteen, make it five.

And most importantly, reward clarity. The best leaders don’t tolerate empty words—they push their teams to think clearly, explain things simply, and focus on real outcomes.

Final Thought: Simplicity is a Superpower

Great companies move fast, and fast companies communicate clearly. Jargon monoxide is a sign of a slow, bureaucratic culture—one that’s more interested in looking smart than being effective.

The best CEOs don’t hide behind complexity. They say what they mean, get to the point, and expect their teams to do the same.

So next time you hear someone say, “We need to unlock synergies through innovative, best-in-class solutions,” take a deep breath and reply:

“Or… could we just get to work.”

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Wonderful piece. I really enjoyed it.

When I started reading, I thought it was irrelevant and I was ready to attack.

I'm impressed by the truthfulness in this writep

Wallade:


I didn't answer your questions because I read through them and saw that you are just a religious biggot who feels entitled to defend Israel's actions.

I wonder when your religion started to preach violence, war, terrorism, land grabbing, inhumane treatment of other human beings, genocidal killing a race, mass killing of women and children who pose no threat etc.

Is that what Christianity has become to you?

You are stupid to think I am Moslem.

The population of Israel that are Christians are less than 8%, Israel even even has about 14% Moslem population and the majority are practising Judaism. Yet you stupid Christians take their activities as Christian crusade.

They don't even regard Jesus Christ or regard Christianity in Israel and you mofo are here trying to bring religion dimensions into your argument.

The land of Israel from inception has always been populated by Jews and Palestinians (Arabians). Go back to your history and research the Philistines, Samaritans etc.

Look, I don't intend to to engage you because of your religious bigotry. I got no time to waste on senseless Christians who can't live and preach what Christianity is about - Christ and Peace.

Israel doesn't need to be Christina before Christians will say the truth as it is.

Islam are terrorist and blood violent people. Their mad allah and mohammed are really the worst thing to happen to the world.

You can never see other religions fighting other religions. But only Islam the evil devilish cult kills killing and maiming every body up and down.

I stand with Israel and the total annihilation of Islamic terrorist groups and person, both their old.and young terrorist, including their female terrorists.

No peace for the wicked

TruthU87:
So let me get this straight, South Africa takes Israel to court over genocide, and the U.S. hits them with sanctions?

Not Israel, the ones actually dropping bombs on civilians, but South Africa? Yeah, makes perfect sense…

When the U.S. flattens entire countries? “Defending democracy.”
When Israel turns Gaza into rubble? “Self-defense.”
But when South Africa uses legal channels? They receive Economic punishment..

The U.S. backed apartheid South Africa for decades, but now they wanna act like this is about "land policies"?
From a country literally built on stolen land? Please..
This ain’t about justice or democracy, it’s straight-up geopolitical bullying.

Yes Israel flattened a murderous people. The people of allah are animals and they killed children, women and babies on October 6th madsacre in Israel.

Every sane nation should eradicate this cancer caller Islam, rhe religion of blood and madness.

Israel keeps doing the Lord's work and every one that sides with Islam will be slain too

seunmsg:


Igbo Obidients throwing their “ I’m Yoruba but” slaves under the bus once they are no longer useful. Oluomo is no longer Obidient to them but a Yoruba thief. When he was attacking Yoruba people in of Peter Obi, they hailed him on and never disowned him.

To all you Yoruba but still in the evil Obidient movement, this is the fate that awaits you. It doesn’t matter who you are and how much noise you make in of Peter Obi, they will thrash you publicly and disown you the same way they are now thrashing Oluomo of derby. The Obidient movement is an ethnic Igbo power grab agenda and nothing else. All Yoruba buts will be dispensed with sooner than later.

Thesame way Joe Igbokwe ed the Yoruba thief and has been dumped by balablu. Other Igbos have ed Yorubas generation long but this hatred you Yorubas have in your hearts is your downfall.

Back to topic: is the man not a Yoruba thief?

Every corrupt institution in Nigeria is caused by Yorubas. Every sane Nigerian knows that. Most Yorubas are thieves.

Even Northerners know that Yorubas are the most corrupt Africans on earth.

Hipocricy. They shout "integrity, ability, change, change". But they are the ones perpetuating corruption in civil service.

Every corrupt banks are run by Yoruba, corrupt Presidency, even Sowore who is forming activity now no even do reach Tinubu in this hypocrisy od democracy.

Yorubas are the problems of this nation

Samantha125:
That fair enough... She'll make sure to keep it discreet.

You're welcome. Don't mention.
I am that kind to my baby nannies. If I can pay a nanny to take care of my children and they live their life too. Why can't I pay an upgraded nanny who I sleep with to birth and take care of my kids while I flex abroad?

It's win win for every body

Samantha125:
Why wait when you can get yourselves a side dudes to keep you well fed? It's not like the husbands are faithful wherever they are...🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

She can service herself with anyone she wants. But she can't birth their child. Lol because I will always do DNA test on all my children.

Done DNA for the 1st and 2nd already. Waiting for the unborn child for his own DNA too.

Plus any time I catch her, or another friend catches her, she's gone.

Who wants to carry a greedy mgbeke abroad?

In this generation, only a foolish man takes a woman abroad.
Most Nigerian girls don't deserve to be taken abroad. They will betray you.

Lol

InvertedHammer:

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What are you waiting for?

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And who told you I don't make more than that?

Again poverty has a way of making people think too low.

What is 100 million Naira? It's about $61k

And that's what many software developers make yearly and more

Makunahatata:
mumu talk😹😹😹

Chai poor mentality. Well enjoy your ignorance

InvertedHammer:

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The two most abused words in Igboland are:

1. Billionaire
2. Odogwu

They have rendered the two once powerful words useless.

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It's not their fault. It's their enterprising spirit and nature. The average phone vendor you know has more than 50 million in his within 2 years in bussiness

Go and .

Na you dey fool yourself

I laugh at these poor tribes all the time .

They simply know nothing about trade.

You see that vendor that sells only charger at your street, it might interest you to know that he has nothing short of 100 million naira to his name within 10 years in bussiness.

Imagine how much a vendor that deals in laptops make. These guys make average profit of more than 500k daily.

Now image motor cycle sellers. Or spare parts sellers. What they make.

These are kind of money that even you can't steal from government.

Poverty is the reason why other tribes hate and envy Igbos. Igbos are bussiness people and only bussiness is one of the fastest way to money.

GeneralOjukwu:
In 2025, ibo wo-MEN hide under their beds 🛌 every Monday because of a fellow man coughing continents away.

In 1967, Ojukwu ran away from a Yoruba man after chestbeating. He ran away in his wife's skirts.

In 2019, Nnamdi Kanu ran away too.

In 1966, Victor Banjo, a Yoruba man led the Biafur0 army when all the wo-MEN were hiding in their wife's skirts.

Tell us more about your generational cowardice

Yes o you truly know history about cowardice.
If cowardice was a person, his name is Yoruba.
A tribe that can't confront Igbos who killed their leaders in 1967.

It takes combined 248 tribes to fight the great Igbo tribe without winning the dot nation for 3 years. If tribes dey talk, yoruba no suppose even open mouth. All their weak soldiers we see on internet being beaten and slapped to the ground by women.

If heroism was a person, we give it to the Igbos.

If na only Yorubas vs Igbos, we all know that yorubas for become fetchers of water and carriers of wood for Igbos since 1967.

Ojukwu is greater than Adolf Hitler + Putin.

No yoruba can ever produce his kind.

Igbos are peace loving people and bussiness oriented.
We do not need arms, we need access to bussiness grants and loans.

This terrorist Gumi is only mocking, because he doesn't even really mean it. He said it as a reverse psychology tactics. Someone that is afraid of Igbos and said Igbos are dominating Nigeria during Jonathan's presidency.

Forget this terrorrist Gunmi.

I no understand you people again.

Go to America, No go America.

Are we going or are we not going?

Somebody tell me

This Sierra Lone man should be careful o.

Are you referring to president Tinubu?

How can he say this boldly while in Abuja in Nigeria?

Tinubu and his 20 gangs of judges will soon arrest you.

Truly corruption flows from top to bottom