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Mu ka i si na isi adighi mma this girl got mouth ooo 

Asi na i teta ula okuko chuba gi oso, gi gbaba n'ihi na i maghi ma o puru eze n'abali
It's said that if you wake up and find the hen pursuing you, you should run for you don't know if it grew teeth during the night 

N'ihi ya, Ify, i hughi ukwu m anya. 

A na-ekwu na okuko kponyere aja, o chiri okpa naabo wunye
WE are complaining that the hen has put some sand_{in some container}, the hen went on to jump in.

Onye ju kwa nu

You don't say! This one could be up to a hundred years old.

in layman's :

some group of rich guys looking for oil gather together and hire some "smart" guys

these "smart" guys visit some fields and do some experiments and assume oil is in an area

they drill holes in the field called "exploratory wells"

they come talk to us to help determine if there's really oil there

we draw up a contract and i take some equipment to that field

i lower some tools called "sondes" into the drilled wells

i take some measurements with my computer and other equipment and plot some graphs

we interpret the graphs for the rich guys and deliver the graphs to them

they pay us some $$ and i take my cut

i go back home to my family…

… to await the next group of rich guys around the corner 

if you're conversant with the petroleum industry, my job is called wireline logging

You should have told him you were afraid of electricity and wouldn't like to receive an electrical shock. In that case, he should stop pestering you based on safety. Of course next time you see a fault, you now know what to do 

Even if I can fix the fault, I wouldn't do it if it were an office environment.

Ndi okenye si kwa na

Onye a na-eduga n'ama na-ebu uzo
He who's been led to the bush to poo poo, leads the way

All of 'em here:

http://www.kwenu.com/afamefune/afamefune.htm 

Kai! dis pple just take proverbs dey play hia! daalu nu ooo. Unu niile.

Ndi okenye si na

Ngwere hapu ukwu osisi, aka akpara ya!
If the lizards leaves the tree trunk, it will be kidnapped _{by the militants}

the prince of egypt

Yes of course! That's the idea

okija okija okija, nna harrassmentia adila 2much

Mara amara na nkita na-agbo uja anaghi ata alu. They are still looking for okija priests and priestessess; berra be careful 

dadsgal:

Kedu nnu eehhhhh,ndi oma

Anyi di mma. Gi nwa kwanu?

I ma na ndi aro amaka ihe kpatara ha ji e ziga ndi Ohafia ogu mgbe ochie. Ndi ohafia zuzuru na-alu 

otele:


kedu ihe obama na acho na white house  ihe ahu o na acho ebe ahu, ka otel, faketan, darfur, toshmann, echelon, romanus, echetara m echetaghi . . na acho na panty ify . . .

i choro i bata?

I dara ya! echelon anoghi ebe ahu oooo.  . You are on your own.

this thread is now on fire…

Ndi Igbo uhuruchi oma.

Ihe unu ga-eri bia ma nke ga-eri unu a biala. Udo ka mma.

rubi:

@echelon iyere eye n'ihe gbasara ndi igbo
Ibu igbo profeso?

Mba a bughi m. If I'll ever be a prof., it will be in electronic engineering 

ifyalways:

teach him indeed.ha chere Echelon,nani ya nwere di time and patience.

hmmm. patience…yes but time?… not much

@Mortiple
Nna daalu soo. Kee kwanu?

@Ify
Both are the same thing. My father's people call it "arigbe" while my mother's people call it "nchu anwu". It's possible that apart from it's use in cooking, it's also used in repelling mosquitoes hence the name "nchu anwu" 

Poster go here:

https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/nigeria/topic-43568.0.html

jenny don't worry. if okija_juju posts here again, i will tell 

Ama m onye okija_juju bu. O bu …

_{Ka m mee ebere}

A choro m iyi ya egwu 

Okija_juju is not for real. Probably one of us already …

I ma ihe m ji kita? E ji itali imo oka! Ngwa queenisha biakwa ebe a ozo kita …

So jennykardy = Lady J   _{shakes head}. Ihe a adila 2much

O mu nwa Kedu ihe i ga-eme

Ekene dili chukwu n'ihi na

Onweghi ihe akika puru ime nkume
There's nothing termites can do to a stone

Ify, I chetara akuko mbe ahu Mike Ejeagha koro? E chetaghi m akuko ahu mana e chetara m egwu a guru na ya:

Nna mu eze a kpata m enyi
Nna mu eze a kpata m enyi

Nwa mbe i si na i kpata onye?
Nwa mbe i si na i kpata onye?

A si m ani ya dube enyi, chebe enyi
O di ka m si na a kpata m enyi

A si m ani ya dube enyi, chebe enyi
O di ka m si na a kpata m enyi

O bu enyi ga-abu isi oche
O bu enyi ga-abu isi oche

Enyi na-aga na m so gi n'azu
Enyi na-aga na m so gi n'azu

Belele mbe

I jighi ahu? Ndo kwa ooo. Gbakeee ngwa ngwa o

Queenisha:

ibobabe biko di kwa careful with these my brothers.
ha nachu kwa umunwanyi

O buru na ha achughi umu nwanyi keduzi ihe ga-achu umu nwanyi?

ehe nah! Okwa ndi Igbo si na ihe di mma na anya bu nwanne?

rubi, ufodu umu nwanyi achoghi i ma ihe ahu i na-ekwu?

They don't care where the money is from.