NewStats: 3,263,955 , 8,182,079 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 03:19 AM 6w6p3i

porshnuel:
I came to port Harcourt 1st of December to work as a stylist .....the manager of the salon fell for me and we had sex(unprotected) on first visit...since then it has been a continuous process...I don't love her,she threw her self at me...now she don't give me space, she is all over me ...it's nw obvious at work and I dont feel comfortable any longer, she comes to the house anytime she want...the house was rented by the owner of the salon for workers coming from outside the state ,sleeps over ,don't want me to converse with any customer.or have there number..am feed up and tired...dont know what to do nw bt am in hell ...pls advice

Lmaoooo. You wan chop, but as the thing don con hang you for neck and water nor dey to use push am down. Baba continue your good works. NLE chopper.

From one producer to an aspiring producer,Baba buy your midi keyboard. Nor let anybody dull your dream. You're not her dad.

pocohantas:


Is pregnancy her only worry?

After having unprotected sex, some babes will take postinor2, alabukun, lime, alomo bitters, andrew livers salt...etc
Pregnancy: nairaland.unblockandhide.com/attachments/5722163_5489808img20170607005156jpeg0ef0fb492e1e6a324602833882c0716e_jpeg_jpeg92ecfec4f86d8a857369c9b92a6f4df5

Nigerians fear pregnancy HIV, why?



LOL! Makes it look like pricks are detachable.
If only they were detachable. You just detach your man's dick and go with it when you wanna travel. They will still borrow their friend's own...endtime men!

Guy abeg e get Wetin I wan ask you. Sebi you know say my babe travel and she don carry my privk go. Na you I trust say your prick big a eg I fit just dey with am for like 3 hours e get this babe wey I de try control. Thanks abeg, I go return am as soon as I finish up.

Dannieln1:
focus on your studies when you're atleast 18 we can come back and answer your question
A boy of your age shouldn't be thinking of erection when you're barely 18...
Read your books Oga 4.8 inches

It's not about book. This is a different question. Eventually he'll dabble in relationships and his self esteem will suffer if he feels insufficient. That doesn't stop him from reading his books. It's just something almost every guy worries about at a point, especially when living with other guys in a hostel/roommate situation.

I was 5.8 to 6 at 16. Now I'm 7+ at 22

Give us real Madrid abeg. We have to disgrace them. Mane to score a diving header and Salah to dribble past Ramos to score a screamer as revenge for two years ago.

light099:


Their Saviour, Tapnaldo left and things have not been the same since then.

Things have not been the same for any of them,we got sarriball that's even worse than allegriball. Last season not only Ronaldo, mandzukic and Keane and dybala were scoring. Now nobody is scoring and they're playing the most regressive style of ball I've seen. Madrid still struggling to find someone to fill those shoes.

davillian:
Ronaldo just come spoil juve for us....
Before he ed juve
Juve was a winning machine

Or maybe it's sarri, didn't Ronaldo also win last season. He was even the club's Highest scorer.

2buffagain:
I'm seeing a lot of Naija girls out here lately with tattoos.

Do these girls not have fathers?

Bad decisions like these will only cause problems for them in dating and profession.

Waka for Wetin nor concern you o. Who wan do "art" make e do am. Who get body na e get am by eself. When the job nor come, nor be you go suffer the hunger.

newsynews:
Some Lagosians have taken to the streets to campaign against animal cruelty which they say must come to a stop.

Carrying placards, the campaigners walked the streets with various animals ranging from dog to snake.

The below pictures were shared on Instagram by Saintmark’s Animal Hospital with the caption:

“We March for the downtrodden. We March for the voiceless. We March for ion. Animal Cruelty must stop”.

https://wotzup.ng/lagosians-match-the-streets-in-call-for-a-stop-to-animal-cruelty-photos/

Them for do this thing close to abbatoir. Plenty hurt feelings for dey lmaooo

HealingHeart:


@underlined is where the real problem with men lie. The idea that women don't care about your looks. Your physical look is most important to women.

If a woman sees you too fat, she won't be into you. Still, if you're too skinny, she also won't be into you. You need to lose the fat but add some muscle. Too much muscle though may detract some women.

So, yeah. Being muscular attract women. Besides muscles, there is a lot more in physical looks that may attract or detract women.

Exactly. Making money doesn't stop you from also being fit. It's not bad to be the complete package. Last last if it's only money you have she'll take the money and give to a guy that has muscle, and if it's only muscle you have she'll cheat on you with a guy that has money.

Adonko:
Ok let me pour out mine on three fronts.
Firstly ,when I was at the university, I was dating one babe from microbiology dept who was a year lower than me in school levels, I also had a strong pal who was also in her Dept but same level with me. It all happened that I travelled home for 3 days and . I came I never told babe but visited my pal who called me to come around and narrated everything playing between his cousin and bae ( who is a member of Aye and and from a different school), he was quite tall, he told me that my bae is even coming that evening and they will be going to the nite club together ...aaaah I almost died lol, I decided to catch her red handed cos his cousin went somewhere far, I quickly took his timberland boots and kept it outside and took his Aye overall and wore it( I am tall too) and deemed/switched the light to club light and lie down on the bed while my guy was sitting on the reading table.

Bae came as expected around 8pm, greeted my friend and ran to the bed straight telling the guy (which was me ) if he forgot they are going somewhere while rubbing his chest ( what pains me most is that is my bae that was doing the tripping), when I switched on the light cos I was holding the switched, she shouted as if she saw a ghost and quickly open her bra and put her breast in my mouth ( knowing fully well I liked her boobs so much) ... I just jeje remove her breast stood up uttered nothing and left.

I WILL CONTINUE THE SECOND SOON.

Lmaooooo. The breast lose taste for your mouth

Why won't they, with all the fat they carry around deceiving themselves and calling themselves thicc n curvy

Davash222:
We’ve seen bigger and succulent boobs still we didn’t get used to boobs, is it this tired, shrink, dilapidated and disorganized boobs that will make us get used to seeing boobs

What you're saying is a lie SHA. The breast perky and organised

Tedpgrass:
Get him some psych help as as soon as possible.
CBT + drugs to help stabilise his moods..

You need to be careful.. You're his girlfriend not his saviour!! Stop trying to fix.. Helping him to heal is the best you can do in a healthy way.

He also needs to want healing otherwise he sucks the life out of you.

Good luck and take care of your own mental health.


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I understand what it means to be depressed, and I just stay away from people cos I'd just end up dragging anyone that wants to save me into my abyss. You really can't save someone that is depressed and gone. It's difficult.

MariaLavina:
They have finally gotten this one..... see epistle.


Chai!

We just lost a brother

Toluensdollars:
we have confuse leaders, so without NIMC i can't get Intl port abi, brain is paining our leaders i swear. oloriburuku people

If you now go to apply for the nimc you'll not get till 2030. They're just trying to frustrate us in his country. That man had made us suffer, still won't let us leave the suffering. Its now By force suffering

Very mad people. Since 2017 I applied I've not heard anything about it. These idiots better fix their systems before g all these useless bills and crap

Dlionsheart:


JESU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who thought you this?

u sabi book wel wel ooo

It's in order to allow for free penetration. So as she gets excited she gets wetter and her pussy relaxes more.

The more excited the girl is the wider her pussy gets.

Danelo:
Local man is disappointed, is it that we ain’t good enough??

yeah.

Nostradamus:
Do you include gaming as part of entertainment industry



If in of revenue generated,then entertainment industry beat sports industry(the amount gaming and Hollywood generate annually is out of this world).

True. Entertainment is bigger

Chrisus:
I'd climb a 100-storey building to save my mum.

How to get down? It's in God's hands

Guy u Sabi. Make we climb finish. God go handle the coming down.

Stick with my Samsung

internationalman:
He wouldn't brag if he actually hadn't really drank 6 bottles before..

The only problem he had was bragging about it..

When you brag about your ability people always tend to pull you down as they would see you as been prideful..

I suspect someone in the mix had a hand in this embarrassment he's facing..

Bro alcohol poisoning nor know all these English wey you de Yan. Anybody that takes 6 bottles of 40+% alcohol will be close to death.

I'm broke. I'm not interested in sharing my space and privacy with someone. I'm not willing to open up to anyone. I don't want to have to care about someone again. I'm not yet willing to compromise for someone else.

SmellySperm:
I gave up on gym wen my waist got tiny and my body got bigger....

Na dem. People wey dey skip leg day

Goterry0123:


Wow that is an incredible feat to Achieve

Yeah thank you. It's not easy Tbh. There are periods when I just lose control and binge. But the main thing is to keep going. Hopefully by October I'll have reached my goal. Then from there I'll start focusing on muscle building.

Goterry0123:


Sir, it like you own a gym?
Can i see you body?

Lol I don't o.
And I don't have "the body" yet, I'm on a weightloss journey. Lost from 115kg down to 84. My goal is 70kg.
I've been at it since December.

dannyrhymes600:
10 The noise makers:- these ones are the set of bodybuilders that grunt like the silver back gorilla even if they lift common 5kg dumbbell

Lmao. This one is annoying. Someone will lift small dumbbell before you know, arrghh, ungghh, whoo, yeahhh, huaaa, uhhhh. First set oh, if it's even a finisher set I would understand. But that's why I use my headphones. Blocks out all the noise and distraction.

donbachi:
I need visit one...my belle biiiiiiiiiiiiiig and my nyash come flat like cabin biscuit...pls wat do i do?

. Lose fat first. Go in and do high intensity lifts, keep the weights light, increase the reps and take a rest period of 30 seconds to 90 seconds. Do compound movements, squats, deadlifts, bench presses,shoulder presses, rows. Do hiit workouts 2 to 3 times weekly. Do steady state cardio once a week, jogging ie.

All these things don't matter except you keep a calorie deficit. This means you have to cut down on the food, and you'll have to cut down on certain foods. Garri and fufu. Food with excess oil. If you really need to eat swallow then go for plantain flour, eggs are your best friend. If you need to fry, go for olive oil instead of regular groundnut oil. Lots of fruits, cucumbers, carrots etc.

When you're in the gym try to follow what the instructor says. Also you can follow up some channels on YouTube for professional tips

Scott Herman fitness
Athlean X
Buff dudes
Eddf(every damn day fitness)
Shredded sports science.

These are the channels I recommend if you really need high quality and correct instructions on form and the best exercises.

The ego lifters. These ones just come to the gym to opress others. They want to do bicep curls and they pick the heaviest dumbbell and start cheat curling. Not even one curl done with proper form. Or they try to squat heavier than they can and next Thing their legs are shaking and knees are bending inwards

The gisters: these ones come to the gym to talk to everyone about Ronaldo Vs Messi. Or they talk about the best workout routines without actually doing any actual workouts. They are the ones that will see you with your headphones concentrating on finishing your set but will still come and tap you to gist.

Camera addict: these ones have a banging body yeah, but they spend all their rest times taking selfies and videos. These ones are most likely models and oloshos.

Supplement gang: they bring a big bag to the gym and when they open it you have protein shakes, pre and post workout supplements, and every pill imaginable

Protect your body gang: these ones are probably new to the gym, they have waist belts, gloves, knee guards, helmets, mouth guards, special lifting shoes and every single piece of protection gear, but they can't even run 6 reps on an unloaded bar.

Newbies: they are amazed by everything at the gym. They tend to do whatever the biggest guy at the gym is doing. One moment you're doing squats on a full body routine and they're doing it too, the moment you switch to weighted pull ups they do it too.

Gym douche: they see a fat person at the gym doing his best and they start laughing. Stop it, I repeat stop.