NewStats: 3,265,285 , 8,186,242 topics. Date: Saturday, 14 June 2025 at 09:02 AM 6m5v

Y she no wear skirt climb the tree na??

Yungwizzzy: where my father dey wen dis men dey hustle??

Busy chasing ur mum...

collynzo2: Please go straight to the point, don't use me as a means.

lol... No mind d bro, instead mak e jst pop d qustn e dey dre dey dull...

yuzedo: AYAGA!!!!

Bros chief swetuus Oyoyo, u no go findout if d tori na true??

Snd a CV format & a cover letter to me too plz, email add: [email protected]

Beaf!:


^
I read this line 5 times but still cannot compehend.

@topic
They are a menace to the society and needs to be flushed out and punished.

Bros, ur own english slf nah gri me COMPREHEND

4reigningqueen:

Nonononononoononono its TEMPO, you hear? TEMPO oya repeat after me
**picks up cain**

Nononononononononono bro, it is called cane not cain.. Oya repeat after me 'CANE'. U dnt wnt 2 repeat it bah?? **oya knee dwn dre cls ur eyes nd raise dat chair up**

akd jr: Those kind of lake that never goes dry can be found in Igarra in Edo state called "Ivokoto" and it does not change due to climate or whatever that is were we get natural clean water from and it has been there over ages. The fish in the water are untouchable are no body kill them. So Australia should come and research more over here.

Bros na Ig u 4kum? I grew up dre... Is it dse lakes arund d rocks u tokin bou, cos I tink I knw dem nd yes dse lakes ar so clean...

Chimerase: I just MANURE wit a hell of ion..gush

See ur lyf in d outsyd(wo aiye re lo de). 2much hate no make U fit construct simple nd correct english... Na joke I dey oo...

Royaldee: How come nobody hates arsenal

Y shld I hate a club dat dsn't pose any threat 2ma club's ambition?? it is simply waste of tym nd energy 2do so...

International calls nko??

toria1980: If dis is so tru, am gonna dance nake all d way frm my house to MTN. Office in jubilation

plz let me be d guy to play d music/drum...

groovie:

hey! abeg who fit help me do dat T shirt?

No wear am paz whr NSCDC offiz or ofizas dey oo. Dats all ma adviz 4U, as U b ma Oga @ d TOP....

Strauskhan1: How to tell her.
You: i wanna tell you somthin.
Girlfriend: whats that? (so inquisitive, thinking its wedding proposal).
You: your breath............
Girlfriend: what 'bout it? (gives an erratic look)
You: it 'smells' good
Girlfriend: thanks.
You: but.........
Girlfriend: what?
You: it stinks!!!!!!!!!! :/
Seriously.....thats just how to say it, and I really cant assure you its gonna go well , make sure you keep your distance to avoid sporadic slaps. Lo ba tan. Se mo wi re??

be ni...

Just tell ha dat her breath can raise the dead... Simple

Nairaland don rily try 4ma lyf wel wel. Ogbonge news wey I supos dey get frm oda sites nd forum for 5oKB nd above, Nairaland don helep me subsidize am wey b say if d news 2much na 30KB Seun dey colet frm me.....
Oga Seun more feathers 2ur Anus, no mata au strong d breeze blow pipl of dis world no go c ur nyansh...

CFCfan: Nairaland has also taught me some new phrases and words like "Are you a learner"; "I laugh in Swahili/whatever language", "Wetin concern agbero with overload" etc.
I have met some exceptional people here too, especially one lady in California.

I can rily see nairaland induced impact frm ur signature... Buh wetin concern meslf? whc stil brings d same qustn; Wetin concern agbero wit ovaload??

.

RIP

greatgod2012: Yes oo madam CC, always correct, just yesterday, my sister's kids came to play with my kids, and along d line, one of them was begging for biscuits from one of my kids, and d next thing i overheard my first kid telling him is...."dont you have self-esteem, why would you be begging for something, are you a policeman?"
and d other kid answered him....." what is soo special there, everyone begs for one thing or d other" and my kids replied....."noooooooo, its a lie, i have never begged for anything and i've never seen any of my parent begging for anything from anyone, so, its not everyone that begs"..........blah, blah, blah.....
so, op, d basis of my story is that, it lies with d parent, whatever you train your kid with is what he will grow up to be, ......."train a child d way he shall go and when hes old, he will not depart from it"
Anyone that begs cant possibly have that self-esteem and cant attract respect from pple, so, its our duty to teach our children self-esteem, its very important, lets always teach them to be self-dependent and self reliance rather than thinking that someone will help them to solve their problems.
May God help us all.

The policeman part got me criouxly loooling. Choi, our police ofizas don sufa sotey smal pikin dey yab dem...

sage_: He appeared not to have ironed his clothes. Abi dem too not get light?

yes na. Abi u no knw ni, U don 4get wetin apen 4dir super bowl??

kbdrim: eRMM....creative I will say...will certainly make her laugh..which might raise his value..But this one no go raise MI height...Agbani is like 6 ft plus..MI is 4 Ft 2' How e wan work?

opposite poles attracts dey say...

gree-die:
**coughs**

Me slf get cough. Winks

tchidi: Brethren... My dstv subscription dey expire on sunday. I wan make una helep me so I can fit watch d finals! Give and it shall be given unto u, good measure,press down,.....

How do these Pastors do it that ppl start rushing forward to drop cheques?!

mine expired ystady had 2start lukin 4whr 2watch 2dys matches, d tin vex me die...

Freiburger: Taking of penalty kicks in football, should be introduced into the Ghanian primary education curriculum.

lwkmd

Selasie_D: lmfao but we owe u as u were the inspiration after all. Soon it'll be Ghana must come.*watch this space*

wow, am lovin dix lady alrdy 4ha maturity.
Proposes 2ha on ma knees: #plz marry me; so u'l b a nigerian b4 sunday as we ll be able 2celebrate our victory 2geda#

BankoleNco: [size=18pt]My security man Muhammadu Abubakar is heart broken right now. . . . He even use bomb threaten me when I was follow am joke! [/size]

Bros, na u dey threaten us wit bomb wit dix ya ogbonge english...

mrkels: In 15mins this coach has blown in favor of nigeria 10 times

wen coach begin dey officiate??

HamisAhmed: Love Your Neighbour As You Love Yourself.

we dnt af direct boder wit dem, so dey ar nt our neighbour...

Ivynwa:

Yeah something tells me that there's gonna be a Naija-Ghana face off.
I like our younger brothers Ghana but it's time to fix them up in their neat position so they will start respecting their big brother all over again. Lol lol
I still love you Ghanaians all the same.

Na u b dat 4dat pinshure??

Dreal1247: .
Red label & not lebel.
Meanwhile take it easyoo. Final match stil dey front. Up RUPER EAGLES!!!!!!.

d guy knws wot he is takin jare. Red lebel slf dey, dou it is china made sha...