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dejijohns(m): 9:48am On Jul 06, 2013
Y she no wear skirt climb the tree na??
dejijohns(m): 9:45am On Jul 06, 2013
Yungwizzzy: where my father dey wen dis men dey hustle??

Busy chasing ur mum...
dejijohns(m): 7:16pm On Jun 25, 2013
collynzo2: Please go straight to the point, don't use me as a means.
lol... No mind d bro, instead mak e jst pop d qustn e dey dre dey dull...

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dejijohns(m): 5:55pm On Jun 24, 2013
yuzedo: AYAGA!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy shocked grin
Bros chief swetuus Oyoyo, u no go findout if d tori na true??
dejijohns(m): 2:31pm On Jun 22, 2013
Snd a CV format & a cover letter to me too plz, email add: [email protected]
dejijohns(m): 10:35pm On Jun 21, 2013
Beaf!:


^
I read this line 5 times but still cannot compehend.

@topic
They are a menace to the society and needs to be flushed out and punished.
Bros, ur own english slf nah gri me COMPREHEND
dejijohns(m): 8:46am On Jun 19, 2013
4reigningqueen:

Nonononononoononono its TEMPO, you hear? TEMPO oya repeat after me
**picks up cain**
Nononononononononono bro, it is called cane not cain.. Oya repeat after me 'CANE'. U dnt wnt 2 repeat it bah?? **oya knee dwn dre cls ur eyes nd raise dat chair up**

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dejijohns(m): 8:30am On Jun 07, 2013
akd jr: Those kind of lake that never goes dry can be found in Igarra in Edo state called "Ivokoto" and it does not change due to climate or whatever that is were we get natural clean water from and it has been there over ages. The fish in the water are untouchable are no body kill them. So Australia should come and research more over here.
Bros na Ig u 4kum? I grew up dre... Is it dse lakes arund d rocks u tokin bou, cos I tink I knw dem nd yes dse lakes ar so clean...
dejijohns(m): 5:07pm On Apr 02, 2013
Chimerase: I just MANURE wit a hell of ion..gush embarassed
See ur lyf in d outsyd(wo aiye re lo de). 2much hate no make U fit construct simple nd correct english... Na joke I dey oo...
dejijohns(m): 5:01pm On Apr 02, 2013
Royaldee: How come nobody hates arsenal
Y shld I hate a club dat dsn't pose any threat 2ma club's ambition?? it is simply waste of tym nd energy 2do so...
dejijohns(m): 2:57pm On Mar 24, 2013
International calls nko??
dejijohns(m): 8:52am On Mar 23, 2013
toria1980: If dis is so tru, am gonna dance nake all d way frm my house to MTN. Office in jubilation undecided lipsrsealed
plz let me be d guy to play d music/drum...
dejijohns(m): 7:49am On Mar 14, 2013
groovie:

hey! abeg who fit help me do dat T shirt?
No wear am paz whr NSCDC offiz or ofizas dey oo. Dats all ma adviz 4U, as U b ma Oga @ d TOP....

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dejijohns(m): 1:41pm On Mar 10, 2013
Strauskhan1: How to tell her.
You: i wanna tell you somthin.
Girlfriend: whats that? (so inquisitive, thinking its wedding proposal).
You: your breath............
Girlfriend: what 'bout it? (gives an erratic look)
You: it 'smells' good smiley
Girlfriend: thanks.
You: but.........
Girlfriend: what?
You: it stinks!!!!!!!!!! :/
Seriously.....thats just how to say it, and I really cant assure you its gonna go well grin , make sure you keep your distance to avoid sporadic slaps. Lo ba tan. Se mo wi re?? grin grin
be ni...

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dejijohns(m): 1:39pm On Mar 10, 2013
Just tell ha dat her breath can raise the dead... Simple
dejijohns(m): 9:28am On Feb 28, 2013
Nairaland don rily try 4ma lyf wel wel. Ogbonge news wey I supos dey get frm oda sites nd forum for 5oKB nd above, Nairaland don helep me subsidize am wey b say if d news 2much na 30KB Seun dey colet frm me.....
Oga Seun more feathers 2ur Anus, no mata au strong d breeze blow pipl of dis world no go c ur nyansh...

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dejijohns(m): 9:16am On Feb 28, 2013
CFCfan: Nairaland has also taught me some new phrases and words like "Are you a learner"; "I laugh in Swahili/whatever language", "Wetin concern agbero with overload" etc.
I have met some exceptional people here too, especially one lady in California.
I can rily see nairaland induced impact frm ur signature... Buh wetin concern meslf? whc stil brings d same qustn; Wetin concern agbero wit ovaload??
dejijohns(m): 11:12am On Feb 25, 2013
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dejijohns(m): 11:07am On Feb 25, 2013
RIP
dejijohns(m): 11:36pm On Feb 23, 2013
greatgod2012: Yes oo madam CC, always correct, just yesterday, my sister's kids came to play with my kids, and along d line, one of them was begging for biscuits from one of my kids, and d next thing i overheard my first kid telling him is...."dont you have self-esteem, why would you be begging for something, are you a policeman?"
and d other kid answered him....." what is soo special there, everyone begs for one thing or d other" and my kids replied....."noooooooo, its a lie, i have never begged for anything and i've never seen any of my parent begging for anything from anyone, so, its not everyone that begs"..........blah, blah, blah.....
so, op, d basis of my story is that, it lies with d parent, whatever you train your kid with is what he will grow up to be, ......."train a child d way he shall go and when hes old, he will not depart from it"
Anyone that begs cant possibly have that self-esteem and cant attract respect from pple, so, its our duty to teach our children self-esteem, its very important, lets always teach them to be self-dependent and self reliance rather than thinking that someone will help them to solve their problems.
May God help us all.
The policeman part got me criouxly loooling. Choi, our police ofizas don sufa sotey smal pikin dey yab dem...
dejijohns(m): 2:48pm On Feb 07, 2013
sage_: He appeared not to have ironed his clothes. Abi dem too not get light?
yes na. Abi u no knw ni, U don 4get wetin apen 4dir super bowl??
dejijohns(m): 8:40am On Feb 07, 2013
kbdrim: eRMM....creative I will say...will certainly make her laugh..which might raise his value..But this one no go raise MI height...Agbani is like 6 ft plus..MI is 4 Ft 2' cool cool cool How e wan work? grin grin grin grin grin
opposite poles attracts dey say...
dejijohns(m): 12:48am On Feb 07, 2013
gree-die:
**coughs**
Me slf get cough. Winks
dejijohns(m): 12:33am On Feb 07, 2013
tchidi: Brethren... My dstv subscription dey expire on sunday. I wan make una helep me so I can fit watch d finals! Give and it shall be given unto u, good measure,press down,..... cry cry

How do these Pastors do it that ppl start rushing forward to drop cheques?! undecided undecided
mine expired ystady had 2start lukin 4whr 2watch 2dys matches, d tin vex me die...
dejijohns(m): 12:23am On Feb 07, 2013
Freiburger: Taking of penalty kicks in football, should be introduced into the Ghanian primary education curriculum. grin grin
lwkmd

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dejijohns(m): 12:16am On Feb 07, 2013
Selasie_D: lmfao but we owe u as u were the inspiration after all. Soon it'll be Ghana must come.*watch this space*
wow, am lovin dix lady alrdy 4ha maturity.
Proposes 2ha on ma knees: #plz marry me; so u'l b a nigerian b4 sunday as we ll be able 2celebrate our victory 2geda#

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dejijohns(m): 6:48pm On Feb 06, 2013
BankoleNco: [size=18pt]My security man Muhammadu Abubakar is heart broken right now. . . . He even use bomb threaten me when I was follow am joke! shocked[/size]
Bros, na u dey threaten us wit bomb wit dix ya ogbonge english...
dejijohns(m): 6:18pm On Feb 06, 2013
mrkels: In 15mins this coach has blown in favor of nigeria 10 times cheesy cheesy cheesy
wen coach begin dey officiate??

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dejijohns(m): 5:27pm On Feb 06, 2013
HamisAhmed: Love Your Neighbour As You Love Yourself.
we dnt af direct boder wit dem, so dey ar nt our neighbour...
dejijohns(m): 5:23pm On Feb 06, 2013
Ivynwa:

Yeah something tells me that there's gonna be a Naija-Ghana face off.
I like our younger brothers Ghana but it's time to fix them up in their neat position so they will start respecting their big brother all over again. Lol lol grin grin
I still love you Ghanaians all the same.
Na u b dat 4dat pinshure??
dejijohns(m): 5:01pm On Feb 06, 2013
Dreal1247: .
Red label & not lebel.
Meanwhile take it easyoo. Final match stil dey front. Up RUPER EAGLES!!!!!!.
d guy knws wot he is takin jare. Red lebel slf dey, dou it is china made sha...

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