NewStats: 3,265,410 , 8,186,647 topics. Date: Saturday, 14 June 2025 at 07:45 PM 475d4u

UNLEASHED: I'm new on this forum, please how do I get banned?

It is quiet simple, all u need 2do is derail a thread, insult OP, or fellow NLander. U can as well post indecent pix in an inappropriate thread. Wit al dix simple act, u'l b award'd wit a BAN....

free2ryhme:



u just did

U get tym oo, dix kyd of qustns no dey get ANS...

eastermaris: u meant an e r e c t I o n

na u tok dat 1 oo...

CFCfan:
I still dey learn am.
*slots in a Psquare VCD*

Dat 1 na longtin na. Kum, ma younga broda go tich U. Buh u go colet form 1st oo...

CFCfan:

It's gonna bring da roof down. The collabo go dey comparable with that of Wyclef Jean and Shakira. Only in this case, the voices, not the hips won't lie.

Choii, I don choke wit laftta...

CFCfan: There is no doubt that Tonto will 'blow' if signed on by Dbanj. Her voice is only comparable with that of Taylor Swift.

Anyway, I'm happy that another Tonto Dike thread made the frontpage. *dancing Azonto, etighi and gangnam style*

Alingo nko??

Studying Chemical Engrng, presently in my finals (Unilorin). Most difficult course- Process design. Battling wit ma project presently. Why ar chemical engrs called WAR HEADS?

T'base:
God go punish Oga banky oh i don swear say the day i go see him with out his cap i go put my penis in between a door and slam it oga banky you know go see better show this year

sheyb u don see im head nw, oya na go do d joystick slammin abi mak I kum hlp U

T'base:
God go punish Oga banky oh i don swear say the day i go see him with out his cap i go put my penis in between a door and slam it oga banky you know go see better show this year

sheyb u don see im head nw, oya na go do d joystick slammin abi mak I kum hlp U

TechRev: One night there was blackout at our office, i ran to the gate house to change over and then went to put on the gen at the back of the hous. 20 mins later i and my boss heard gunshots. We saw a group of 20 armed policemen at our gate, it was 2am. We went to ask what their mission was, and one police man with blood all over his arm pointed at me saying the one with the red shirt. The dpo then told us that the bleeding police man saw me running towards the gen and thought i was an armed robber, he fired at me three times and the gun jammed three times without releasing a bullet. When he felt i and my coworker were coming for him, he jumped the fence and had his arm cut by the barbed wire. He made his way backto the station and then came back with more policemen. I was like wtf. So had the gun not jammed i would be corpse now. Was scared and yet grateful to God.

TechRev: One night there was blackout at our office, i ran to the gate house to change over and then went to put on the gen at the back of the hous. 20 mins later i and my boss heard gunshots. We saw a group of 20 armed policemen at our gate, it was 2am. We went to ask what their mission was, and one police man with blood all over his arm pointed at me saying the one with the red shirt. The dpo then told us that the bleeding police man saw me running towards the gen and thought i was an armed robber, he fired at me three times and the gun jammed three times without releasing a bullet. When he felt i and my coworker were coming for him, he jumped the fence and had his arm cut by the barbed wire. He made his way backto the station and then came back with more policemen. I was like wtf. So had the gun not jammed i would be corpse now. Was scared and yet grateful to God.

Na God save U faaa...

Amenn.... Api new year to all NLanders

money-hungry :

shut UP and sit DOWN!.

luv dat *SIT DOWN* part...

#80million:
*speechless*

AGBALUMO IS FINALY OUT!

Wat is ya own wit agbalumo na??:-P
Same tin u wrote on Mercy Johnson's thread....

Kslib: A Nigerian discovers a way to use Garri as fuel...

It is possible...

#80million:
*speechless*

she gave birth same time Agbalumo came out!

Meaning??

mxxpunkxx!:


it's Nde Ala which means Mad People

mxxpunkxx!:


it's Nde Ala which means Mad People

realsammie: op, wat abt the guy that wears kaftan and babariga with cap?

He is from maiduguri, run frm him; he carry bomb.

Me no c any photo oo.

Whc kyd meeting b dix wey dey tak pesin tym naa, dat orobo 4hauz go kiss ma alomo finish...

politician: If Ȋ̝̊̅ catch this Op!! ## picks gloves, drink seaman schnapps with straw!!, top it with alomo##

Sniffs some skunks!!

Why everybody dey take head waka#

Wit all dix 1 wey u tak y pipl no go use head waka 4ur eyes. Go lie dwn ma frnd...

alfredo4u: FG declares friday 28 Nairaland GARRI Day. Live on CTV. Pls, can som1 confirm?

Stop derailing dix thread wit garrilated talks, btw whc station be CTV??

Ucheosefoh: I hope u are nt the only child of ur parent cus if so they are childless

Ucheosefoh: I hope u are nt the only child of ur parent cus if so they are childless

hahahaaaaaa

vivian chinaza:

I'm good. Stressful day! Menh..... I don cook so tey my waist hurts. Merry xmas too.

Oouu, na waist u use cook??

U ar d only cockroach in ma cupboard...
Ur mess(fart) is ma perfume...
Ur pant ma handkerchief...
I luv U ma nokia C1...

Kwara St. Ilorin ni faaa...

Luk left, luk right, luk left again... # mess, throw banger & run away#
Merry xmas NLanders...

Mcdugull:

This will be my last Cr.ack this year!

I pray u'l b able 2kip dix ur new yr resolution...

seedord247:

Is that how u look on ya profile.... Menh am scared od comin to naija to search for a wife

harshhh. God dey watch U on HD ooo...

freecocoa: Have we fought before? I swear I don't even .

Now you see that most of the fights here mean nothing. Merry xmas to you too sweets.

Merry xmas 2me(sweets) too bah??

seedord247:

Epe??.... Just 14 hours to xmas

Bros whc1 b ya own naa?? U jst dey mak mata worse..

Prodigee: You re obviously high on Rozay.

Rozay 4 whr? We wey dey drink rozay no dey spit trash lik dix. Na monkey tail d guy ai oo...

Troll: Yes They Probably Are...But Being Mean Doesn't Make Them Wicked. Some Are Just Strict Because They Don't Want To Be Seen As A "Weak Vessel"
My Former Boss (Madam) Was Mean And One Could Almost Shyte In Their Pants When She's Approaching You, But She Was A Generous Lady. That Benevolence Alone Earned Her Much Love And Appreciation.




...Meanwhile I Almost Made It, If Y'All Know What I Mean.

Almost made it into ha pant abi almost made it to b 1st to comment, na whc one??