NewStats: 3,259,170 , 8,169,283 topics. Date: Saturday, 24 May 2025 at 05:45 AM 193l38

Where's our resident baby lawyer when you need her ..

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Folake4u .

Help us understand, if this law is vice versa or not
And in what way can we beat this law in courst against our scorned spouses ...

If this is not vice versa then it's total shiit...

KennethEnyi:


Uplift who?
Is it his job to uplift anybody?
Is he God?

He just said he's got no poor friends .

He must have a tight circle in which everyone of them actively uplift their selves abi na all him friends then born with silver spoon for mouth

G0odharddick:
Understand that women are only with you because of what they're benefiting, it could be your attention, money, gifts etc

You don’t win a woman’s heart by doing things for her. You win her heart by making her do things for you

What do you mean by making her do things for you .

Faposky95:
Nobody wan write Nyash ..big big ones....only to see the real thing......Lauuuddddd.

artificially packaged breast only to see the real thing and get irked ..

FitCorper:
Giving my commitment too early, but I learnt d hard way, now I only show care until I Bleep u, then I’m back to lone mode, if u like call me 50 times or cry blood professing hw much u love me, I go just de look u de sip my monkey tail. If u mumu finish u go find another guy deceive. My biggest fear is that I may never love again, I just take people as they are and the biggest way to make me run is talking about love or relationship. My guy said I’m experiencing the hoe phase.

I get this thing where I unconsciously withdraw when the lady starts mouthing the love word to me .

I feel like I don't wanna get caged with that word ...

cr7lomo:
This is why i will bever buy food in a local store... if it isn't a reputable restaurant, I will rather eat a home.... yhank goodness I don't have poor friends , even if I did , I will never eat at their place .... another reason why I only buy chicken in restaurant, not meat

.kpele ..

You don't have poor friends .. Did you uplift everyone of them to be like you??

greygoblings:


There are different kinds of rats, some can be eaten and some will make you sick. The common gutter and house rats - Rattus Rattus, are dirty and are not safe to eat as they carry diseases. The one the OP is preparing is called a Gambian Pouched Rat. Some people call it rabbits but they are more in the family of chipmunks and squirrels as they have pouches in their mouths they use in carrying food. They eat clean things like corn, rice, cassava, yam and so on... They are eating in almost every part of Africa and are also used as pets and mine detectors. Some don't eat it because of where they live sometimes, those that live far from humans are cleaner and live in burrows in bushes. Those that live near humans can live in burrows, pile of blocks, uncompleted buildings, anthills and broken septic tanks. So, in summary, they are edible.

how did a gambian pouch rat get to Nigeria ..

Aren't they breeds native to Australia 😒😒😒

Whois:
You'll purge if you don't cook the okete well ; Speaking from experience

this wan no be okete jare.. this one na confirm rat..

But but hold on ...

They say pouch rat are only inhabitants of Australia .. where oo come see him own pouch rat abi them migrate come your side ..

Op you sure say no be normal rat wey fat naim you dey chop so ..

.. cause this don't look like a grass cutter

fineeyez:



What part of Ibadan

oje, beere, molete iyana church, olodo

I go enjoy this thread for these few days..


The lamentation would be legendary

Assnal fans how market .. una jnr brother is going home with an eurooean trophy .. what say you

NinjaMetahuman:
I hope man u will keep amorim till next season so they can sack him after 10 games like ten hag and tank the rest of the season again

they're keeping him..

Omoh assnal fans go hear am well from these spurs fans wella

Ibime:
Anything party, Richarlison will be leading even if he no kick ball all season. Chicken dance man.

but he represented well in today's game

Griffon:


I’ll gladly drop Salah for him.

his position there is on lock .. replace him with raphinha instead..

Meti99:
The generation thatt has been ruling since 1980s are the smartest..
In politics
In business
In religion
In academics..
Thatt generation still rule through the globe

Macron is not from that generation

Gucciboy:
Team of the season. You can't win balon d'or if you're not here.

This is unfair on yamal

🤭🤭🤭

🚨 Chelsea could prioritise the sale of Andrey Santos this summer. 😳🇧🇷

He has impressed on loan at Strasbourg this season and his value is at its peak, estimated between €50M-€60M. 🤑

(Source: @sport)



So upon all the hype from this thread .

This guy no go ever feature for Chelsea

🤭🤭🤭

airmark:


And I trashed all of them. No 3 successful dribbles in the videos.

Wear your glasses and watch again ..

This your agenda no enter jare ..

airmark:


Mention the three players he dribbled and the match.

I already dropped thematches and someone has dropped videos already..

airmark:


we are talking about the better dribbler.

Help Raumdeuter out by showing where Salah dribbled at least 3 players before scoring like the one below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEisRCOBdwU

bruh .. he dribbled past one in this ..

Where you see four players..

airmark:



This is god-mode in dribbles. Rest.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sylhmdRfgw

. He dribbled one and ran past the rest .. how is that four ..


Wtf .. lol

airmark:


I knew you wouldn't be able to even show where Salah dribbled 3 not to talk of 4. The highest Salah did was to dribble 2 players to score.

during klopp tenure against mancity and arsenal ..

Was it spurs or Watford ..

Salah never dribble three players to score ke ..

You're probably just clowning..

Did no one noticed that tweet is south African

☹️

So he really is a Trent upgrade??

BlueRayDick:


Na everything Sallah use Hazard.

Maybe hazard has more flair than Salah .. but when it's comes to all around football abilities including an eyes for target es ..

Salah is up above ... But when it comes to flair(maneuver dribbling) .. hazard edges him .

Just as you can compare hazard to Neymar/ v. Jnr when it comes to that aspect..

. Lamine yamal vs hazard ..
who is better??

hensben:
Never seen any player idolizing Salah but on nairaland ‘he is better than Hazard’. I guess late tap-ins and penalty rarely show the whole game’s performance.

how many players has idolized hazard

Who is this one

Oh you were thinking a man u player would idolize, have you seen a Liverpool idolize rooney??

andrewbaba44:


Man U no go upgrade after winning Europa league
Chelsea will be Chelsea with maresca
Arsenal still have arteta ,I don’t even know what to say

Pep might have lost it

So for now you remain the favorite to win the league again

I hope so .. but that pep can switch things up