NewStats: 3,263,950 , 8,182,046 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 12:25 AM 4o4

so if I toast u now ull marry me??



Let the toasting begin.....

Erm erm..... Where do I start from...... I want us to be erm.... Let us come together as..........

askibee:
my simple take on this, if a lady walk up to me and ask me out I will not only DATE her but marry her for being bold

haaah...... Craziest of them all.

henro4niger:

Guy was about to say the same thing

crazy dude......


Hehehe.... Let us come and be going .......


Negative and positive=Aladin.

SirL0neWolf:


All hail Aladyn!!
Lemme take u to wadiya bebe

the dictator.... Mhen I can watch that movie 10 times in a day.

MrSavage:
kidney spoil

boo of life....

askibee:




yes baby cupcake

I'm eating now, u care for some?

askibee:




dats NYC......u don chop

what's the title of the movie?

that any one that goes to t b Joshua's church is possessed.

weekend z cool, just listening to "katapult"......

askibee:



bae swt nobody fit steal me away from u, me and u na five and six.....hw is d weekend swiry

baby boo ...... U left me in this lonely world!


Wait o, abi another babe don steal u away from me??

askibee:



booboo baby hw u

hahaha...... I laugh in pidgin!! Op z fair... Still looking for the fair one sha........


But u guys are cute

distilledwalex:

Best response ever.. Na we dey confuse this women ah sweh... But truth be told. .. If na me.. I go fear too... If my wife they quiet more dan normal.. Sis i dey try do everything to engage her ooo.. Fear women right!! But quiet me.. Run for your life

Fredrick Leonard is..... and he's no there

..... Save me from what??

obinna58:

I was only trying to save u

why u do this to my poor kids??

obinna58:

U asking why
What explanation do u want from me

hahahahahaha lmao



Bet why??

obinna58:

Even the people u think u know have the mark

Bia o uncle Lala, do u have a reminder on ur phone on all this celebs them b'day?


Hbd sir......

no be attention she need? Make we help her reach at least one page

Jodha:



. See as yhu just settle down dey derail that babe thread ... Yhu no get chill at all

oh ye of little faith!!

Jodha:



My president thought me to trust no one

are u related to Thomas? U dey doubt me.....

Jodha:



Ehn we must sign contract first.. With the mods

If not ahdonbelivit...

don't worry, when Dem wan ban u, I go switch place with u...

What are friends for

Jodha:
c
Nah lie... Babe ah no do.. When ah find the trouble finish... Dem go ban me alone

Ah kant go back to that kirikiri

kikikiki..... Trouble maker, but don't worry sha continue, I gat ya back


Hehehehe...... Fire oku! Fire her!

Jodha:


So nobody don bash her... No No no.. Allow me to lash this girl.. Ah no dey sing song.. My voice haf Crack

Op.. Attention seeking moro-n.. Must yhu publicly display yhur stupidity.. We've noticed yhu.. Oya go sidan..

Mods afa nah.. Nah joke ade oo

were I come from, we call it madness!

vanida6:
Mtcheeeewww


Iz dat a proper dressing,,,nd if dey call her a wh.o.r.e now she will tink it an abused

z this necessary? Funny enough ure not getting bashed! That's odd. But u would av just roll with the flow...... Garrit


Ure welcome sha!...... Wey ma babes lets sing welcoming song... Aderola15, jodha

Una no go epp her, she's really confused!


I don't think I've ever read any of her comment where she made sence!!

AjiChris:
you married?

hehehehe...

Tazdroid:
You want it to scale through first, second and third readings of the Nairaland House of Assembly before you finally send it to her?

hmmmm..... How do I put this in a way that wouldn't hurt ur feelings....




GO FVCK YOURSELF!

Berlynn:
who tf is you?