NewStats: 3,265,100 , 8,185,662 topics. Date: Friday, 13 June 2025 at 01:06 PM i1626

ok sir..... U have been noticed! Carry ur wahala and go!!



*yawns* No strength for trolling tonight..... try me tomao.....

Charliiee:
what tha fook is wrong with you? Why do you find it so hard to believe a young lady can actully try to make an honest living? 'Cos you need to spread your legs to get money doesn't mean every lady does too.

lolz........ Home service!! I can imagine

generalbush:


Baby... That is why some jobs require Home service!! Hahahaha...

wtf?? ....... Imagine ure the barber.........

generalbush:


Take him to a barber....

And shave his bumbum!!

I'll be chilling with erujeje and colanut, with this fresh breeze outside in my village when the bashing begins...




Op, prepare ursef...

defile ke? Abi na she go defile op,....... Most of these babes selling on the streets are professional oloshos using it as "backup" trace them well, ull c they have kids with separate daddy's


Op z selling lies, and I'm not buying!!

BUTCHCASSIDY:

He probably asked her to pay him a visit so he can defile her

I see.................




And by hustling spirit, u mean her hustle for guys and using bananas and groundnut as cover up?? Do u think that's y she gave u her numba?? Btw, hope say u don call her?? cos na falling hand!


I know say my oversabi don dey too much

kayo80:


You know the funny thing, I didn't want to collect it at first cos I didn't want it to seem like I had ulterior motive. But she said, "you didn't even collect my number" when I was leaving, so I had to. Honestly, I was just drawn to her hustling spirit.

the bananas look like roasted plantain....

Khd95:
But these bananas tho

they look like something wey dem harvest from witch farm


anyways,God uplift u in ur endeavours,but uplift ur banana first

then y don't I believe u? Swear say u no collect her ....

kayo80:


Yes mam.

nice..........


But u want to tell me that that's all u guys discussed??

I mean business o......

Its not a joke

jonaifame22:
u mean the love or which one? Pls be serious cos dnt take women's words for a joke

for u yes!! But not for me oo



Babes my age don get 4 kids for my place.....o abi u wan turn me ancient of days??

ikp120:
Don't worry my love. 7 years is okay baby.

wow..... this thread na d.i.e....... I've missed alot!!


Askibee how do u c it? Abi that ring no dey valid again?? I go soon clock 25 o...

sure u can..... I mean seven years is not that long now is it?

But me akant wait o, except u wanna be my husband number 2

ikp120:

I can't wait to get married to Darbeelicous my one and only love.

start?? We've started already na

jonaifame22:

Yes I concur,so how do we start?

lolz....... All pastors with their various philosophy!! Most of them don't make sense sha! Bunch of confused fellows!!

pxjosh:
Yesterday one pastor on TV said the more you pray the more your angels increase.. I was like wtf is this one saying

darbeelicous what do you have to say?

u no serious o..... If u take my advice now and start making money now I'll not rememba me again! Plz don't kee urself ure my key to a door of riches that's if u concur!


Btw, I'm far from beautiful......

jonaifame22:

I compose a poem 4 u,u say I'm wastin away on NL
U're falln my hand , is it because u're a fine girl.
And u're very sweet lyk ralia the sugar girl
And I shown signs dt I value u lyk a fine pearl
Now ur ego s bigging n ur head come dey swell
Pls dnt let me commit suicide by jumpn in a well
Or maybe in lagos lagoon lyk doctor orji allwell

its Joseph prince again

exactly!!




But I still don't believe all these miracles truly happened sha.....

akintom p :-Xost=55635551:

At all these "healing crusade" charade, the healthy folks are always the experimental group, while the sick folks are condemned on the slab of "they don't have faith".

u know that if u actually write down all these ur poems for sale, ull make money like mad...... They here dey waste ur talent for nl.

jonaifame22:

I thought u're bad, neva knew u a gud child.
Talkn abt me, me too I'm not a bad child.
Now the issue of using my rod,I'll let it slide.
So I'll use my hands to travel ur body,lyk a jolly ride
I'll tke away ur bra,ur boobs wil hv no where 2 hide
I'll kiss u allover n smooch u,and I'll be very mild.
Buh if ur body look 4 my trouble I'll be very wild
Nd if ur body behaves,I'll only suck it lyk infant child

happy Easter to u my boo of life!! So u no call me abi?

askibee:
deerbilicious
ginaz
beebeeoh
lala
mynd44
oga seun
prettyhausagirl
tosyne2much
prettythicksme


and everybody at large happy easter

lolz u have started again..... Plz keep ur rod of correction I'm a good shild!!

jonaifame22:

Sweet darbeelcious u pamper me wth all dis kiss.
My chest will burst frm all this kiss.
My brain has dabaru like I have psychosis.
Dis kiss is sending a message to my pe'nis.
And very very soon I'll catch you I promise.
And u'll pullover lyk in a checkpoint n I'm d police.
And for all dis hot kisses I'll ister justice.
Wth my rod of correction, biology calls it pe'nis.
We will roll on top of ourselves like boris.
My room is safe,nobody will come ,so no worries.

ikp120:

I love that baby. You're the best baby! **Kisses**

lolz..... Size doesn't matter o, as long as it's very ripe......

ikp120:

Lolzzz
Sure I have very big and fresh plantain my love

gcof:
so if you are the topic, what will it change?

odd combination! I prefer fried plantain sha....... If u have it, then I'll come...

ikp120:

Thanks baby and same to you .

When are you coming to eat the rice with banana?

take more kisses.... hope it revives u......

jonaifame22:

A kiss for me oh my God.

Who I be?

zarzar's ass of course! Why would he open a thread like this if he isn't licking her ass? In fact, op z d district chairman arselicking association nl romance section chapter!!

konjishild:

who's ass is he licking

I'm cool baby! Happy Easter....... No finish that rice o....

ikp120:

What's up my love?

is my mind open? How do u know what I'm thinking........ But its cool sha, wetin concern me



Thanks, yes they're my crazy siblings and no, I don't base in anambra!!.......

gbenga4sure:

No it's not what you think. Anyway I like your dp.Are u based in Anambra and are they your siblings @dp

arselicker.....

same dear..... Oya take kiss

jonaifame22:
Happy easter.

Mcbrooklyn.
Obontami.
Sinaj.
Tee59.
Lepasharon.
Darbeelicous.
Butchcassidy


And everyone on NL.

Pls do have a sucksexful easter celebration.

Thank you

I'll be polite and say........
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Gerharhahere mhen, u lack logistics!!