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Chongaiman: 7:34am On Nov 27, 2024
Just here for those of you here that used to proclaim that GEJ's rule was the worst possible thing to have happened to Naija. How market? May God continue to run your life unlike that "terrible" time. Ciao.

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Chongaiman: 9:56am On Feb 27, 2022
OLAADEGBU:


Who are you calling Christians, Obama? undecided

No sir.
Chongaiman: 9:51am On Feb 27, 2022
@OP, you meant surface-to-air missiles, right?

@SarkinYarkin, rocket launchers don't have recoil action.
Chongaiman: 12:21pm On Feb 27, 2021
Be careful what you wish for. Change (or is the Next Level?) has reached Abubakar.

Chongaiman: 9:52pm On Feb 22, 2020
Christians being blamed again for the misadventures of muslims.
Chongaiman: 12:57pm On Feb 22, 2020
1. Read in a foreign magazine years back. Man had suspicions about his daughter. Secret DNA test turned out negative. Confronted wife who didn't take kindly to the allegation. Wifey's DNA test also turned out negative. Hospital was ed and birth records checked.

Outcome? The babies were switched at birth.

2. She claimed I was her baby's daddy. I neither accepted nor denied paternity until DNA confirmation. The intervening period was intermittently encomed with pleadings, threats or both from baby mama. Had DNA test a couple of years later without baby mama's knowledge or consent.

Outcome? Zilch chance I was baby daddy. Cost of DNA test: <#100k. Reward of DNA test: priceless.

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Chongaiman: 3:05pm On Feb 02, 2020
I get am before no be property.

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Chongaiman: 1:45pm On Dec 18, 2019
When there is life, there is hope. The downfall of a man is not the end of his life.

BTW, if you are among those that chant "Dino good, Bubu bad," you need serious deliverance to remove the veil covering your eyes.

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Chongaiman: 1:26pm On Dec 18, 2019
Look on the bright side @OP. Have you considered negotiating with dad for a pocket money raise? You could also engage in similar negotiation with aunty.


Thank me later for maintaining the peace in your family.

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Chongaiman: 5:53pm On Dec 17, 2019
post=84996209:
This is unprecedented in the history of Nigeria...

You occasionally remind me of the sheep in George Orwell's "Animal Farm." Keep up the good work, hailing hailer!

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Chongaiman: 5:20pm On Dec 14, 2019
Abeg is Bubu a derogatory name? I kinda like it.

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Chongaiman: 7:43am On Dec 08, 2019
A'uzubillahi!

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Chongaiman: 6:40pm On Dec 07, 2019
Una say wetin?

Chongaiman: 12:16am On Dec 06, 2019
Why such? If Bubu can govern 9ja from London why can't Kalu represent his constituents from Ikoyi Prison?

Meanwhile, jo soapy loading...

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Chongaiman: 10:01pm On Nov 28, 2019
She could start with the Nairaland BMC crew. I wish they could experience the epiphany of Barcanista and Berem.
Chongaiman: 9:39pm On Nov 28, 2019
Why did @aishauju delete her/his ? What can we say about the myriads of women that sleep with others' husbands?
Chongaiman: 9:00pm On Nov 28, 2019
Atta boy! You just demonstrated that the majority (Igala) had their say while the minority (Ebira) had their way! Upper level loading for Kogites! Brace yourselves! The journey will be rough.
Chongaiman: 8:55pm On Nov 28, 2019
@OP
You were neither wrong nor harsh. The fact remains that there is no romance without finance. Good luck in your subsequent endeavours!

Meanwhile,
Lionpikin:
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maynation:
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Noblemarce:
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una cups go full one day

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Chongaiman: 8:29pm On Nov 28, 2019
The guy looks terribly aged as is customary with presiding over the affairs of the US. Meanwhile, Bubu just dey fresh...

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Chongaiman: 5:09pm On Nov 16, 2019
Could that be the Call of the River Nun?

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Chongaiman: 2:54pm On Nov 11, 2019
seyiolami2016:

...In the Arabic Bible, God is called Allah. That is how God is called in Arabic language. Same way the Yoruba Bible calls God "Olorun..."

...Arabic is a language like English, like French, like German, like Spanish, like Hindi, like Yoruba, Hausa and Ibo. It is not a religion...

Is Allah also called "Olorun" in the Yoruba translation of the Qur'an?

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Chongaiman: 1:47pm On Oct 19, 2019
Chai! What is this claptrap about Igala being the majority ethnic group in Kogi? Who will believe what we have seen? An Ebira governor changing his Igala deputy like underwear? Notin Akpan no go see for kitchen.

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Chongaiman: 8:38am On Aug 28, 2019
@OP

Sideburns is the word.
Chongaiman: 10:27am On Jul 21, 2019
MDsambo:
What do you understand by this bulama's cartoon??

Lalasticlala Mynd44

The media is giving the public the (false?) impression that Fulani (herdsmen) are responsible for the murderous acts committed by others.

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Chongaiman: 9:52pm On Feb 09, 2019
@OP
Resorts is the word, not results.

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Chongaiman: 6:10am On Jan 21, 2019
@OP
You are not European. Your poor grasp of English, poor spelling and style betray you. Get serious with your life.
Chongaiman: 1:28pm On Dec 13, 2018
Having witnessed and experienced change, BRF is now singing a different discordant tune.

Chongaiman: 7:42am On Dec 06, 2018
Volksfuhrer:
Buhari is gem.

He was Minister of Petroleum in the seventies: he didn't arrange oil blocks for himself, not even a petrol station! The great self control he exercises in the face of humongous "temptation" to line his coffers with filthy lucre is just incredible!

Buhari isn't perfect, but Sai Baba is the best available to retire those crooks in the party called...yea, you know the name.

And that's why Yusuf Buhari was involved in an accident on a cheap Jincheng bike.

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Chongaiman: 7:33pm On Nov 10, 2018
Bobrisky
Bisi Alimi
Kehinde Bademosi
Jide Macaulay
John Adewoye
Denrele...

All hail the shining lights from the sophisticated region cool

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Chongaiman: 12:58pm On Oct 29, 2018
Ishilove:
So what happens to women who sleep with married men?

I too wonder - seeing that many lasses would go into relationships with married men without qualms! What is good for Greece should be good enough for Uganda.

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Chongaiman: 5:06pm On Oct 25, 2018
ChrisMafian:

Ganduje didn't receive any bribe. The video is doctored.
Anyway this is what kano indigenes have to say.

Are those kids old enough to vote?
Chongaiman: 3:52pm On Sep 11, 2018
Baba One Chance has spoken grin

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