NewStats: 3,261,727 , 8,174,928 topics. Date: Friday, 30 May 2025 at 10:15 AM 6w545m

In Chris Brown's voice *Take it to the Head*

Wiz-Prince:
Good Talk! But what is wrong with this ASUU/FG sef, No Corporation.

Odeelabi

in your certificate, what did they write there? Is it B. Ed or B. Sc(ed) because I'm reading a/an Educational course over here and on my eligibility form, it's B. Sc(ed) that's written there, please enlight me

i just tenk God, dat's all, drop N100, pastor, i need change for t.fare oh

I just tire

blink182: u de ugbowo and u de find ashy abi u be visitor?

I be student jor, I nor know ekosodin, and as this strike nor one call off, konji wan kill man here jor..... Please help with info bro

bros, which Syd for Benin? I dey fyd ashy house oh, I dey ugbowo, and how much them they charge? nd how the babes them be?

Joe50: I WANT GOD TO BLESS ME WITH THE RIGHT MAN - Genevieve Nnaji
http://world-newspapper..com/2013/08/i-want-god-to-bless-me-with-right-man.html

oboy, is that the spelling of newspaper? Everybody just 1 make money by force... smh4u *Dashes him brighter grammer* u for like go school first na?

that dude must be good in bed... No beefing plz!

carzola: Is not working buh the 5kobo open ur leg for me to fork cheat code is stil working..

lol eediot

Pls update me on any job available, job needed urgently in benin city

berem:
staple food item among Nigerians,
especially the youth, who are often
too busy to access cooked food.

So the product was targeted at youths to be drinking gari whenever they don't have access to food? what happened to noddles, cornflakes and golden morn which are instant foods? Well...... issokay!

How dare u compare noddles to my garri? Don't provoke me this morning oh!

asking a Nigerian like me? Well...
























The Price of garri remains the same!

The truth of the matter be say, either say she wowo, or her punny up for bleeping, I don't call a girl fine girl! If she's fine, then i'll tell her all the wowo things of her life, just 2 make her loose her self esteem for me 2 enter... Sefini

Same old stories! I've read all my books to boredom! I give up!

ops oshofree go kill u 1 day

your name says it all! BARKET!

what is afro candy? Is it a new hair style?

all i need is loveeee... That's all, but she should be intelligent 2!

@ ops, where is the sexy? Show me the sexy *runs of to get a SHARP CUTLASSU* your own don finish TODAY

so how will this bring lite 2 my village? Or upgrade my g.p?

Usain Bolt can run all sort of race right?
Can he run mad?

you people is the one that know, me, i've not eat since morning

Your mother hits you for being rude...u
storm out in anger... ur boy friend hits
you, you sit down,cry...and say "I love
u".you are a FOOL... Add yours now

on behalf of seun: I AM SORRY!

Note: Don't read this if you haven't eaten since morning... Or you may find yourself dead!

Attempt all questions.
Time: 1hr 30mins

Section A

1. What are the names of the two
people holding hands when you
switch on a Nokia phone ?
2. If the past tense of Take is Took,
what is the past tense of Make ?
3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why ?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ?
6. Who ate the missing part of the
apple logo?

SECTION B

1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formula,
calculate the diameter of elegushi
beach. (take pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is Adaobi ?
4. If your X-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire after you broke up, find the value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to
deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same
occasion?

SECTION C

1) Tuface was given a Prado and
Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D'Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss.
2) Write an essay of 1,500 words on 'My Oga At The Top' NO SIDE TALK/CHEAT