NewStats: 3,262,043 , 8,175,950 topics. Date: Saturday, 31 May 2025 at 04:07 PM 3s1r4q

ayav her skype i.d, she's madly in luv with mi!

Oh! Covenant university? U mean that university that dey just built in the sahara desert? Gud news, i guess i av lectures dis morning, *grabs my bag nd headin 2 class*

what is guru? Is he from the indian desert? Make una wat first, wat if dis man here mentioned pastor E.A Adeboye? Or Winners chapel's bishop? I knw dis pagans atheism ppl will still talk that they went 2 see him truly, i just adjourn u guys dat are reasonable here shuldn't be angry with d post of some ppl, NL IS A PLACE FOR ALL, MADT MEN, DWAFT BRAINS, ND ILLITERATES, I KNW MOST PPL HERE ARE LEARNERS! Dose fools will neva knw d truth, they will keep on learning till thy kingdom cums!

homesteady:
Do you guys receive lectures in Agric Faculty?

yes, are u in agric?

Abeg! Abeg!! ! Remove this fuckin post from the front page! I NO WAN HEAR anytin about ARSENAl! Na dec we dey! Christmas don reach! Make i celebrate christmas with ease! I no wan get HEART ATTACK!

claps# she failed! Out of the competition!

any EPCS student here?or FACULTY OF EDUCATION STUDENT here? add me on 2go @ceospecial2... nd let's chat it up! i nid 2 make frendz

PUSSY 4 A WHILE! NiGGA 4 LIFE!

:DPUSSY 4 A WHILE! NiGGA 4 LIFE!

adjain: I wonder why women have the 'right' to wear sexy underwear while men have, until quite recently, only ass-covering materials to boast of. It is mind-boggling. Why did this happen? I am guessing that this is rooted in the age-long tradition that the men are the savages, the hunters, and women are the prey, the hunted – and in that fashion, they need to properly package the 'goods' so that they can be effectively 'preyed' upon.

We (the men) are relieved that underwear makers have finally woken up from this dogma, and realized that even in the animal kingdom, female animals are now known to do the 'chasing'. I mean, peahen actually 'bid', while the peacock struts about with his 'sexy' feathers.

The good thing, at least, is that now, men's underwear are also a priority in the fashion world, and they can now be bought in Nigeria! There are quite a number of underwear designs available to make any woman blush to see a man in all his 'glory'.

Let it not be said that when it comes to underwear, it's a woman's world, biko.

Oga! Where for yaba be your store dey? I wan buy my xmas boxer!

kingsceemark:

Am going for D1CK surgery, is 2 heavy for me

[ SMH! nd na persin born this 1 so

o'boy:
wooooow,immediately i saw this pics,i got a message from my bank that i ve been credited with 10k,praise the lord

[ nd then U woke up 4rm ur slumber!

4. Banging your head against
a wall uses 150 Calories an
hour.
@ ops ya fada!

eNd Time! Give ur life to Jesus! Gbagaun!

[color=#990000][/color] Terminate! Terminate!! TERMINATE!!! Arsene wenger must go! Ha! Dem nor dey tell person this kind tin ke? Sacking tins on my mind! Gardy boi! I'll employ u next yr!

#toto, i have dick 4 u! 9.5 inches if u care! It's chocolate in color, nd it produces white nutritious, undiluted milk! Sorry! I'll use a CONDOM to avoid STD OR HIV!

! !! !!! U're one of the ppl dat is nt making nigeria 2 move forward! How can u put this on front page? The Most Insulted Nigerian Public Figure In 2012 - error! Error!! Error!!!

Dis guys bad sha! Dem don expose Ghana Yansh!

DAT BABE NA WARRI BABE! Na Moni she dey find!

MESSI! This is a one in a lifetime opportunity, get D fu*k Up and play!

blocx03: guy go check ur relocating result 4 whyt woman office,i do c mine,av been moved 2 mascum,bt em neva am on line

plz whr is the white lady's office?

any aspirant who's living in off k? Maybe BDPA or Ekosodin or not far 4rm gate sha, dat nid a rummate, plz i want 2 apply oh! Cos they didn't give me hostel accomodation! Am just frustrated here! I have 2 run go asaba every weekend, i dey carry all my clothes 4 bag lyk load of sin! lol... Just add me on 2go @ceospecial2 if u nid a rummate, make we talk, @least it's nt bad if 4 guys rent a sef con, we can share d rum into 2 per rum, nd we 4 using d same bathrum nd toilet, justsayin

blocx03: .bt y e cum b unda edu?

i don't lyk d remain options of chem, phy, or maths jor, so i requested for out of the faculty relocation! I pray dat dey shud grant my request!

The last time i bought 1 cup of red garri in the market, it was N30per cup. I ask why so? Cos i always buy it at d rate of N20 per cup, nd 3cups for N50! so i learnt that the flood disaster that happened in some part of d state affected them.... I'm on my way 2 d market 2 buy 3cups of garri 4 dis afternun! Eba tins on my mind, plus Egusi soup with crayfish, nd those dry small small black mallam cat fish! Anybody who cares for a hand of Eba should go hug trans4ma, cos i just finished makin my soup, nd water 4 Eba dey fire! Mtchew! @ least i don talk my own, as long as say Nairaland go dey allow anything make front page, me sef go put!

blocx03: we in dsame boat,y em wan relocate u?

[tank God i've seen my relocatin partners! Whr dem dey carry una go? Mine is 4rm Comp.Sci 2 Comp.Sci education, my choice sha, cos they said i didn't have 1 out of Econs or Geo!.... God dey sha!

this op don talk am finish, na 2 go my grandpa house go find achive book 2 change my name 2! That's why i'm happy my grandpa nor go skul!

justi4jesu: please house also see if you can translate this pidgin to English

"E DON TEY WEY DAY BREAK'"

the Day have been long broken!lwkmd

k00lxpert:

My Nokia phone came with the original battery!

u dull! The Correct ansa is #MY NOKIA PHONE IS ORIGINAL BATTERY FOLLOWED COME!LOL

Metaphycist: Wen u type C*U*M instead of C*O*M*E, it wud write "precipitate".
It kind of relates it 2 smtin sex inclined rather than an abbreviation of d word"Come".

on point! 10xs

Abeg, i'm hearing rumours! Lecture don start? I mean 4 we freshers!

ceospecial: cum back next wk! Nawa 4 dis clearance officers of a thing, after they told me 2 cum dis wk, nao, it's next wk again! I don spend close 2 5k plus alot of trekking!, just 2 clear! Mtchew!

dis tread don dey mumu itself oh! I type come, it wrote precipitate! I wan change am sef, na precipitate im still write! Opor thread