NewStats: 3,263,829 , 8,181,550 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 June 2025 at 07:56 AM 6wq10

I'll advise you go ahead and marry the man, (the love of your life) who slept with your sister.......afterall its no like he killed anybody.
I'll also advise you give birth to your child.
It's better you die by the hands of the man who brought you to life than kill the child you're about to bring to life.
In the that case, you'll have a better chance of entering heaven than your father cos you'll be free of murder while he'll be charged with murder and suicide in heaven.

I'll advise she works real hard to acheive that goal as soon as possible so she can leave the uncompleted building she lives in ASAP.
I'll further advise she does this by placing an Ad on multiple social media networks.
Going to places where rich men frequent to set traps.
Using her toto water to cook stew for an unsuspecting rich man.
And if push comes to shoves, i'll advise she visits a good reliable babalawo to do the needful.
In the end, the goal is to aim higher and i wish her good luck in all her endeavors.

See as dem change topic from youngest billionaire to tech capon wey dey use free basic.
nigerians are wicked i swear!

Mrbolt565:
suicide is out of the options. Fool.

i said poison the deranged bastards (your parents) not you committing suicide!
Now tell me, who's the fool?

Mrbolt565:
If they had just controlled their stupid sexual urge, I would have been prevented! All they know is to be fvucking like mad dogs! It's so useless to be born! Just stupid pressure everywhere, especially to make it in life! Iswear I wish I was never fvucking born! To make things worse, I was now born into a shithole country. Mahn, does life get anymore fvucked up?! . Iswear I'm going to sue thier fuvking asses! Rubbish!



I'm out!

bro i feel your pain, but please dont out now.
Comman take my candid advice first before you out.
I'll advise you dont sue your stupid bastard parents because they arent worth the money you'll use in suing them.
I'll rather advise you add 500mg of cyanide or 25 tea spoon of sniper in their meal instead.
Thats the least punishment the shameless goats deserve for commiting the grievous crime of birthing you!

Ivye:

What are you?I don't think God created a thing like you...I mean everything he created has a brain
And where dafuq are her tits :0

That your girl is a good woman.
I'll advise you take multiple blood covenants with her ASAP.
I'll further advise you call this number 07084545836.
He specializes on all kind of oaths.
Call him and he'll tell you how you can also take a genital covenant with her.
You have to trap her with an oath as soon as possible so she'll remain single until you're ready for marriage.
You have to wife her.
Shes a great woman!.

I dont know about that, but one thing i know that's certain is our foremothers are/were better than most girls and mothers we have now

This is indeed shocking.
I'll advise the young warrior be taken to a military camp in the north (borno preferably) to help him develop his unique talent.
He will make a great terrorist soldier.

Bro if you love your bae, i'll advise you start buying her expensive gifts too, say a car, house, land, designer bags, shoes, clothes etc, else you'll lose her.

I'll advise you reciprocate her love.
Push yourself into loving her.
You just have to love her and go into a relationship with her.
That lady is a nice lady.
You must love and cherish her..
if after sometime you still cant love her though, you can then dump her.
But first, you must accept her proposal.

Thats a definite green light bro.
I'll advise you start doing small things financially for her so she'll see how much you love her.
You can buy her a car, land or even a house.
Dont let the opportuinity to date the love of your life you by!

Shibaraba:
Irrelevant issue na him be this na
Assuming its true
For the age issue no problem
I fit marry 50 years old as long as I'm happy
Happiness my people is free
And rare
My real guy is married to a 52 year old woman.
I've known him for over 30 years
And I've never seen him happier
Wetin them talk sef
Old wine tastes better.

But for the lying part
Dude just forgive and forget
She loves you and is afraid you might leave thats why she lied.
Its what we call a white lie

The only lie I won't forgive is if she claims she is a virgin
And she turns out to be the newly constructed Lagos Ibadan express way

Blood of zachariah!! What did i just read?

Your pastor wife is a slay mama!
Pastors, reverends, bishops, apostles, fathers, priests, evangelists and their wives are all a scam!
I'll advise you burn down your church (your pastors business) at night.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Land house? And he aborted twice? U don't need a soothsayer to tell u the op is still struggling unless you were being sarcastic.

Preshy561:

Well, you all think you don't have anything to lose after making a girl to undergo pains, trauma and all whatnot.
But guess What, the end for you guys aren't always funny and sweet.
If I'm the girl, dumbing the miserable broke idiot shouldn't be considered as an option.

The reason why you guys still manipulate some ladies is cos of the fact they put so much emotion to things like this idiotic relationship brouhaha.

errrm.....are we still talking about the op or guys in general?
Anyways, one thing i've learnt in life is that, depending on the situation, the blame between a "victim" and a "tempter" should be shared 80-20.
80 for the victim and 20 for the tempter.......and this is one of those situations.
The tempter brings the tempting offer to the victim who has the choice/right to make the descision.
It's like man blaming the devil (who naturally is known for tempting humans and drawing them to his side) for something bad he did.
Op brought the offer of unprotected sex and abortion, and the lady "chose" to do them, yet you blame only the op.
Thats quite unfair if you ask me!

ThothHermes:
My brother man need to watch.
Too many Ajekus roaming about.

Virgin or nothing.

no be lie!!

Preshy561:

He should leave her abii
When I say ladies shouldnt mortgage their standard when choosing a partner, y'all ingrates will come for my head, so after two abortions, he suddenly realised she has bad character and cuss her life out?

May God of thunder locate you and op.

priestess of the God of thunder, what do you want him to do?
Stay with her cos of guilt and make their incompatible selves miserable for the rest of their lives?
Is it by force to remain with a lady you no longer love?

Your situation is so pathetic.
I'll advise you leave the girl ASAP.
You cant come and kill yourself ontop a girl who emits bad vibes, has unappealing characters and is naive enough to allow a foolish man cajole her into having unprotected sex and later convince her to abort the product of the unholy act performed not once but twice.
Before you dump her though, buy her an expensive gift as bonus.
Something like a car, a land, a house or you just set her up nicely for life.

These ones will never fvck again till death.
They've been marred for life!

Hmmm, your situation is quite tricky.
i'll advise you sleep with her sister or family relative and make sure she finds out, or you just spice her food with small cyanide or sniper if she still proves stubborn.

i dont know care if the bitch is mono or multi coloured.
The problem i have with her is why she removed the original leg that followed the iron bed frame and put that wooden one.
I dont trust that wood at all.
It looks like it has gone into gone through a lot of "things".

Hmm, your situation is pretty serious.
I'll advise you dont date for now.
Just continue fvcking them runz girls at home for like 2-3 years before you finally settle for a girlfriend.

There are only 3 persons that can make a soldier go down on his kneels.
1) a higher ranked officer
2) an enemy holding the soldier captive and
3) a woman!
Congrats to them. And i pray they dont give birth to prison wardens, sars, navy officers and traffic wardens. Amen!

lefulefu:
She dey pad her ass jor. Dat d ass is big sometimes and small sometimes is enuf to tell u its padded. But since na ur girlfriend u suppose don know if d azz is real or fake. A babe wit padded azz cant pad it wen she's on wrapper. Abi she no dey wear wrapper wen u wit her?

you no dey ever see "yansh topic" make you throwey face.

dingbang:
[s]There is nothing in this sex we guys be killing ourselves for.[/s] What if she has an std? Or HIV?

Pls eat your money. You will be happy you did

this one experience with std no let am dey talk better thing again.

Hmmm, your situation is quite difficult.
But I can sense the intense love you both share.
So I'll advise you dont leave her for anything in the world talk more or less for a guy she just met.
Instead, it will be better if you just look for money somewhere, like collect a loan from the bank or borrow money from someone and wife this girl up immediately.
Good ladiess are hard to come by in this life (naija).
Dont let this one you by!

AntiBrutus:


Definitely not linea vigra.
Linea vigra appears in pregnant women.
Some ladies have this hair-line that runs from the navel downwards. Some guys find it sexy, I am yet to see anything special about it.

and thats because you dont have it.
That shiit is sexy as fvck!

Op, that guy you're talking about is a "nice guy" and you should fight to keep him unless of course you're one of those girls who like bad guys in their youth and later pray and fight to settle with a nice in the future.
I'll advice you make him comfortable around you by being yourself around him, and by being yourself, i mean being your real self i.e how you were born.
Dress in front of him.
Touch "him" like you own it.
And if possible, fvck more than enough confidence into him.
When a guy becomes comfortable seeing your unclothedness, or having sex with you, he level of confidence around you will pique and you would end up not living a boring life!

Bro, its obvious your girlfriend is only pretending to not want to do the things you want to do.
All she needs is a little nudge.
She wants to see if you're man enough to make her do the things you want to do.
So I'll advise you force her into doing what you want to do whenever you want to do what you want to do.
Trust me bro, she love you more, participate more, and sometimes even initiate/start the things you want to do!

Bro, the truth is your wife is tryna gain your attention by pretending to be more interested in your sister.
Women can do anything to gain attention no matter how weird or absurd that thing is.
I'll advise you fight to get back her full attention by doing something extraordinary for her.
Something like buying her a land or a car, taking her on a trip to some fancy place abroad, opening an eloquent boutique for her or even giving her a huge amount of money, say #1,000,000 or above.
Trust me bro, when you do this, your beloved wife will never ever talk to your sister or any of your relatives again!