NewStats: 3,263,327 , 8,179,788 topics. Date: Thursday, 05 June 2025 at 01:48 PM 5r3o466z3e3g |
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after all this epistle, the sad bitter fact still remains: YOU DIDN'T FVCK THE BITCH!!!! you are officially a bitch ass motherfvcking pussy nigga spits!!! 39 Likes 2 Shares |
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Safitu: In summary, it really isnt about the bloke's financial background or capability, it's more about his willingness to spend on the lady right? |
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MariaLavina: TBH, the answer would be an emphatic NO! But that's largely because a typical nigerian woman would only (well mostly) derive happiness from a man with money. PS: don't be fooled by the (f). I have a c0ck. 1 Like |
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Local man is amusingly surprised. He read op's post and asked: "who be this goat?"
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Lmao.
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clive2u: 1 Share |
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Na so secret take dey expose and spread when you tell only one person. She told you her secret (though not pleasant), something she hasnt told anyone else not even her roommates or parents and you immediately tell your friend the next day. Two days after that, you tell the whole world through a faceless social media platform, nairaland. Anyway, I'll advise you dont leave her. Instead, do a collabo with her and help her masturbate and reach orgasm more often so she'll get used to you rather than she going solo. 23 Likes 2 Shares |
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Acidosis:no vex na glo cause am ![]() 1 Like |
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IamCharles123:guilty! 5 Likes |
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Goal!!!!!!!!!!! Ekong just scored!!!! Victory is ours!!!! 4mins added on. Lord see us through!!
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Player ratings Ola aina--- 8.0 samuel chukwueze--- 7.5 ighalo--- 7.5 iwobi--- 6.5 wilfred ndidi--- 6.0 awaziem--- 6.0 ahmed musa--- 6.0 trost-ekong--- 6.0 paul onuachu--- 5.5 mikel--- 4.5 akpeyi--- 2.5
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Goal!!!!!! Ighalo just scored for naija. What a beauty of a from ola aina. Sublime!!! MODIFIED: na when match don finish this bastard network con dey deliver my message. Thunder fire glo and it's owners!!! 24 Likes 2 Shares |
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Hmmmmmmm. Nice post. But...........
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HARDLABOR: 5 Likes |
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Majority of 'em men would love this. Some Feminists would agree to this. Most women would hate this. Some of us hermaphrodites will rather remain indifferent and read comments. 17 Likes 1 Share |
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NUJABEZ: i believe the problem or "complex" is with you man. You don't engage her in decent conversations. |
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Which kind mumu boring chat be this?
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Lillianofentse reminds me of one, Biglittlelois of another and pocohantas yet another. The "favouritest" of all though was jessica whom biglittlelois reminds me of. 1 Like |
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Mcslize: same here man. I intend to get married at 28-30. I already have eyes set on a 16 yrs old young lady in my area. I'm literally only waiting for her to turn nineteen (cos by then i'll be 28) before i throw my hook. I cant come and marry a lady that will turn unappealing when she clocks 40 while i'm just 45 and still agile. 7 Likes 1 Share |
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Lmfao. This nigga is a clown!
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Oluromantic:yes. You get dicck? |
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I "uncle Alex's bastard friend"
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To better savour the feeling. Besides its said that any one capable of keeping his/her eyes open while sharing a kiss, is capable of murder and is most prbably a witch/wizard.
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missimelda01: cool! Lemme quickly go pen down how i feel right now and where i'll like to be emotionally after the pain es. Lets see if it'll help ![]()
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I hope you mean all kinda "hurt". Cos i still feel immense pain from mistakenly zipping my balls while trying to zip up my tros after taking a whizz a while ago. I totally forgot i hadn't properly tucked it into my boxes before zipping up. It hurts like hell. But i hope with your advice, i can pull through. 1 Like |
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Op, what's the name of the guy? I would like to have a word with him.
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logan2: 1 Like |
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ebonyggurl:i'm not sure. But G.O.T says it can. ![]()
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401: K |
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ebonyggurl: it will. But what if he already made copies stacked up somewhere. She'd just sign her death warrant by breaking his phone. I say to hell with the dude. Slow painless death. 1 Like |
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401: no offence but i think you should check the meaning of "choleric" and then re-read op's post. 1 Like |
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