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badadvice(f): 11:21pm On Aug 02, 2019
after all this epistle, the sad bitter fact still remains: YOU DIDN'T FVCK THE BITCH!!!!


you are officially a bitch ass motherfvcking pussy nigga


spits!!!

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badadvice(f): 6:06pm On Jul 30, 2019
Safitu:
If you like, cry and get mad. The truth shall always remain the truth. No money no love. It’s not about being a millionaire, but you must set a stable foundation for yourself and your partner to build on. A lazy man with empty pockets can never be respected by his woman or the people around him.

In summary, it really isnt about the bloke's financial background or capability, it's more about his willingness to spend on the lady right?
badadvice(f): 5:56pm On Jul 30, 2019
MariaLavina:
To all these hypocritical beings wanting Safiatu's head for lunch here's a question :

Can a Nigerian Man make a Woman happy without Money? cool

TBH, the answer would be an emphatic NO!
But that's largely because a typical nigerian woman would only (well mostly) derive happiness from a man with money.
PS: don't be fooled by the (f). I have a c0ck.

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badadvice(f): 11:02pm On Jul 27, 2019
Local man is amusingly surprised.
He read op's post and asked: "who be this goat?"

badadvice(f): 10:11am On Jul 12, 2019
Lmao.

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badadvice(f): 10:04am On Jul 12, 2019
clive2u:
now something worth censoring u wont censor if it was boobs now u'l be covering it like its ur own

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badadvice(f): 9:36am On Jul 12, 2019
Na so secret take dey expose and spread when you tell only one person.
She told you her secret (though not pleasant), something she hasnt told anyone else not even her roommates or parents and you immediately tell your friend the next day.
Two days after that, you tell the whole world through a faceless social media platform, nairaland.
Anyway, I'll advise you dont leave her.
Instead, do a collabo with her and help her masturbate and reach orgasm more often so she'll get used to you rather than she going solo.

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badadvice(f): 10:28pm On Jul 10, 2019
Acidosis:

ah When match don end?
no vex na glo cause am sad

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badadvice(f): 10:23pm On Jul 10, 2019
IamCharles123:
Glo s, using internet explorer to browse.
guilty!

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badadvice(f): 10:16pm On Jul 10, 2019
Goal!!!!!!!!!!! Ekong just scored!!!! Victory is ours!!!! 4mins added on. Lord see us through!!

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badadvice(f): 8:03pm On Jun 22, 2019
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badadvice(f): 7:57pm On Jun 22, 2019
yoged:
you must be watching from Glo TV grin


glo classic. cheesy

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badadvice(f): 7:52pm On Jun 22, 2019
Goal!!!!!!
Ighalo just scored for naija.
What a beauty of a from ola aina.
Sublime!!!
MODIFIED: na when match don finish this bastard network con dey deliver my message.
Thunder fire glo and it's owners!!!

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badadvice(f): 8:45pm On Jun 07, 2019
Hmmmmmmm. Nice post. But...........

badadvice(f): 8:31pm On Jun 07, 2019
HARDLABOR:
Am back on nairaland again let all the crooks step down......... It's been a while am not around but we are going to rock this now that am back.......


You don't have to hate on me because the hustle don pay..... My level don change now......


Beggars are welcome on this thread, I've 20k to give away tonight.....

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badadvice(f): 8:48am On Jun 07, 2019
Majority of 'em men would love this.
Some Feminists would agree to this.
Most women would hate this.
Some of us hermaphrodites will rather remain indifferent and read comments.

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badadvice(f): 10:21pm On Jun 06, 2019
NUJABEZ:


I don't mind, only if she would kill that complex that has slowly crept in.

i believe the problem or "complex" is with you man.
You don't engage her in decent conversations.
badadvice(f): 10:16pm On Jun 06, 2019
Which kind mumu boring chat be this?

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badadvice(f): 9:55pm On Jun 06, 2019
Lillianofentse reminds me of one,
Biglittlelois of another
and pocohantas yet another.
The "favouritest" of all though was jessica whom biglittlelois reminds me of.

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badadvice(f): 5:18pm On Jun 06, 2019
Mcslize:


Not every one loves marrying their age mates. I am one of them like the Op. Women age faster than men. I have noticed that most of the ladies I am older than even with 2 to 3 years always look way older than I am. Yes they look way older in appearance.

An instance was when one nairalands shared his prewedding pics, instead of wishing the guy happy marrisge life, majority of persons were asking if the lady was her aunty cuz she looks older and the guy appeared younger in facial appearance.

We are not talking about Regina and Ned here. A guy of 30 wanting to settle down with a lady of 18 approaching 19, I see nothing wrong in that. Mind you, the girl is aging every minute that es by. The way she looks today won't be how she will look next year, don't forget.

same here man.
I intend to get married at 28-30.
I already have eyes set on a 16 yrs old young lady in my area.
I'm literally only waiting for her to turn nineteen (cos by then i'll be 28) before i throw my hook.
I cant come and marry a lady that will turn unappealing when she clocks 40 while i'm just 45 and still agile.

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badadvice(f): 3:32pm On Jun 06, 2019
Lmfao. This nigga is a clown!

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badadvice(f): 5:55pm On May 30, 2019
Oluromantic:
You like dicck
yes. You get dicck?
badadvice(f): 5:17pm On May 30, 2019
I "uncle Alex's bastard friend"

badadvice(f): 7:11am On May 28, 2019
To better savour the feeling.
Besides its said that any one capable of keeping his/her eyes open while sharing a kiss, is capable of murder and is most prbably a witch/wizard.

badadvice(f): 11:03pm On May 27, 2019
missimelda01:
Ouch! Your kind of hurt is not excluded sha smiley

cool!
Lemme quickly go pen down how i feel right now and where i'll like to be emotionally after the pain es.
Lets see if it'll help grin

badadvice(f): 10:50pm On May 27, 2019
I hope you mean all kinda "hurt".
Cos i still feel immense pain from mistakenly zipping my balls while trying to zip up my tros after taking a whizz a while ago.
I totally forgot i hadn't properly tucked it into my boxes before zipping up.
It hurts like hell.
But i hope with your advice, i can pull through.

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badadvice(f): 8:31pm On May 27, 2019
Op, what's the name of the guy? I would like to have a word with him.

badadvice(f): 3:56pm On May 27, 2019
logan2:
lol you dey make me laugh on top my predicament..... But I nor get mind to hurt people's parent ,I reserve that part of me for girls who think they are smart,this my babe is just so innocent, I don gather mind,I will honour their invitation, but I will ardamantly frown at any insinuation that I'm writing their daughter,I will talk to my girl first, thank you all for your contributions

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badadvice(f): 3:51pm On May 27, 2019
ebonyggurl:

Lolz...can death be slow and painless at the same time?
i'm not sure. But G.O.T says it can. grin

badadvice(f): 7:32am On May 27, 2019
401:
I know what Choleric means and no offence I think you're a dumb person trying to sound smart. You must be a very narrow minded individual if you think people with other temperaments are not capable of wicked acts like this.




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badadvice(f): 7:30am On May 27, 2019
ebonyggurl:


Breaking his phone will be easier on her conscience than killing him though

it will.
But what if he already made copies stacked up somewhere.
She'd just sign her death warrant by breaking his phone.
I say to hell with the dude.
Slow painless death.

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badadvice(f): 6:45am On May 27, 2019
401:


How do you know he's a choleric?


no offence but i think you should check the meaning of "choleric" and then re-read op's post.

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