NewStats: 3,261,190 , 8,173,348 topics. Date: Wednesday, 28 May 2025 at 01:58 PM 2t19

Tetehjewels:
Current mood in Yenagoa. Celebration everywhere. Bayelsa United :


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXbTXFA6oaM&feature=youtu.be

Honestly speaking, if this is true, I have given up on Nigeria! Please, youths lets unite and dislodge these expired things from our polity!

AlphLukau:
@SOUNDAZA

Source: https://soundaza.com/the-true-test-of-friendship-the-few-unpopular-truths-meme-list/

cc; lalasticlala

True sayings. I was betrayed by 3 different friends at every stage in my life. I believe that no true friendship exists!

Yakeeboy:


Thanks I always have this unpleasant experience anytime I switch on my AC (Hyundai Accent 2008).At times in traffic the car stops completely,I have to switch OFF the car then ON it back.

Can anyone help with the possible solution.

Thanks bro go and buy Benz! All these Japanese cars will always give you headache. Since I have been using my Benz I have not visited the mechanic for once despite traveling with the car every time. Since I have dropped all these Japanese cars I have said no to mechanics.

Some people just come to Nairaland to lie! Benz problems are by far more enormous than Toyota!

Mystick:
No details. Pension fund that the government will later dip their leprous fingers into.

I can assure all of you on nairaland that this is for good. Since Government cannot dip hand in ur money in the bank likewise this one. It is to cater for artisans in their old age. It multiplies unlike in bank dat doesn't yield much. This is practised in Ghana, Kenya and India. Todayis in Nigeria. To God be the glory!

alert01:



You can't even construct a proper English to drive home your point.

Most Nigerian girls are dumb and full of pride coupled with entitlement mentality. They already know Nigerians young men bow for pussy. they'll rather polish their pussy than brain. And as such most cannot thrive in an environment where merit only get the work done, and not the power of her pussy and breast


Are you this unfortunate and stupid?

Hoes everywhere

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Mr. English Language teacher. None of your sentences is error free! Instead of you to digest the lady's points, you kept looking for minor mistakes which you too ended up committing.��

yerokunphilips:
This election is very interesting ,God himself have show to us that HE IS THE ALMIGHTY and HE HIS ONLY CONSTITUTED AUTHORITY THAT IS UNQUESTIONABLE , He disappointed the powerful , He make the wishes of the ordinary people come true . We should learn from them that whatever we are today is by God's grace ,and He always have a better option than you if you feel you are too big HE will show you you are nothing without HIM .

There is no God in the Lagos election! It was a god that got involved. Lagos shall be free one day just like Oyo state. After Adedibu died, any preferred candidate has been winning in Oyo. So will it be in Lagos soonest!

stephenduru:
President Muhammadu Buhari and the National Security Advice Maj General Babagana Monguno attended the 2019 Women and Youths Presidential Campaign Team Victory Dinner hosted by the Wife of the President held Saturday at Presidential Conference Hall, State House in Abuja.

President Muhammadu Buhari thanked the able Women and Youths for their efforts at the event

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/03/wife-of-president-aisha-buhari-hosts.html

Where are the ones who rolled in gutters?

Activist001:
ODE, you're leaving Aso Rock today. Insha Allah.

No be today nah!

LarryHooper:
When

Happened in the 90's.. I was a teenager at then .. 14 or 15 years thereabout.

Where

Secondary school toilet.

How

Twas a coincidence tho. Boys and girls toilet happened to share the same demarcation. So depending on where you're coming from, you have to the front of the door of one before getting either toilet. This girl called toyosi in my class made the mistake of not closing the door properly. So as she squatted trying to urinate, mehn in saw everything. That pussy was the pinkiest I'd ever seen in my entire life. I stood there gazed in amazement. As she dey try force the urine out, the toto just dey close dey open one kind. That pussy was inviting me. Toyosi didn't even react, she was just laughing. Then the most unforgettable thing I'd ever heard in my entire life as at that time, she was like "come inside now". I didn't hesitate, she locked the door bent over using her two hands to herself against the wall then I pounded like a mad dog. It wasn't even obvious I was a virgin sef. We shared many happy sexcapades after our first experience in that same toilet and her fathers house after closing hours.

Kai!

Baawaa:
Onnoghen is history,simple!Facially,the man look like a thief,look at the picture very well

You are a mad man!

StOla:
This is very commendable.

Every public servant would soon learn to eschew corruption and bribe collection.

The CJN and his defenders should be ashamed of themselves.

As for the legal cult that consist of the judiciary and the NBA, all Nigerians can now see that those who are of the law, have no single regard for it. Yet they daily make a living by imposing the law on others.

What manner of national legal system will have both the NBA president and the CJN embroiled in allegations of corruption at the same time?

Corruption! How mighty art thee?

It is a shameful thing for NFIU to investigate the CJN! Even upon that the CJN does not have up to 200 million. Are you people mad or what? What exactly is wrong with APC? Pls why are some people still ing satanism? Go and investigate the s of Buhari's ministers! Come and feed me back b4 I flog you! Nigeria has lost it!

This is the most sensitive discourse. Please, shall we get things right. Murder and abortion are two different constructs. Murder is termination of a life external. Abortion is termination of a life internal. The external life is conscious while the internal is unconscious. The rationale behind taking an external Life exet by Justice is not moral and legal. The rationale behind an internal life may not be legal in Nigeria but in certain places. Nevertheless, it is moral if to save the mother or if it as a result of rape. However, every life is important human, animal and plants except that of a criminal. There is no such thing as purification from sins. A killer must be killed-Justice. Abortion becomes murder if only it is done selfishly.

femmy2010:
BUHARI is a movement

You are right. The movement is penurism!

ozo13:
Smiles.I dey tell this people dem no gree.the only place atiku has a chance in the core north is kano cos of kwankwasiyya and probably sokoto cos of Tambuwal influence.make dem forget the other place.most core northern state is 70% sure for buhari

Yes you are right because they are daft!

Tomis954:
Zero fuel queue.

Improved roads for travelers.

4th Bomb free Christmas �.

What has changed?


Who else use to be embarrassed when returning to Nigeria through our poor terminal at Abuja? Your days of embarrassment are over!

It’s a brand new terminal.�

I will be an imbecille if I vote based on these lies we know! Please stop posting this because Nigerians are not smiling. I was at filling station as at this time last year. In fact 2017 Xmas was bleak! How many soldiers have we lost? Which roads improved but they are worse! If you post something like this again I will CURSE you!

Tomis954:
Zero fuel queue.

Improved roads for travelers.

4th Bomb free Christmas �.

What has changed?


Who else use to be embarrassed when returning to Nigeria through our poor terminal at Abuja? Your days of embarrassment are over!

It’s a brand new terminal.�

I will be an imbecille if I vote based on these lies we know! Please posting this because Nigerians are not smiling. I was at filling station as at this time last year. In fact 2017 Xmas was bleak! How many soldiers have we lost? Which roads improved but they are worse! If you post something like this again I will CURSE you!

ChiefAzubuike:
What a failed life. Obviously they basked in the African euphoria that "education is the best legacy".

With all the book them read, they get money Iwobi or Amhed Musa or they get money aki and paw paw? Money is life and if you no build that mansion or buy that lambo, you came to this life to do nothing.

Jealousy! Show us your Lambo or Mansion we go believe u say education is waste! Aki and Pawpaw we know as graduates, Iwobi we know, but are you? Bad Belle! ��

Nothing like literary 2nd Coming of Jesus. It is a mere myth. Death is the end of all mortals. Stop all the nonsense of 2nd Coming.

Baba Sala never ceased to entertain my mum when she was newly married by my dad in 1974. Mother told me how funny he was. His comic arts were on catridge. I was born to know the ace Comedian. A comedian of intellect. God repose his soul.

I wonder if Magu is educated! What is wrong in a lawyer defending his client? This is the reason I like democracy! Anyway, I will not blame Magu coz I knw whom He serves! Nigeria should rise up against dictatorship! Everything must follow the Law! it is supreme!

TO THE BEST LEADER AFRICA IS YET TO PRODUCE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIR! I DONT EVER EXPECT ALL NIGERIANS TO LOVE YOU. I AM JUST LIKE YOU SIR. PEOPLE LOVE ME AND PEOPLE HATE ME! NO MAN ON EARTH IS INFALLIBLE. WE ALL HAVE OUR WEAKNESSES. I SALUTE UR COURAGE AND MEEKNESS. THE BANE OF CIVILITY IS NOT IN MAKING A COUNTRY CLEAN AND ENSLAVING PEOPLE! THE BANE OF CIVILITY IS IN MEEKNESS AND LARGE HEARTEDNESS AND TO EMBRACE OPPOSITION! WEN YOU LOST THE ELECTION, I KNEW LIGHT HAD GONE OUT OF ASO ROCK. NO AFRICAN LEADER HAS EXCELLED YOU IN YOUR KINDNESS, MEEKNESS AND GENTLEMANLINESS! YOUR FRIENDS TURNED THEIR BACKS ON U because U WANTED THE BEST FOR NIGERIA AND AFRICA. YOU BUILT NIGERIA TO THE GREATEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD! THE WEST HATED U because U DID NOT SIGN SAME SEX MARRIAGE BILL. YOU FOUGHT INSURGENCY TO THE BEST OF UR ABILITY. THE SABOTEURS KNOW WHAT THEY DID. BUT GOD IS BEHIND GEJ. YOU WERE SURROUNDED BY SO MANY ENEMIES WHILE IN OFFICE. GOD KEPT U WELL.

I DOFF MY HAT SIR. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A MAN OF PURPOSE AND HONOUR. GOD BLESS YOU. YOU WILL LIVE TO OLD AGE IN JESUS NAME!

11 Must we really do this?
12 Hw do u really view me?
13 Hw many girls have really had sex with?
14 Will u buy me that i-phone u promised me?
15 Dnt u think we might be caught?

Endless questions and in the end they get laid. Some will even keep asking questions in the act!

She is a teenager, talk to her about her feelings. Respect her feelings and ask her if she really wants to do this? if yes, then what abt u? Do u love her? If yes, then date her. Groom her. Sex is not the only thing she wants. You have enticed her with ur Physics intellect. Help her to . Make sure she is not left alone. You can make or mar the girl. But if you really want to date her, you need to resign from the school otherwise, things may get out of hand.