NewStats: 3,259,308 , 8,169,783 topics. Date: Saturday, 24 May 2025 at 04:58 PM 276r2o

pentag0nal:


This is no joke at all. Imagine that you are married but still struggling for sex.

My comment may sound like humor.....but it's a genuine question....

See ...if ur woman has always been like that, dodging sex during your courtship, telling you you'll have it the way you like after marriage ....then u have been scammed....

But if y'all were fvcking like rabbits before and now she's on ghost mode....baba, all I can say is...if your wife isn't fvcking you, then she's fvcking someone else

Lol...... ...abi Dem don scam you with " don't worry, when we marry u will enjoy it the way you like" ...

Yahaya bello .... laughing out loud in the group chat

The average human has an overbloated view of their looks.....

On a normal day....if u think you are a 9/10, you are naturally a 6/10

Tinubu don rob masses of their common wealth and handed over the monies to the three executive, law makers and figurehead justice department.....nobody wants to oppose who's putting excess money in their pocket...

Suddenly... they have all crossed to APC..

It's sad..that naija will remain a crime scene..

004gist:


Why are we our own problems?

That's humans for you....

When it's other pple's turn ...we to uphold policy, ethics, etc...

When e reach our turn, we go say na grace when protocols and policy is byed for us

Oga nor vex..........Na thief sabi where their dey hide pistol

Ur experience and reference genuine abi e nor genuine??

See rough play....

I like how all women think they will marry Jeff bezoz

CoronaVirusPro:
When God wants to punish a nation collectively, He makes dumb people outnumber the wise so they can elect a bad leader.

So y'all can identify bad leaders?? Wonders shall never end

Joecap:
I hope each household got this amount?
If no na scam

If u give just 30 pple 50k in this Nigeria....u will hear the noise for 52 weeks even if u tell them to keep it a secret...
......somebody is now claiming they gave over 8000 different people/family almost 290k each... Its either govt officials don't know how to lie or they just don't give a flying fvck cos they know Nigerians can't do anything once they have won the elections

ChybuzzDD:


You use ChatGPT for everything!
Hope you don't use it to cook, eat and defecate too

Hahahahahahaha!!

Pablodtotti:
All this sharing money, fix all roads, provided water, electricity. You won't have to be sharing money to vulnerable Nigerians the system created

When some pple said total removal of all types subsidy is robbery of the citizens, gullible Nigerians swallowed tinubu's propaganda that were living fake life......the real life now is them keeping all the .money in their pockets and forming saviour by giving 2k to a few pple with no evidence....

I will always say....naija is a crime scene

Sharpsharp00123:
Murano n infiniti fx35 are two cars I will never advise my worst enemy to buy.......my two friends wey buy am, dem nearly craze.

Na every mechanic shop them know, I when we Dey laugh them that they should kukuma become agent for mechanics cos anytime u need something done on your car they will give u d best place

Nissan is one of the cars that will make your mechanic recommended another mechanic to you

Humans generally have an overestimated view of their looks.... So.......Just know u are not as fine as u think

Lol...
I my paddi wey buy used Nissan murano ....few weeks after purchase..nigga said I almost made him miss the 'cool" SUV because I told him to buy a pencil light Camry instead..

I can't forget how I gloated when the car started to drive him instead of the other way round......I've not seen such loss in a few months...Murano wey he buy for 1.7M, he sold it for 450k out of frustration..

Lol....
...on a normal day....naija is a crime scene

Its like u don't understand this crime scene called Nigeria...

.byw, the DSS boss is not under trial, Kanu is....
Unless the DSS boss has earlier been tried and found not guilty for what he said in the video then it can be cited in court as reference that Kanu should also be found not guilty...

Still, the video could raise questions about the reliability of the evidence gathered against kanu but I doubt its enough to make Kanu walk free

Mansion wey Senate don share before the courts concluded on the forfeiture....

In fact ...if u think the total number of duplex is 753...then u never sabi how e dey go for naija

Emma09:
I am a Man. Make una dey also talk about this issue the other way round. What about men? Shey women too no dey have regrets or biggest mistake men ni? Na the two gender get issues jare, make una no just dey point accusing finger on one alone.

Y'all will be forming fake fairness as if your babe is monitoring your comments on nairaland

Must a thread be about both men and women at the same time.??..What's stopping you from opening a thread about women's regret...?? Instead of coming here to create unnecessary gender war.......yet ..when you see all kinds of women and girls empowerment programmes...women scholarship, widow empowerment....y'all never come out to ask "what about men"??...abi boys/men no need help....?

BibleInterpreta:

This isn’t blind religion. Unlike the religious church system, with its over 40,000 denominations, often downplaying the role of science in understanding reality.

Dismissing skeptics not only fails to address their concerns but also weakens the integrity of the discussion. If the biblical insights are rooted in truth, one should be able to stand up to rigorous questioning, not avoid it.
Skeptics aren’t enemies of faith or spirituality; they are often truth-seekers who simply demand coherence, evidence, and honesty. That’s not a weakness, it’s a strength.

Miracles: Symbolize the soul’s ability to rise above its natural limitations through divine intervention, transcending the egoistic limitations of time, space, and motion to achieve a higher spiritual attainment.

Noteworthy:

The Bible and science are not in opposition, they complement each other. Recognizing this is essential for correctly perceiving reality.

. Skeptics/atheist will only make fun of ur explanation and call u desperate....At some point Jesus dismissed skeptics...infact they asked him for greater signs to prove himself.....he did not indulge them...

Jesus raised the dead....he walked on water, he healed the sick..turned water to wine...calmed the storms... He acts defied biology, chemistry physics and the environmental elements....try aligning these miracles with science and see if skeptic even care....

a man was healed of terminal stage glioblastoma multiforme and skeptics still denied it and called it lies.....
...if "how" a miracle happened doesn't defy science, then what makes it any different from a random coincidence in the cosmos??
....... Trying to forcefully align a miracle with science is watering down the very miraculous nature of a miracle....science can only to test the authenticity of an already happened miraculous event ......how it happened is always beyond science....and that's why it will always be lies to them


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BibleInterpreta:
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Why are u trying to make a miracle align with science...a miracle is supposed defy science in the first place......those don't believe the day became longer following joshua's prayer or that Jesus healed the sick or raise the dead should go and hug transformer...

CoronaVirusPro:


So people who took time to plan an escape from prison did not draw a plan. They did not have people visit them before the break out.

If people are that brilliant to break out, they def got a plan immediately after break out. They would plan to leave if they got no plan, how top notch their plans are will determine how far they will go.

Of I am bold enough yo make such move after weighing all options , I am gone forever!

Let's hope u don't get into prison to see how difficult it is......like I said.. u won't disappear to Texas and cross border to Mexico....u will travel via road and police is everywhere looking for you..

CoronaVirusPro:


Limited cash you said! All are gang bangers who go traders on the streets Did you read the story? How many hours did it take the prison istration to detect? That was enough time to get out of the state which is the first hurdle.

I will repeat, I can never get apprehended again cos I know what’s at stake.

So because they are gang bangers mean they will have money inside prison....most escapees get caught because the first thing they do is go to the source of cash weda they have it with someone or not....
I repeat ...u can't disappear from prison to Texas ....the distance is not always easy to travel with limited resources and a country wide BOLO on your head

What kind of dirty fraud is this.....??

CoronaVirusPro:
No way I will get captured. I am leaving the country immediately.


Change looks, make it to Texas via Elpaso, and disappear into any South American country I can thrive.

See ur m0uth like "make it to texas".. ...as if u will disappear to the texas after escape

.no be road u go .?? ...once a BOLO has been issued with their name and pics..crossing streets, let alone states will be difficult.... especially for escapees that likely has limited cash and other resources

OracleJay411:


Its a pity I'm 35 now. Wish i had met ur mother or sister when i was 25. I would have told u to ask them

Lol.....Ur comments keeps exposing you....
@35.... Yet u still talk like this.?? Well..all hope is not lost though..

.Abraham's life started to take shape at 75 when God called him.....

Yawn!!!

fxexperts:
What you said is very possible, but it is not 5 rounds, that's just 2 rounds the first time, then 1 round each there after. 5 rounds means you have to do 5 rounds straight, nonstop. You cum first round, then continue again after like 10 to 15mins then cum again and continue as early as 30 mins / 1 hour later. Do that for straight 5 times and see if you will not die.

Guy...u dey shalaye too much..... Anybody can be anything online...

OracleJay411:



That U cant or couldn't do it doesn't mean others can't. This is not debate. U weren't healthy enough

Lol........of course ......u can't debate with biology......
u can only form vandame online

Beremx:
All the governors have one vote each. That will not stop the SE from voting against Tinubu.

What happened in 2023 will happen again in 2027

Lol....Are u new in Nigeria??
Hope u know Wike had one vote too??