NewStats: 3,261,632 , 8,174,569 topics. Date: Thursday, 29 May 2025 at 08:45 PM 1d4s6x

NwaAmaikpe:




I can only wish him well.
Except a man is lucky to have genital warts or skin lesions round his preek to help optimal vaginal stimulation, I will not advice someone this old to venture into a relationship with someone this young; because,
She will cheat on him, it is not her fault.
He will not satisfy her, it is not his fault either.

Anyone who has been unfortunately lucky to have shagged a lady not older than 62, older than 35 but not younger than 19 will have noticed a fundamental flaw; that it is almost impossible for them to achieve orgasm from the thrusting of a preek due to the use and abuse of sex toýs and female masturbation in recent years.

While a preek in action can only produce linear motion, the linear, oscillatory, circular and accelerated motion that can only be achieved from sex toyś, proximal digits and oraI sex has rewired and irredeemably altered the presypnaptic terminals inside women's kpekus due to an overload of impulse and the female brain was not originally designed to withstand such arousal overload.

Now, just thrusting a preek in and out of them is totally inadequate to trigger kpekus axons to relay any neurotransmitters to the brain, therefore the brain gets no message to release the hormone dopamine responsible for orgasms.

This is the reason why 74% of all sexually active women between 58 and 18years have not attained orgasm more than thrice in five years from only penetrative sex.
Same reason why 39.76% of Nigerian women are bisexual.

It is also why it seems women lose interest in sex after marriage and childbirth; simply because, there is nothing for them in it again!
If only men knew what's on women's mind as we hump them, we wouldn't even bother.

This sad discovery made scientists around the world brainstorm for exactly 8years, 6months, 23days and 9hours on how to assist men in bringing pleasure to women during sex. This birthed dotted and ribbed condoms.

Ever asked yourself why most ladies hate condoms yet all ladies love dotted and ribbed ones?

Because, while the man does his routine back-and-forth, in-and-out, the ribs and dots on the condom helps with a 360° stimulation of the kpekus; sadly this additional stimulation will not still bring about orgasm in many due to extreme impairment of vaginal axons and sensory nerve fibers but may only increase arousal due to production of acetylcholine.

Women now crave more for external attention, and their propensity for cheating is higher; because that thrill from a novel attention also releases acetylcholone and dopamine.

Reason why, even though she knows it may not be, women will always think the sex is better almost every time she cheats on her husband; because technically, a woman can "climax" just from receiving constant compliments from a new man.

The moral of this warped write-up is that,
cheating will never stop.
He may have to mess up his bedspread with KY jelly, but a text from a new irer she fancies will get her wet.

If you doubt me; ask your woman.

this man is something else

Blitzking:
14 Pro max is still the best to me

you said the same thing with iphone 6

I thought the man don die in coming to America part 2 installment

helinues:
Dem never born any baga well to repeat that nonsense of shutting down the national grid again because of any protest

Ajaero's current sins was part of shutting down the national grid the other time

Any protesters getting near to the national grid this time around, the order na shoot at sight.

That's national sabotage, a threat to the Nigeria economy

mad man

Rapmoney:
This is before the society became so influenced by the ways of oyibo people. I how it was back then. Life was simple and people didn't see it as a do or die affair.

Today, to celebrate birthdays, special photographs must be snapped, clothes borrowed or rented and different activities must be involved. Even if there is no money, we must borrow to celebrate the birthday.

See how life was simple.

we have always used birthday cakes back then. It's only poor people that can't afford cake, use rice like cake

But birthday cake also has always been our ways back then. They were just ugly cakes compare to now

If the massess should turn on this government, can they control them, are they more in numbers than over 200 millions Nigerians. Time will tell, I just they look and observe

You will soon be pushed to the walls, by then you will turn back

SocialJustice:
Person no fit slim down for Nigerians front. Everybody has to be near obese to be called healthy.

is Dave obese?. A wrestler a obese?
Dude has lots lots of muscle mass, it ain't the same with slimming down

omooba969:


Would you say this girl 👇 has cancer too?

this one looks normal and healthy. But see Dave lean neck, and body and head no longer proportionate to his body

Na only head remain. This one no fit him at all, he should go back to his hefty muscle body, that would be proportionate to his big head.
Dude looks seriously sick

Use chrome browser. It's annoying with Opera

See how moma misuse and abuse this beautiful laptop over the years

10k

Wahala

BaddieFreak:
Till you realize that you’ve spent couple of years living in the same place or even moved to a far less desirable apartment. This is reality

why are you praying for negativity and failure. You don't wish and pray for success and breakthrough. No condition is permanent, every stage is a state and just for temporary

PissInside:
The second greatest Nigerian artiste of all time.

where is fela kuti

Throwback memories

NwaAmaikpe:





The minister of Education needs to do something about our education sector.

It's not fair that studying for a Masters degree overseas will trigger brain complications for students.

How do you explain it that a person graduates with a 1st class or 2.1 in Nigeria, gets itted for a Master's degree overseas, then slumps and dies either while still studying or shortly after studying.

This brings me back to what Aunty Rapuokwu, my CRK teacher told me after catching me armed with almost half of the new testament hidden in between my armpit for use as "expo" during one of her exams.

She simply said, "you are only weakening your brain energy by cheating".

And she wasn't wrong; my first visit to the psychiatric hospital as a patient was from a supposed 'brain fäg' because I blanked out after being handed my Further Maths question paper and seeing Quadratic equations that looked like Hieroglyphics.

With that said, I hope village people are finally happy...because how do you rationalize someone not dying from the stress, heartache, poverty and hardship in Nigeria but then dying from a mere headache after succesfully integrating in a country of limitless potentials?

However, it is not right for a religious person like myself to sound so superstitious.

What if it is not underused brain energy or village people that are responsible for all these 'slump-and-die' deaths, but prayerful sidekicks wishing to replace them?

Mama Ramota still says that's the only reason she was scared when she found out I was cheating on her with a born-again Christian.

omo, this legend is back
I just read the first 2 paragraphs, I quickly stroll up to check the name, I already knew it must be werey man

Belongs to an organization, probably some microfinance bank, they do give Samsung Android phones to their staffs for work.

Place where dem dey Bleep goats and cow. Why won't it be cheap

OriOko88:
This boy Wil spend all his youthful years in prison. 30years of his remaining years is already wasted. He won't spend less than 50years in jail.

dey play. someone that would be given death sentence or life imprisonment.
Killing of one person alone is death by hanging, talkless of someone that already killed 3 people

This one is already cursed. You will soon run mad and naked into the market

Speedy and coconut biscuits. Speedy is still in existence till now, but the quantity, quality has been greatly reduced, while the price has gone up

Openair:

Omoh, the issue I've been having is to get someone that has the phone firmware itself.

you can the firmware online nw. Just Google search for it

Openair:

I've taken it to like 2 engineers here, they couldn't get it done. Please do you know any around here that's capable...

perhaps they are not software engineers. A software engineer will surely do it. You have to look for one.

Openair:

Honestly I can't do that now. But please do you know a technician or someone in Benin here🥺

no. I'm in kwara

If you can reflash the stock ROM firmware, using a laptop. If not take it to an engineer

You have to start all over again, the stock ROM firmware and flash it to the phone. You will need a laptop

At 23yrs. This one is gone already. A lost soul.
He belongs to the jail. Take him to where he belongs

Slumping and dieing has increased
Suicide too has increased
Welcome to the great tinubunation club

If you get Opay , just go and add that GTB bank or link it to it, among the bank or cards and fill the necessary info. You can withdraw the money directly from your GTB to your opay directly, from there you can make your transfer to other s. Not everytime is USSD code always get service, and not always reliable