NewStats: 3,259,247 , 8,169,598 topics. Date: Saturday, 24 May 2025 at 01:30 PM 281171

You want to recruit international students when over 65% of your students will waste another year of their lives waiting for an exam they could simply retake next month. Make una dey try use una senses sometimes.

Expand the capacity of public schools, employ more lecturers, instititionalise or unify pre-degree programmes and watch your revenue move from 0 to 100. People want to study, but your ego won't let them. Those who can afford it already have started checking international ission portals, and they will get itted abroad! And your revenue will remain the same in another 100 years until you begin to use your senses.

elipheleh:


She can service herself with anyone she wants . But she can't birth their child. Lol because I will always do DNA test on all my children.

Done DNA for the 1st and 2nd already. Waiting for the unborn child for his own DNA too.

Plus any time I catch her, or another friend catches her, she's gone.

I'm glad you accepted the truth in good fate. The last statement is not necessary because you will never catch her.

lexikul:
What is the shege there, someone is trying to discredit Nigerian medical practitioners and someone rose up to defend his people and did marvelously well and all you can say is bad mouth him. Na Kemi Badenoch fit this country I swear.

Challenging a British nonentity to a language test on Twitter is how you want to defend Nigerian medical practitioners abroad? Una too funny for this country. You no see Abike Dabiri or the CIA political touts with drug issues oversea?

Nigerians are too full of themselves, and this explains it. Dem show you shege now, caption don change. The Briton was on his own o when this jester said he would defeat him. I mean, there are better ways to convey your response to an offensive post.

This dude probably studied English to a Master's level, and he thinks that's enough to challenge a native Englishman? Why not have a contest between a British illiterate and a Nigerian illiterate. That's a fair game. 😭

That's how you people will be boasting about how Ijaws are better swimmers than Australian divers/swimmers. Same way you people always have a better and faster runner in your village and community grammar school than Usain Bolt. 🤣 If not for the internet, many of you would think that Obi Cubana is the richest man in the world. 😭😂

By the way, this is the true caption. Nairaland and faux/fake captions and news! 👇👇

I really don't understand the noise about Tinubu's project 2027. What has Tinubu done for you people in of education, electricity, economy/inflation, and security?

Do Nigerians feel more secured compared to the previous istration(s)? Has the % of out of school children improved? Have we seen improved JAMB results compared to Buhari's tenure? Are you people now enjoying uninterrupted electricity? Do we have a better employment rate compared to Buhari's tenure? Has poverty rate reduced by just 10%

Everything happening right now feels so unreal. Am I normal to feel lost? Or are you people M ¿ D? Has someone paid Nairaland mods to force this M ¿ D Ness down our throats?

Your mom was simply operating a food charity organisation. You can't buy fufu for N5 from the source of production and sell it for the same price. The meat seller cutting each piece for N5 was not doing charity. They make double. They will squeeze face, complain, and make you believe they're losing money or doing you a favour, but na lie


A bottle of Pepsi currently costs N500. If you think the actual cost of production is up to N100, then you're still far from understanding the manufacturing business. The remaining N400 is how their staff live large; that's how they get money to endorse Messi, Rema, Wizkid, Burna, and the likes.

There are many places like this in Kogi state.

No amount of explanation will make sense to you. Since trust is still an issue in your relationship, why raise an alarm as soon as you noticed it?

Why not? As long as you're okay with him having a third wife.

You must take full responsibility for your actions. Your wife could divorce you on the grounds of deceit and dishonesty. It is highly unlikely for an educated Nigerian adult not to have undergone genotype testing at least two to three times before marriage. The first test typically occurs during childhood, followed by tests during ission to secondary school and higher institutions, and then your employer. You deceived your wife and must fully accept the responsibility. That's the first step.

The second step is to avoid placing this "burden" on your wife, as she is completely innocent. Be there for your child and take full responsibility. Whether anemia is a factor or not, raising a child is never easy, and there are no shortcuts. Anemia or not, you will need to sacrifice your time, money, and well-being. The only place where child-raising seems easy and smooth is in social media content creation. So, let no one deceive you: the journey will be tough, but you're not alone unless you fall for deception.

Gbaja or Abike Dabiri, please.

If Obasa gets the ticket, hmmn.

tosyne2much:
This is a good move

The funniest thing is that those that failed woefully without system glitch also want to be given the privilege of re-sitting

No be juju he that?

Actually, resit exams are a global phenomenon. Resits should really be a usual practice, especially for an exam that holds just once in a year and has a one-year validity.

Anything could have led to a student failing an exam. I'm currently in my village, and I have heard all sorts of distasteful stories, from how people travelled 2-3 hours to sit for their exams, to how priority was given to some candidates both at the point of registration and during the exams. We can do better.

If after two attempts, we are still seeing a 80% mass failure rate, then students should take only 10% of the blame. The remaining 90% should be distributed evenly among the teachers, school s, government, and parents. Mass failure will never be the fault of the students.

shortgun:
When people complained about the issues with JAMB they were insulted, mocked and ridiculed by lowlifers who don't know the value of working hard for anything in their miserable lives.
Any intelligent student will know his or her expected score in any exam.
Discrepancies between expected scores and official results raise serious questions about the credibility and transparency of the examining body.

They were insulted because Nigerians love to suffer. They thought writing JAMB 8 times in their generation was a flex. One minute you are complaining about MTN and GLO network, the next minute, you're blaming thousands of students for failing a CBT exam, some of whom scored very high in the previous exam (but didn't get ission because of the corrupt cash and carry ission process), yet we turned a blind eye because we hate to see young people succeed.

The typical Nigerian adult has been very unfair to the younger generations. Any small thing, we are blaming TikTok and Snapchat as if they were the ones who cursed the previous generations for not being innovative enough.

All over the world, Gen Zs are becoming "digital nomads." If they are failing en masse, then it's time to make drastic changes to fit into their reality. They are not the problem. The older, wicked generations who studied with candle and kerosene lamps are. This is the 25th year into the 21st century already, yet electricity you won't provide for schools like their counterparts abroad; ICT labs, you won't build for schools, but somehow, you want high scores in JAMB CBT. We no just get sense at all.

A few days ago, people were defending this same organisation and its useless results with their lives. It was glaring that the exam was a complete mess, but because many Nigerians have become accustomed to suffering, nearly everyone seemed okay with the poor outcome.

Now that the CEO has itted his errors
and gross incompetence, I hope you guys will apologise to the thousands of people affected.

omonnakoda:

What is Worldwide Best ?
Is Cambridge a Worldwide Exam

If she was best in Cambridge Congratulations to her

But How many people actually take the exam in the World or even in Nigeria to be talking about Worldwide best

Did she not take WAEC or NECO?

Was she Best in any of those

From AI

Over 576,000 students across 147 countries worldwide sat for Cambridge exams, including Cambridge Lower Secondary Checkpoint, Cambridge IGCSE and O Level, and Cambridge International AS & A Level exams in the June 2023 series.

Booty4ker:
shes very beautiful with some touches of Ajebonism. kudos ti her🫡

Before nko? Na ajebo pikin dey write Cambridge.

cococandy:
ehn 🤷🏽‍♀️

😅

cococandy:
Jesus: love thy neighbor
Pope Leo: love thy neighbor
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Vision101:

These are no excuses. If they believe that education has no meaning why are they in school?

You've just asked an important question: Why are they in school? Majority of them may not be able to answer. They're just there because their parents want them in school.

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Sonnobax15:

Ghanians dey dominate Waec while Nigerians dey dominate TikTok and other useless social media platforms

God abeg oh

TikTok is not the problem. Nigerians are not the only people on TikTok.

The issue is that there is no incentive for these students to study hard. When the head is rotten, you cannot blame the feet. These students see their parents, who ed JAMB, struggle to pay school fees. They also see complete dullards who struggle with the English language become governors. They observe nonentities and road traffic thugs command more respect and honor than their teachers and professors.

They see total dullards and criminals with nearly empty heads rise from nothing to Aso Rock, while their parents wey carry book for head struggle to provide basic things like egg and milk.

Teach and sweat all you want; nothing will change until your professors stop rigging elections for vagabonds who forge certificates and cannot construct proper sentences. Your leaders must model the society they want through their own conduct. All that 'do as I say' nonsense belongs to the 16th century.

helinues:


Only percentage of votes is needed in any of the SE states, we are not interested in winning

We? Ahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You want him to resolve Boko Haram and Abure matter the way you people buy others with Ghana Must Go Bags and blackmail them to your party or face corruption charges?

Fiscus105:


Before they eraze JAMB, let NECO and WAEC be computer base test with CCTV in every corner, after that, let each university conducts her own entrance exams.

Isn't this too much gra gra for a country where a 190 JAMB score with five C6s from a Sokoto State indigene guarantees faster ission to study medicine in Sokoto than a 260 score with seven As in Anambra or Lagos? All this CCTV wahala over a quota system, Northern-bride education system? LMAO. 😂

Allow Universities run different calendars. Students should be able to apply for JAMB exams at least 3 times yearly with a 2-year validity. The idea of mobilising over a million students across the 36 states to sit for the same exam at the same time is diabolic and evil.

A Nigerian student got 40 scholarships to study in different universities in the U.S. This would not have been possible with the archaic system we practise here. Our educational system is diabolic and evil. A man wants to study Medicine, sat for JAMB, and for some weird reasons (could be anything including stress) scored 215. To avoid wasting 1 year of his destiny, the evil system in Nigeria forces him to settle for a course he is not interested in. This is how we truncate people's destinies in Nigeria and render them useless to themselves and society.

We need to dismantle the entire system. Failing a subject or getting a score below the cut off mark is not enough to destroy a person's 365 days. If the education system we practice does not encourage 15 year olds to resit or try again without wasting their 365 days, then it's no surprise why many adults today embraced failure as parts of their reality. The system forces you to embrace whatever life throws at you. No sense of purpose, no incentive to try.

Lol.

fabolouz1:

one of the most dumb thing I have read today.

So, you expect students to do well in JAMB with people like you around them? Is your life motivating anyone right now? You're a significant contributor to the mass failure. The fact that you can't recognise this fact makes your case even worse than the students

1. There's no motivation to excel. They look at the lives of their parents who wrote JAMB, compared it with certificate-less drug dealers in power and don't want to end up like their parents.

For every child that fails JAMB, there are at least 10 failing adults to be held responsible (we all are part of this system). We must take the blame. Our individual and collective failures are a demotivating factor for these kids to excel. You're teaching them Physics, but can't generate electricity 😂😂 How dem want take believe your nonsense, let alone get them to ?

You're a parent. You wrote JAMB and ed, but you're struggling to pay school fees (the kids know better. They appreciate your struggle, but nope, no way they're taking your path).

2. Poor teaching and learning method. Let's face the fact, majority of our teachers today never wanted/planned to be teachers. Many are in it for survival. The students know how much their teachers are paid and don't see any motivation. The age of "do as I say" is long gone.

3. Stress and hunger: Believe it or not, there's a correlation between hunger and academic failure. Some of these students have not tasted egg and milk since the Buhari era. How brain wan take develop?? Beyond genes, wellbeing/healthy living also plays a role.

4. We are in the age of content and attention. For many of them, their role models are the likes of VDM and co. You have to give them a good reason why their academic pursuit will get them the kind of attention VDM gets on a daily basis.