NewStats: 3,263,945 , 8,181,994 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 June 2025 at 09:52 PM 1k1vg

emynike2001:


I have decided to ignore you, because I can't see a man who is deligent in his work that will have all the time to be lambasting and as well be disturbing the public on this platform. You have shown everyone here what you are really made of. Its a BAD PICTURE of you. Try at once and be peaceful with people cos you can't win all battles.

Pls find something meaningful to do with your time. God bless you as you do the needful.

Answer truthfully, have you been diligent in your works and have you respected this thread ?

Bobodee09:


That dim-wit has fellow busybody here call motta.

That boy post new safety boot, are those household clearance sale ??

He has never cautioned him but now he playing selective blindness.

I just hate when people point fingers and we do that alot in this country.

Truth is I think he is a bigger nuisance. This is why I believe we need a change in the quality of posts in this thread, people are emboldened to deviate from the norm when they’ve seen other people abuse it in the past.

monikulapo:
MacBook Pro for Sale - 300k
MacBook with cracked retina screen, complete with mouse, keyboard and 27 inch thin bezel IPS monitor.

Can handle programming, video/music editing, gaming and other tasks seamlessly.

Detailed Spec:
Lenovo 27-inch FHD LED Backlit 75hz IPS, Ultra-Slim Monitor, 3-Tilt, VESA Mount, Wide Angle Viewing.
MacBook Pro 2015 15″ quad Core i7 16Gb Ram and 256Gb SSD. Intel iris pro with dedicated AMD graphics card.

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Alexas58:


Registration ended 3 weeks ago

Okay thanks for the update. Perhaps you should make it clear on the intro page. It mentioned the month of January on there.

Alexas58:


U are ineligible to play

Okay, what is the eligibility besides g up for the Fundednext ?

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monikulapo:
Achieve your mental and physical transformation goals with this dietary supplement.

I have an Optimum Nutrition Whey protein powder for sale. It is milk chocolate flavored, contains 80 servings and 25g of protein per serving.
I’ve used this product over the last 2.5 months to achieve my fitness goals with proof.
Average retail price is between 65 - 80k on Jumia, Konga and Jiji. However, I’m selling for 55k with free delivery possible within Lagos State.

monikulapo:
I have an Optimum Nutrition gold standard whey protein powder for sale. It is unopened, milk chocolate flavored, 80 servings and contains 24g of protein per serving.
I’ve used 2 of this product over the previous 3 months to achieve my fitness goals with proof. However I’m selling my last pack to explore other flavors.
Average retail price is between 65 - 80k on Jumia, Konga and Jiji. However, I’m selling for 55k with free delivery possible within Lagos State.

Can you deliver to VI/Lekki ?

$100 Paypal needed urgently. Please quote me on here.

PayPal needed

CR777:


I don't have time to exchange words with masturbators.

There are two types of people in this world. Masturbators and those who lie about masturbating.

Position is still open.

Okay so erection and sperm quality are regulated by hormones so what you need to do is a blood test. Pick the test that measures for your free test, total test, prolactin, sbgh, estrogen etc. It shouldn’t be more than 15k. You can get a more comprehensive test if you want to know how healthy you are sha.

Honestly I think you just have low test and or very high or very low e2. There’s no cure but it can be easily managed and treatment would greatly increase your quality of life.

5 - 10 designs.

Lagos, but position is remote.

Hello all,

I am looking for a part time graphic designer. This position would be to create realistic mock-ups and print ready designs to be printed on fabrics so extra consideration would be given to people with knowledge and experience doing this.

Please me directly or reply to this post if interested.

ProfAmaben:


Excellent analysis. Thanks for taking your time. The L Theanine you just mentioned, is it sold separately? What brand do you suggest? I want to get it tomorrow if possible.

You should be able to get it at the same drug store/s you got your other supplements from, I got mine from Bulk Supplements though.

ProfAmaben:


Thanks for the advice brother, my present supplement stack include:

I. Wellman
2. Vitamin C 1000mg
3. Zinc 1000mg
4. Fish oil for Omega 3
5. Reload for men (3x a week)
6. Creatine Monohydrate (to retain musculoskeletal mass i.e to prevent muscle wastage from long bouts of seating) etc.

Despite all these, I still feel very weak and tired, I hardly sleep well, the only thing that keeps me going is coffee, coffee itself has lost its potency in my system, I have to drink 6-9 cups per 8hrs of coding. It is not easy.

Bro since you’re already on Fish Oil, cut out the Wellman, Vitamin C and Reload For Men and get a good vitamin B complex. The easy explanation is they contain nutrients you need in barely there doses and a host of unnecessary fillers. Also get a good quality Fish Oil, it’s going to contain Vitamin C and D ... make sure you get at least 5000mg Omega 3 a day and 10000 iu Vitamin D a day.
Since you’re taking Zinc, you should add magnesium to regulate your body’s zinc and you’re also taking too much at 1000mg .. you should take between 25mg to 50mg a day. You’ll feel nauseous if you’re taking too much.
As a guy Zinc, Magnesium and Vitamin D work synergistically and should boost your natural testosterone levels making you feel very good.
Supplement your coffee (caffeine) with L theanine, it makes the caffeine stimulant effect smoother with less jitters while increasing focus. L Theanine makes you calm, focused, zen .... also how many mg caffeine are in those 6-9 cups of coffee ?
Since you’re on Creatine, you might aswell workout to get the endorphins and maximize the creatine gains, it essentially just makes your muscle absorb more water and if you’re carrying that water weight while being sedentary, you’ll feel weaker compared to your normal baseline.

Masturbator2020:

Caffeine may not be good for you on the long run brother.

Why ?

Good morning House,

Anyone sending money to Nigeria or can help complete a payment ?
I need $1000 CAD, I can meet up in person within Lagos State to complete the transaction.

Please I need similar assistance, can you still be of help ?

hayqinsbFX:
Well, I don’t know @adelove
So I guess he/she perceived there was a need to clarify the doubts of people who might think I have a bad intention.

I appreciate that.

Well, I haven’t done any financial transactions with anyone here so it’s okay to have doubts even if I started nairaland with Seun.


It’s not a do or die. I’m totally fine if no one needs my assistance.

$1000 CAD needed

Python, first language I learnt as part of my CS degree.


Sorry to distract the thread

We are a Nigerian ecommerce start up building a platform to provide fabric retailers with the digital infrastructure for quality consumer engagement while providing a convenient and immersive online shopping experience for their customers.
I have validated our business model with overwhelming interest.
I have already sold our products to a few retailers and have several more lined up, with investor pitch decks ready to go.

We need talents in product design, software engineering, branding and growth marketing.
This role is suitable for undergraduates or new graduates who want to work in a challenging, interdisciplinary environment.
This person understand how to get things done and understands the self driven, interdisciplinary ethic needed to survive in a start up environment.

If interested, please send me a DM or respond to previous posts.
You must be ready to demonstrate relevant work experience.

cixak95211:


No, I will not move on and allow the next-door neighbor fall into your deceptive trap.
if you are seeking a co-founder, then be ready to pay him for his time. He did not fall off the sky, he;s gonna have bills, family and friends, girlfriends, the list is endless. . to take care off. And if you just as care as much as you do, then you add equity (stakes) to the equation.
That's how its done. and only an inexperienced developer will quickly jump on your offer.
Search thru Nairaland, there are multitudes of posts like yours and they never saw the light of day.
You know why? Cos its unreal, it's a dream. Many have dropped their whatsapp numbers, where are they today?
cos they realized while the challenge was sweet, challenges DONT PAY THE BILLS. They were better off, grabbing a regular job that pays 80k than
holding on to equity that "might never materialize"
Its one of the stages any greenhorn will go through, seeing offers like yours and thinking it could be the next big thing.
yes, while it could be, the PAY CANNOT BE COMPROMISED. And just say you ACTUALLY NEED ONE FOR REAL, trust me, they aint here
i expect nothing lesser, from developers here, afterall it only cost 20k to build a "world class web application" in here.
Cheers.

Hahaha
Bro, honestly thanks for showing me your circle/level of competence.
If you are interested and you are decent solutions architect, I will be willing to hear from you and you will get a decent salary and equity compensation that's dependent on you achieving certain goals.
If you are interested in an internship position and I don't have to school you, your pay is gonna be higher than 80k.
But at this point you don't even come across as a good employee, how you gonna be jumping to conclusions when you could ask for clarifications ? That is basic developer soft skills expected from any decent developer/engineer.
I don't think I mentioned compensation structure in the post so I don't know where all your assumptions are coming from.
But I understand Nigeria makes people pessimistic and think the worst in people so I cannot really be mad at an internet stranger.
Thanks for doing what you're doing though.

Ugwustanley206:
Hi,
please I have a few questions
is the internship remote and paid?
Also is there room for frontend developers ( stack is HTML/CSS , JavaScript, Reactjs and basic NodeJS)

Yes, to all your questions brother.
Do you have an online portfolio ?

Internship Opportunities
Our interns play a key role in our development process. Your work will have real reach and impact.
We need talents in product design, software engineering, branding and growth marketing.
This role is suitable for undergraduates or new graduates who want to work in a challenging, interdisciplinary environment.
This person understand how to get things done and understands the self driven, interdisciplinary ethic needed to survive in a start up environment.

Work with us because you believe in what we do:
We are a Nigerian social commerce start up that is leveraging the growing trend of e-commerce adoption to digitalize the local fabrics marketplace.
We are building a listings platform displaying an extensive selection of fabrics (that can be searched and filtered by price, colour, style among other search filters), bundled with business and store management softwares. We also provide an in-person quality assurance and delivery services to ensure product accuracy.

If you are interested, and you don’t see any of your skills d, please comment or send me a DM with a short description about yourself.
Must be ready to demonstrate relevant work experience.
If it sounds promising, we can exchange info and discuss further.

Internship Opportunities
Our interns play a key role in our development process. Your work will have real reach and impact.
We need talents in product design, software engineering, branding and growth marketing.
This role is suitable for undergraduates or new graduates who want to work in a challenging, interdisciplinary environment.
This person understand how to get things done and understands the self driven, interdisciplinary ethic needed to survive in a start up environment.

Work with us because you believe in what we do:
We are a Nigerian social commerce start up that is leveraging the growing trend of e-commerce adoption to digitalize the local fabrics marketplace.
We are building a listings platform displaying an extensive selection of fabrics (that can be searched and filtered by price, colour, style among other search filters), bundled with business and store management softwares. We also provide an in-person quality assurance and delivery services to ensure product accuracy.

If you are interested, and you don’t see any of your skills d, please comment or send me a DM with a short description about yourself.
Must be ready to demonstrate relevant work experience.
If it sounds promising, we can exchange info and discuss further.

Seeking Computer Science / Engineering Interns
We are a Nigerian ecommerce start up building a platform to provide fabric retailers with the digital infrastructure for quality consumer engagement while providing a convenient and immersive online shopping experience for their customers.
I am seeking highly motivated students and new graduates with a strong background in UI/UX to our design unit.
You would be taking on multiple roles within the front end development life cycle.

What you’ll be doing:
Developing front end website architecture
Deg interactions and experiences on web pages
Working alongside graphic designers for web design features

Basic Qualifications:
Ability to demonstrate understanding of algorithms, data structures and other systems architecture factors that affect code quality, performance and customer experience.
Proven experience with fundamental frontend & backend languages, frameworks and database technologies.
Proven experience in application development is a plus.
Some experience building software outside of the classroom environment preferred.
Willing to learn new technologies quickly.
Entrepreneurial spirit

If you are interested, either send me a DM or comment and i’ll reach out to you.
You must be ready to demonstrate relevant work experience.
If it sounds promising, we can exchange info and discuss further.

Tech Founder seeking Computer Science / Engineering Interns
We are a Nigerian ecommerce start up building a platform to provide fabric retailers with the digital infrastructure for quality consumer engagement while providing a convenient and immersive online shopping experience for their customers.
I am seeking highly motivated students and new graduates with a strong background in UI/UX to our design unit.
You would be taking on multiple roles within the front end development life cycle.

What you’ll be doing:
Developing front end website architecture
Deg interactions and experiences on web pages
Working alongside graphic designers for web design features

Basic Qualifications:
Ability to demonstrate understanding of algorithms, data structures and other systems architecture factors that affect code quality, performance and customer experience.
Proven experience with fundamental frontend & backend languages, frameworks and database technologies.
Proven experience in application development is a plus.
Some experience building software outside of the classroom environment preferred.
Willing to learn new technologies quickly.
Entrepreneurial spirit

If you are interested, either send me a DM or comment and i’ll reach out to you.
You must be ready to demonstrate relevant work experience.
If it sounds promising, we can exchange info and discuss further.