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stop lying

CandyOps:
Omo if you kick me when I'm asleep na him be say you wan turn the sleep to Takwaendo match be that o.

Which one be to kick person comot for bed again?

lol

Keep enduring,,,, God will not let the hitting get to your heart

Following...

When u don wire nonsense comot for her body, wat do expect?

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

Just stick to ur friend advice.
so anytime you guys are sleeping you are going to have a friendly kung fu match

Voy:
Following...

omg

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

Na only one bed dey your house? Mtcheew!

Who sends things like this to front page?
Nairaland gets annoying with each ing day

Please guys I need the of a Soybean Farmer like a major Soybean Farmer

Buy a bigger bed, but I doubt you have the means. Na shared sleeping turns win am or sleeping on a chair while she takes over the bed. She can not change the pattern and I suggest you shouldn't try to.

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

Bruce Lee must be her role model

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

Sleep on the couch or do the needful. Someone created a thread on reasons why some relationships were abandoned

Thank God u didn't wait till marriage before u found out


Make ur decision now

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

Na Afonja Warrior you carry.

Get a strong rope , tie her legs and hand to the bed frame

I’m more concerned that you only realize you are on the floor when you wake up

buy a bed that can cover the 4 corners of the house

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

cuddle her tight before sleeping

Ones Sleeping posture talks about ones personality. Your girlfriend must be naturally a greedy and an inconsiderate individual. I might be wrong

Wake her up at night, or cut off her sleep when she does that because if you can't do that now, then nursing a child will be school of hard knocks

Supreme01:
If other things like the character is good, sorry learn to leave with that one. Don't expect every thing excellent in human.

In other words, nobody is 100% perfect

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

Your story is actually very funny. I've been laughing.

rotadeco27:
Get a strong rope , tie her legs and hand to the bed frame

lol, wahala dey

Gather money and buy vitafoam wey go occupy 2 popular Second option ,dismantle your plywood bed and put ur mattress on the floor for Maximum comfort

Bitmapstudios eleyi tun gaa oo

Her family member no try o. I use to sleep like that when i was small but the constant gbas gbos i normally get from whichever of my siblings i was sleeping on the same bed with was what gradually stopped me from sleeping like that.

Pls all you young NL folks stop coming here to disturb us with depressing post like this pls.

You are yet to marry her and you already sleeping with her to the extend she sleep-wrestle you to the floor from the bed and now you want us to turn adviser or a prophet bah

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

Buy another bed...... Or 2 single beds..........