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Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

and so?

U neva marry, u don dey complain for woman matter, if you come marry nko

Btw op,,, it's a sin to sleep with a woman you haven't married...may God 4give us all

If other things like the character is good, sorry learn to leave with that one. Don't expect every thing excellent in human.

Omo if you kick me when I'm asleep na him be say you wan turn the sleep to Takwaendo match be that o.

Which one be to kick person comot for bed again?

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

Hahaha she is telling you stylishly to buy super king-size bed

Guy go buy her mat make she dey sleep on top mat,i can't stress myself during the day,and u stressing me in d midnight.....Mba

"violence take it by force"
go and learn kunfu too

Reminds me of a line in Chike's song .."I'm getting better in Kung fu"

Simple stop being live in lovers ..,...

I am like your gf, that fights kung fu. Exactly how you said it and the kung fu part that's what my room mate in school then use to tell me.
Simple way to solve it is just cuddle each other when you sleep. Hold her in a cuddling position to her it might look romantic but in actuality it is restraining technique.

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

That is what we call "a peaceful sleeper"

soundOsonic:
I am like your gf, that fights kung fu. Exactly how you said it and the kung fu part that's what my room mate in school then use to tell me.
Simple way to solve it is just cuddle each other when you sleep. Hold her in a cuddling position to her it might look romantic but in actuality it is restraining technique.

Hmmmm

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Lol does she like eating late/heavy meals/sleeping immediately after meals at night? Or maybe that is just the way she sleeps and it can't be explain by science

I have once had an hostel mate that sometimes like to sleep in my room back in university days..
After we argue, laugh play video games and stuff till 12am or so. Other boys will go back to sleep in their room but this particular dude don't care, he will carry pillow and sleep on my bed to make it even worse he doesn't do Kungfu style which i am already use to tolerate due to my younger siblings kungfu and jacki chan style on bed . They kick & blow when they sleep
But this particular dude in uni days when he sleeps. He do grab and hold style
I will always wake up midnight to see someone holding tight to me.


PS: he is not a gay. He has gf and kid even at that time in school as he was living couple life. Now he is married to her.

Na her spiritual hubby dey kick u out of bed,

You go still collect spiritual nodding one day

Enjoy Your Kongfu Girlfriend

You asked for what you can do to save your soul bah. Give your life to Christ and stop fornicating.

Vision101:
You asked for what you can do to save your soul bah. Give your life to Christ and stop fornicating.

I already gave my life to Christ bro

Definitely u need bunk. You gonna be at the top

Dis kind tori resembles one of a friend too

Dis guy no dey allow us sleep for night o

A friend woke me up and told me to look


What i saw

Dis guy was fighting kufu and the same barking like a dog on top of his bed

I come dey fear make this guy no go carry bottle take kill us inside the apartment

The next morning i just dey look dis guy
Asking myself na this guy dey worry like dis

Night come again

I no sleep quick so i pretended if i don sleep around 1am dis guy started again samasorting the same time screaming on his bad this time was really scary

He never new what his doing at midnight

Since then i know this life no balance

Erojepromise:
Simple stop being live in lovers ..,...

And when they are married nkor

Khd95:
Na her spiritual hubby dey kick u out of bed,

You go still collect spiritual nodding one day

Na wetin i bẹ one type before. All these guys no know anything, no sane person sleeps that way unless na boarding schl student matress dem dey use

CandyOps:
Omo if you kick me when I'm asleep na him be say you wan turn the sleep to Takwaendo match be that o.

Which one be to kick person comot for bed again?

CandyOps:
Omo if you kick me when I'm asleep na him be say you wan turn the sleep to Takwaendo match be that o.

Which one be to kick person comot for bed again?

CandyOps:
Omo if you kick me when I'm asleep na him be say you wan turn the sleep to Takwaendo match be that o.

Which one be to kick person comot for bed again?

This is the time to end this relationship if this is something you're not ready to deal with

so when she get pikin she go use am do Ronaldo for bed too ba?...na wa

kung-fu should be ur best option
so that u can combat her with ur own moves.
but no call me when u break ur bones oooo
and I won't pay any hospital bill agreed?

Wahala for Crises........

Your problem too much Abegggggg.....

yetunsbay:
Definitely u need bunk. You gonna be at the top

Nice idea op

Lol

I once had a roommate like that back in OAU, the guys sleeping habit was so strange, I’m so sure 4&1/2 isn’t enough for him. But man, Adura was so intelligent and cool, he’s got my respect any day any time!


#Edited: The picture below is close to his sleeping style then..

just a resounding slap on her butt will address the situation bro

Go and buy queen size bed and stop complaining