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May be you brought the CUCUMBER out of the other room

Lol, I don't use Vaseline, in fact I hate it

Towncrier007:



You rotten rotten egg

Hhahaahahahahaha... Haba baba... I was juz sharing my little knowledge sha.

tonaydo:
am a virgin so I don't know where you are driving at

Wen a man is in Christ, he is a new creature, old thns have ed away n all thns become new meanin there are 3 types of virgins.
1. primary virgins-untouched
2.secondary virgins-repented animashaun
3.tertiary virgins-repented oloshos.
whc virgin class do u belong to

Jenny1010:
I went to the market to buy cucumber and everybody was giving me this silly look. The other day some of my male friends visited me, all i have at home then was some cucumber , when i brought it out to serve them , they all scream NO! NO! NO! with a giggle....like i was giving them poison. That one girl use cucumber to satisfy her sexual urge doesn't mean every girl seen with cucumber wants to use it for same thing. i have heard of guys who use Vaseline, but yet we dont see every guy with Vaseline as a masturbator.

liesssssss

femolacqua:
That's Naija for you ,once a story goes viral all eyes will be on the look out.

as in ehn..... I juz tire for dm o
Dm too dey over do

If you most buy cucumber, u most eat some parts before the seller than u re free to take the remaining parts home.. We don't trust this girls again. My view tho.

Jenny1010:
I went to the market to buy cucumber and everybody was giving me this silly look. The other day some of my male friends visited me, all i have at home then was some cucumber , when i brought it out to serve them , they all scream NO! NO! NO! with a giggle....like i was giving them poison. That one girl use cucumber to satisfy her sexual urge doesn't mean every girl seen with cucumber wants to use it for same thing. i have heard of guys who use Vaseline, but yet we dont see every guy with Vaseline as a masturbator.

Truly girls Use cucumber for sexual pleasures.... And u....
Why, what are u buying cucumber for?

Chikpat:




Truly girls Use cucumber for sexual pleasures.... And u....
Why, what are u buying cucumber for?

i eat it for good health.

Hmmn I don't believe the market one but your male friends story is believable.

:p:p dats non of ya biznes

Jenny1010:

what about the vaseline crews; who will stand with them?

Jenny1010:



i eat it for good health.

OK.

For beta health, buy apple, carrot, pawpaw, grapes.... Yea u r a gurl.... Buy ice cream if u must

Girls + cucumber = gender equality.

Jenny1010:
I went to the market to buy cucumber and everybody was giving me this silly look. The other day some of my male friends visited me, all i have at home then was some cucumber , when i brought it out to serve them , they all scream NO! NO! NO! with a giggle....like i was giving them poison. That one girl use cucumber to satisfy her sexual urge doesn't mean every girl seen with cucumber wants to use it for same thing. i have heard of guys who use Vaseline, but yet we dont see every guy with Vaseline as a masturbator.

This my first time of hearing that girls use cucomber to fvk dem self ooh .thank for this information. Any day a girl offer me cocumber I will not eat

If i offer you cucumber biko collect. I won't be caught dead chucking that in my thing

TrapQueen77:




Hahhahaaaha... Check the hyrbrid one coz it has these tiny bumps
Plus it's more cheaper and crunchier

you will just kill yourself. see as dey Hugh.

Vado:


What a cucumber can do, and unripe banana can do better . Some people like theirs unripe lol. Heard it does wonder for an acute vision too. That's double double.

you haff wicked o

DanielGb:


you will just kill yourself. see as dey Hugh.

who doesn't want big and crunchy cucumber?

Honestly, i have thought of this before... I cant tske cucumber when i go to a girl's house unless she bought it in my presence..because any Strange smell could make me think it might have been used for down work and would make me vomit

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TrapQueen77:





who doesn't want big and crunchy cucumber?

This your kind of taste enh. Well done. Not even thick and slim. but fat meat. OKAY O. CUCUMBER GIRL

Hmmm

Me when I see a lady buying a single cucumber

Jenny1010:



waw.. this look good. am already salivating for the phallic one

Piercedclit:
If i offer you cucumber biko collect. I won't be caught dead chucking that in my thing

wow...that's nice


#story4dgods

TrapQueen77:






who doesn't want BIG and crunchy cucumber?

After loving big cucumber, Oga go wan enter promise land en stuff go dey swim inside ya something

SirVictory:

After loving big cucumber, Oga go wan enter promise land en stuff go dey swim inside ya something

i have no idea what u talking abt...

Jenny1010:



i eat it for good health.

Same thing Miss Anambra will always say until God catch am

TrapQueen77:





i have no idea what u talking abt...

U will not have o until BIG cucumber do u something

agbonkamen:
you haff wicked o

Lols...