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I went to the market to buy cucumber and everybody was giving me this silly look. The other day some of my male friends visited me, all i have at home then was some cucumber , when i brought it out to serve them , they all scream NO! NO! NO! with a giggle....like i was giving them poison. That one girl use cucumber to satisfy her sexual urge doesn't mean every girl seen with cucumber wants to use it for same thing. i have heard of guys who use Vaseline, but yet we dont see every guy with Vaseline as a masturbator.

#istandwithcucumber

am a virgin so I don't know where you are driving at

jamalnation:
#istandwithcucumber

what about the vaseline crews; who will stand with them?

I am so erect now..!!

please who has groundnut oil, I want to use it and cook beans..

Epp!!

lol

Funny but true. I discussing with a friend and he told me he doesn't trust any girl with cucumber, I was like wow

Haahhaha... What's wrong with buying cucumber? I wud rather choose the hybrid Japanese cucumber

Na only cucumber you see for market?

The only thing you have at home is cucumber?

Lmao, naija for you..

tonaydo:
am a virgin so I don't know where you are driving at

Gerrarahere

I kuku no like cucumber before, the thing no dey sweet. Na to continue to buy bananas o.

TrapQueen77:




Haahhaha... What's wrong with buying cucumber? I wud rather choose the hybrid Japanese cucumber

The japanese cucumber are short, i prefer them long and fresh

The prolly thought it was refurbished cucumber

Jenny1010:
I went to the market to buy cucumber and everybody was giving me this silly look. The other day some of my male friends visited me, all i have at home then was some cucumber , when i brought it out to serve them , they all scream NO! NO! NO! with a giggle....like i was giving them poison. That one girl use cucumber to satisfy her sexual urge doesn't mean every girl seen with cucumber wants to use it for same thing. i have heard of guys who use Vaseline, but yet we dont see every guy with Vaseline as a masturbator.

That's Naija for you ,once a story goes viral all eyes will be on the look out.

Jenny1010:


The japanese cucumber are short, i prefer them long and fresh

Hahhahaaaha... Check the hyrbrid one coz it has these tiny bumps

Plus it's more cheaper and crunchier

Ds is not making any sense to me

why y'all keep expanding your walls with CUCUMBERs ,
Now how are we gonna enjoy those pussies after digging mighty CUCUMBERs in there

TrapQueen77:





Hahhahaaaha... Check the hyrbrid one coz it has these tiny bumps

Plus it's more cheaper and crunchier

waw.. this look good. am already salivating

#Istandwithcucumber

What's all this rubbish about cucumber sef.I eat cucumber almost everyday cos of its health benefits abeg op don't let that bother you.

Nairaland girls= Cocumber republic

cucumber is good for the cat

BiafraBushBoy:
I am so erect now..!!

please who has groundnut oil, I want to use it and cook beans..

Epp!!

lol

Cucumber Is Stale Ja'e...'em nw Goin For Cassava..Smh

O Lord my best fruit..i cnt even eat it again,talk about sucking and eating ur own dick after sex All these Lesbians e no go better fr una

sisisioge:


I kuku no like cucumber before, the thing no dey sweet. Na to continue to buy bananas o.

What a cucumber can do, and unripe banana can do better . Some people like theirs unripe lol. Heard it does wonder for an acute vision too. That's double double.

Vado:


What a cucumber can do, and unripe banana can do better . Some people like theirs unripe lol. Heard it does wonder for an acute vision too. That's double double.

I'm only here to see the babes standing with cucumber

Y will u hv only cucumber in ur house?

lols so so funny!!!

Never underrate the mighty POWER of cucumber