NewStats: 3,262,634 , 8,177,740 topics. Date: Tuesday, 03 June 2025 at 06:14 AM 536ia

Hi everybody,


There once was a thread created to archive d0pe punchlines, wordplays and so on. Now, going by Newton's third law of motion which says, "for every action, there is an
equal and opposite reaction," there has to be a thread reacting to that one. This is why this thread has been created.

We all claim to be super d0pe, but we've all, at one point or the other, been guilty of some egregious writeups. The hilarious thing about it is that, at that very moment when you come up with the write-up, you are convinced beyond every shadow of doubt that you've just executed an impeccable creativity. When people castigate you because of it, you rebuke them immediately. But sometimes, after a little while, when you look back at some of those wordplays and punchlines, you go like, " am I the one who wrote this Wack sh1t? What the..." Lol.

And it isn't our own write-ups alone we once thought were incredibly d0pe, but also others. now when we take a look at them, we feel and wish we had known better not to have hyped the whole thing above the heavens.

However, some lines which were written and posted had immediately been identified as being overwhelmingly wack by all. Some remain debatable. Whichever the case maybe, all I want to say in a nutshell is that; let's post every write-up we consider to be either a DUMBLINE or a WACKPLAY.

Let me open the floor, shall I?

when i bring arms ta damn........... then bury the f.aggot
in netherland/

Elymaxiimus


I come smoothly and awesome/ to have my 'Team mar ya' when they put a tool in your bosom/ then ffuck you
up badly without using a condom/
. . So if this 'Plantain Boy' fails to 'Bow Down' . . my
shots ll ravage his buttocks as I Shoot at his 'Bum Bum'!!/

Mikuz











Let's go guys

Cc
Ibime
Coogar
Mikuz
Emaprince
Guykhena
Limerick
Kr0ne
Ksslib
Darkrebel666
elymaxiimus
Fuckyouhard
YoungDaNaval
Teddybiyasi
Lagunna
Warriblood
Loonat11kk
Streetwize
Obainojazz
007Bruce
Ojoawo
Thunderstorm
Theprekky
Glazierz
Illness
Elvisonjack2
Sosiqdude
Deepthoughts
Gottoboy
Jigsawkillah
Paulthor
Iceskidd
Wrongturn
Ckushy
Devilmaycry
Testerfuze
Sammcarter
Geoxpress
Heywhizzy
Captainflash
Willofsteel
Dj5naira
Krizzkutz
Giyazz
Kingdimes
Richommie
Rapacme
Reyginus
Jonlamar
Bars
Aeio
Aminda
Redjohn2
Sarmiie
Macsika
Olusharp
Goshikid.... Etc

Team mar ya

darkenedrebel:
If wack wordies were awards , Team Mar ya would be Grammy

Another wack wordie is from FYH/gayson
He played Illinois with Illy noise ..Christ!
Illinois is pronounced without the S ..so it sounds like illiNOI

Mikuz

Dark I've warned you enough, the next time I hide your post you ll cop a ban, trust me.

mikuz:
Dark I've warned you enough, the next time I hide your post you ll cop a ban, trust me.

Why na?

This thread is for wack wordplays. Team mar ya qualifies. Chillax.


My female dog bite ya bollocks off/
Youll only remain a Man in this City. . . if I Call Her off/ - Me

Ibime:


Why na?

This thread is for wack wordplays. Team mar ya qualifies. Chillax.


My female dog bite ya bollocks off/
Youll only remain a Man in this City. . . if I Call Her off/ - Me

No, I'm not talking about that - he referred to Jason21 as gayson. Imagine!!

Besides this i thread is ridiculous, what are my supposed to do with it?

mikuz:


No, I'm not talking about that - he referred to Jason21 as gayson. Imagine!!

Besides this i thread is ridiculous, what are my supposed to do with it?

Chill bro. It's just for fun

I'm bout to kill me a nigga, he gettin this tommy/
we only drowned him cos the beech try to copy/
right before this battle y'all dont need to see an autopsy to know this is a body/
hold on i said y'all dont need to see him on top sea to know this is a body/ - iceskidd

what is this?

I'm not saying those wordplays

some kid already sees me as an enemy for saying the truth
I don't want more enemies

Someone once played
Shark eat the bobo - Shakiti Bobo

Ibime:

Why na?
This thread is for wack wordplays. Team mar ya qualifies. Chillax.

My female dog bite ya bollocks off/ Youll only remain a Man in this City. . . if I Call Her off/ - Me

I don't have wordies as dumb as this. quote me anywhere

JigsawKillah:





I don't have wordies as dumb as this.
quote me anywhere

you don forget your condemn/condom?

I once played......rich as$ aba(asaba) boys and bury the fake...in delta state...can't well

007Bruce:
you don forget your condemn/condom?

na dope wordie!

one son of a dead thief once played 'her poker lips/ apocalypse'...........i dunno his name, though, but his father is dead. nigga must either be so dumb or he has an incurable h-factor

.

higher then more cool / haierthermocool..my humble self

cope in Haggin/ Copenhagen. .elymax

007Bruce:
I'm bout to kill me a nigga, he gettin this tommy/
we only drowned him cos the beech try to copy/
right before this battle y'all dont need to see an autopsy to know this is a body/
hold on i said y'all dont need to see him on top sea to know this is a body/ - iceskidd

what is this?

haha you no well

JigsawKillah:
I'm not saying those wordplays


some kid already sees me as an enemy for saying the truth

I don't want more enemies

Just post whichever writing it is

Heywhizzy:
higher then more cool / haierthermocool..my humble self

cope in Haggin/ Copenhagen. .elymax

then all warriblood plays

Lol. Search well bro, I don't think this one is part of the bad write-ups I might have. Btw, don't just say "all of wariblood's plays, " post them. Haba, that lad has had some decent write-ups too.

But like whöre in Yoruba .....He got into
the battle.....And put up a Hollow show/ - dark rebel. Lwkmd . Wtf nigga

It won't
be 'Marvel or S.H.I.E.L.D' .....When I send Mik to
the grave......Just for trying to 'Avenge her' !/ -darkrebel

My lighter ll burn her to death, till I leave you with an
Ash anty . . . like a place in Ghana!!!

Mikuz

My kill-count is numerated in Yoruba-English ....that's why I'm the King of Metaphor

-- coogar

philandering paedöphile. . .Uncle borehole/
but if he 'fill his teens' with his funky hormones/

- ibime

Police will soon 'nail son'. . . for tryna 'peek a junior' . . . .like the Formula 1 Brazilian driver!!/ (Nelson Pique Jr)

-- ibime

ELYMAXiimus:
philandering paedöphile. . .Uncle borehole/
but if he 'fill his teens' with his funky hormones/

- ibime

Hehehehe. . .feck off ninja. . . you must be pronouncing Philistines like your local pastor for Okokomaiko. . .

ELYMAXiimus:
Police will soon 'nail son'. . . for tryna 'peek a junior' . . . .like the Formula 1 Brazilian driver!!/ (Nelson Pique Jr)

-- ibime

Pique junior. . . exquisite!