NewStats: 3,263,950 , 8,182,045 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 12:23 AM 3c264l

These things don't end. Our police can be inept. Ayinde Bakare? What has happened to that investigation? Dele Giwa?

bakila:

Those were days when after a successful landing, engers will give a single round of applause to the pilot and hurry off the aircraft.

People still do it. Was on a KLM flight to Lagos, people clapped on touch down

14th March, Deputy Inspector General of Police and 3 others killed in Chopper crash in Jos.

Interesting.

The Kevin guy works for Mobil. I used to know him. I didn't know he was a wife ab... we used to hang out those days in Eket when I came from Houston to work. Damn mehn. Hope his employers see this. Then this is Naija

Reno aka Beaf this is how you were bullying Kathleen on twitter. Abeg waka far jor, goodluck asswipe like you

Reno Reno Reno, How many times have I called you?

You have lost touch with reality. Tell your oga that he is the lazy phuka. He is always inebriated with monkey tail from AM to PM while the country burns.

Danduriwa

pinkrex:

I keep hearing 'We' in your construct. Would you have done this


Please this is a solution thread and not an 'already known facts of assumption' expository one. She just showed how it can be done, without waiting for the Govt. so go and proffer solutions about our numerous problems instead of reminding us what we already knwo. And if you don't have anything to say

[size=16pt]pinkrex, or whatever gay name you give yourself.

This is a free zone. If you don't like my comments, take a shaft and stick it down your bum.

Proper people out there are looking for the solution. There really is nothing you can do here. [/size]

[size=18pt]People should keep their frigging religion private.

Praying on the street is a fire and security hazard

It insults one's senses.

I get really mad seeing people take over public places for praying or partying. People who do these are inconsiderate human beings!!![/size]

[size=18pt]Then remove Abraham Lincoln from the annals of American history.

Muritala is the best Head of State we have had. He stood against all what was wrong in this country.

Including secession.

He hated corruption.

He wanted democracy

He stood against the hegemony of the west. He ed Angola in the fight for freedom and also South Africa. Little wonder he was killed by the CIA

Discipline was paramount.

He had his faults, like the sacking of top civil servants, many of who were corrupt anyway.

Don't let's deface and degrade his legacy with stupid sectionist comments by the OP
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[size=18pt]The Nigerian citizen doing the work of the Nigerian government.

We already provide our own light, our own water, our security and roads. . . now we have to hunt down criminals by ourselves. Its the deepest shame imaginable.

Our shallow minister who represents the youths was spewing mindless garbage in the media, reminiscent of his boss Gridlock Jonathan[/size]

[size=16pt]When you tell the SSS or Police where he is, they'll either rob you of the money or rob you of the money and your info to Boko Haram. . . [/size]

[size=14[color=#000099][/color]pt]ALL ABIA PEOPLE IN LAGOS, ABUJA, KOGI, UK, USA AND KAURA NAMODA SHOULD BE SENT BACK TO ABIA STATE.

We have so many nonsense people in government. Anyway, Lagos too was 'deporting' people.

Stupid government, idiot people

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[size=14pt]NA WHO GET BIG NYASH and CONNECTION GO GET JUICY NNPC JOB

I wonder if NNPC, DPR, NPDC, NCC would be taken out of the list.

There would be a killer demand for this juicy places. Guess who would get them? Not you on Nairaland. Some ministers gurl friend or cousin.

Some stupid policy statement made by a retrogressive minister.

From time immemorial there has been discrimination in work places based on talent and skills, connections, sometimes sheer luck and bravado. . .

It is no secret that a lot of the NYSC guys/girls in ministries are jobless. Hardly contributing anything for the whole of one year.

I think it's about time the whole thing is scrapped. Clueless ministers.[/size]

Africason:

That guy is a legend! I bet when he was turning profits for them it was kool. Probably, he was encouraged by the bonuses and pecks he was gona receive hence 'gambling' away such money?

Same thing I was thinking. Failure is a bastard

Do you work for UBS? How is it more complicated?

I need inside gist o! Or should I report you to the Financial Service Authority and Serious Fraud Office

Speaking with Pastor Jegede Johnson in this regard, he asserted: "I do not expect anything less from John because right from nursery school, he has been a quick learner. Whatever he learns, he never forget. We sleep in the same bed which gave me opportunity to wake him up early to read after which, he became used to it."

Where does this man's wife sleep? On the floor?

[size=16pt]From the BBC: A rogue trader was arrested today in one of the biggest losses from rogue traders.

It would be interesting to know how he was able to get away with a loss as big as this. Is this a lack of proper internal control? Controls and oversights have been tightened since the Jerome Kerviel debacle of 2008.

In a way, Kweku's rogue dealing is a culmination of the Ghanaian dominance in all fields of endeavour we as Nigerians hold dear. Their football teams are better than ours, their economy is better run, they have power, politics cleaner and more able (at least till the oil money starts rolling in) and of course our exclusive preserve: FRAUD. This latter I find very disgraceful.

In all our years of fraud, the total amount does not even come close to 2 bn dollars Maybe Anajemba?[/size]

which rivers are we going to dam Reno/beaf?

Why we too like deceive ourselves like this?

I have 3 kids but I am still a virgin. . .

Aregbesola is one of the worst governors in this dispensation. He doesnt give a crap about the people. What the heck is he doing in Saudi Arabia when there are problems in his home state?
In western countries, their leaders would be hurrying back to their home base to quench the fire. Instead we get some stupid ass comments via facebook pronouncing death and pestilence against those who don't wish him well.

Mercy no wan waste im the marriage dress weu she buy. We understand.

who de believe police?

dude was killed over money plain and simps. The Police Station should be investigated. I know there are no proper forensics in Naija, but let us see the picture of the dead man. where did the bullet enter and exit through? trajectory? fingerprints?

If we had proper journalists, they will follow up on this. . .

Gbege wants to set.

I am particularly interested in the 'Yoruba Leaders' that were given the money.

bringing in too many Naija artistes abi ?

Got British Pounds for 263 to the naira. . . Was I being reaped off; I was in a hurry and the malam just threw the banana at me and I grasped it.

Is this how bad the naira has become. Been a while I traded pounds

the problem here is i reject all of the religions:

Satanism, African Trad Religion, Witchery/Wizadry. Islam, Christianity, Buddhism, Stupidity, Crase.

Simple reason is because they are all a tool for control.

The truth is we are all humans, we die we die. There is no greater force controlling anyone. We make everything up.

Imagine someone from 18th Century Ibadan coming to life today, he'll think aeroplanes are magic, cars are magic, modern photography is witch craft.

Possessing advanced knowledge should not be the basis of religion

Our journalists are a very lazy bunch.

They did not even go into details of what the research is about.

Someone probably got the news from a beer parlour across from where the event happened.

Pity the future of journalism

[size=15pt]All these Operation Goat, Operation Go Slow, Operation Mumu will not work.

See what happened after Odi when OBJ sent out soldiers, see what has happened to Boko Haram after their leaders were killed.

In fact, I forsee a situation where similar trends would soon start being seen in the South of Nigeria. Frustrated jobless young people are all over the country.

As long as the government does not solve the fundamental problem of social injustice, illiteracy, weaning people of religion and reducing corruption, these problems would multiply. Sooner or later, the government officials in Abuja would soon start getting killed. Their houses in their home towns would be unsafe for them.
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Being a cynical old douche , I would assume the reason for rioting is:

No light
Exams are close at hand
Some cultists disturbing them
Garri don finish for hostel
Increase in fees

Read:

[size=28pt]GERMAN NATIONAL!!![/size]

The man is not a Nigerian. Since Goodluck got into presidency we no longer do bad things

Run and don't look back!!

Okeyz,

I think any one can be a roustabout. It doesn't require any skills. In the UK and Americas, its for the people who don't have any skills. It is not for the faint hearted. Personally, I would not advise anyone to stay too long as a roustabout. I would advise people to get a degree or training to move up.

Ike, I am happy for you. At least you are willing to do hard work. Please don't make it your destination. Try to aspire to higher things. Make money as a roustabout, invest in trainings and education and move on. . . I have seen too many roustabouts stay on forever as roughnecks. This is good if that is what you want of course. . .

This is from a former driller who has moved on.