NewStats: 3,265,047 , 8,185,436 topics. Date: Friday, 13 June 2025 at 09:15 AM o4z4e

The day this ball hit my major balls

I died like 6 times on the field before i was rushed to the school health center.

No regret so far. ON God

My Oga, just brace urself for the impact. Its gona be soo loud and noisy. I was once in ur shoes, d likes of palmcredit, Okash, Fairmoney, Lcredit, Xcredit and so on. The biggest mistake u made was borrowing one to pay d oda. Last last u go hook. And ur debt go over rise ur power.


Let me tell u what i did...

Just keep welcoming and postponing dem. Pick their calls its gona be messy with those useless agent girls especially. But just absorb it and keep telling dem u will pay dt they shld give u more time.

Also be ready to face blackmail. Some will send bad message to ur s. Just tell anyone who call i frm ur dt u are nt d one that its a mixup. That u av sort it with dem. Nobody will judge u bro. Funny enough, some of ur go don default too.. Normal Normal...lol.


But u try o. 1 million naira.

Mine was around 520k.


With time, some will get tired and free u. Bt as per okash, faimoney.. bros, u gas pay o. Those guys can fkag ur BVN via Credit bureau.

Mine don dey flagged since 2016. Be like say e remain like 40k to clear all of dem completely.

Okash still call ds week money wey i borrow around 2015 wen i loose my Job.. for u to knw hw mean dey can be at times. Fdem go pursue u bro. Bt just be strong and ready to leverage from now on till wen u fully pay of


2k , 1k, 1,500 like dt. God is ur strenght o

Do it the right way. I am nt advertising for anyone. Bt if u bet responsibly.. bro u will make money..

Nt dt u wont loose bt ur winning outsmart ur loss

I dnt do more dan 2k per slip

I save over 15k weekly after getting to do oda runs..


Just 2odds each X 3 differnt slip.

We don stake today own.. Brt slip 1 don drop already

If u are inrerested.. follow up and say HI

Episode22:
hello, thank you for this info.
Please, is it thesame with this one, I mean the power bank your boss bought?

It will arrive tomorrow on pay on delivery, and according to konga, not refund after the seal is broken. I no wan fall my hand

YES

My boss purchased 1 last month.


He is using it currently and we all enjoying it with him. Infact, i stopped going to work with my New age power bank because of the long troath i get for his own..
Its actually working well and fine, he usually charge it overnight with his Inverter and we av been using it for over 3 months now.
Although d maximum it gets to is around 85% charged mayb because he dsnt give it enough time to charge well before removing it from light every morning.
However, i noticed something lately, it trip off whenever the battery gets to 56% or so. It will ne charging ur devices and den trip off by itself, u will den av to press the button on it den it continue working again. We are stil monitoring it
Aside that, the powerbank is ok

Where is the Eye

E no dey End well

Driving at late night is soo dangerous coupled with the fact that they must av gotten high since dey were just returning from the club.
Rip to the lost souls. I pray for quick recovery for the survived.

E fit happen to anyone. Make God they shield us .
Drivers , if u must use dt road late in d night, please dont over speed

Check well my people.

All those qualities na from his father. He mastered all dt from his Dad

Naughty me was actually busy focusing on the teachers a*s...lol.


The door handle please

DMerciful01:
THIS KIND BABY SELF

The baby no get issue. NA JUST CIRCUMSTANCES

Bro saw warning signs. May God continue to be with us

They Both Look like an AI

Most of All Microfinance Banks.

Infact they accept deposit till 2Pm

Sapasenator:

I don't bandy words with brain dead individuals.

Your Parent are the dead individuals here

Oloshi

Sapasenator:


Trump watch porn, even slept with his favourite pornster and is richer your your lineage.

Trump..

Smiles


Continue to justify ur useless porn life.

U will realise ur gross error later.

Coward

Sapasenator:


Porn is not a good habit but not the reason for failing in life.
A failure will still remain a failure without porn.

You can say that though

Sapasenator:


How does that relates to anything. Billionaires with multiple girlfriends watch porns. What are you on about?

Bros, dey dia dey deceive urself .


porn will deal with u bitterly.


Stop Watching it for 21days only if u can and be sincere with urself. U will understand what i am talking abt

No1 Question..

Do u watch porn??

cjswitch:


Prices are open to negotiation.
And I don't understand what you mean by where you are from

Thats what we use here for transport.


Its ok bro

Happy Selling

Bros, hw u go sell ds Mini 1.2m na.

Fear God o...


Before u insult me, Know that i am typing from Ikere Ekiti Axis

You be Weyreh i swear

Streett:
Masturbation ain’t the reason for Your weak 10seconds strokes …. Scratch off that mentality first things first! (Except You get libido issue matta sha though) …… But say Masturbation na why you dey quick to fvck, stroke less & cum fast …… Naaaaa!


Me self dey masturbate once once .., BUT not as overly too much as Yours and guess what, I still constantly rearrange & Dissect my Caro’s gut, spleen, liver & bowels on missionary & ruthless backshots steadily on overtime just as she wanted it AND as it should be ..💦

You mentioned from 16yrs…. So what? ….. most of us been beating our meat since jss1….. so my guy lock up! Masturbation na norms…..!

Folks be pretending they don’t masturbate and be way too shy to talk or it it !
Big ups to the Ladies, They it it more often these days than the guys 😉


Some guys sha 🤦🏿‍♂️
The Real Simping Simps Of Nairaland 🤣

Me no be Simple Man.. I rugged, i get coconut head I stubborn die ah no dey gree and ah no dey hear word 🤣🤣…

Infact I stay dedicated when it’s time, You go think say ah wan do special prayer … na lie … ah wan masturbate be that 🤣😂….
No distractions… jus me and my private me time , infact ah dey hang calls while in the middle of it except you dey very important for my life that’s when I can take calls of such.. Just me… Exploring all by myself.

Everything needed kept aside, Towel or tissue, Headphones, Make sure doors re properly docked & locked, curtains are drawn as well.. Snacks and coke or water aside incase session enter 1hr.. I might need the fluid & snack Intake.. 🤓

And I so sorry for you if come looking for me or calling my phone or God help you you no call me before you comot house dey drive down then the estate gate calls that you’re are at the gate at such time .. sorry you dey your own… 😏
You go old for that gate/door😂.. Till I round up Wetin concern me 😏

Infact Masturbation self get level….
The energy needed to nut on coochie shot is different from video calls watching each other spreading & gaping y’all glory to one another as yall get sunk in the moment drainin each other the fvck out 🤣🤣…..

You can nut to countless broads at the same damn time , Potential is endless with Masturbation 😂…. Nothing spent , No pre or post nut drama .. No nothing! Just peace 😂…. Energy spent well deserved 😂
Nothing like that annoying questions some few Naija ladies ask after sex…. “Did You cum inside me”? 🤦🏿‍♂️
Kai 🤦🏿‍♂️….
That question go make you feel like say you useless true true for life and you self go begin believe 🤣🤣
That’s what that Teri me question does to us 😂
Ladies abegg make Una stop am , Try appreciate the effort put in to make y’all convulse in a healthy orgasm🥲.. we dey try, our lives too matta 🤣🤣




Nigga I beat my meat in solitude till i blast off loads of warm creams to utmost satisfaction 💦..
Wow…. It feels divine! The feel is inexplicable.. ⚡️🔥🤲🏽…. All of a sudden I wanted some more …Something this beautiful and therapeutic can never be demonic … Una dey mad ? 😂!
How you gon talk ill about shixt you ain’t never felt or experienced 🤷🏿‍♂️…..I mean it’s right there, You only failed to explore or experience it …. And so those who had more balls than You did. But then you turn around and brand them “demonic “…
ok o demonic kwa 😂😂
Iha tuluto , infact o to gbuom hands down 🤣
You dey kolum akiko 😂😂😂
Make Thunder wipe your belle commot 😂….
Self called half baked ignorant wannabes
talkin bout demonic my ass 🙄😏

It takes a Special kind of woman to take one to that euphoric orgasm zenith that one has attained overtime over the years of Masturbation.
You dey whyne Masturbation ni 🤣….. una go learn 😂

Matter of fact , Na Masturbation naim make me sabi fvck well well …. The real ones weh know wassup know wetin I mean🤓…

Built me own Orgasm endurance through Masturbation. we go fvck tire o 🤣🤣
We no dey cum again self 😂
And the gbola self begin dey grow dey big due to years of constant excessive stroking and stretching during wankk sessions …..oh lord see my life 🤦🏿‍♂️🤣😂
See body … see gbola … see endurance .. and naturally we con spoil 😂
Omo 😂
See Husband material 10,000 Yards 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If we con start OnlyFans with una, sorry o 🤣..
Otilor 😂
I sell my pride for Solo Orgasm 🤣
the matta long 😂
Aradugbo Egbami o 🤣🤣🤣
Cuz Wetin be this 😂😂

Oh Well, Jokes aside … jus don’t over do it … Cuz you’d be loosing way too many vitamins & minerals especially if you’re not eating right or lacking daily supplements to help aid your immune system…. Even with them daily Aid supplements , still don’t over do it that’s all!


But that Your daily wankk routine too much na ..
8 sessions a day would sure fvck up Your immune system most definitely….

But wait.. Guy small small na !
8 solo orgasm a day for this harsh economy 😂
You trynna OD on Your own Orgasm Bruh 🤣🤣



Make we serious small
…The result you get from drinking a cup of water is quite different from the Result you get from gulping down a large drum of water…. Don’t get me wrong, water is sure vital in this narrative , but different consequences or results when consumed in different ways or measures.. ☝🏾

You catch me drift Yea? Bible self talk am say too much of everything is bad!…. So easy my brother

Na straight from large drum You dey drink daily all these while Bros 😂….
Alaye abegg try dey use cup henceforth 🤣


Try reduce am and as well stick to a few Daily Vitamins & Supplements to help You Recuperate & Live healthier….. Exercise more too! Make Fatigue no go kill You throway o 😂…… You been stuck on level Fatigue Bruh… fatigue Lifestyle Bruh 😂…. E no dey be you like say eye wan turn you sometimes ni 😂….. You lack vitamins & minerals Bruh 😂… And No be say you lack am o 😂You dey waste am daily with nothing in return to supplement 🤣…
Bros You wicked small sha nor be lie 🤣🤣…
You been unconsciously suicidal Nwanne 😂



So You gats supplement for lost energy my guy…. stick to eating well , reduce Your daily SPERM discharge … Rest well… Be productive! Seek valuable distractions as well…
Na fatigue dey carry you dey flaccid anyhow when Caro spread sheer butter for your front 🤦🏿‍♂️



Lastly, Quit bussin nuts on Your Grandpa’s Grave..….. That’s being a total nuisance & Demonic 🤣 Yo’ 😡

Yes o! That wan demonic well well no be small 😂…
Ah no that wan o
me self fear you small for here 😂
…. Be like you mental self 😂
Abi Bros You mental ? 🤣🤣


Cuz wtf Bruh ? Y’all got beef going on before he ed on Thats got you spillin creams on Your own Lineage ? 🤷🏿‍♂️… me self confuse !

Do that shixt at your own privacy whenever you deem it fit to Okay … ✊🏽



Meanwhile Majority of us like Masturbation die o …. Infact nothing can put asunder🤣
But the bad bad evil and dirty bigotry hypocrisy weh full their mind no go let them it or talk true for this Nairaland 🤣🤣….. Bootlickers 😂, I know a few… Desperate attention beggars🤣… Poor Gutted bigoted ones too…
Slaves 😂😂….
Awon pretender osi 😂…..
s Ozuors 😂….


Ladies, Some of Una lack orgasm na why Una face strong Israel special forces too self .…
Aunty you self chill, create a You time and explore that kitten … Know thy self so that another jigga fit know You the right way You want am to… Better solo orgasm makes you Glow …. Buss some few solo nuts often 💦… that’s how You look radiant & stay approachable 😢
Una go live happier life see better husband I swear 😪… Trsut me , We Men Love our women CRAZY …. That’s why we always go back back to or have that nasty side chic down the road 😂

And for You reading this Deep down You & I know You’ll never stop touching yourself 🤓…… Fear not Bruh, I’m with You 🤣

Guy, I don’t plan to stop either😂🤣🤣…..
Never 😂!!!
We die here 🤣
The subscription longgggg🤣
Ehn Yes I stubborn I corrupt I agree 😂🤣…
Me and my Personal enjoyment for LIFE ✊🏽🤣🤣
Na me be my own Personal Therapist , ain’t shixt you can tell me 😂.. Masturbation valid for me die seh 😂

Dollar don high … things don cost …. Love scarce… Fvck cheap… STD the cheapest … infact na free 🤦🏿‍♂️

Las Las Masturbation ain’t for the faint hearted, it’s for the strong ones 😪
If e easy Oya run am 😂
You weh dey shout its disgusting Oya Nack 8 times like this my brother and see wether You no go need ICU 😂🤣….

So e no easy abegg! We dey try ….😂



God abegg o ..
But which Kain life be this self na 😔
Make person wake up dey discus toto prick and cum this early December morning 😔.. Abegg ah don commot hand for this kain matta for now 😔


Later abegg .. Una do well drag me enter thread weh I try avoid countless times since I wake up this morning 🥲

Y’all made me do too much up there 😪
I’m gonna go look for my home training & think about my future too 😪


Ah wan serious small 🤓


Never

I refuse to be serious 🤣🤣…. I stupid die 😂😂
Serious kini 🤣
It’s too boring na


…. Who seriousness help for this economy self
Abeggy 😂
Seriousness weh no gree turn us to pilot and lawyer as we wanted back in the days in primary school 😂
I want to be a President , I want to be a Doctor when I grow up 😂.. dem go con clap for you your head go swell up 🤣🤣

POS Bet9ja don full everywhere 😂
For this Nigeria
Jus dey play

Over 1.5 Done and dusted

Honestly, The police boss did well. His boys must av tried to harass and request bribe as usual but his intervention was cool.

Use Google map with sense my people.
9ja Roads and Layout no dey arrange like dt.

Naso Google Map Carry My Padi for one night enter where them dey do Cult initiation, he said if nt for God dem for load him body with bullets. The map tag that location Cinema

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This is terrible.. May God heal her completely