NewStats: 3,261,381 , 8,173,849 topics. Date: Thursday, 29 May 2025 at 05:30 AM 3k2824

MzNelly:

Oh, I see. Everyone wants to be a vampire these days.
How much does it pay, anyway?

It doesn't pay cash, but rather in pink lips. Since most ladies want a man with pink lips, most men have now taken to vampiring. 

So that we can get pink/red lips like this 

MzNelly:

Go to bed, follow-follow   

Can't yet, the sun is still down, I'm a vampire

MzNelly:

Da fuq?  

Huh  

MzNelly:

Awwn, gracias.

de nada!

MzNelly:


I'm fine as I am, I love and adore me.
So I'm good. Thank you.

Well you should always love yourself, so I like the fact the you do.

MzNelly:


Saying I'm in the negative direction?

Well either that, or you're stuck in neutral; the latter being better than the former, but both equally needing a shove in the right direction.

MzNelly:


Inspiration for change? Lol
Tell me, why would I want to be inspired to change because you said I should?
I'm pretty comfortable.

It's always comfy when you're in your bubble, your comfort zone, while change seems scary.

Everyone should embrace change miss, in the positive direction, regardless of how comfortable they may feel at the moment.

MzNelly:


Lol, don't even try.

I could be your inspiration for change though, but yeah, I know the code - Don't start nothing, won't be nothing.

MzNelly:


Yes, I am. And I can't help it.

Well shoooot, who am I to change ya?

MzNelly:


[color=#99color]Did I call you silly?[/color]

Nope, just an observation. Guess it's cause you're always awful.

MzNelly:
Not every silly thought that pops into your head is thread-worthy
Learn!

Y you going round calling errbody stupid?

Every lady I've met swears by "THE NOTEBOOK", so I guess it has to be good if you're feeling soft and wanna cry

Ehhhnnnn! Farano, you are having zexx

Does your mummy know

Cutehector:
I looooove petit ladies. So easy to cuddle.

Tell em oooo.

Though I love all ladies, but petite ladies sha, chai!

You can just lift them with one hand, they can help you while you do push ups by laying on your back for additional weight.

Plus, they are adorable, so fluffy wuffy!

iceberylin:

Can supermods coup agains seun

Can Ireneony win Seuns heart?

Midehi:
Hey comot ur hand for there...if u try dat wit me, d kind bomb i go release tru there,nxt time ur hand go dey my neck

Release all the bomb you want, as long eee still dey hold am, he will survive the blast.

akinsadeez:



where did you get those pictures? They fit the points perfectly

lol, I just dey follow Mr. K.C.

KAYCEEJUNIOR:
3 Summary of getting an Igbo Girl.

1) Flash your car keys while on the date.


Check

[img]http://bossluxury.files./2012/10/tumblr_lufdurtrnz1qlo9hgo1_r1_500.jpg[/img]


2)Place your International port at a site


Check





3) Make calls about your container on a red sea and continue shouting.. million million million

Check

[img]http://2.bp..com/-En58Ry4GeeU/VLVvapw_BtI/AAAAAAABFfc/o93GSU7nZjA/s1600/photo%2B1%2B%282%29.PNG[/img]

Nna bros, I'm good to go!

I can't date a TOM BOY.

Gansta girl. OP she dey sag her tro? Make I know d degree.

mytime24:
loL

Hey missy, can I PM ya

Can I build my man too, or is it just for the ladies

Anywho, Here is my man:

(10) Gotta have his own place so when I visit, no grandma kills our high, like b**tch don't kill my vibe.

(9) If he's already a dealer then free drugs, Yao Ming!

( 8 ) Duh! Gotta pay for any extra drugs.

So close, pleeeaaaaasee

[size=17pt]NATASHA[/size] - Oh Natasha!

[size=17pt]SANDY[/size] - Sandy Baby!

[size=17pt]LOLA[/size] - My Sweet Lullaby.

Y can't u guys let d ladies comment

Y always cockblocking

alberto2k:
Yeah.. That's how we roll

How you roll, or how you troll

@laidyy, is that you in your profile pic? You're such a doll!

Gosh, will you marry me?

Please rate me too!

I look kinda tired in this pic, but I still like it: