NewStats: 3,265,294 , 8,186,278 topics. Date: Saturday, 14 June 2025 at 10:02 AM 3r4f2w

bowen2018:
I was told you're a lady. Thank you u don't know my status that's why you're talking like that at thesame misleading our people. for ur information am currently working with firs here at there HQ but I was asking for your no to call you to order and correct u privately so that you will not be exposed like this and continuing deceiving our honourable people. I know all ur information is baseless and is not in anyway related with what we have here.
Now listen, no list was released since early September, though we have about 317 names to be released between now and February, 2019 and we're still holding meeting upon meetings to perfect the arrangements. if you're interested of getting one just let me know. But the problem is that all of us here we are men of integrity and I don't think you can work with us. But if you a decent person I can help him.
Above all , stop deceiving people. Thank you.

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Listen young Man, I personally, I was given 2 slots before NASS invaded FIRS and demanded for 40 slotes. I was again given 1 slot at the 2016 recruitment that resumed August 13th. I have a slot currently that will be called before March 14th, 2019.

I discussed directly with your BOSS not even directors because I have my integrity intact. I have another slot in Raw Material Agency next week because of whom I'm. I can't have you as my . I don't dine with selfish people.

You have no idea whom I'm and if you wish to try, good luck to you. God knows I share info that may benefit other unemployed graduates who don't know where to start probably because they know no 1 in government.

Ladies and gentle men, this guy are the people who delete and trade quoters of their state in exchange for money simply because they are privilege to info they intend not to share.

I will advice those interested to find a way to visit FIRS Head office, plead with the SA. Tell him you don't know any 1 in government and that he should help you. Who knows, you may be lucky.

TESTIMONY

During FIRS induction on 7th to 8th of June, 2018. A young man who was not an employee of FIRS boldly went into the venue of the induction. As usually, the charman ask to receive comment from the audience so the young man stood up and narrate his experience how he has been looking for job. He said, he applied for this FIRS but not taking so he took this risk just to plead with the FIRS charman to consider him.

The whole place was calm and the charman applauded his braveness. As I'm talking to you right now, this guy have resumed in 1 of the MSTos.

Please guys, keep ego aside and go out there to plead with the FIRS 1st and 2nd BOSS. You may be lucky.

God will bless the work of your hands my people.

bowen2018:
I don't share information that is baseless like your own. Thank you

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Because you are daft, greedy and selfish on given information.

in my recollections, you have never shared any info that will be helpful to any 1. Greedy man.

You ask for my number and you didn't get it.

You sent me PMs upon PMs, I deleted it sharp sharp. Hence you resorted to vabal fisticulf. No wonder you are jobless since 2016.

You are waiting for FIRS to issue you your letter.

Go ghost from here. You not needed here..

bowen2018:
okay, but do your findings very well before posting anything into this thread. many people are eagle here not only you that know what is going on. some are more closer with Fowler than your

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You are close to him and awere of every development about the recruitment yet, you refuse to share info or idea that will benefit others. I did and you are trying to hurry it. Even if my recommendation is crud, the info is still usefull to some persons. Don't conciel info n be discouraging people for your selfish interest. Sha're it.

siina:
you are saying no one should doubt you like we dont know what we are saying too,I laugh

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I don't just give false info. Never..Chairman is still collecting CV. He will sign untop of the CV and it to his secretary to add it amongst the one's on ground especially from villa. Directly from Babatunde Fawler sometimes from Abiodun Aino. He was absent in office on friday so he collected the CV today and added it up. What are you telling? I'm using my to packag a friend to see him Fawler too. Hopefully befor friday. What are you telling?

bowen2018:
Mr. man can you stop misleading people, there is nothing like what you are saying here. Better do your findings very well before posting.

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Is quiet unfortunate for you to say this. Really unfortunate. I will be tempted to past the person appointment letter when it come any day from tomorrow. You will then confirm from the date.

Any thing I say, don't ever doubt me. I will be the last to mislead any 1. Don't doubt me.

TO RISK TAKERS ONLY PLEASE.


Those who have no faith in DPR anymore, FIRS BOSS has started collecting CV for another set of employment just like the way the 300 person where recruited 3 weeks back after the general recruitment. He is collecting it personally.

HOW DO I GET MY CREDENTIALS TO HIM?

Dress well and take the risk to seat at his visitors room like others to see him. When he is meeting people, you too have to go in. Introduce your self and call any name of any one you know on the villa either your friend or brother. E.g, I'm from Dunkan Mighty who works with chief of staff to the President. (That's how it works in Nigeria) He will collect your CV and sign on it.

If you speak Yoruba then you have 80% assurances of positive response. Case close.

N/B, their recruitment is a continues process like DPR. The difference there is that FIRS are taking more compare to DPR.

You gyz need to move out. Move, move and take risk. Don't just dump your CV and be speaking big English here.

Apologies as this is not DPR issues.

Regards.

Sholly24:


With all due respect, I think you need to look up d meaning of d word 'merit'...

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SOME stakeholders interest has been transfered to & promised 2nd batch by the 2 key players irrespective of scores. It will be unprofessional of me to quote conversations.

The truth is, DPR job can be best describe with Charls Darwin theory of Natural Selection & Habert Spencer theory of survival of the fittest, i e, only those with higher connection with PRESIDENCY/God/few people cinnected Tata/director/ shall survive in this final battle.

I repeat, whom so ever that win in the battle will now be seen, paraded & consider as merit candidate.

That's the truth so stop ranting & exploit every opportunity you've now that you still have the chance

N/B, this wasn't their wish but they need save their job so director is now likable by MEN in PRESIDENCY.

Some HIGHLY merited candidates were taking at the first batch tho.

Crane1:
@Xtruzz, can you please give an estimate of the merit candidates that make the second list?

I believe some merit candidates will make the list... Help throw more light on that part.

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Merit candidates at this point? For DPR work? For what I know, Those who struggle to make this 2nd list (200plus) through any means necessary are the merit candidates.

wixzer:
The part""keep reminding u r sponsor got me there"".. WHAT IF u don't have any...# lokacin hawan Buzu# yayi. ..lol

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But at least you have God.

bowen2018:
please bro., u mean some people collected firs APL last week and they are to resume next Monday?

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Yes.
300 of them are with their appointment letters.

UPDATE;

The appointment processes are still on going (100% sure).

The date of APL distribution is unknown & highly discrete to staffs, controllers & even directors.

We're privilege to get these info cuz we're not staff. Some employee are deff & dump on this 2nd batch issues, they don't know what you & I knows.

At this point, It's unhealthy to send your details to some 1 you are not sure of, to check your status. Harmless advice so be guided.

The list will take people by surprise.

Look at this scenario, we all thought FIRS had rounded up their recruitment only for them to release a list of newly employed staff of 300 just Wednesday last week to resume work on monday.

All you need do right now is to be prayerful n keep reminding your sponsor.


Good luck to you.

Okey1212:
Sometimes we shld, I think, take some information being shared here beyond the circumference of this ongoing recruitment.
But before that, the incoherence of some 'ideologues' here wld prompt a rational individual to ask, what exactly do we want?
When we're asked to pray, we wld say, 'like prayer is going to change the way of the connected'. Which invariably means that some of us have faith/confidence neither in God we pray to nor the prayers we offer to him.
Then take the road to get connected, we wld say, 'is that the way to get the job?'
Habah, what exactly do we want?
Back to my first paragraph, whether one is working in oil and gas or not, the importance of s shouldn't be undermined by any chance. We shouldn't narrow her idea of bringing this info forward to the sentiment we have gravelled around the root of this recruitment.
The day the driver of a top figure assists your entire community to get a project done, you wld know the importance of knowing him. The day a secretary or PA denies you access to a top figure that you're in 'chronic' need of his assistance, you wld know the importance of having at least little with that secretary or PA before hand. Gate keepers, office cleaners, personal drivers, assistants etc all these individuals are always helpful when you're working towards getting sth from any relevant organisation.
Knowing the friends, colleagues etc of those you think wld assist you tomorrow is a plus. Where and how do we get these s? The answer is our individual choice to make.
Finally, even if we are working in DPR already, the manner with which some of us respond to this conference information shows that we wldnt make good use of the opportunity.
Organizational Conferences are impactful in all ramifications.
@Xtruz, any ideas that wld help regarding the conference, plz share.
Good luck to everyone.

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Well said my brother, pray they said no. Go to where you will get connected, still no. Hahahahaha. It's well.

Thank you!

iman62588:
Xtruzz we do appreciate u sincerely for all information and selfless service to see dat hopefuls bcome successful...May God bless...but Xtruzz i feel that will b a bit unfair if pple have to look for this job diz way

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You are welcome my dear, it's very sad, that's Nigeria for you. I agree with you totally. Senators and some few big wigs too are very angry with DPR management but they are been promised 2nd batch. We're all unhappy.

Samsonik:
Lolss, this is exactly why most people are going against the publication so that their will be opportunity to dress smart and meet the high and mighty.

Nigerians, when are we really going to learn. This publication would have hit the right head since, we are here waiting. We will wait cos I am patiently hopeful...

At this point, we rely solely on God. Because he has the final say.

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Even if my idea doesn't add up doesn't mean you should indirectly tag me as some 1 who's planning to dress smart to get the job. At least, I'm bringing idea that may benefit others. I'm not selfish here.

In my recollections, you applied to work with the oil and Gas industry so there's nothing wrong in winning and dinning with those above you in the industry in any slitest opportunity.

Sholly24:


For those that want to make d move, all the best to you. But it is not right in any way for an organization like dpr to do things like that. Even if I am in Lagos I won't stoop dat low all cos i want a job in dpr, go to a conference uninvited, approach d so called 'Men of Integrity' and say what exactly, 'dat please sir I applied to ur organization, I ed d test and am sure i did well in d interview but i dont have anybody to help me, pls help me sir'. How did we get to this level in dis country? See ehn, we all know all of us cannot get this job but all we ask for is just fairness in d recruitment process so dat a good no of applicants dat merited it can get in and i dont think dats too much to ask. Though i still hope your recent update is not completely true especially d third point you made. But if true, those advocating for publication can go ahead with it for posterity sake. We know most federal agencies do recruitment d backdoor way, but for dpr to want to appear dey followed due process when actually most of it was done d backdoor way... They should have done it d usually way most fed agencies do theirs and save most applicants d stress (physical, emotional etc) and time wastage

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Point to note;

1. I won't have dropped the info if the conference is base on or strictly invitation.

2. You are calling them " so called men of integrity" as if you won't be glad to have them as friends or you won't take the job when they bring DPR APL letter to your door step.

3. Keep DPR aside, there's nothing wrong in meeting people above your standard in the oil & Gas industry.

It's not by force for you to.

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Seat down in the comfort of your room and be analysing my comments by picking my words. This is Nigeria...DPR job na hot cake.

DPR isn't police or civil defence. Just keep quite if you don't feet into my idea..

It's not by force. I know more will come and still analyse my information while the wise ones will take advantage of it.

Polchiz:

If I understand you very well, you are simply saying that there are no merit candidates in the second list?

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I'll advice you to summon courage and move. Gyz like you here are moving.

How do you move?

Find your way to the conference and collect phone numbers. Let's start from there.

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There is a conference in Eko Hotel Lagos. Baba LADAN & Kachukwu present are 100% sure.

When you get there and eventually meet LADAN PA, ( Baba Mohammed) he will tell you the recruitment is over till next yr so find a way to meet LADAN direct. Let him hear you direct. His a good man. Pray before going and be smart.

Best of Luck bro.

NigerianAvenger:
thanks man, hopefully the people who fall in the same category as you are given due consideration

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In reference to my previous post..

Those that want to achieve point 7 should visit Eko Hotel on 26th, 27th & 28th Nov, 2018 by 9am (early bird) but look good.

You never can tell because God is still saying something about your case in DPR. You may achieve my point 8 with those visit.

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Madam Xtruzz, I'm not in Gilbertase's mind but i can swear on anything that his intentions weren't to come off as antagonistic. Some of us always want to look at issues from a broader perspective because DPR recruitment will come and go but the flaws of the system won't and those are the kind of things that prayer cannot change because if prayer was a criteria for development i think Nigeria will be the most developed country in the world and Nigerians will have the highest population of successful people in the world.
Don't always be on the edge or try to think that everything said is to portray you in bad light and if you feel offended in anyway i apologize as it was my comment that set the tone for his and i think at this point in time a lot of us are already worn out and are only waiting for the end credits of the recruitment. [/quote[color=#550000][/color]]



It's okay.

[quote author=Gilbertase post=73254726] Spot on bro! The delusion in this part of the planet is hella funny. I just read some things and i'm like yo! of the plethora of tribes n nations abound in the world, with real issues, famine, disasters, like those really going thru things, not forgetting even the workings of the entire universe..na smeared DPR in Nigeria, holy tipex from heaven go come down for. We always have a chance to make the required change, be it in choosing our leaders or in ensuring that pple are able and do the right thing..but we almost never do that. Educated folk are shouting Atiku and Buhari upandan, then they enter and you start calling God. Please, dont insult God, and don't rubbish what prayers are meant to be![/quo[/color[color=#770077][/color]]te[color=#550000][/colo[color=#000099][/color[color=#990000]]r]]

So advising my fellow hopefuls to continue pray to God in absent of connection is an insult to God? I'm now rubbishing what prayers are meant to be by giving hopefulls a tip on the current trend?

May God deliver you from your pessimistic aptitude.

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Sholly24:


Thanks for d update but i am not clear on some of d points up here
1. 'Success is not based on merit' in d second batch. So what was it based on? My concern hope it doesnt go d way of 1st batch with most going to sh.
2. If you say b4 first quarter, dats b4 jan meaning dia is possibility of ing people dis yr as against what some pple have said recently here that its till next yr - jan or feb.
3. Your points 6, 7, 8 and 9 are more worrisome which i think is still more in favour of sh. Whats d hope of d common man?

Everything about this recruitment is worrisome. Pray to your GOD if no connectio.

kbrule1:
Mr Tata confirmed to a close pal that it is over.

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VERY IMPORTANT TO NOTE THAT:

1. The recruitment is a continue process which is a bit diff from their previous staffing process.

2. DPR needs to round up incorporating the newly employed staff into fed payroll (IPPS) before thinking .

3. The new list is ready and above 200 names but success is not base on merit. Take my word to the bank.

4. Those with strong back up made this first batch. Your ñames wasn't in 1st batch because, your source came late & not strong enough.

5. Permutation are ongoing for the 2nd batch. No date was given but speculation have it b4 1st quarter.

6. They where all around in town last week. Instructions have been given to tell all new request/rec letters that the recruitment process is over while response to those they promised 2nd batch are been told to be patience.

7. Director is a nice man of his word. Get his attention and make heaven.

8. You will eventually be called by DPR, no doubt abt it.

9. Praying hard & without season doesn't mean you are spreading your luck where your hands can't reach. No.

NO TENSION GYZ..
I'm very much sure some of us here are fully awere of this information and more but refuse to share because of some pessimistic hopefull.

Did you come here to tell us anything about the 400 slots that disappeared now leaving about 184 slots for the common man (which is now uncertain if its going to get to them). Thank God we heard it from Marvel65 himself, the 400 slots had less than 10% merit.[/[/color][color=#000000]



Is this the rumore you have been telling people? JESUS CHRIST, i will advice to pls, 1. Stop typing 2. Stop telling people what you know nothing' about.

Obviously, you only get your info from Marvel65 says, Xtruzz says, your only source of info are still those you criticise yet, you still call them out.

YOU ARE 100% FAR FROM SLOT DISTRIBUTIONS. YOU WON'T HERE IT FROM Xtruzz.

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Where is My one and only Xtruzz? . Make I radio her,

Come in Xtruzz, Come in Xtruzz....... Can you read me?
Are our defence line still holding up from the enemies? Do you need reinforcements? I repeat, Do you need reinforcements? Can you read me commander?

Trust and obey for there is no other way to be happy in Jesus but to trust and obey. Lalalalalala Lalalalalala ...........

Happy Sunday my people. May God help us.

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I think you should call Brocksamson and his cohorts for any update, you can't eat your cake and have it. Let him keep speaking English and be critizing people giving vital info while things are happening.

Even a child will say thank you for giving vital info to him or her. You think it's easy to penetrate those that give vital info we dished out?

I know of some 1 in this thread who's vital info was given to him by high ranking official in DPR. They intentionally gave him that info to see who will first share in this thread...|i withhold the outcome of that trap|

Marvel65 is gone because of those who are only good in wagging their mouth while 0% in given info. Level, them no get, you dont even know a spirit in DPR, yet you criticise others with info. The only thing you is No 7 Kofo Abayomi, Lagose.

Those that are waiting for me Xtruzz to dish out vital info so to use against me later are obviously waiting in vain.

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Will be okay very soon. V very soon. Thank you.

Bmarafa:
THE Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) has launched Value Monitoring and Benchmarking (VMB) to promote transparency and ability in the oil and gas sector.
Speaking during the launch in Lagos on Tuesday, the Director of DPR, Mordecai Ladan, stated that the VMB of oil and gas assets development is part of DPR’s regulatory oversight function.

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But LADAN wasn't in that launching rather, Mrs. Pat M.

No tension gyez, get set for the supprise.

BrockSamson:


Okay Xtruzz. we have heard you, we will ruminate on these points. It just that we have been hearing all letters are ready for so long..

Anyways we are sure you kept a piec[color=#770077][/color]e of the cake or least the picture of the cake before it was consumed for Oga Shakur.

Notindome I dey see you for there, I know say hand don dey scratch you

Thank you Brocksamson( no longer BrockwhatEver) for officially acepting to forgeting about the publication and indirectly shielding or protecting merit candidates interest. Thank you.

TATA will definitely hear about the cake from his boys....DPR MANAGEMENT will never let us down. They are worried too. We will hear from them soon. PATIENCE PATIENCE PATIENCE PLEASE.

BrockSamson:


Lmao. I am sure the sponge cake made plenty sense. Xtruzz that cake was loaded with love I don’t know why you are here fighting us, you know we mean well.

You have accused us of being saboteurs, politically inspired thugs; that part you said I didn’t write test or do invite really pained me oo but I didn’t take it to heart. I just defended myself with evidence.

Xtruzz the matter never rea[color=#770077][/color]ch like that. Just let it go.

Oya tell Shakur to please end this thing. Me wey I dey here dey fight dey waste money and energy for merit list since morning, I no even know if my name dey there

Point 1..
I never mentioned or call you thugs.

Point 2
You got no chioce than to wait. You didn't force DPR to recruit. So wait.

Point 3..
Shot your self on the foot by going to the press which may result to Marvel prediction (indifinit suspension of the recruitment) or remain patient and get the job. Choose 1.

I don't understand, DPR authorities are busy telling stakeholders that the recruitment is over. You want to indirectly tell stakeholders that 2nd list is on the way? They will call Shakur nah. Lemme stop here to avoid spiritual attack from some people again.

Oya choose 1 from point 3.

notindome:


Come ohh madam which PMs? Hope you are not just seeing the PM you personally asked to be reminded about SHAKUR's number if your 2nd week speculation failed and it did? I did PM you then but you didn't respond, did I make it a do or die affair? Remove mine from your 800pms Biko. When I need to PM you I will gladly state it, for now I have no reason to.n[color=#770077][/color]

Secondly, my post you are making an issue with, you did not address the issues raised in the post. It is the same you that have accused those who want a publication done as spoilers of chances. That is civility abi? Did you see anyone make a termite hill out of your accusation?

Madam, I repeat take a chill pill. See you when and if we are posted. Kin ji?

Posted where kwa? I will personally pray to God for you to be employed so can be posted to our DPR operational office in your state or village. Go there and battle with your village pipo. If possinle marry your village girls there.

I gave information you can work with, yet he throw it back to me. Bad mouth.

Must he remind me if the information didn't work out?
You lack HR technics. Instead of him (NOTINwhatEver) o first of all appreciate and thank me for my effort and info, then possibly ask if anything is on going, he choose to muck me because the information failed.

Is that how you motivate people? How do you want me to feel? I eat your cake. Oya come beat me...

BrockSamson:


Oga the name calling is totally uncalled for

We have all agreed to make this as civil as possible, why should we go low to the dirt at this final hour.

For your information, Everything he stated is his business. Whether you like it or not, everybody here is opinionated because of his/her interests. All he wanted was for @xtruzz to clarify her interest which she failed to do but it is obvious where that her interest lies.[color=#770077][/color]

The above statement was your only response bcus you see nothing wrong in his post. Yet you blaimed donafure for saying what is right.

Pls, don't send me PMs bcuz i have more than 800 PMs yet attended to any 1. Besides, I'm not Mordecai Dantani Baba LADAN neither I'm i from Kutigu, Lavun LGA. Go pray to your GOD if you have any. Mordecai is the best DPR director in the history of Nigeria. People like you who believe in sabotage, protest and crappy publication's will see nothing good in his istrations.

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notindome:


@Xtruzz,
I want to ask What is your stake in this recruitment at the moment? Not necessary in the taught that you are a Godfather candidate.

The rate at which you have been dishing out Infos (since the 2nd week of October failure and mention of publication) in defence of Mr Shakur and the purported merit list leaves much to be clarified on.

1. You are the only person that knows Mr Shakur's whereabout always not in the office and His phone number is only for WhatsApp and always switched off. Can you in the spirit of been selfless as you have claimed tell us who are the merit candidates whose letters are already typed and signed along with yours as you have said?

2. As you have made it a point to defend the so-called merit list at all cost, Can you in all honesty tell us what have you done in of even getting the plight of Hopefuls, you are claiming selfless service for, known to Mr Shakur? I guess you can as well tell us what finally happened to the cake if Mr Shakur was made aware of such gesture since you said he was not around and didn't see it?

Are you surprised why the questions are directly linking you to Mr Shakur? Don't be, it's either you know Him and hear from him or you are playing an instructed format as it must not affect your confirmed slot, for yourself alone, and not for the good of the general hopeful as you are sounding.(I may be wrong, I apologise, kindly clarify my points).

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All the best.

May be u should go through what you consciously vomited before you start pretending as if all is okay.

I don't joķe with what some 1 write to me. Pls stop sending me PMs.