NewStats: 3,263,446 , 8,180,169 topics. Date: Thursday, 05 June 2025 at 11:44 PM 53466y

DryMouth:

That's not ion, it's noise.

Arsenal have the most ionate fans.

There can be no celebration without noise.
There was noise when Barca made a come back against PSG too.

What do you Arsenal and Man Utd fans want to make noise about?
Half decade of trophyless seasons or captain Maguire show?

Angelfrost:


You do realize you didn't answer the question... Who wan stop them NOW??!

That's the problem.
You never know until that moment.

fergie001:

Maguire dey play for my team?

Bayern no dey get that kind player abeg.

Ok
Tomorrow, you go soon claim Villarreal.

Angelfrost:


Both teams together nor even reach! Talk another thing!

Where is VickyRotex these days?!!

Relax
Crystal palace beat city with Clean sheet.

garfield1:


No one is above bayern

Bayern is not a yardstick.

Cos dey trashed Barca 8-2 ages ago no mean say we no go hear word again.

Na one team comot them last season.
They are about to be eliminated again despite getting favorable draws like Salzburg

fergie001:

Chelsea....sorry Brentford

Na your captain Maguire go stop them.
You dey try troll another club but embarrassed to identify with yours.

1F30M4:


Lool the way y'all keep throwing this "simp" word around on here though. Considering that "simp" was derived from "simpleton", I used to wonder how y'all came about the whole simp narrative. I mean I get that loff can make people(men and women alike) do certain things wey dey be like say na juju even when they don't seem to get that same energy back from their significant other. If a man who tries so hard to please a woman either to get her attention or affection(hoping that she'll reciprocate also but eventually doesn't) is called a simp, how about when the tables are turned, what then do will you call such a woman? Just curious.

Oh great. Cool stuff. You'll dive into the 10 at once or spread it out, is there a deadline? Happy Sunday to you & yours btw

Even when the tables are turned, you can't still compare with what some guys do for a simple and basic stuff as getting laid.
We all read it here when a guy went to rob in order to get money to celebrate his girlfriend's birthday.

I have to take it one article at a time, Author, location, sample size, equipment, results etc.
No deadline, happy Sunday too.
Never been to church for like 16 months now though, hard to imagine for someone who was once an alter server.

1F30M4:


Hahahaha the definition may differ from person to person.

Nice one. How's it going? Any challenges so far?

But i believe most women secretly wish to have a simp for a partner.

No challenges for now ,
I ed about 25 articles, I'm going to review at least 10, find some missing gaps and give my recommendations.

1F30M4:


Sure, I am. Your reply to the OP was pretty sarcastic, I'm sure you didn't mean every single word of what you typed up there lol

Isn't that what most of you want?
"A real man"

I'm working on one.

Accuracy of Computed tomography urography, in the staging of urinary bladder carcinoma.

1F30M4:


Yup, why the sad emoji lool

You must be familiar with systematic reviews then.

1F30M4:



Hahaha you're pure cruise.

You said you are a researcher

Dproperties:
Please spare this post s

My current situation is

There's this lady I met 2 and half years ago, we became just friend.

I provide few of her needs, shoes, money and few necessary things due to she needed some despite never she has opened her mouth to ask from me but I do know what and when she needs.

She's a hustling Young single mother of one abandoned while pregnant and she has this positive attitude.

Well, I am a single guy who's seriously catching up with my portfolio in business and not hungry also never am I after her body.

There's this time she has boldly expressed her interest in me which I turned her down with excuses, till the extent of even ing 2 night in my apartment but not consecutively which I never for once make a move to lay with her. Asin (My wiwiwi no even stand up)..

The issue now is that she has started saying that I declined the offer for relationship because she's not in my class (to which I don't even have class)

And each time we get to meet she now gets Moody and it bothers me so much. And do you know her baby loves me innocently.

I don't even know what to do because seeing her that way hurts me.
I have assured her that I will always be her backup should when necessary... I do not know what to do.

God sent you to her to rescue her.
Persist with her, place her and the kid on a monthly allowance.
To lighten up her mood, open a t with her and start planning marriage.
The baby loving you is not a coincidence, you her the father, even though not biological, open a trust fund for the baby.
All the best bro, you are a real man.

Mariangeles:


If you couldn't beat Madrid in that your tiny stadium, na for Bernabeu you wan come beat them?

After the match, I'm ready to listen to your excuses

DownChelsea:
Harzard that can't even start in the super Eagles team is the person Arsenal are considering? Jeezz.



Meanwhile, fat Lampard is gonna face-off with the club that has always been his worst nightmare both as a player and manager TODAY.

One day you go give yourself rest.
Or manyoo go force you to rest with embarrassment.

soundOsonic:
I don't understand the trend, if a lady wants to have a comback when an insult is thrown at her by a guy, she immediately result to broke shaming a guy.
Most ladies, if not all ladies that do this are financially below the man they are broke shaming.
You are broke, you come dey laugh person like yourself because he broke. You no too dey reason nii?

Some of them feel having a vagina is enough,it's like their own form of capital ,hence they are never broke.
They can decide to stake the vagina and cash out anytime.
You know all these things, you created the topic to create controversy.

Shadysen:
naturally IMO state people and anambra don't like marrying each other, I stayed in anambra I heard them saying that they can't marry from IMO state

I asked her for reasons, she it has to do with ritualism, that her dad said it's rife among Anambra men.

Shadysen:
Igbo people always hate calabar people

Who dem come like?
I get one Ibo girl from Imo, she tell me say her papa don tell her and her siblings make dem no marry from Anambra.

Agbegbaorogboye:

FYI, Madrid won the 2017 UCL final 4_1. Four goals in a single final. That's more than the total number of goals Chelsea have scored in all the finals they've played in.
Hope you get the gist

K

Agbegbaorogboye:

If winning twice is not luck, then a two time winner should know that he's nowhere comparable with a 13 time winner. Throughout Chelsea's history, they have never produced a ballon d'Or winner. Something Madrid have in abundance and even one is still in the team.
You guys won your first UCL on penalties playing against a team who had won four times before then. UCL finals are usually won by teams with the most pedigree the final, so it was luck that tilted the match in your favour.
Last season as well, you won 1_0 against an otherwise free-scoring side. So tell me when you've ever won the UCL convincingly. If arsenal had same luck in 2006, they will be almost equal winners with you which puts you in same box with them and Porto.
This is the second time Madrid are meeting Chelsea in the UCL. UCL stats presently between both teams indicate 1 win 1 loss 1 draw. So I don't know what exactly you're bragging about.
And you surely can't blame Madrid for both teams not meeting more often. Chelsea simply don't usually last long to meet the big boys.

K.

Agbegbaorogboye:

Head to head? Lol Where was Chelsea when Madrid were winning the champions League back-to-back-to-back. I guess they couldn't even reach the semis then.

See your use of language again. You took them to the cleaners last season how? You played draw at the bernabeu and won 2_0 at home. How exactly is that taking them to the cleaners?
FYI, Madrid and Chelsea are not mates in the UCL. Chelsea are like Arsenal in the champs league. They just have the luck of having won twice. None of their victories have been convincing. So it is very disrespectful of you to even begin to compare a 13 time winner with the record of successive title defences to a team that have almost equal record with Porto.
Maybe you watched another match but Madrid were the better team in that match and on paper as well. You and your fellow football neophytes argued when I said Madrid were the favourites going into that match after the draw. Go check that thread. Many of your likes argued with me. Now you're consoling yourself with stats after losing hands down at home to an obviously better team.

Winning twice is luck
Go and sleep ogbeni.
All these noise no dey necessary.
And if you are Madrid fan, enjoy to your first ever victory over Chelsea in six attempts.

Chelsea reached three finals and won two
Arsenal reached one final lost it.
He talk say arsenal and Chelsea dey the same.

If you are not careful, this your hatred and lack of objectivity will affect you in other areas.

When Madrid beat leverkusen 2-1 and ATM on pk shoot out, I'm sure they must be convincing to you.

Agbegbaorogboye:

There's no fallacy in the statement
Bring proof

You are just a common hater, i don't have your time.
Barca only have three 4-0 wins this season.

Go and check Chelsea matches against Juve, Spurs, Leicester, Villa, palace, Norwich, Burnley, Newcastle, Malmo.
The scorelines ranges from 7-0, 4-0, 3-0.

I prefer to engage an objective person.
Bye

Agbegbaorogboye:

Flatters Madrid how?
You just use words without understanding the meaning.
Are Chelsea a better team than Madrid on any level or ground?
You should be glad it wasn't more than that.

You are just a common hater.
Check Chelsea vs Madrid head to head
Chelsea still leads.
Our first ever super cup known then as uefa cup which we won before Roman era we beat them in the final then.
Just last season we took them to the dry cleaner in the semi finals.

When i say the scoreline flatters them, I'm referring to the stat from the game, maybe your own command of English is weak.
Looking at the stats they are only ahead of Chelsea with the scoreline. It's not like they outplayed Chelsea or did anything special.

Agbegbaorogboye:

Yet you've been yapping about Madrid losing 4_0 to Barca as if Barca and Brentford are on same level

The 3-1 scoreline flatters Madrid if you don't agree, that's your problem.

Agbegbaorogboye:

They have won by scoring 4 goals in 5 of their last eight matches. Let's see Chelsea's record in they l their last eight matches
Barca will beat Chelsea at present

You are just jumping from pillar to post. Be consistent and stop twisting the argument to suit your narrative.
You claimed Barca have won more 4-0 than Chelsea have 3-0.
Do you it your fallacy, or we should proceed to bringing proof?

Agbegbaorogboye:


Barca have won more 4-nils than Chelsea have won 3_0 this season.
If Chelsea Vs Barca should happen now, my money will be on Barca

It's your choice to put your money on emotion rather than objective.
How many 4-nil?
Before i tell you the the numbers 7-0, 4-0 and 3-0 by Chelsea. Since you are ready for unnecessary arguments

Agbegbaorogboye:

And it was enyimba that played Brentford in the weekend abi

Chelshit fans sef

Rest.
That's not the argument here.

2braithe:


Where do y'all keep meeting simps?



I've decided to organize a free 2-weeks intensive RedPill training for men aged 18-29 in my community.We've gotten 12 volunteer hardened RedPill teachers.
We will do it in batches till every youth swallows TRP in that community..

Enroll your simp boyfriend now!

I don't think you can teach these things
Most if not all will only learn by experience, so don't stress yourself too much.

Where i am presently, many guys are ready to pay just to hold hands with ladies and talk.
Late last year, my neighbor told me about a man who followed her till they reached somewhere where he begged her just to allow him to touch her breast that he'd pay any amount.
Some guys here can cum just by sitting next to a lady.

Put F beside your moniker now and a random female picture, your experience alone will be enough for you to give up.

It's just like an ecosystem, everyone has a role to play including the simps. So Even if you try, simps can't be eradicated completely.

I wonder why some of you still keep girlfriends.

Sheuns:


Just in form striker you say. Modric, Vinicius, Fede Valverde, F. Mendy, Alaba, and others were not in form na. Make una Dey deceive una selves. Second leg na 3 una go collect again. If you wan bet you fit quote me make we stake am. I repeat I wan see the miracle una wan take progress to the Semis. Yeyenatu.

I don't bet.
But Madrid ain't sh*t
Those names you brought out of were there when they got trashed 4-0 by Barca under 21 boys

Another Literature review.

WoundedLamb:


Lol... thanks for the heads-up. I just hope he's okay though.

He's probably a bored introvert.

If you want to make front page.

Just write about how your wife has been cheating on you with the landlord
Or How your gf you trained through school is having an affair with a beater.