NewStats: 3,263,753 , 8,181,272 topics. Date: Saturday, 07 June 2025 at 05:55 PM 381w69

Everything in Nigeria na script!

I won't be surprised if it's a prank ..

No only my data go suffer am.

God purposely removed your sense and gave it to Dog
Enjoy your senseless life.

triple996:
After selling fake cocaine and producing babies from baby-factories, he have now kpained himself.


Is this not the place were cannibalism is a tradition??

No peace 4 the wicked

We're all trying to defend Our country, but the truth question is DO WE REALLY TRUST OUR GOVERNMENT

You can't surety a lying servant.
APC is nothing but association of Lyers

T-pain settling his kingsmen and election riggaz..
You call it "PROFESSIONAL FEE"
We call it "SETTLEMENT FEE"

Heartless !!!
If she can do this to her own Pikin....
Imagine what she will do to the man that got her pregnant..

God saved that Manhood that did the Job...

1)No take I love you serious

2)No Toss a girl during xmass holidays e get why just to avoid the case of what I ordered and what was delivered

3) No borrow from loanshark app
Amadioha would be a better option than loanshark.

Between Malee kyari and Lai Mohammed who d learn work

Una d nack Nigerians like Olosho wey no get sense...

But wait ooh PMS and other products was inside the refinery since 2015 and Nigerians dey fight inside filling station.

Army arrested and release You
Your life Will never be the same again

U will now know why people use 'em em' during public speeches

IGP should equally declare wearing of armband for this one.

Infact let everyone starts wearing armband for Security men that kill innocent people & collect N100 from motorist.

NATIONAL ARMBAND DAY!!!

This party and confusion
😆 Na 5&6 😆

Na like this Buhari and Tinubu tak start

Na like diz we tak reach here ooh.

Sense no they ShopRite oooh

This is called TINUBULIZATION economy

I feel like to troway

By the time Tinubu finished

Na like this we
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Come see Nigeria

Mrshape:
If I see better offer I tell my staff to apply, with that they will be willing to training others who will continue your job.
Everyone pray for progress, but what will make me to be angry is if you leave me and settle for something lower than me.

If me see better offer will I not go for it?



To be diplomatic you can respond like this

I'm excited about this opportunity and committed to contributing to the organization's success, but I'm also open to future opportunities that align with my career aspirations and provide significant growth

Are you a script writer??🤔🤔🤔

anonymuz:
whisky

Runooo🏃🏃🏃

The difference between Wike and Tinubu is just 1 bottle of...



For those that want to attack me

Natbrowny:


Come to zone 4. Me and u get 2 Jack Daniels to drink.

U valid

Na drugs headquarters of Nigeria
U do wellaaaa

This thing don reach where our Lawyers/ court should be asking People to produce the God that instruct them to commit evil.

This one week me oooh

English sweeeeetoooh

... shortfalls for PMS importation
Instead of
...subsidy for PMS


Confusion meet Confusional Conference

Not surprised 🤔🤔

Everything HAUSA man sale is "MAN POWER"

Na the result be this✍️✍️✍️✍️

A case of Father and children
🤣🤣🤣🤣
No chuk mouth abeg
We call it *Namu Namu*

jeromestarks:
Idiot. He's in the kidnapper's den and he couldn't post location. But when they're flexible the can post "Kenny at lekki with 99 others" . These children are so so stupid.

Two things are involved: either they children orchestrated their own kidnap or the Nigerian Intelligence Agency is a flop - the Agency can simply track the location of that message through it's ip address.
Nigeria can ban Twitter from her cyber space. She can ban Facebook from her cyber space. She can arrest you for hatespeech. But she can not track a post from a kidnapped kid phone? Nonsense!


Anyways, whether a woman is a medical doctor, a billion or a philanthropist, once she's not a virgin, don't marry her. Just fvck her and let her go meet another fvcker when you're tired of her overused pvssy. Women don't forget the first peniiss to enter their pvssy. If you are not the first to fvck her, you will always come second in her life.


If you marry a woman who is not a virgin, you will train another man's child because she will definitely fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market.

Finally, do not pay bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of in-laws just to have a woman who was fvcked by another man with just two eggs and indomie. Only a fool would do that. Are you the fool?

Be wise. Be the first !

You wise like this and Tinubu they use ur head like condom 😆😆😅

The case of buyer don switch off phone
Money don finish

EFCC (1) vs Gboyz (5) halftime score

😆😅😆😅

Drella:


Go to school, you said No.

So we should interpret from English to English for you? How are we certain you'll understand the interpreted English? 🤷🤷

🖕🖕🖕
This is why I advice people not to comment on Nairalander after smoking 🚬🚬
...I have forgiven you go and walk in righteousness..
Amu-Ewu

No be watin I think
I com see

Pastoshizzy:
I never knew I had a fetish for women in military uniform until I met this sassy lieutenant at Tampa Fl. I was a fool for that moment. I've been an idiot for pretty military women in uniform ever since. Cosplay tinz allowed (ssh!)

Pls can somebody help interpret this English