NewStats: 3,259,413 , 8,170,033 topics. Date: Saturday, 24 May 2025 at 09:59 PM 2l6s3x

tppzzy01:
My Honda accord 02, for sales for #550 me on 08032296332. me for more picture and inspection. Location is Ado Ekiti

Hello fellow Nler i actually saw your post(enquiry) on travel section and would have quoted you there but for the ban on my moniker in travel section because i gave a vital info. As regards your questions ill simply suggest you apply for an NGO volunteer job for yourself to migrate from wherever you are though i saw you stated kuwait...after securing that then simply apply to any seminar or exhibition that relates to volunteering or ngo related seminar in Canada via online ...this is one of the easiest and cheapest ways to get into Canada. if you dont mind you can drop your whatsapp digit for further engagement and lead-on full details...would have posted more but im avoiding any ban.



wittyness.

if this is your whatsapp 07065332360 then you'll be reached on how to start your online earning journey .
Remain financially intelligent.



wittyness.

This is Political History overture ...



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Zik4zik:
An Actively functional Bakery is up for sale or long term lease.

Bakery does an average annual turnover of 35Million +

Reason for sale or long term Lease: I was Recently honoured with State Appointment and will be out of town with my Family settling in my new career path.

I am open to negotiation and suggestions.


ASSETS CURRENTLY AVAILABLE



One bag Oven (Nigeria Made) + thermometer

15Kg Mixer

Brand New Cookies and Biscuit Machine

100 Jumbo Bread Pan

100 Family Bread Pan

100 Economy Pan

2 Bread Trolly

1 Continuous Band Sealing Machine

1 Industrial Gas Cylinder (50kg)

9KVA generator
Bread Trademark, Market Goodwill and Nafdac certification

Recipe for Family loaf

Recipe for Coconut Bread

Recipe for Chocolate Bread

Recipe for Ginger Sauce Bread

20 Bread Crates

1 unit of 6feet wooden cooling and bagging table

Measuring Scales

Dating and Coding Machine

Asking Sales Price 12M inclusive of priority documents, etc

Asking Lease amount 1.7m per year. Minimum lease period of 4 years required

Call or Whatsapp

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kingssmith:
Location is key

wittyness

IncredibleWrite:
Good day people.

This forum has been very instrumental to my growth since I first discovered it in 2013.

Quick question here:

I have $1,000 I want to invest but I don't know how best to invest this money.

I'm thinking US stocks but I don't know if it would be the right investment with guaranteed returns.

I would need your ideas and contributions as I wouldn't want to make mistakes.

PS: Please don't suggest crypto. I've thrown in over $2,000 into acclaimed potential alt coins but what's left in that portfolio isn't up $400.

IncredibleWrite:
I've been getting emails from people asking me to invest in their business.

Please, this isn't the purpose of this thread. I have a small physical business already and I know the impact of the devaluation of the naira.

I want to invest this money in $$.

Plus how can I even invest my hard earned money on random people I meet on the internet?

Nigeria don good like that? Haa.

Going through your initial request followed by your last comment ill simply tell you that the seamless way to invest and earn in USDT is to create a service or product funnel online...with your $1K capital you can earn @least $100 weekly doing franchise reseller business also known as Franchisor for online brands like ebay, sprint, mc-donalds, Airbnb or online ticketing for concerts(music and movies)....i cant delve too much into it to avoid ban on NL...you can quote me with your digit in any of your dead thread for further engagement .

IncredibleWrite:
Thanks for your contribution. But like I said, I don't want to invest in a business. I work remotely already with clients. That's how the money was made in the first place. I want an investment that doesn't require any work from me but just returns.

And for all the scammers sending me emails to invest in one thing or the other, or even those asking me to chat them up, una don meet another maga for una mind Abi? Fvck! Nairaland is a lost course.

Drop your advice here or don't bother. Thanks

This your response showed that you didnt comprehend my submissions on franchisor nor did you DYOR on it as suggested .

IncredibleWrite:
Thanks for the heads-up. Even though I'm not a newbie online. I've been into online marketing for 5 years now and no human born of a woman can scam me. Them never born that person.

wittyness.

murphyfada:
Good day everyone,

I need a car I can rent for 4 days starting from October 31st or November 1st. I live in Iju Obawole and I will prefer someone that lives close to me or within Ifako Ijaiye local government as this will make the deal affordable and easy. Give me your best price and we can deal or meet up immediately and finalize the deal. Only business minded people with a car to rent out for the days selected should me.

Call or WhatsApp. 09058164245... My name is Murphy Adebayo. You can view my profile to see I have been an active NairaLander for years. So you are dealing with a real person and not a ghost Please treat as Urgent.

Thank you all and Kind regards

Whats the distance to be covered and your budget?
@murphyfada why post and remain mute to negotiations?


wittyness

Mindlog:
Nigeria has a huge population with very low purchasing power high cost of operations.

Fixed.

krince:
Diesel cost is now a big deal for businesses as well as salaries . If your workers spends 30k to come to work in a month, at least they will be demanding 90k and you cannot transfer these cost to the consumer because those ones are ready to leave your product for you .

wittyness

Xox1945:
Gandollar is saying the opposite

Korrection:
So he knows they do rig elections?

oluwaseunamos33:
So you guys use to rigg election in any state you are not sure of

wittyness

murphyfada:
Good day everyone,

I need a car I can rent for 4 days starting from October 31st or November 1st. I live in Iju Obawole and I will prefer someone that lives close to me or within Ifako Ijaiye local government as this will make the deal affordable and easy. Give me your best price and we can deal or meet up immediately and finalize the deal. Only business minded people with a car to rent out for the days selected should me.

Call or WhatsApp. 09058164245... My name is Murphy Adebayo. You can view my profile to see I have been an active NairaLander for years. So you are dealing with a real person and not a ghost Please treat as Urgent.

Thank you all and Kind regards

Whats the distance to be covered and your budget?



wittyness

AmancalledGod:
Please guy's, I'm into Supply of chippings and local stones, for buildings, how can i maintain my customers to keep on patronizing me, as the business is very competitive....
Please help brother's

Easy peazy....just hire a Customer Retainership Expert (Remote) (i can link you to one that helped back in the days of my offline income venture) he actually created a database of the customers for the boutiques i had, afterwards made sure to give very vital incentives in kind to them @ intervals whenever there was transactions conversions with them...let me give you an example he also used his expertise to boost my boutique patronage and retained 80% of our customers ....he made it compulsory to collect the contac number of anyone that walked into my exotic boitique and actually bought a wear or wears...after the days activities we send a message to them each as thus " Thanks for patronizing us today@ JUSTIFIED BOUTIQUE" ...kindly accept this token recharge card to reach us for home delivery if need be....on a norms if you purchase even the least of expensive wear(s) in my boutique the least profit pegging on them is $1 or its naira equivalent, so we usually send #500 recharge card to each customers for the day....so come to think of it if you experienced such from us would you rather go to other boutiques that don't care to engage you or you'll stay put with us?
Enough said you can drop your so ill link you up if you feel your biz needs his pocket friendly expertise involvement ...stay financially intelligent.

Zaheertyler:

Y’all pay people to teach you how to treat customers?
Mad oo
So what happens when you hear a random criticism about your business from someone you’ve never met before?
Or someone that hasn’t even patronized you before
You fight them , you see as a common rumor
Or you take it down as data to be reviewed later to improve working conditions
Customer Retainment goes way beyond doing saraka
But no Wahala sha

learn to read for comprehension rather than to just mention with unrelated comments .



wittyness

Quelme:
Very necessary. Religion is the reason the black man can never develop...

adubam:
I wish they can put this same energy to dismantle corruption amongst themselves.

In another news if you can browse for @least 2 to 5 hours daily ...do you have a flexible mind to get mentored towards earning @least $100 monthly...can you afford @least 5gig worth of subscription for Internet access monthly?.. If yes then
the balling geng by adopting Smart-Work rather than hastle like hustle...quote me with your digits(preferably whatsapp).
Drop your digits I'll link you up....you just need the right mentorship to hold you by the hand towards a fulfilling online income means




wittyness

Sleemzy1501:
Iphone 12 pro max
128gb
Ww unlock
550k
Everything okay
Lagos
0802740401958

fixed.




wittyness

I have someone that is competent enough so drop a digit so ill link you.




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happney65:
Did we not tell you it won't work? So why is the FG who was the plaintiff not able to start the payment ASAP? Because they put the cat before the horse.

The money they receive from Abuja is mostly not enough to even pay salaries of primary school teachers.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/federal-allocation-cant-cover-lgs-wage-bills-algon/%3famp

Yes you heard it right. It is the states that come to bail them out every month. As in every freaking month. That is the reason why since 1999 every state has been the one taking care of its LG. Before then LG used to owe salaries and pensions and everything..

The solution to this is let there be true restructing and the states in charge of their resources. In this way,they will be able to take care of the LG the more not all these giving LG stipends that cannot even take care of salaries not to talk of capital projects

anonimi:


All Promises Cancelled, APC.

Since 2015, how many of the oyoyo promises made by Tinubu and Buhari have been fulfilled?

What aspect of your life is better today than it was in 2015?

wittyness

ClearFlair:
APC is clueless

wittyness

Afonja44:
Wike's political demise is just bringing good news to Rivers state and Niger Delta in general.

gidgiddy:
All the oil wells discovered in Nigeria since the 50's, more than 70's years ago, has not lifted Nigeria to a better place today

So what do you think any oil well discovered today will do for you now at a time when the world is shifting from oil to renewable energy?

I laugh in Greek

wittyness.

damble:
Fairy used LG 42 inch LED TV for sale at ketu, Lagos. ₦75,000 (negotiable).

Chat me up on Whatsapp if interested: ZERO NINE ZERO ONE ONE SIX THREE SIX THREE ONE ONE

quote me with your whatsapp.

damble:

09137116006

you"ll be reached.



wittyness

helinues:
Both NFF and Libya FA are not different

Libya that's not a football country yet you relied all the logistics to them without having plan B

tballeyy:
Libian Fooball Federation treat like our country, Nigeria

Myname55:
Statement choke

wittyness

Always link your payment gateway(s) to fintech rather than directly to nigerian bank s ... this said you can send screenshots of your z- to paystack CS for clarification and further assistance in getting your funds.

musicwriter:


The problem is that paystack doesn't accept other banks, except zenith bank for Dollar receivables. I don't know why the federal competition ombudsman would watch and allow a company do that.

There are other better banks in Nigeria to transact with but they insist on zenith bank who can't be said to be reliable. That's the problem

@ the bolded isnt true...there are two other nigerian bank virtual cards/s can be tweeked for this use...drop your digit or if you need such know-how ill link you to someone that can put you through .

wittyness.

KnowledgePower7:
CAN IT SUCK DICK??

Omoawoke:


Chai

Some people thought process sha

NwaAmaikpe:





I watched Wifelike on Netflix and began thinking.

I've shagged albino, cripple, orobo, lekpa, single, married, full option, widowed, oyibo, pregnant, standard option, lactating, divorced, evening newspaper, granny, tranny, even sex doll;

But I have not shagged a humanoid robot.

God bless you Elon Musk.
You're in the process of making our fantasies borderless.

Wittiness

NwaAmaikpe:




Women will forever remain a wonder.
Some things about them start to make sense and just when you are almost certain of your mastery, they get you totally confused again.

Isn't it ironic that if Janice Combs were 40 or 50 years younger, she'd be considered an evening newspaper, but here is an 84year old looking like a bestselling Encyclopedia.
Just like wine, women get better with age.

But not our Naija women.

Those ones will only take care of themselves to get a man, and once they've gotten one, all the effort ends. Fashion vanishes, they'd ditch fancy lingerie for wrappers and Adieu Papa tshirts.
Some won't bathe except when on their periods, others will perpetually wear wigs on unkempt hair and the very majority of them have bulgy shapeless tummy.

With the girdles, tights and all, it is faster for a mechanic to couple a new engine than for a man to undreśs a fully dressed Naija woman.

You can't eat six wraps of fufu with two bottles of orobo Pepsi and watch Zeeworld all day in bed then expect a waist trainer to do magic.

I don't blame them, I blame our men and it's just a shame that Nigerian men have no taste; anything goes for them and that's why Nigerian women can't be bothered.

There are some pregnant women I've seen and wondered if it was truly a man that impregnated them or it was artificial insemination.

God knows that I'd rather mastùrbate than cavort with a lady of low sex appeal.
If an 84year old still endeavors to look sex appealing, Hanty, what's your own excuse?

With that said, the one thing I know about women is that there's something in every woman that makes them special to at least one person, woman-centric me.

ceejay80s:
u sure sat this one na 84 yrs ?

Wittyness

Amiidodo:
Please help me

What kind of help?

Ex0rrcist:

Are you the same wittyness from O1C group on telegram?

Ex0rrcist:

Looks like you're him.

im a female though.


wittyness

AderonkeOlaniyi:
They should kill themselves. Their late father was a thief who stole from Nigeria during the military era.

wittyness

And what percentage get to win out of thhis STAT!

NLFPMod...this is an FP material .



Wittyness

hammed71:
Good morning I am trying to on indrive courier and Uber, please how do I get the riders card

what state are you intending tto operate within? Moreso drop your digit so i can liink you to someone in FRCN.




wittyness

borntowin1:
I need a mature lady to start a restaurant business as a Caterer

Location: Alimosho axis
Lagos State.
Any interested lady please call 08095666348

For further discussion

Thanks

gotten?



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