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May you be healed of breast cancer and may you be probed by Buhari. Amen to both
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The problems you face will either defeat you or develop you - depending on how you respond to them. Unfortunately, most people fail to see how God wants to use problems for good in their lives. They react foolishly and resent their problems rather than pausing to consider what benefit they might bring. Here are five ways God wants to use the problems in your life: 1. God uses problems to DIRECT you. Sometimes God must light a fire under you to get you moving. Problems often point us in a new direction and motivate us to change. Is God trying to get your attention? "Trust in the Lord with all your heart; and lean not unto your own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he will direct your paths. Proverbs 3:5-6 2. God uses problems to INSPECT you. People are like tea bags... if you want to know what's inside them, just drop them into hot ever water! Has God tested your faith with a problem? What do problems reveal about you? "When you have many kinds of troubles, you should be full of joy, because you know that these troubles test your faith, and this will give you patience." James 1:2-3 3. God uses problems to CORRECT you. Some lessons we learn only through pain and failure. It's likely that as a child your parents told you not to touch a hot stove. But you probably learned by being burned. Sometimes we only learn the value of something by losing it. "It is good for me that I have been afflicted; that I might learn thy statutes." Psalm 119:72 4. God uses problems to PROTECT you. A problem can be a blessing in disguise if it prevents you from being harmed by something more serious. Last year a friend was fired for refusing to do something unethical that his boss had asked him to do. His unemployment was a problem - but it saved him from being convicted and sent to prison a year later when management's actions were eventually discovered. "You intended to harm me, but God intended it for good" Genesis 50:20 5. God uses problems to PERFECT you. Problems, when responded to correctly, are character builders. God is far more interested in your character than your comfort. Your relationship to God and your character are the only two things you're going to take with you into eternity. "We can rejoice when we run into problems... they help us learn to be patient. And patience develops strength of character in us and helps us trust God more each time we use it until finally our hope and faith are strong and steady." Romans 5:3-4 Here's the point: God is at work in your life - even when you do not recognize it or understand it. But it's much easier and profitable when you surrender to his plan for your life. |
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1. When you chop alone in government and no one chops with you, that is called ADAJE. 2. When you chop in government and you allow others to chop their own, that is called AJOJE. 3. When you chop in government and you give others from what you have “chopulated” that is called AFUNJE. 4. When you chop in government and the place you are chopping eventually folds up, that is called AJEPA! 5. When you chop in government, you don’t your driver, secretary, office assistants, that is called AFISHE! 6. When you chop alone in government and you do not anybody, you kon dey get headache today, fever tomorrow, hehehehehe…. I laff oyinbo laff…that one is called APETA! 7. When dem just appoint you for government position, and you just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, that is called ARANSI! 8. When you chop in government and you die while chopin, that is called AJEKU! 9. When you want to chop in government and you give others to chop before you begin to chop, that is called EGUNJE! 10. When you are chopin your own in government and you call your friends to come and chop their own too, that is called APEJE! 11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you no chop anything, that is called JEUN SOKE! 12. When you chop chop chop chop in government and you dey deny say you chop anything, that is called JEUN KOKU! 13. When you chop from this government, that government, this government, that government like say na you dem create Nigeria for, that one is called AJEPE AYE! 14. When you chop in government so taaay you scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, that one is called AJEBANU! 15. When you chop well well for government and people know say you chop well well but you dey deny say you chop well well, that person na ALAJE SE. 16. When you chop in government so tey u are even richer than the place u dey chop that is called AJEFOLOJU. 17. When you chop in government so tay the place collapse, instead make them persecute you, government re-assign you, kom change the name of the place, that is called AJEPAJUDE. 18. When you come chop government and people begin to para, dem begin to hala and u dey do like you no care that one na hin be IJEWURU. 19. When u chop sotey ur belle begin big like Jabulani (SA FIFA world cup ball) until dem dey carry u go go do tommy surgery, that one na IJEWOBIA. 20. When u come chop lafta for this joke and u know gree share am, that one na AJERANJU. 21. When u chop for government come begin dey jump gate, its simply called AJE FO GATE 22. When u chop reach u con dey say Stealing no be corruption, that one AJE TE 23. When you chop clear treasury empty, so tey gofment sef dey beg you to lend am money….that one na ALAJE PALEMO 24. When you chop government money and there is loopholes,dat ALAJE DALU or DAWO 25. When you chop in government and you didn’t care about posterity, than na AJEKANYO WA2 26. When you chop government money nd you miss your flight or bus,it is known as ALAJE BA OKO OR ALAJE MISS BALU 27. When you enter government and you no see chop that na –Ajeti 28. When you chop clear treasury empty, so tey gofment sef dey beg you to lend am money….that one na ALAJE RUN. 29. When you chop from this government, that government, those government, all government like say na yu dem create Nigeria for, that one is called ALAJEYIA, ALAJEYIPO or OBJ. 30. When u chop chop chop sotey dem come catch u, u come dey run, u come get accident, ur head come scatter; na AJEFOLORI 4 Likes 1 Share |
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Nigerian presidential elections has come and gone. But there are lessons to be learned, especially from our supposed “Men of God” who claimed that God himself revealed the outcome to them before the election. I want to remind you of what they said. Change has indeed come (hopefully), and we must hold both our political and religious leaders able for every word they speak. Please read carefully and draw your own conclusion. http://newsrescue.com/nigerian-pastors-who-predicted-2015-elections-outcome-woefully/#axzz3WD0JURql 11 Likes 4 Shares |
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APC – 15,424,921 1+5+4+2+4+9+2+1=28 PDP – 12,853,162 1+2+8+5+3+1+6+2=28 Date of Election = March 28 Lets do some Further mathematics from Analysis above APC = 15424921 votes PDP = 12853162 votes => APC-PDP =15424921-12853162 =2571759 => 2+5+7+1+7+5+9= 36 how many states do we have in nija? Then multiply two to the above figure and that's GMB's current age... 36 x 2 =72 GMB The 4th President in the 4th Republic was declared on 4th Month After contesting for the 4th Time 40 Likes 15 Shares |
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We are all human and therefore cannot be perfect including Kumuyi and all those who see themselves as absolutely pure. Everything about this world is not in the bible. You are free to add whatever you want to introduce to the world community to it. Xmas is celebrated all over the world and observed to promote the religious psyche in all of us annually with festivities. If you choose not to celebrate Xmas, you can do so. It is a choice and please do not try to impose your idea on me. If it is a sin because it is not in the bible, let it be. I the with the rest of the world to share the festivities to enjoy with family, friends and neighbors.. The original Catholic church started the celebration centuries ago. Kumuyi could go and confront them and iron out their differences. |
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Even Keshi is lacking in tactical ability. You need a goal and you're still using one striker?
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brownlord: They said, 5 uniuyo student yesterday and today 4 with the NANS senate president making 10, just bcause of 200 naira, and the useless cult boys in that school are hiding under their mothers bed, instead of them to pick up their arms and ransack that town, throw the school into a state of pitiable disma bisma ( Ref. Patric Obayagbon ) Shame on Uni oyo student they are all weakling. University of OYO ko, University of IBADAN ni! Big HEAD! |
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Zet72: You are carnally minded! |
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One should beware of people bearing AROWOLO these days. people bearing this name are causing more havoc in recent times. Some years ago, one arowolo killed his wife(banker), just last week, a guy named Arowolo Tunde raped a girl in Ibadan.
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Omo! see Oblong Head!
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iebanehita: Learn frm ur mistakes and prepare thoroughly for ur next interview so u dn't look stoopid in the nxt interview and d interviewer doesn't think u r actually stewpid. You forgot to add fideloty bank |
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Ebestsms.com: Atom ko, Element ni. ![]() mtchewww! |
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am still expecting mine
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prosper86: I reside in PH but will be writing at UI,Ibadan,who else is writing there pls me on 07030103518 my also is in ibadan. |
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alpha conde: How does it affect you? |
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