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May you be healed of breast cancer and may you be probed by Buhari. Amen to both

The problems you face will either defeat you or develop you - depending on how you respond to them.
Unfortunately, most people fail to see how God wants to use problems for good in their lives. They react
foolishly and resent their problems rather than pausing to consider what benefit they might bring. Here
are five ways God wants to use the problems in your life:
1. God uses problems to DIRECT you.
Sometimes God must light a fire under you to get you moving. Problems often point us in a new direction
and motivate us to change. Is God trying to get your attention? "Trust in the Lord with all your heart;
and lean not unto your own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he will direct your
paths. Proverbs 3:5-6
2. God uses problems to INSPECT you.
People are like tea bags... if you want to know what's inside them, just drop them into hot ever water!
Has God tested your faith with a problem? What do problems reveal about you? "When you have many
kinds of troubles, you should be full of joy, because you know that these troubles test your faith, and this
will give you patience." James 1:2-3
3. God uses problems to CORRECT you.
Some lessons we learn only through pain and failure. It's likely that as a child your parents told you not
to touch a hot stove. But you probably learned by being burned. Sometimes we only learn the value of
something by losing it. "It is good for me that I have been afflicted; that I might learn thy statutes."
Psalm 119:72
4. God uses problems to PROTECT you.
A problem can be a blessing in disguise if it prevents you from being harmed by something more serious.
Last year a friend was fired for refusing to do something unethical that his boss had asked him to do. His
unemployment was a problem - but it saved him from being convicted and sent to prison a year later when
management's actions were eventually discovered. "You intended to harm me, but God intended it for
good" Genesis 50:20
5. God uses problems to PERFECT you.
Problems, when responded to correctly, are character builders. God is far more interested in your character
than your comfort. Your relationship to God and your character are the only two things you're going to
take with you into eternity. "We can rejoice when we run into problems... they help us learn to be patient.
And patience develops strength of character in us and helps us trust God more each time we use it until
finally our hope and faith are strong and steady." Romans 5:3-4
Here's the point:
God is at work in your life - even when you do not recognize it or understand it. But it's much easier and
profitable when you surrender to his plan for your life.

1. When you chop alone in government and no one chops with you, that is called ADAJE.
2. When you chop in government and you allow others to chop their own, that is called
AJOJE.
3. When you chop in government and you give others from what you have “chopulated”
that is called AFUNJE.
4. When you chop in government and the place you are chopping eventually folds up,
that is called AJEPA!
5. When you chop in government, you don’t your driver, secretary, office
assistants, that is called AFISHE!
6. When you chop alone in government and you do not anybody, you kon dey
get headache today, fever tomorrow, hehehehehe…. I laff oyinbo laff…that one is called
APETA!
7. When dem just appoint you for government position, and you just chop small, auditors
kon come say bring all papers, that is called ARANSI!
8. When you chop in government and you die while chopin, that is called AJEKU!
9. When you want to chop in government and you give others to chop before you begin
to chop, that is called EGUNJE!
10. When you are chopin your own in government and you call your friends to come and
chop their own too, that is called APEJE!
11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you no chop anything, that is called JEUN
SOKE!
12. When you chop chop chop chop in government and you dey deny say you chop
anything, that is called JEUN KOKU!
13. When you chop from this government, that government, this government, that
government like say na you dem create Nigeria for, that one is called AJEPE AYE!
14. When you chop in government so taaay you scatter ground, three houses for America,
two for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai,
children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, that one is called AJEBANU!
15. When you chop well well for government and people know say you chop well well but
you dey deny say you chop well well, that person na ALAJE SE.
16. When you chop in government so tey u are even richer than the place u dey chop that
is called AJEFOLOJU.
17. When you chop in government so tay the place collapse, instead make them persecute
you, government re-assign you, kom change the name of the place, that is called
AJEPAJUDE.
18. When you come chop government and people begin to para, dem begin to hala and u
dey do like you no care that one na hin be IJEWURU.
19. When u chop sotey ur belle begin big like Jabulani (SA FIFA world cup ball) until dem
dey carry u go go do tommy surgery, that one na IJEWOBIA.
20. When u come chop lafta for this joke and u know gree share am, that one na
AJERANJU.
21. When u chop for government come begin dey jump gate, its simply called AJE FO
GATE
22. When u chop reach u con dey say Stealing no be corruption, that one AJE TE
23. When you chop clear treasury empty, so tey gofment sef dey beg you to lend am
money….that one na ALAJE PALEMO
24. When you chop government money and there is loopholes,dat ALAJE DALU or DAWO
25. When you chop in government and you didn’t care about posterity, than na AJEKANYO
WA2
26. When you chop government money nd you miss your flight or bus,it is known as
ALAJE BA OKO OR ALAJE MISS BALU
27. When you enter government and you no see chop that na –Ajeti
28. When you chop clear treasury empty, so tey gofment sef dey beg you to lend am
money….that one na ALAJE RUN.
29. When you chop from this government, that government, those government, all
government like say na yu dem create Nigeria for, that one is called ALAJEYIA,
ALAJEYIPO or OBJ.
30. When u chop chop chop sotey dem come catch u, u come dey run, u come get
accident, ur head come scatter; na AJEFOLORI

ollah1:
@op you spelled pastors wrongly. It's GUESSERS

ollah1:
@op you spelled pastors wrongly. It's GUESSERS

Nigerian presidential elections has come and gone. But there are lessons to be learned, especially from our supposed “Men of God” who claimed that God himself revealed the outcome to them before the election. I want to remind you of what they said. Change has indeed come (hopefully), and we must hold both our political and religious leaders able for every word they speak. Please read carefully and draw your own conclusion.

The Bible said, “Thou shall not take the name of your God in vain.” What are these men thinking now? Are these revelations really from God? Could He possibly be sending them contradictory messages? I know there are already explanations for all the false prophecies. But at this point, I must leave you to judge for yourselves.

1. Apostle Fredrick, Senior Pastor of Wonder City Chapel and President of the BB Frederick Ministries, Ghana

“Nigerians should watch out for the second term of His Excellency President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. Although it looks very challenging with him and his ruling party now, yet the Lord says Nigerians shouldn’t lose hope in Jonathan.”

“As long as I’m concerned as a man gifted by God to see the past, the current and the future beyond the curtains of the natural, I know by the inspiration of the Almighty that President Jonathan is the set man for Nigeria. His next term on the seat will bring liberation to Nigeria.”

“It will bring hope to hopeless situations in Nigeria. On this I therefore declare that HE Goodluck Ebele Jonathan will win the coming elections.”



3. Prophet Joshua Iginla

“No matter how powerful or well-organized 2015 election is, it will be faulted. I am not a politician nor belong to any political party, I am just speaking God’s mind. The person sitting on the seat might not be perfect, but he will retain the seat. It’s not guess-work. However, it will be a battle between the lion and the tiger…Shortly after the election, especially on the night of the election, there will be great vandalisation. I see cars being burnt, lives killed.”

“President Jonathan will win, but he has to pray about his health and so many political blows. I pray the two people who enter the Aso Villa will leave together. That’s why we should pray for the woman beside the president. The president and wife should pray that the first lady would finish the tenure together and not losing one before the end of their tenure.”

4. Apostle Johnson Suleiman

“I see president Goodluck Jonathan coming back but trouble… Patience Jonathan needs serious prayers.”

“2015 presidential election will be rigged, marred in violence and end up in court case. 2015 election is another June 12. The man who truly won will not govern or rule.”

5. Primate Theophilus Oluwasaanu Olabayo, founder, Evangelical Church of Yahweh

“To start with God has revealed to me that there may not be elections next year because in 2015, we are going to witness one of the worst political assassinations in Nigeria. God further informed me that the South West geo-political zone should be very careful so that the region would not be thrown into another era of wild, wild west because I saw political assassinations everywhere,” the founder of Evangelical Church of Yahweh foretold adding that, “if there will be elections next year in Nigeria, the seat of the president is not vacant.”

“God has revealed to me that if at all there is going to be presidential election, it will be inconclusive just like (the June 12,) that we had during the time of the late Chief MKO Abiola who flew the flag of the Social Democratic Party under the military istration of General Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida.”

6. Prophet Michael Olubode

“I want to let the people of Nigeria know that the Lord will return His Excellency, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan to his presidential seat. Despite many hatred for him, it pleases the Lord God of Celestial to increase his tenure at the Presidential Villa in Aso Rock. The Lord revealed to me that the purpose of making him remain in government is to use him to build Nigeria’s economy. He will surely bring good luck to us.”

7. Apostle Dr. Ogochukwu Tochukwu Amaukwu

“If at all there will be election in 2015, I see President Goodluck Jonathan returning as president.”

“President Goodluck Jonathan is the last PDP president.”

“I see APC winning seventy percent(70%) of the seats but I see PDP taking the presidency.”

“If at all there will be election, APC will claim to have won the presidential election and will drag PDP to court.”

“APC will accuse President Goodluck Jonathan, PDP and INEC for rigging the election in favour of President Goodluck Jonathan, but the court will give it to Goodluck Jonathan.”

“There shall be a cry for a re-election.”

8. Josiah Chukwuma Onuoha of Christ Foundation Miracle International Chapel, Lagos

“The thing is that Buhari’s case will even be worse. Buhari has no grace to rule this country again. He is being pushed into it by selfish, diabolic elements. Let him go and seek God the way true Moslems do.”

9. Pastor Dapo Adeniyi

“Buhari has a good agenda to eradicate corruption in Nigeria. But it is unfortunate that he will not win the election. Though he will give (APC vs PDP) Goodluck Ebele Jonathan tough time. He will accuse PDP of rigging the election, go to court but justice will not prevail. What a pity. I see him fainting and uncooperative to ensure the peace of Nigeria after his defeat.”

10. Guru Maharaji

“There is no vacancy for Buhari at Aso Rock”

“President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is the verifiable divine choice of the forthcoming presidential election. As the Living Perfect Master of creation in whose hands the fate of Nigerian project lies spiritually, I declare divinity’s decision to return Jonathan to Aso Rock over Muhammadu Buhari.”

“I had publicly and sufficiently advised Buhari against nursing the ambition to rule Nigeria again. Superior forces are actually in-charge of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. I am at the helm of these great and unseen primordial powers of creation.”

11. Dr. Okhue Iboi, National coordinator and spokesman of Witches and Wizards Association of Nigeria (WITZAN)

“I don’t see General Mohammadu Buhari ruling this country. We don’t have a political party but if anyone seeks our help, we shall render it. There was a time witches in Benue State invited other witches across the country to offer prayers for the Senate President, David Mark, against impeachment. We flew to Otukpo and later to a village called Owetor. That was where we offered the prayers.”

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APC – 15,424,921
1+5+4+2+4+9+2+1=28
PDP – 12,853,162
1+2+8+5+3+1+6+2=28
Date of Election = March 28
Lets do some Further mathematics from Analysis
above
APC = 15424921 votes
PDP = 12853162 votes
=> APC-PDP =15424921-12853162
=2571759
=> 2+5+7+1+7+5+9= 36
how many states do we have in nija?
Then multiply two
to the above figure and that's GMB's
current
age... 36 x 2 =72
GMB The 4th President in the 4th Republic was
declared on 4th
Month After contesting for the 4th Time

noted

bigfrancis21:

1 to 100, that's pretty easy.

Know your basic 1 to 10 in Igbo, the remaining numeric system is a simple combination of 1 to 10. I'll count in central Igbo for the sake of convenience.

1 - otu
2 - abuo
3 - ato
4 - ano
5 - ise
6 - isi
7 - asaa
8 - asato
9 - itenaani
10 - iri

11 - iri na otu(10 and 1)
12 - iri na abuo(10 and 2)
13 - iri na ato(10 and 3)
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20 - iri abuo(two 10s, ie 20)
21 - iri abuo na otu(20 and 1)
22 - iri abuo na abuo(20 and 2)
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30 - iri ato(three 10s, i.e 30)
31 - iri ato na otu(30 and 1)
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39 - iri ato na itenaani(30 and 9)

40 - iri ano
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45 - iri ano na ise(40 and 5)
46 - iri ano na isii(40 and 6)
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50 - iri ise(five 10s)
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57 - iri ise na asaa(50 and 7)
58 - iri ise na asato(50 and 8.)
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60 - iri isii(six 10s)
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70 - iri asaa(seven 10s)
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80 - iri asato(eight 10s)
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90 - iri itenaani(nine 10s)
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100 - otu nari(one hundred)
101 - otu nari na otu(one hundred and one)
102 - otu nari na abuo
103 - otu nari na ato
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110 - otu nari na iri(one hundred and ten)
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119 - otu nari, iri na itenaani(one hundred and nineteen)

120 - otu nari na iri abuo(one hundred and twenty)
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150 - otu nari na iri ise(one hundred and fifty)
160 - otu nari na iri isii(one hundred and sixty)
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190 - otu nari na iri itenaani(one hundred and ninety)
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200 - nari abuo(two hundred)
201 - nari abuo na otu(two hundred and one)
202 - nari abuo na abuo(two hundred and two)
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210 - nari abuo na iri(two hunred and ten)
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235 - nari abuo, iri ato na ise
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268 - nari abuo, iri isii na asato(two hundred and sixty eight)
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297 - nari abuo, iri itenaani na asaa
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300 - nari ato
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400 - nari ano
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500 - nari ise
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600 - nari isii
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700 - nari asaa
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800 - nari asato
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900 - nari itenaani
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1000 - otu puku(one thousand)
1001 - otu puku na otu(one thousand and one)
1010 - otu puku na iri(one thousand and ten)
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1387 - otu puku(1000), nari ato(300), iri asato(80) na asaa(7)
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1999 - otu puku(1000), nari itenaani(900), iri itenaani(90) na itenaani(9)
2000 - puku abuo
3000 - puku ato
4000 - puku ano
5000 - puku ise
6000 - puku isii
7000 - puku asaa
8000 - puku asato
9000 - puku itenaani
10,000 - puku iri(ten thousand)
10,006 - puku iri na isii
20,000 - puku iri abuo
30,000 - puku iri ato
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100,000 - puku nari(hundred thousand)
100,010 - puku nari na iri
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1,000,000 - otu nde(one million)

I went beyond 1,000 to 100,000 and to 1 million.

We are all human and therefore cannot be perfect including Kumuyi and all
those who see themselves as absolutely pure. Everything about this world is not
in the bible. You are free to add whatever you want to introduce to the world
community to it. Xmas is celebrated all over the world and observed to promote
the religious psyche in all of us annually with festivities. If you choose not to
celebrate Xmas, you can do so. It is a choice and please do not try to impose
your idea on me. If it is a sin because it is not in the bible, let it be. I the
with the rest of the world to share the festivities to enjoy with family, friends
and neighbors.. The original Catholic church started the celebration centuries
ago. Kumuyi could go and confront them and iron out their differences.

Even Keshi is lacking in tactical ability. You need a goal and you're still using one striker?

brownlord: They said, 5 uniuyo student yesterday and today 4 with the NANS senate president making 10, just bcause of 200 naira, and the useless cult boys in that school are hiding under their mothers bed, instead of them to pick up their arms and ransack that town, throw the school into a state of pitiable disma bisma ( Ref. Patric Obayagbon ) Shame on Uni oyo student they are all weakling.

Btw, R.I.P to the brave soldiers NANS , may your soul RIPP. Aluta continua, vitória é certa

University of OYO ko, University of IBADAN ni!
Big HEAD!

Zet72: This gal go sweet die ...

You are carnally minded!

One should beware of people bearing AROWOLO these days. people bearing this name are causing more havoc in recent times. Some years ago, one arowolo killed his wife(banker), just last week, a guy named Arowolo Tunde raped a girl in Ibadan.

Omo! see Oblong Head!

iebanehita: Learn frm ur mistakes and prepare thoroughly for ur next interview so u dn't look stoopid in the nxt interview and d interviewer doesn't think u r actually stewpid.

Best of luck in ur jobsearch.

You forgot to add fideloty bank

Ebestsms.com:
NEVER!

There should be an atom of respect.

Atom ko, Element ni.
mtchewww!

am still expecting mine

prosper86: I reside in PH but will be writing at UI,Ibadan,who else is writing there pls me on 07030103518

my also is in ibadan.

alpha conde:

What r u hailing them for?

How does it affect you?