NewStats: 3,261,381 , 8,173,852 topics. Date: Thursday, 29 May 2025 at 05:43 AM 2a112n

Seems Tinubu just opened an agbado & cassava farm at Okene for this man recently.

LeoDeKing & madridguy cannot afford these rates. Move the pilgrimage to Maiduguri for them.

I'm ready but she will provide the riches for me.

Beremx:
Birthday wishes to me as i celebrate my 44th birthday today.

You or pocohantas who senior?

You are fucking a man 18 years older than you but angry he bleeps your mom who is his age mate.

If he supplies me cheap skulls, then yes.

They are in prostitution but it wasn't forced.
I know my people.

Yet you can't apprehend and parade the fakers.

Nothing.

Who is this Zaidu in the first place??!!

Her baby may turn out to actually be your baby that she didn't tell you about and was trying to pin on another man before you.

fergie001:

Justice Bolaji Olajuwon

Give him pussy to calm him down.

Since when did ants become unfit for consumption?

Like LeoDeKing, helinues, okoroawusa and co.
Working very hard daily to deliver unproductivity.

Apply for a secretary job then gum your yansh to the seat.

This is how these dogs gather liver to pursue full grown men in public.

I have no sympathy for symps.
Only a weak man dates a prostitute.

Banditry.
With that N2m you can rent guns, boys and bikes.

Revenue:
Each ransom average @ N10m x at least 1 raid per month = N10m revenue p/m
Total Annual Revenue: N10m x 12 = N120m

Budget:
3 used bikes - N600k
Guns - N500k
Ammunition - N200k (rarely used)
Miscellaneous - N200k
Total Annual Budget - N1.5m

Expenses:
3 boys commission - N500k per head = N1.5m
N1.5m x 12 raid p/a = N18m
Feeding - @N50k per raid = N600k p/a
Fuel - @200litres x N650 per litre = N130k per raid
N130k x 12 = N1.560m p/a
Police/Soldier settlement - N500k per quarter = N2m p/a
Informants - N120k p/a
Total Annual Expense: N22,280,000

Summary:
Gross Annual Revenue = N120m
Total Annual Expense = N23.78m
Net Annual Revenue = N96,220,000

ROI: 6,314.67%

Badadvisor:

This guy it's new you keep getting more silly 😅😁😁

I forgot POS attendant

Either a slay queen don run down or she don catch bigger maga.

Housegirl
Secretary
Intern
Waitress
Wife's sister
Pastor's wife
Agbo seller
POS attendant

Shettima will facilitate the release for his boys.

How many fintechs exist in this Nigeria and how many are actually functional?

You failed at music now about to fail at fashion.
Your true calling is social media praise singing.

Find a wealthy celeb to lick their ass & constitute a nuisance for and hope he rewards you with cash like Ola of Lagos.

Yahoo boys & girls that grew up in Agege & Ejigbo with ekuke bingos were buying dogs to look posh.

N1,500 to $1 don reset una brain.

Hope you didn't eat the dog dis one wey you no post the dog for sale.

Tinubu is Nigeria's worst ever President.

Complications from plastic surgery can only be alleviated by death.

Not a skit.

He's a closeted gay and she is his domina.
She pegs his loose asshole every night and makes him wear thongs and butt plugs doing chores around the house.

Twenty Naira is no longer a currency.
Nigerian currency notes start from N100.

Black man about to destroy his own fate on the eve of a decisive event over something trivial.

Angola 3-1 Nigeria