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That's a youth corper's belt around the first AK. Might mean something or maybe not.
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Full translation: Let the mouse in the house hear and tell the ones in the farm that all you residents around Kelebe will very shortly, receive visitors who are of the “Blood Wasters Cult” during the unholy hours of the night. Our cult is coming to collect what is rightfully ours that is currently in your possession such as money, or valuables that can be quickly converted into cold hard cash. We are not scared of anyone who believes they can face us in combat because they have fortified themselves with “Jazz” such as “Ayeta” or “Ajabo”. However, let such people know that we too stand extremely gallant. Anybody that does not cooperate with us, our cult is prepared to waste the person’s blood in full accordance with our moniker. However, anyone that gently hands over what is rightfully ours, only that person will enjoy the rest of his/her life in good health. The Names of the of our five-man cult are: 1. Kogberegbe (I have no idea what this means) 2. Mujemuje (Blood sucker) 3. Dunbue (Cut it into pieces) 4. Akeeke Ati (Scorpion) 5. Salaake (Cut it with the Axe) To anyone that thinks this is just an empty threat, we say go and enquire in areas we have wreaked havoc in the past such as: Oke-Baale, Agoinande, Ainosuuru, Oke-Onitii, all the way to Ikirun and Ibokun. We wish you happy Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in advance. 3 Likes |
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Where is the bitten tip?
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We are waiting for their singles.
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Refund from where exactly? her personal ? under her bed? inside her wardrobe? This lady is gradually coming to with what is coming. Better fire!
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How is that guy still standing?
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Kurosaki Ichigo - Bleach
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Just goes to show the depth of imagination anime (bleach) fans do possess. You sir, are a genius! I read this piece at the office and I couldn't stop myself from laughing out like a total "Baka-mono"!. Great work sir. We're still waiting for the updates on those other "epics" though. Thanks for the good time. 1 Like |
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Booty4me: Booty4me: THE ILLUMATI PUT THE Hahahaha WTF man? |
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7842I: I woke up by 2 am and sneaked into the bathroom, wore the special red robe I arranged with a white skull painted on the front and brought out red candles and incense and started burning them in the bedroom, I threw a pillow at her head and started shaking when she woke up, I had a machete in my right hand as I was approaching the bed where she lay. Hahahahaaaa! Bros I swear u no well at all! I've seen lots of break-up antics in my time, but ur own na im bad ! How did u even think it up? Na so u hate the girl? |
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Babzilla: LWKMD. Bros na wah o!. Your sense of humor and imagination's top notch!!! 1 Like |
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doofanc: . . . As I speak to you, two to three persons have paid N100,000 fine each while others have decided not to throw away such amount of money by involving themselves in any proven case of adultery that threatens their marriages. The unproven ones nko? Moral of the story: Don't get caught. |
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adexsimply: thought u ve read harry potter(3) prisoner of azkaban..buckbeak the hippogriff Haaaa! That's the thing ehn? I wonder if it tastes like chicken. I the creature from the movies (but not the name). I learnt another new thing today... thanks mate. |
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adexsimply: u don chop HIPPOGRIFF b4? Wetin be that abeg? Na another mythical creature? If it is, na for chop. |
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Naija people no send o, even if na unicorn or dragon na him show like that, we go chop am!
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Our very own "Moriaty"... We should be proud. ![]() |
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Hello Ikenna351, I’ve silently followed this thread over time and the level of expertise and technical know-how you exhibit is simply amazing. Now, here's my problem: My 2002 (Pininfarina) 406 Coupe is a beautiful car that corners like a rabbit. Problem is, there's a grinding noise in the engine compartment whenever i throttle hard. I took the car to a mechanic in APO and he said something about the piston and the "top engine". Needless to say, i took the car back home and i've stopped using it since then. I know you need more information to help me determine what's actually wrong with the car, what caused it and how to go about fixing it. I'll be happy to bring the car to you. Thanks 1 Like |
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buzugee: : thats how i know the pilot was not nigerian. if the pilot was nigerian his last words to air traffick control will be ' mogbeooooooooooooo egbamiiiiiiiiii ooooooooooooooo motikerannnnnnnnn yeapaaaaaaaaaaripaaaaaaa. mokuoooooooooo heleppppp me pleaseeeee ejoooooooooooo ' Walahi u no well. I tried so hard not to laugh, but i failed. |
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sopapa: @ akason: I'm currently in my 3rd Module International Management (Oil and Gas Track) University of Liverpool. The fees are not cheap (app $19,000; depending on your payment plan) and its accredited worldwide. In my class, I have CEOs and Managing Directors of Multinationals as classmates and we interact through a forum quite like this (its called a blackboard). If you want to learn, go to the schools website http://www.liv.ac.uk/study/online/ and request a call back. If you just want a degree without working hard, look elsewhere because when you start,you will see your assignments in your dreams... ^^^^^ Hahahaa. Very funny, but very true. University of Liverpool, Information Systems Management, (6th Module and final core course). I have 2 electives left before my dissertation. After this, I'm going on a loooooooooong vacation. This program has taken over my life completely. To those who say it's a blue milk run, I challenge you to enroll and let us observe your grades and how much sleep you get after your first module. |
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wiseguy: Easy ^^^^^^^^ Thank you my brother. December can't come fast enough for me. I can't the last time I had a 3-hour stretch sleep. 1 Like |
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vikas11233: I think online degree is [/b]comes without or less studies[b],it's a gift from some universities as you give fees to them. Don't make me laugh! Start one and let's observe the following: (1). The hours of sleep you get in a day (2). Your grades. @OP. Online degrees are very much recognized because there is no difference between the certificate you are presented with and that of the student that was actually on campus. -Absolutely none. In fact, you guys will attend the same graduation ceremony. But i do have to warn you. It's extremely stressful (especially if you have a full-time job) and it's not for the faint-hearted. It’s for disciplined people who are focused on an objective because you can easily lose track of yourself because of its flexibility. It takes about 18-25 months. I wish you the best. 4 Likes |
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You can't! what's a Leopard without it's spots?
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knotty: If the story had ended there, sad as it would have been, not much lessons would have been learnt. Ha! iya won!!! That hospital will burn!!! 800k just like that. Abeg pay me my money!!! |
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Violent: Violent, Thank you so much! |
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Jawn: I will take everything to a brothel, give it to one ashawo as a down payment for everyday sex till I die ^^^ Best post ever! LMAO |
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Get help.
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LMAO
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I'll say leave android alone and go for a Windows Phone 7. I've been using the HTC HD7 for close to two years now and it has never frozen up on me. What an amazing device! |
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Bawss1: ^^^^^^ THANK YOU SO MUCH! |
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