 Typicalguy(m): 10:03am On Oct 01, 2017 |
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U're indeed a zombie #Idiot
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| Typicalguy(m): 3:05am On Sep 02, 2017 |
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Cry ke? I can't even spell cry talk more of tears
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| Typicalguy(m): 6:18am On Jul 19, 2017 |
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1st lay low,
2nd stay away from guys 4 d tym bein.
Buh it seems u're simple minded though...!
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| Typicalguy(m): 8:16pm On Jul 17, 2017 |
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#EyanHushPuppiRay
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| Typicalguy(m): 10:44am On May 16, 2017 |
ephi123:
Because you are a "typical guy" who has no sense. Shhh and goan take a seat somewhere. Likely a fraudster defending his compatriot.
my dear, starve distraction & feed focus on how 2 be rich like him. ANUOFIA...!
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| Typicalguy(m): 4:01pm On May 12, 2017 |
ephi123:
Source of wealth: Nil. No info.
But I trust Nigerians, they will still worship him nonetheless.
because u're a fool 2 judge his source of income
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| Typicalguy(m): 5:38am On May 09, 2017 |
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Can't wait 4 friday night coronation dinner. #AreYouWatchingSpurs #KeepTheBlueFlagFlyingHigh
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| Typicalguy(m): 5:23pm On May 08, 2017 |
metrosexual:
For guys, here are some "Bro Codes" that define true friendship:
- Bros before hoes – A ‘hoe’ is defined as any woman that is not your wife or any other direct family.
- Whether a Bro is into sports or not, a Bro picks a team and s them until his dying breath.
- If a bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when fully grown.
- A bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his bro’s are doing it as well.
- If his girlfriend asks you about where he is, you know nothing – nothing at all. Keep his whereabouts to yourself, hang up and warn him.
- If a bro is unable to pitch in money for beer,
other bros shall cover him. He shall not be deprived of the holy potion.
- A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks among
Bros
- A Bro ALWAYS enhances another Bro’s job description when introducing him.
- If two Bros get into a heated argument over something and one says something out of line, the other shall not expect him to take it back or apologize, that’s what women do.
- A bro never sends a birthday card to another bro.
- A Bro shows up at another Bro’s party with at least one more unit of alcohol than he plans to drink.
- The mum of a Bro is always off-limits.
- If a Bro discovers another Bro has forgotten to sign out of his Facebook/Twitter the Bro will sign out for him, but only after many many humiliating updates.
- A Bro shall not damage another Bros’ chances to score with a chick.
- A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email in a timely fashion.
- A bro never gives another bro the silent treatment.
- There are four things about your bro that you must respect in all conditions – his house, his parents, his girlfriend and most important of all, his car.
- You just cannot get involved with your bro's mother or sister. It is one of the biggest violations of the bro code. A step mother whom he hates is still okay.
- You will do whatever it takes to make your bro look like a superhero in front of others. If he is bad at a certain sport you're playing, you play weak and save his image.
- When a Bro wants to do something stupid, first you try to talk the Bro out of it. If they still want to do it, you film it.
- A Bro doesn't un-friend his Bro on Facebook.
- A Bro DOES NOT choose his own nickname. A nickname is bestowed upon you by your fellow bros, either as a punishment or a reward for epic deeds.
- A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you.
- Bros take care of their fellow bros when they have too much to drink.
- A bro never shows or tells a crazy chick where his fellow bro lives or stays, only that bro can subject himself to that grief.
- When a Bro has a kid, his Bros become honorary uncles.
- Bro’s don’t pout for photos.
- When Bro’s hug, they do not close their eyes and/or rest their head on the other bro’s shoulder.
-If you catch your bro’s girl cheating you immediately tell your bro regardless of any possible shitstorm that may arise.
- Bro’s don’t share details about their “little bro” with other bro’s.
- Single Bro’s always try and sit with one seat between them in case any ladies come along that don’t have anywhere to sit.
- A bro cannot give another bro a Teddy bear.
- When playing or responding to a prank, a Bro’s car is off limits.
- At a Bro’s funeral, all other bro’s toast with the deceased’s drink of choice
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bro. I envy ur bro's code of conduct. Spot on...!
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| Typicalguy(m): 4:55pm On May 08, 2017 |
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My girlfriend is 7yrs older than me! So wat abt dat?
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| Typicalguy(m): 6:11am On Apr 27, 2017 |
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I don't giv a f***, cos u know wat? Am short of f***s...!
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| Typicalguy(m): 6:00am On Apr 27, 2017 |
ritzyvic1:
Go and become a comedian. Stop wasting your talent on other addiction
& how's dat ur biz? Onuku
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| Typicalguy(m): 6:43am On Apr 25, 2017 |
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Loading........... Otobo coming soon
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| Typicalguy(m): 1:37pm On Apr 24, 2017 |
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#Backlash
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| Typicalguy(m): 3:42pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
iamawara:
Them wan bring am back to life Ni abi .? What did they discuss at d meeting self? Afonjazz be killing them selves any how. See as the,m send this man go heaven like VTU. RIP
just lyk dat
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| Typicalguy(m): 3:40pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
dyabman:
That isn't Oshogbo , It's Ede
correct
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| Typicalguy(m): 3:34pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
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Correct!
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| Typicalguy(m): 3:27pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
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Efe is a dead rapper
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| Typicalguy(m): 4:54am On Apr 15, 2017 |
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U cal dat garage airport? Go to UAE & See d definition of airport
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