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troubleshooter: 11:28am On Feb 24, 2015
DuchessLily:
na waoo.. How much u dey sell dis land?

U r even more unwell than that poster. U helped him double the useless land being occupied. I think seun needs to organise tutorials 4 NL newbies like both of u. undecided

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troubleshooter: 8:15am On Jan 30, 2015
How won't we remain d poorest?
troubleshooter: 9:59am On Jan 28, 2015
@OP U will make heaven.
A drowning man..... Clutches @ anything....anything at all. SMH

CC: lalasticlala, obinoscopy pls do the needful!
troubleshooter: 6:20pm On Jan 21, 2015
Good! This shld silence the PDP & saTANs 4 a while while they look to invent anoda lie! It one day, one lie.
I'm no longer surprised....its PDP - the opposition party.
GMB all the way!
Change is here!!
Febuhari 2015!!!

I hope this makes FP with the same spEed other TANoid threads do too!
troubleshooter: 8:40am On Jan 20, 2015
That's innovation, planning & strategic thinking if U ask me. GMB keeps out-smarting GEJ in every area. Thumbs up #Teamchange

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troubleshooter: 7:42am On Jan 19, 2015
thunder74:

See hypocrisy, this same Keyamo is one of the independent lawyers retained by GEJ Government to prosecute corruption cases.
Moreso, it is sad people like him will GMB with all his past records. Gani Fawehinmi must be turning in his grave now with the kind of double mouth activists we have now.

How is that Hypocrisy? Did u read the write up @ all? He has been frustrated by the govt in trying to prosecute corrupt persons shielded by this govt. So how is that hypocritical?

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troubleshooter: 7:35am On Jan 19, 2015
These mods na wa 4 una. There's a fuller thread already trending on this topic. Y pick this? because this Op na dem dem? Chai! Like Seun, like Nairaland & like the mods. SMH

nairaland.unblockandhide.com/2100023/keyamo-explodes-between-jonathan-versus#29906505

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troubleshooter: 12:50pm On Jan 16, 2015
Did I read scared? ....apc wld win in lagos without a single campaign. Jimi posses d qualities, no doubt but We don't trust the cabal behind jimi.

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troubleshooter: 12:42pm On Jan 16, 2015
@ Op God bless u!

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troubleshooter: 11:57am On Jan 16, 2015
Well said!

troubleshooter: 10:21am On Jan 16, 2015
Really clueless!

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troubleshooter: 10:16am On Jan 16, 2015
Just 4 laffs

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troubleshooter: 9:52am On Jan 16, 2015
See ur president's life outside?

troubleshooter: 7:30am On Jan 14, 2015
laIasticlala:
Chai see apc bastards celebrating a renowned thief


Buhari will never rule a united Nigeria
Mark my words

Can u carry a gun? Or u think ur kitchen knife can divide it?
Yeye dey smell!

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troubleshooter: 9:03pm On Jan 13, 2015
Hmmmmmmm weighty words far beyond what a PHD zoologist. Can piece 2gether. & they say he is an illiterate?
If this is what illiteracy means, then I aspire to be one.
God has a way of timely intervening to save our nation. Its ur time general, u shall get there!
troubleshooter: 6:25pm On Jan 06, 2015
And you think the man in Fedora hat @ ass.hole rock will read this? By this time of d day, he's already high on sapele water & shld be staggering towards diesanni's room now.
Abati, okupe etc wld also make sure that when he wakes up 2moro morning, this doesn't get to him.
Sorry!
troubleshooter: 10:53am On Jan 03, 2015
sufido123:
Another crime is that he has failed to present his certificates as required by the Nigerian constitution. He then swore a false affidavit.
So for the 4 times buhari has contested, its now they realise his certificate is not available?
Mtscheeeeeeeeeeeew!
troubleshooter: 10:34pm On Jan 02, 2015
MuguliciousMUGU:
seun this is an interesting article for front page. Tnx
So u can promote ur lies abi?
God devil!
troubleshooter: 9:43am On Jan 02, 2015
sebali:


U will make heaven.
Amen. U too!
troubleshooter: 9:36am On Jan 02, 2015
U don't need to try so hard to make GMB look so bad in other to make GEJ acceptable.
Pls tell us of GEJ's achievements.
Any man who can stand up against corruption to a reasonable level is okay 4 me.
Any man who can hold those positions GMB has & yet isn't one of the richest men in nigeria is enuf 4 me.
GMB isn't half as rich as Deisiani's sons.
#thinknigeria#

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troubleshooter: 9:19am On Jan 02, 2015
Let us set the records straight. As Nigerians
prepare to vote for progress and change in
the Presidential elections, it is
pertinent certain popular statements
attributed to chief opposition candidate,
General Muhammadu Buhari are set straight for
God and man.

1). Firstly, did General Buhari ever say he or they will
make Nigeria ungovernable?
The answer to this is a resounding, NO!
In an earlier write-up we carefully researched this
inflammatory statement and discovered that it was
made by a then PDP politician, Lawal Kaita from
Kaduna. This is why the late NSA, Andrew Owoye
Azazi said that it was internal PDP politics and their
squabbles on zoning/rotation of the Presidency that
led to the “sudden sophistication of Boko Haram.” It
was within PDP that the discussion of rotation of
the presidency came up, and Lawal Kaita was
perturbed with Jonathan’s decision to continue late
Umaru Yar’Adua’s term in violation of the parties
zoning policy. This was when Jonathan promised to
only contest/occupy the top spot one additional
term (in addition to his completing Yar’Adua’s term)
and also when some northern PDP stalwarts and
party founders threatened to make Nigeria
ungovernable. There was no such confusion in
Buhari’s C and thus no need and reason for such
inflammatory pronouncements from his quarters.
When Reuben Abati spun this statement upon the
person of Buhari, the General took him to court for
libel and the court judgment as awarded in Buhari’s
favor. Buhari dragged Abati and The Guardian to
court via suit no. ID/837/2011 and demanded
N1billion damages. President Goodluck Jonathan
then begged Buhari to settle out-of-court. See in
DailyPost of January 13th, 2013: http://
dailypost.ng/2013/01/13/presidency-begs-buhari-to-
settle-slander-case-out-of-court/. The empathetic
General agreed and Reuben Abati and the Guardian
where the libelous article was published were
made to publish an unreserved retraction of the
slander against Buhari which they did in the
Guardian of July 11, 2013. This is why Reuben Abati
is called Nigeria’s evil genius. Our full article on this
with all references can be read here on ENDS.ng:

http://ends.ng/fact-it-was-pdp-that-promised-to-
make-nigeria-ungovernable-in-2011-buhari-never-
did/

2).Did General Buhari promise election riots in 2011?
The answer to this is again, NO!
General Buhari never prescribed riots or made any
threat related to such in regards to the 2011
elections. He took the case of election rigging to
court and never made a single statement
containing threats in relation to it. The Lemu
investigation of the post-election riots cleared the
General of any guilt of complicity. The General
released an exemplary press statement on the
court’s ruling which can be read on
SaharaReporters of December 28, 2011: http://
saharareporters.com/2011/12/28/statement-
general-muhammadu-buhari-regarding-verdict-
supreme-court-jonathans-election
Buhari did however state that if 2015 was a repeat
of the rigging on 2011, there will be a fierce fight He
used the kare jini biri jinni Hausa proverb, which
roughly cuts as ‘the dog and baboon will be soaked
in the same blood,’ but is an idiom which means,
there will be a real battle- could be legal; could be
protests or any other battle, as this is a mere
proverbial statement. Of course those who wished
to paint this statement with the ‘blood’ contained in
it did so eagerly as we see they have done in many
other of his statements and statements attributed
to him. Read more on the idiom here, by Dr. Aliyu
Tilde on Times: http://
www.timesng.com/opinion/5195-
buhari_vs_pdp_the_dog_and_the_baboon.html

3). The third hallmark statement attributed to the
General: did Buhari ever say that a war on Boko
Haram was a war against the north?
The answer to this statement as with the rest is a
resounding, NO!
Why are all these false statements attributed to
Buhari? Well, for one reason the General is rather
not that outspoken and is a man of extreme
patience and tolerance who evidently only used
legal means to redress the libel and false
accusations against him planed and sponsored by
the Presidency.
So what did General Buhari say in 2013?
He said, the institution of a State of Emergency in
Borno, Adamawa and Yobe states was a declaration
of war on the north of Nigeria.
He did not say that fighting Boko Haram was a
declaration of war against the north; no, after all he
fought and destroyed not only Maitatsine terrorists,
but also the Habre fanatical forces of Chad. He
clearly understands the need of a real war against
terror; he however saw that Nigeria’s President and
the then army Chief, General Azubuike Ihejirika
who has been labeled a Boko Haram sponsor by
my organization, ENDS and Boko Haram negotiator,
Stephen Davis, were not fighting any real war
against the terrorists but were silently facilitating
the continued reign of terror and seeking all means
to destroy the northeast as it is today.
When Buhari wiped out Maitatsine in Adamawa
state, he did not need to declare any phony state of
emergency. He did not declare one either when he
expelled the Habre Chadian forces from the 19
Nigerian occupied Islands in the northeast.
Today the entire Nigeria saw the wisdom of elder
statesman Buhari’s position against the declaration
of the state of emergency and the senate thereby
refused to extend the more harmful than good
emergency rule that failed to yield meaningful
results since it was instituted in May of 2013.
I as a proponent of the State of Emergency in 2013
and one of those who canvassed and pushed for it
did not quite agree with the General at the time but
now I understand his reservations and how this
declaration and all others by the President
including his recent cessation of fire have all been
declarations of war against the Nigerian people,
particularly those being decimated and displaced in
the northeast by French foreign forces being
organized and directed from Idris Deby’s Chad.
In conclusion, the Jonathan government who
without any investigation exonerated MEND who
had claimed responsibility for the October 1st 2010
Abuja bomb attack, since then decided to pick on
General Muhammadu Buhari, his most formidable
perceived opponent and in so doing allowed and as
some say, actually ed Boko Haram’s
continued existence and carnage while his evil
genius press and media men and the Femi twins
continued to spew slander upon slander and libel
upon libel against the person of Buhari, spinning
his every proverb out of context, publishing twisted
versions of his every word and even reflecting
other people’s statements upon him.

http://naijaparrot.com/30944/

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troubleshooter: 8:53am On Jan 02, 2015
Ur Campaign of calumny won't work.

"
In 1977, the military head of state, Lt. Gen. Olusegun
Obasanjo, set up a crude oil sales tribunal to
investigate the operations of the Nigerian National
Oil Company (NNOC, which metamorphosed into
NNPC same year). The tribunal found out that in
three years, NNOC had failed to collect its
equity share of oil produced by Shell, Mobil and
Gulf. As a t venture partner, NNOC was
entitled to 182.95 million barrels of oil
production. But NNOC did not find buyers for its
own share, thereby losing a potential income of
$2.8 billion. But it was instead reported by the
media that $2.8 billion was missing."

nairaland.unblockandhide.com/2043083/nnpc-questions-missing-2.8bn-oil

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troubleshooter: 3:17pm On Dec 29, 2014
Let us set the records straight. As Nigerians
prepare to vote for progress and change in
the Presidential elections, it is
pertinent certain popular statements
attributed to chief opposition candidate,
General Muhammadu Buhari are set straight for
God and man.
Firstly, did General Buhari ever say he or they will
make Nigeria ungovernable?
The answer to this is a resounding, NO!
In an earlier write-up we carefully researched this
inflammatory statement and discovered that it was
made by a then PDP politician, Lawal Kaita from
Kaduna. This is why the late NSA, Andrew Owoye
Azazi said that it was internal PDP politics and their
squabbles on zoning/rotation of the Presidency that
led to the “sudden sophistication of Boko Haram.” It
was within PDP that the discussion of rotation of
the presidency came up, and Lawal Kaita was
perturbed with Jonathan’s decision to continue late
Umaru Yar’Adua’s term in violation of the parties
zoning policy. This was when Jonathan promised to
only contest/occupy the top spot one additional
term (in addition to his completing Yar’Adua’s term)
and also when some northern PDP stalwarts and
party founders threatened to make Nigeria
ungovernable. There was no such confusion in
Buhari’s C and thus no need and reason for such
inflammatory pronouncements from his quarters.
When Reuben Abati spun this statement upon the
person of Buhari, the General took him to court for
libel and the court judgment as awarded in Buhari’s
favor. Buhari dragged Abati and The Guardian to
court via suit no. ID/837/2011 and demanded
N1billion damages. President Goodluck Jonathan
then begged Buhari to settle out-of-court. See in
DailyPost of January 13th, 2013: http://
dailypost.ng/2013/01/13/presidency-begs-buhari-to-
settle-slander-case-out-of-court/. The empathetic
General agreed and Reuben Abati and the Guardian
where the libelous article was published were
made to publish an unreserved retraction of the
slander against Buhari which they did in the
Guardian of July 11, 2013. This is why Reuben Abati
is called Nigeria’s evil genius. Our full article on this
with all references can be read here on ENDS.ng:
http://ends.ng/fact-it-was-pdp-that-promised-to-
make-nigeria-ungovernable-in-2011-buhari-never-
did/
Did General Buhari promise election riots in 2011?
The answer to this is again, NO!
General Buhari never prescribed riots or made any
threat related to such in regards to the 2011
elections. He took the case of election rigging to
court and never made a single statement
containing threats in relation to it. The Lemu
investigation of the post-election riots cleared the
General of any guilt of complicity. The General
released an exemplary press statement on the
court’s ruling which can be read on
SaharaReporters of December 28, 2011: http://
saharareporters.com/2011/12/28/statement-
general-muhammadu-buhari-regarding-verdict-
supreme-court-jonathans-election
Buhari did however state that if 2015 was a repeat
of the rigging on 2011, there will be a fierce fight He
used the kare jini biri jinni Hausa proverb, which
roughly cuts as ‘the dog and baboon will be soaked
in the same blood,’ but is an idiom which means,
there will be a real battle- could be legal; could be
protests or any other battle, as this is a mere
proverbial statement. Of course those who wished
to paint this statement with the ‘blood’ contained in
it did so eagerly as we see they have done in many
other of his statements and statements attributed
to him. Read more on the idiom here, by Dr. Aliyu
Tilde on Times: http://
www.timesng.com/opinion/5195-
buhari_vs_pdp_the_dog_and_the_baboon.html
The third hallmark statement attributed to the
General: did Buhari ever say that a war on Boko
Haram was a war against the north?
The answer to this statement as with the rest is a
resounding, NO!
Why are all these false statements attributed to
Buhari? Well, for one reason the General is rather
not that outspoken and is a man of extreme
patience and tolerance who evidently only used
legal means to redress the libel and false
accusations against him planed and sponsored by
the Presidency.
So what did General Buhari say in 2013?
He said, the institution of a State of Emergency in
Borno, Adamawa and Yobe states was a declaration
of war on the north of Nigeria.
He did not say that fighting Boko Haram was a
declaration of war against the north; no, after all he
fought and destroyed not only Maitatsine terrorists,
but also the Habre fanatical forces of Chad. He
clearly understands the need of a real war against
terror; he however saw that Nigeria’s President and
the then army Chief, General Azubuike Ihejirika
who has been labeled a Boko Haram sponsor by
my organization, ENDS and Boko Haram negotiator,
Stephen Davis, were not fighting any real war
against the terrorists but were silently facilitating
the continued reign of terror and seeking all means
to destroy the northeast as it is today.
When Buhari wiped out Maitatsine in Adamawa
state, he did not need to declare any phony state of
emergency. He did not declare one either when he
expelled the Habre Chadian forces from the 19
Nigerian occupied Islands in the northeast.
Today the entire Nigeria saw the wisdom of elder
statesman Buhari’s position against the declaration
of the state of emergency and the senate thereby
refused to extend the more harmful than good
emergency rule that failed to yield meaningful
results since it was instituted in May of 2013.
I as a proponent of the State of Emergency in 2013
and one of those who canvassed and pushed for it
did not quite agree with the General at the time but
now I understand his reservations and how this
declaration and all others by the President
including his recent cessation of fire have all been
declarations of war against the Nigerian people,
particularly those being decimated and displaced in
the northeast by French foreign forces being
organized and directed from Idris Deby’s Chad.
In conclusion, the Jonathan government who
without any investigation exonerated MEND who
had claimed responsibility for the October 1st 2010
Abuja bomb attack, since then decided to pick on
General Muhammadu Buhari, his most formidable
perceived opponent and in so doing allowed and as
some say, actually ed Boko Haram’s
continued existence and carnage while his evil
genius press and media men and the Femi twins
continued to spew slander upon slander and libel
upon libel against the person of Buhari, spinning
his every proverb out of context, publishing twisted
versions of his every word and even reflecting
other people’s statements upon him.

Source? -
http://naijaparrot.com/30944/

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troubleshooter: 3:07pm On Dec 28, 2014
Why would they do that? That would open their yan.sh out & would injure the trans(de-formation agenda). The FG is employing the services of association of all witches to sit on d report!
troubleshooter: 2:23am On Dec 27, 2014
We get the kind of leader we deserve.
Pity people prefer to follow their sentiments instead of facts. There has never been a head of state like Buhari except muritala & with d thinking of this populace, we can never allow anoda like him. So the pity story continues. SMH.
troubleshooter: 2:01am On Dec 27, 2014
Oh! So true. I can bet its not in Aso Rock's calender!

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troubleshooter: 10:50am On Dec 12, 2014
*Story for the gods!*
Now some pple are really sh1tting in their pants now?
Pls let us just try a change in govt & see if the air can get a little fresher cos in anoda 4yrs, we wld hav benn choked to death by the putrid 'fresh air' that's endemic now.
Its just 4yrs now? Pls its worth the gamble. Thank god u said in ur own words ...

'While Buhari himself might not
have enriched himself, his cronies and those who
worked under him did so handsomely'
That's the kind of person we need 4 now.
troubleshooter: 10:29am On Dec 12, 2014
This Govt is an embarrassment to itself & its people. So what r they trying to do? Stop someone frm embarrassing them too? SMH

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troubleshooter: 10:08am On Dec 12, 2014
Now even d ruling party is scared?! They wld wish they had a more sell-able candidate.

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troubleshooter: 9:46am On Dec 12, 2014
Good case u made here. Just a pity pple vote in Nigeria based on sentiments & not facts. I really don't care again about buhari's so-called fanatism. He ws head of state b4- if he wsnt fanatic enough as a dictator how more fanatic can he be in a democracy?
Let's just hav a change of govt & see if the air can get any fresher.

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troubleshooter: 6:18pm On Dec 07, 2014
Yea right....got me laffing grin
troubleshooter: 7:32am On Dec 03, 2014
Check ur fanbelt. I'm no guru, just similar experience

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