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Evolution in science is the sum total of adaptative changes from pre-existing or old form that have taken place over a long time resulting in diversity of forms, structures and functions among organisms.

Bitch is one of the words my Longman Dictionary labels as 'taboo'

Westchester:


All those accusations has no backed up evidence but we all know th1efnubu and Atiku are confirmed criminals

We know that all politicians are Thiefiticians.

Case closed!

Dangerful, eweh! I have not heard that kind of english before oh. Comrade, that is an English language vawulence

Smoothly going ladies are rare

Depression and Hennessy, the two must be twins.

Pristine, what do you mean by that?

When you start making your own money and paying bills, you will know why your father always sits outside alone in the evening.

I'm not always in of the IPOB movement, but this particular idea has favour most if not all the southerners. The herdsmen have been toturing us for years. Destroying our farms and killing our people.

The only exercise i hate doing is running out of cash; i lose weight so rapidly.

Finally i did it,
A cup of rice = 1,987 seeds. Don't let anybody cheat you, confirm your seeds before you leave any shop. Tommorow i shall be counting 'Iron beans', someone should help me with 'Aloka beans' and 'Garri'

Tranquility439:
Finally i met my facebook girlfriend today, it shall NEVER be well with Photoshop

Loyalty Test Only Loyal people can read this; I.J.W.Y.T.B.W.M.F.T.R.O.M.L.

My dear Mr/Mrs Bleachers, i'm not saying that you should not bleach oh, but please don't turn into a traffic light; don't come and be like:
-Red neck
-Yellow face
-Green veins
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BLEACH RESPONSIBLY

Did you realize that "2022" is like just like "2020 too" AND February is just like Fear Buhari.

WISDOM NO GO KILL ME

One day, Mr. Sam fell into a deep well half full with water, every effort to remove him proved abortive; one person will come and say "give me your hand" but he won't, after much pleadings he'd give up and the process continued. Pretty soon the well was sorrounded by a crowd of people, one man who knew him came along and tried his effort but Mr. Sam wouldn't burge an inch, so he ran to his house and told everything to his wife who immediately rushed to the scene panting. When his wife came a man was shouting at the top of his voice "sir give me your hand, you're drowning" but Mr. Sam looked up mournfully at him and dropped his head. Then his wife screamed "My husband is a very stingy person, so stingy that he can't GIVE his hands that you may help him" "This is madness! so what do we do?" asked one man. The wife replied, "say take my hand rather"
"Take my hand" the man repeated, and this time Mr. Sam lifted up his hands, took the man's hand and was hauled up.

I Hope you're not a stingy person

Awnn thanks

There are true lovers too

saphiere:
Very rare and mostly happens in the Western world.
African women are well mannered.

Just say you haven't come across them before. Female rapist are everywhere, and 10 TIMES more brutal than men.

Topic being gossiped, can be delibrated and solved in the process.

I can see nothing except that her father was her client. Why the arresst. If pikin sells groundnut papa no go her bussiness?
Mtcheeeew....

I've lied several times before even though i know its not good, but i didn't telling someones daughter "I can't live without you."

RED Is the colour #YNWA

-A Journalist has a mouthwork -A Footballer has a legwork -A Mechanic is said to have a handwork -A Proffesor has brainwork THEN, A Prostitute has ______work?

Finally i met my facebook girlfriend today, it shall be well with Photoshop

Little Sam came down for breakfast, at the table he asked his grandmother "Where is Mum and Dad?" "They are up in the bedroom" replied Granny. "Okay" he muttered and went on with his meal.
In the afternoon, when he came for lunch, he asked Granny about his parents again, and got the same answer. He twicthed his mouth into a sly smile, kept quiet and went on with his meal. "But why did you ask?" asked Granny
"oh nothing" he replied and soon cleared up his dishes and went out to play.

When he came in for dinner, he asked "are they still up in the bedroom?" "Yes, i hope nothing is wrong"

Sam said "yesterday night Dad came into my room and asked for vaseline, but i gave him super glue"

SSomeone who was born in a car but die outside is called; CARBON-DIOXIDE

Them don teach you that for school before?

Today i scammed Mummy Divine for her provision shop, i paid only 500 Naira and ran away with 3 sticks of cigar

Imagine your house rent is due and BOOM... your sugar daddy dies You'll cry more than his wife

What is Badluck?
Badluck is when you are using your Dad's phone to an app of 20000kb and when it reaches 90 percent, you hear you Dad shouting, "Tom! Tom!! Where is my phone? I'm late for the meeting already."

-I removed her top, she kept quiet and looked at me...

-I removed her skirt, she was still looking at me silently...

-I took off her bra, she didn't say anything...

-I proceeded to remove her pant, that was when she screamed out loudly, TRANQUILITY! Why do you want to remove all my clothes from the line? Is that space not enough for you to hang your clothes?
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Look at these spoiled Nairalanders with corrupt minds.

WHEN I WAS YOUNG;

-I used to think that the sun followed our car

-I would restart a video game when i knew i was going to lose

-I would hide behind the door to scare someone then go out because the person is taking too long to come

-I would tuck in my arms inside my shirt and fake that i have no arms

-I would cry like hell after swallowing orange seed, thinking that the seed will germinate inside my tummy and an orange tree will grow from my head

-I would fake being asleep so that i would be carried to the bedroom.


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