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tolumi(f): 12:38pm On Apr 11, 2007
abubaka:

Please this is naija,where things do happen in our own styleeeyy.
Who is a stranger here to naija ladies?
Is only in naija that u would see a babe requesting for a recharge frm a guy and after he sent the card,the only thing she wls say is "TNX" in text message and sent back.
Nigerian girls are very very unromantic,because it has been long since when they deleted "cards and flowers" as a gift on Val day or there birthday.They re so desperate that all they are planning is how to come in group and ask one of there friend's boyfriend to take them to tasty fried chicken,and mock the guy at the end of the day,calling him MUGU.
It was funny when i called a lady that i just started dating and i tried to be romantic in my own way and the conversation went this way:

Me: Hi babygal,am about goin for lunch,
Nelly: what re u goin to eat?
Me: maybe rice and stew wit beef,
Nelly:what about mine,
Me: Dont worry,i will eat for the two of us,
Nelly:Nooo,please just buy me a recharge card and send to me,that would be ok by me.
Me:??Ok,i will send it later.

My God,just imagine that,
Is only naija gals that will tell you what u should buy for her on her birthday, Is very very unfortunate the extent at which naija gals are so mean nwww embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed


cheesy
jbuoy:

1)Get a nija girl flowers and she goes-- "does he think am a goat?"
2)Give her kisses and she goes--" thats all he knows"
3)Tell her u love her and u hear---" na love i go chop?"
4)Give her regular calls and she's like-" hellooo durling, do u know it's been lang since u scratch me card, culd u scratch me one now to show me u care?" (all with a baby's voice)
5)Scratch her the card and all u get is -- A short flash to show that she got it, u are not really sure so u hav to call for confirmation.
6)Take her to the so called Mr Bigs to hav a lovely meal together and u hear--"durling can i get some for my friends too, u know they always talk about u sweetie"
7)When it comes to the time for real love, they give u once and then--" arent u tired?" or "am not feeling so weeeell"
Well am lucky havent seen that ping-pung girl that wuld try that nonsence with me.


IBDat:

As interesting as this discussion is, fact is Naija women will not make do with just the following:
- A hand in hand stroll in the street/park, they would rather go somewhere that is public - most likely with their partner spending
- A nice romantic meal with their partner at home, they would rather go out and eat
- A fresh bouquet of nicely scented flowers, they would prefer a call card
- Exchanges of loving, sensual and romantic SMS, the woman will be the first not to reply as she feels she is wasting her credits (unless u promise to buy her more)

Not to seem like a pessimist but the fact is what it is - all the above are fine and good with the women as long as it is going to pay-off in one way or the other and number one preference is financially!

Even nowadays, it's one thing to propose - the sparkle/size of the diamond in her ring is another shocked
grin
tolumi(f): 11:56am On May 01, 2006
get in touch with olunifemi;she is got wht u wnt.i've seen her once and she is moderately busty but i think she's been banned on ds site.
[email protected]
tolumi(f): 11:18am On May 01, 2006
[email protected]
goodluck shi2
tolumi(f): 4:27pm On Apr 27, 2006
go thr her profile.her mailg addr is there.
tolumi(f): 4:06pm On Apr 27, 2006
i was searching through google when i found it,and since then,i've been addicted 2 it.
tolumi(f): 3:37pm On Apr 27, 2006
Rhodalyn:

Accepting family of ya spouse to live wit ya aint da best at allllllllllllllll shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
i know but a wife should be accommodating 2 her husband's pple whenever they come visitg.did i say somethg wrong?
tolumi(f): 3:30pm On Apr 07, 2006
akin olaiya,ebun oloyede,latin,ronke ojo,foluke daramola,moji olaiya,funke akindele,aresejabata,and a host of others.mention urs 2 if u watch yoruba movies
tolumi(f): 3:22pm On Apr 07, 2006
i used 2 think baba suwe was funny untill i watcd talongbemu(by latin), latin is d best of the comedians in yoruba films industry.baba suwe's comedy is 4 kids or wht do u thinks?do u watch yoruba movies?
tolumi(f): 3:13pm On Apr 07, 2006
A psychiatrist is addressing a group of people who have all had experiences with the supernatural. He asks: "Who here has seen a ghost?" Everyone puts up their hands. He then asks: "Who here has spoken with a ghost?" Half the audience puts up their hands. "And who here has touched a ghost?" Ten percent of the crowd puts up their hands. He asks: "And who here has made love with a ghost?" One little man in the back row puts up his hand, The psychiatrist looks down from the podium at the little man and says: "Do you mean to tell me that you have made love with a ghost?" The man replies, "Oh No! I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you correctly. I thought you said 'goat'."
tolumi(f): 3:04pm On Apr 07, 2006
Old Glory:

@Rhodalyn

It is easier said than done, sitting in your shoes and giving that kind of advice, is borderline irresponsible. Her reality is right in front of her and she is tackling it head on. She cannot wait for a man to come and sweep her off her feet. It might happen in England or the west, but Nigeria is a different Animal and i am sure you know that. She might not even be able to finish school, i can feel her desperation, i am sure you can too.
thanks.as if u know how desperate iam.
tolumi(f): 11:03am On Apr 01, 2006
a mad man raped a girl and ran away.the next day when one of our daily  papers carried the news,it read: [b][/b] nut screws and bolts! grin
tolumi(f): 10:54am On Apr 01, 2006
seun,how on earth did u lose my own posts out of all d posts on ds topic?can i just assume u do not like me? , im so sad and embarassed


anyway,is there any1 who went 2 queen elizabeth school ilorin?also,do any 1 know wasiu tiamiyu ogunlade(not so sure if it's ogunwale or ogunlade) who attended mount camel college,ilorin and later proceeded 2 oshogbo grammer school,oshogbo in osun state.he was also a brief student of pakata primary school,ilorin just as i was, my addr is [email protected]
tolumi(f): 7:12pm On Mar 27, 2006
hey guys thanks so much 4 ur contributions.i feel a bit relieved.more plsss
tolumi(f): 8:15pm On Mar 26, 2006
im not a working class lady,im in school and he goes 2 d extent of telling me 2 obtain from guys so as 2 gv him money.he says girls did it when he was in school and they still do.
how do i go abt this?i need a man in my life.
tolumi(f): 5:22pm On Mar 20, 2006
he is my boyfriend who doesnt know how 2 give even if i ask.all he says is 'we've not been paid'i guess im not so lucky with men.pls tell me wht 2 do.im really tired cos each time i feel reluctant 2 give him,it results 2 quarrels.advise me plssssss cry
tolumi(f): 4:58pm On Mar 06, 2006
these r 4 vmobile subscribers who wish 2 activate wap on his or her phone.

Parameter values for WAP over GPRS

Homepage:  http://wap.vmobile4me.com 
Wap Gw IP:  172.18.254.5
port:  8080
Access Point  wap.vmobile
name:  wap 
:  wap 
Authentication  normal
 
Parameter values for WAP over CSD

Homepage:  http://wap.vmobile4me.com 
Wap Gw IP:  172.18.254.5
port: 9201
Dial number:  +2348022981000
name:  wap 
:  wap 
Authentication  normal
tolumi(f): 4:14pm On Mar 06, 2006
when will u ever be online?im serious
tolumi(f): 3:56pm On Mar 06, 2006
hi GP,wht is all ds welcome greetgs?did u go 2 mecca or jerusalem?ok welcome back ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
tolumi(f): 4:12pm On Feb 18, 2006
okunade thanks 2 u.i dd as i said i would and blv it,im browsing on my fone now.though browsing was part of d reason 4 buyg d line then but after they started fucking up,i threw d line under my bed, guess wht now?i pickd it up after readg d info.thanks buddy
tolumi(f): 4:06pm On Feb 18, 2006
i think thelma is right.glo is fucking up big time.i used 2 think they r d best until i ed vmobile.u dont need 2 ask me wht i dd with d glo line.i dumpd it under my bed.vmobile is all abt u joooo wink
tolumi(f): 7:47pm On Feb 17, 2006
im in need of a matured man who doesnt pretend abt sex cos i love sex(did i say sommethg wrong?)
tolumi(f): 7:35pm On Feb 17, 2006
thanks 4 d useful info.i'll try it when i get home.

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