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Student Mistakenly Writes Mia Khalifa as An Answer to A Question Instead of Burj Khalifa https://danfoxpress.xyz/student-mistakenly-writes-mia-khalifa-as-an-answer-to-a-question-instead-of-burj-khalifa/ via @danfoxpress

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Dear Lagosians, This is Where All Your Taxes Go https://danfoxpress.xyz/dear-lagosians-this-is-where-all-your-taxes-go/ via @danfoxpress

Dear Lagosians, This is Where All Your Taxes Go https://danfoxpress.xyz/dear-lagosians-this-is-where-all-your-taxes-go/ via @danfoxpress

Dear Lagosians, This is Where All Your Taxes Go https://danfoxpress.xyz/dear-lagosians-this-is-where-all-your-taxes-go/ via @danfoxpress

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6 Times NTA News Embarrassed All of Us https://danfoxpress.xyz/6-times-nta-news-embarrassed-all-of-us/ via @danfoxpress

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NTA (Nigerian Television Authority) has had its glory days behind. When you realise that the Television station used to be one of the most respected news channels in Africa some years back, you would wonder what the hell went wrong?

The truth is, what has happened to NTA symbolizes the general degeneration of standards in most government-owned institutions in Nigeria

NTA has morphed to an object of ridicule recently, little wonder the national TV station is no longer appealing to the younger generation of Nigerians.

It’s human to make errors, that is why most organisations, especially media houses, hire Editors and Proof Readers to ensure that whatever that is meant to go out for public consumption, is thoroughly scrutinised and free of all errors. But with the Millions of Tax Payers money spent of NTA annually, the Television station has failed to get itself a Proof Reader.

Let’s look at some epic errors made by the station:

Continue here: NTA (Nigerian Television Authority) has had its glory days behind. When you realise that the Television station used to be one of the most respected news channels in Africa some years back, you would wonder what the hell went wrong?

The truth is, what has happened to NTA symbolizes the general degeneration of standards in most government-owned institutions in Nigeria

NTA has morphed to an object of ridicule recently, little wonder the national TV station is no longer appealing to the younger generation of Nigerians.

It’s human to make errors, that is why most organisations, especially media houses, hire Editors and Proof Readers to ensure that whatever that is meant to go out for public consumption, is thoroughly scrutinised and free of all errors. But with the Millions of Tax Payers money spent of NTA annually, the Television station has failed to get itself a Proof Reader.

Let’s look at some epic errors made by the station:

Popular Make-Up Artist Arrested for Changing Bride's Identity https://danfoxpress.xyz/popular-make-up-artist-arrested-for-changing-brides-identity/

Popular Make-Up Artist Arrested for Changing Bride's Identity https://danfoxpress.xyz/popular-make-up-artist-arrested-for-changing-brides-identity/

Popular Make-Up Artist Arrested for Changing Bride's Identity https://danfoxpress.xyz/popular-make-up-artist-arrested-for-changing-brides-identity/

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8 Epic Lies They Told Us When We Were Young https://danfoxpress.xyz/8-epic-lies-they-told-us-when-we-were-young/

8 Epic Lies They Told Us When We Were Young https://danfoxpress.xyz/8-epic-lies-they-told-us-when-we-were-young/

Growing up in this part of the world was/is fun. Asides the rough play and pranks, African parent style of upbringing, there were some superstitious beliefs that we learned during childhood.

Some of these statements were from our parents and the others from our peers. Here are some of them:

If a boy touches you, you will get pregnant

Thinking about it years later and I can’t help but shake my head. This was the sex education we got from African parents to scare their daughters away from boys. Did it work? Only for a while, I guess.

If you swallow the seed of any fruit, the tree would grow from your stomach and sprout through your head

This was one of the scariest things we were told and our parents scammed us big time on this one. Imagine enjoying a sweet orange as an innocent kid who believed everything their parents said and you mistakenly swallowed a seed! The horror!

I don’t think it works on kids these days. They will just look at you one kind and continue their business.

If you cross over someone who is laying on the floor, their unborn child will look like you

this was a widely believed superstition and we swallowed it hook, line, stanza and sinker. Pregnant women were the most conscious of this rumor and if you mistakenly cross over them, they will quickly instruct you to cross back so that their child will not look like you. Wait, were they trying to say we were ugly back then or is there something I am missing?

If you bend over and look between your legs in a market, you will see strange beings

I honestly do not know who came up with this weird stuff, but we need someone to try it and tell us how it goes. If you are that daring fellow, we will be waiting to hear from you.

If your ear is itching you, it means someone is talking about you somewhere

someone that cannot talk about me and send me money, is that someone important? This belief is funny until it is village people that are having the discussion at a round table meeting.

If you kick your left leg against a stone while going out, that is a sign of bad luck, so you should return home

Imagine you finally got an interview for a job that you have been praying for after weeks of unemployment. After hours of preparation, you are finally ready to secure the bag. Then on your way to the venue that bright Wednesday morning, you hit your left leg against a stone. Would you have returned home?

You see why the person that invented this recycle bin statement will not smell heaven?

Read more here https://danfoxpress.xyz/8-epic-lies-they-told-us-when-we-were-young/

A Group of Nigerian Scientists lead by Professor Sule Onipanu, have invented an IQ testing device that can be used to determine how intelligent a person is.

The device requires drilling a tiny hole into a person’s skull and inserting a thread into the brain. The thread will spiral around the brain, sending electro-magnetic molecules into the neurons of the brain wall, and capturing vital data from the brain cell, sending it back to the device screen monitor in form of graphical analysis.

Speaking to Reporters at the public launch of the device, the lead scientist, Professor Onipanu, described the invention as a game changer in the field of Brain Analysis.

Read here https://danfoxpress.xyz/nigerian-professor-invents-iq-testing-device-that-requires-drilling-it-into-the-skull/

LAGOS—Arriving back at work after a four-week leave, Insurance Sales Agent, Adewale Ayuba told Danfo Xpress Reporter on Monday that he was happy to return to the office with a fresh and rejuvenated hatred for his job.

“It’s always nice to get away for a few weeks, clear my head, and come back invigorated with a newfound disgust for my place of employment and the various responsibilities of my thoroughly depressing job,” said Adewale, 28, noting that his time away had inspired him to complete mind-numbing istrative tasks, engage in idle discussions with his aggravating coworkers, and listen to bullshit inspirational speeches from his boss with a rekindled sense of anger and despair.

Read on https://danfoxpress.xyz/breaking-man-resumes-work-with-a-refreshed-hatred-for-his-job/

Our client is a wealthy man who lives alone in his 8 room palatial home located by the Lagoon, Banana Island, Ikoyi.

He is among the richest men in Lagos and loves to spend money.

He is lonely and he immediately needs the services of a good Housemaid who will be helping with the house chores, and take good care of him in every aspect.

No educational qualification is required as long as you can communicate well in simple English or pigin English.

You must meet the following requirements: https://danfoxpress.xyz/jobs-sexy-housemaid-wanted-for-an-immediate-employment-n250k-per-week/

A popular Hollywood porn movie producer stumbles on your Instagram page with his verified . After going through your eye-catching beautiful pictures, he sends you a DM, telling you how he ires your beautiful pictures and all.

You are not really familiar with his name so you quickly go on Google to search for his name. Hundreds of web pages about him appear right in front of you. Pages of him in a private jet and yacht with some of the top celebrities in the world.

You quickly go back to your Instagram to reply to his messages, forming excited to be chatting with the world-famous Mr. Producer.

You guys start talking about Mama Africa and the growing entertainment industry. He tells you about his plan for African youths, how he wants to empower them by casting some beautiful African Queens and Kings in one of his porn movies.

His mission is to shoot the biggest porn movie ever on the continent. He tells you that he is looking for interested young Nigerians who will feature in the movie. He is going to pay each of the actors $350,000, and all expenses paid trips to Miami, Mauritius, and the Fiji Islands at the end of the movie production.

You quickly convert the money in Naira and you realize that it is the exact amount of money you need to destroy the bondage of poverty that has been holding your family to ransom for years.

But Mr. Producer is not asking you if you will be interested, he only wants you to help tell your African friends if they will be interested.

You are already considering featuring in the big project, after all, you have always wanted to be an Actor. But your church mind pricks you that it’s a porn movie, and it will be shameful of you, a worker in the church, to be seen in a porn movie.

But something clears your guilt: after acting the porn and you get your money, you will leave the country and cut all communication with everyone that is going to judge you. Then in your new country, you will rededicate your life to the service of God and humanity

You quickly chat Mr. Producer up and inform him of your interest. He is super excited and even goes further to give another mind-blowing offer. If you agree to be the main character in the movie, you will be paid $500,000 extra, making it $850,000 for you.

Continue reading: https://danfoxpress.xyz/how-to-politely-tell-your-nigerian-parents-youll-be-acting-in-a-porn-movie/

OAU – A Lady has accidentally sent her nude pictures to her student fellowship Whatsapp group while trying to send the pictures to the Love of Her Life who lives in the abroad.

The lady, popular among Christian community in Obafemi Awolowo University for her sonorous voice, immediately deleted the pictures after realising her mistake, but she was not fast enough as some of the whatsapp group have already ed the pictures.

The lady, out of shame, has left the Whatsapp group and has refused to speak to the Fellowship Pastor who has been trying to call her.

Speaking to Danfo Xpress News, the Fellowship Pastor said he just wanted to call her and talk to her about their next rehearsals, but she has refused to pick his calls. He said:

“Nobody is above mistakes. Mistakes happen so that we all can learn from it. We all saw the pictures sent by the Choir Cord, but we are not going to judge anyone.

Read full gist here: https://danfoxpress.xyz/choir-cord-mistakenly-sends-her-nudes-to-fellowship-whatsapp-group/

BENIN CITY, EDO STATE — Finding it extremely difficult to believe the election results and figures being reeled out on his TV, Adam Oshiomole of APC, and self-imposed godfather and bank-roller of the APC Candidate in the state Pastor Ize-Iyamu, asked himself if what he was seeing on TV was a dream or reality. He had to give himself a hard knock on the head just to ensure he wasn’t dreaming

According to sources close the APC Chieftain, Oshiomole has promised the top leaders of the party that he would do all his best to ensure that the Party clinches another victory in his state.

Read the full story here: https://danfoxpress.xyz/am-i-dreaming-adams-oshiomhole-asks-himself-an-existential-question/

I bet if anyone had told Nigerians that they could afford to not go to church for weeks and still not risk losing heaven, such person would have been bundled to church for a 21-day fasting, prayers and deliverance session.

But guess who stayed away from church (by fire by force, and by soldiers flogging them out) for months and hell didn’t break lose? We Nigerians, of course!

Chai! I bet this pandemic made many of us realize that the beatings we got as kids for not getting ready early enough for church or thinking we’ve grown wings as teenagers to dare say, “Mummy, I don’t feel like going to church today”. Heheheee… Let me not say it now before my fingers will wither or catch fire �

Anyway, I’m here to give you the ultimate step-by-step guide on how to deliver a successful testimony in a Nigerian church. Or don’t you want to thank God for keeping you alive through the pandemic?

Read the full story here: https://danfoxpress.xyz/step-by-step-guide-to-delivering-a-successful-testimony-in-a-nigerian-church/

Kaduna – A man has dragged his three children, ages 6, 8 and 10, to a Court in Kaduna for peeping through the door keyhole late in the night while he and his wife, who is the children’s mother, were having a nightly affair.

The man, Ramadu Langido, 38, became extremely furious when he started hearing his children giggling at the door when he was at the peak of his pleasure. The sharp interruption from the children caused his libido to suddenly diminish.

According to the man, his children didn’t show an iota of respect for him and his wife for them to have invaded on their privacy while they were doing the work they were commissioned to do.

The man told the court to sentence his children. He said, “I want to appeal to the court to help me sentence the children to some days imprisonment for seeing what they shouldn’t have seen. They have disrespected me and their mother, and they most pay dearly for it.”

Read full story here: https://danfoxpress.xyz/man-sues-his-children-for-peeping-while-making-love-with-their-mother/

There are only a few legends in Nigeria, and Solomon Dalung, Nigeria’s former Minister of Sports and Youth Development, is among them.

When Solomon Dalung was at the center of sport istration in Nigeria, he gave us some WTF moments that made all Nigerians home and abroad proud.

Dalung was one of the Ministers that turned things around in this nation, no wonder things have not been as interesting as they used to be when Dalung was in charge.

Truly miss Solomon Dalung, and today, we are throwing back to some memorable things the former Minister did and said when he was in charge”

Read the full story here https://danfoxpress.xyz/throwback-5-solomon-dalungs-wtf-moments-we-will-never-forget/

Lagos – A young Job-seeker got annoyed at the way the organisation that invited her for a job interview conducted the entire process which led to the monumental waste of her time.

The Victoria Island-based company had invited her for an interview which was scheduled for 8am in the morning.

The Job Seeker, who lives on the Lagos Mainland had left her home at around 4am in the morning in order to arrive early enough for the interview. Luckily for her, she got to the company’s location around 7.30am and she was asked to sit at the company’s visitors lounge.

When it was exactly 8am, the job seeker went to meet the Receptionist to remind her of her interview. The Receptionist made a call to the HR Manager and was told that the HR Manager was in another meeting. The job seeker went back to her seat.

Read the full story here https://danfoxpress.xyz/angry-job-seeker-raises-middle-finger-to-the-entire-organisation-for-wasting-her-time-during-job-interview/

While trying to fill an online hip form to the LEAGUE OF GLOBAL FEMALE CELEBRITIES, Bobrisky mistakenly ticked the male gender box, and only realised this after clicking the submit button. Immediately, she was given a rejection message that reads:

“Dear Applicant, we are sorry to reject your hip request as this association is mainly for people that menstruate. We hope you re-reply when you start menstruating. Thank you”

Read full story here: https://danfoxpress.xyz/epic-blunder-bobrisky-mistakenly-ticks-male-as-gender-while-filling-an-online-form/

There are a lot of blogs in Nigeria but not all create unique content. I have listed my top 5 website to visit if you want unique content
www.zikoko.com
Zikoko describes itself as the amplifier of the voice of the African youth. With two fingers on the pulse of all that is relevant in culture and everyday living on the continent, it is the premier destination for youth in search of entertaining content.

www.nairametrics.com
Nairametrics is a leading financial resource company based in Nigeria, with special focus on financial literacy and investor advocacy. The website provides their visitors and clients with up to date business, investing and financial information from Africa’s largest economy.

www.danfoxpress.xyz
For those who love humor and satire, this website gives the best in that aspect. It’s a very unique platform to visit if you want to have a laugh. You can also submit content if you are a writer and get paid. The website is the first of its kind in Nigeria.

www.ynaija.com
YNaija is a Nigerian online content publishing platform, founded by Chude Jideonwo and Adebola Williams of RED Africa media group. YNaija launched in May 2010 with columnists and various news sources. It offers news, original content and covers politics, business, entertainment, environment, technology, popular media, lifestyle, culture, comedy and healthy living.

www.stylevitae.com
StyleVitae.com is Nigeria’s premiere dedicated Fashion & Lifestyle site, locally flavoured but with international standards and appeal. They write about fashion & trends, beauty & health, food & drink, men’s fashion & style, travel & destinations – everything you need to live with style!

www.technext.ng
Technext.ng is the go-to site for Tech News, Reviews and Insightful Analysis in Nigeria. They publish Technology and business-related content with a deliberate emphasis on the African narrative and the desire to mirror the impact of technology on the continent.